Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: The 30th Bowl of Soup (1&2)

Qing Huan couldn't remember too clearly that this was the first time she had contact with the emperor. She didn't bother to remember, the past was gone. But this time, she was a little stuck.

I don't know how many times I've become a man, but it's the first time I've ever been a male emperor. It's too far, the problem is... At that time, the ghost emperor said that he was sorry for a person and asked her to take good care of her, but she checked and there was no palace maid named Xiaohua by her side.

It was a waste of the ghost emperor's sincere nostalgia, but Xiaohua seems to have not appeared in this world.

Let's talk about it before, she waited quietly by the Naihe Bridge for the little fox to disappear, and then disappeared in that world, but in a certain way, she was integrated with the world, and she was always with Shao.

This pale consolation is better than no consolation.

In short, after the little fox disappeared, the ghost emperor came. I didn't listen carefully to his name, Qing Huan. Anyway, this guy talked a lot, and finally he just wanted to express one meaning: he was deceived. .

Ordinary people will get a little angry when they are deceived, let alone a noble emperor? What the ghost emperor was deceived was neither money nor the throne, but love. The emperor's love, how many people want but can't get it, but after he gave his hands to it, he found out that the other party didn't like him at all, he was just playing with him!

The ghost emperor is of course unwilling. He was thirty years old, and it was the first time he was shriveled. If he hadn't been reluctant to leave his lover's soul after he died, he wouldn't have seen a fat, plump and pockmarked female soul floating out of his lover's body. .

The point is that the soul is still complaining about spending so much time on a scumbag. Of course, the ghost emperor was stunned, his beloved concubine Hua Rongyue, who are you monster?

It's strange to say that it may be that he loved his concubine so much that he was reluctant to leave after his death, but not long after he died, his concubine also died. At first, the ghost emperor thought that it was Concubine Ai who missed him, and it was difficult for him to live alone, but now he understands, oh... it turns out that she is not his concubine at all!

The ghost emperor has just recovered, and he is even more stunned. If it is not his beloved concubine in this body, who is that? He couldn't help but follow behind the fat woman, only to realize that he was just a target.

What is the target of strategy? It is a deal that a woman makes with someone in order to become beautiful, thin and excellent. She helps someone get the love of the ghost emperor, and someone gives her a beautiful face and body. And women are willing to do anything for beauty, especially for a person who has suffered a lot of unfair treatment because of his ugly appearance.

Someone also conducted a series of training for the fat woman, such as cheating and feeding her some idol dramas and shoujo manga, or teaching her to play the female harem game... Anyway, they came for the strategy, She is very attentive, and the woman is also very serious in her studies. In the end, it turns out that not only did she study seriously, but she also studied very well, because she got 100% of the ghost emperor's heart.

But the ghost emperor is not happy. Ever since he saw a woman with acne and fat from Aifei's body, the full of love instantly turned into nothingness, as if someone had poured cold water on her head, and he was extremely sad.

Where does this save his face!

That's why he was unwilling and arrived at the Naihe Bridge. His only wish was to let the fat woman's strategy fail!

Qing Huan was helpless, but agreed to him anyway.

This ghost emperor looks a bit middle-of-the-road and lacks heart. No wonder he was attacked by the tricks of the girl's comics.

At the same time, the ghost emperor also put forward a request, that is, a long time ago, there was a maid named Xiaohua by his side, who seemed to have saved his life, and then once an assassin entered the palace, Xiaohua blocked a knife for him, Because the ghost emperor was also injured, when he was healed, Xiaohua disappeared and was never found again.

Although it is only natural for Xiaohua to save the car, but for some reason, the ghost emperor has never been able to forget this little palace maid in his heart, especially after death, this feeling is more obvious, so he strongly asked Qinghuan to help He found Xiaohua, and if he couldn't find Xiaohua, it would be good to know her whereabouts.

And Qing Huan had been the emperor for several days, and still couldn't find Xiao Hua. She even asked people to look at the roster from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and compared them one by one, but she couldn't find any palace maid named Xiaohua. She deeply felt that it was very likely that the ghost emperor was dreaming. In fact, he did not know one at all. The maid named Xiaohua.

Similarly, among the newly-entered beautiful girls, the strategy from the ghost emperor's lover began to move around the corner.

As an emperor, where do you need to compete with a little beautiful girl, you don't have to do anything at all, just leave it in the air, and over time, she will naturally lose. In this era, without the emperor's summons, the beautiful girls could not go anywhere.

Mainly because Qing Huan didn't have the will to help the ghost emperor Lin Xing's concubine. Fortunately, he already has several children, and he will not worry about no one succeeding in the future.

But what Qing Huan didn't expect was that although she didn't plan to meet the woman, she couldn't prevent her from coming to see her.

Probably because of a plug-in, Xiulian girl can meet the emperor without inquiring about the emperor from other people's mouths. For example, Qing Huan occasionally went to the Imperial Garden on a whim and bumped into someone.

It's also a coincidence. She doesn't usually come here. Even if she does, the time is not fixed, but it's such a coincidence that Li Xiulian also came at this time.

And she came here earlier than Qing Huan - you can't say that people are deliberately blocking you here, right? If you don't know when you will come, the two of you are earlier than you, and it is you who block others when they say that they are blocking people.

Qing Huan expressed his willingness to give up.

As soon as she stepped into the imperial garden, she heard a burst of laughter like a silver bell. Looking up, she saw a woman in a pink palace dress playing with the palace maid, her eyes covered with cloth strips. play hide and seek.

Qing Huan glanced at the big **** beside him. The big **** was so frightened that he shivered and knelt down quickly. Just as he was about to speak, Qing Huan stretched out his hand and pulled him up—although the ghost emperor was a little heartless, But the body is very healthy and strong, and it is not difficult to lift a floppy eunuch.

More coincidence happened. Li Xiulian, who was covered with a black cloth, didn't know how to grope, and slowly touched Qing Huan. Speaking of which, Qing Huan wanted to complain about the ghost emperor again, probably because the women in the harem saw a lot of gentle and graceful women. He especially liked playing cards that didn't follow common sense. Li Xiulian was very much to his appetite. What's interesting is that he kept saying that he loved Li Xiulian, but when he saw that Li Xiulian's body was a bloated and fat woman, his love disappeared immediately.

After all, most humans are visual animals, and beautiful people are always better off than ordinary looking people.

Qing Huan stepped back gently and shoved the **** in front of her before Li Xiulian shouted to catch you!

Li Xiulian could feel where the emperor was. She blindfolded her and groped around, feeling that she would not go wrong again, so she jumped forward—sure enough, she hugged someone.

It's just a bit strange, eh...how could this be, the emperor looks handsome, tall and strong, how, why is he so thin when he is hugged? !

She squeezed the flesh in her arms, and it felt very soft... The emperor gave the impression that he was strong and mighty, how soft like a woman... But this is definitely not a woman, because a woman will not be so With a large skeleton, there is no feminine fragrance on his body.

Li Xiulian shuddered, how could the emperor act like this... She felt a drum in her heart, and after a while she mustered up the courage to remove the black cloth that covered her eyes, and then she saw the big **** in front of her with a blank expression ... the big eunuch? ! Isn't she holding the emperor? !

Although the **** is not a man, he was once a man after all. As a beautiful girl, he is so close to the eunuch. Li Xiulian trembled, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the emperor who was looking at the place with a blank expression, and quickly knelt down and pleaded, "The emperor forgives! Please forgive me!"

Qing Huan looked at her lazily: "Get up."

This girl is quite interesting, not as much as the ghost emperor said. But in order to maintain the appearance and character of the ghost emperor, Qing Huan did not laugh, but said, "Go back."

Li Xiulian finally saw the emperor, how could she be willing to retire? She originally planned to pretend to hide and seek to hug the emperor. He must have never seen such a woman before, he should feel very novel and interesting, and then they You can just say a few words... Although she never thought that the development between the two would be so fast, at least it doesn't need to be so slow, it would be nice to talk a little bit more.

But she was disappointed. The **** had come over and asked her to leave.

Li Xiulian clenched his fist, I won't give up! I must be beautiful! Get thin! Be nice!

Qing Huan walked to the pavilion of the Imperial Garden and sat down, and casually asked the eunuch, "How does it feel to be full of nephrite jade and warm fragrance?"

Hearing this, the **** broke down in cold sweat and knelt down to plead guilty: "The servant should die! The servant should die! The servant should die!"

Qing Huan looked at him unbearably: "I just asked casually, what are you doing on your knees, I look like a tyrant?"

This time, the big **** is not asking for guilt, nor does he not ask for guilt. A smooth face in front of the world on weekdays, a mouth that sees people talking and talking about ghosts, completely useless in the face of absolute imperial power , can't say a word. He carefully observed the emperor's expression, and he was a little uncertain. Is the emperor angry or not? If you're angry, why didn't you commit a crime? If you are not angry, what does this attitude, tone and demeanor mean?

After serving by the emperor's side for so many years, this was the first time the **** felt so troubled.

After a while, Qing Huan kindly let him go: "Get up."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." The **** was still in shock.

Qing Huan squinted and looked into the distance, feeling a little sleepy. This country is peaceful and peaceful. Even the gods favor this country. The queen is wise and the concubines are harmonious. It can be said that the ghost emperor is the most relaxed and luckiest emperor she has ever seen. How much yin and virtue does this person need to cultivate to this life!

It can be said that Qing Huan's emperor's life was extremely happy, except for the occasional occasional encounter with ministers who disagreed with each other because of a certain matter.

So... how did the ghost emperor die?

...That's right, Qing Huan only thought of this question. The Ghost Emperor was only thirty years old, so why did he die? Looking at him like this, it is obvious that his life is not over yet, how could he suddenly die? Most of this happened because of external factors, and it was obvious that Li Xiulian was the variable in the ghost emperor's life.

But Li Xiulian couldn't have killed the ghost emperor, because her goal was to get 100% of the ghost emperor's love, not to kill him. If the ghost emperor died before he got it, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss?

So...in other words, someone wanted to use Li Xiulian's hand to let him die? When Qing Huan thought of this, he felt a little overwhelmed. He thought that the two requirements of the ghost emperor were a bit overloaded, but he didn't expect that he would still be in a mess.

Who would want to kill him? Now that the people of the world are living and working in peace and contentment, who would want to kill him?

Qing Huan: "..." The sun is warm, this day is suitable for sleeping but not for thinking.

Let's wait until tomorrow, the boat will go straight to the bridge.

Stealing for half a day, she didn't want to think about the ghost emperor's death at all, she just wanted to rest first.

But what Qing Huan never expected was that from this day on, she often met Li Xiulian by chance. No matter where she went, Li Xiulian seemed to have clairvoyance and Shunfeng ears, and she was one step ahead of her every minute.

Every time we meet, it's fresh, either dancing with a mask on, singing to the moon, or dancing outside the lotus pond... Not to mention, regardless of Li Xiulian's own soul, she is now This body is delicate and slender, like the rebirth of a flying swallow.

No wonder the ghost emperor likes it. Generally speaking, most of the people who seem serious are sullen. Li Xiulian is passionate and girlish, no wonder the ghost emperor will fall.

Unfortunately...the current Li Xiulian is no matter how beautiful and powerful, Qing Huan is not tempted. She has a very high immunity to women, and she can appreciate the beauty of Li Xiulian, but she can't play the role of taking it as her own.

However, there is one thing that makes Qing Huan very distressed.

That's the morning tree.

It's completely a natural reaction of her body, and she wakes up every morning feeling a little bit of a pain in the **** - this time it's a real egg. So it's not good at all to be a man, and it's hard to bear the kindness of a beautiful woman. Just watching a group of beauties like flowers and jade, but there is no feeling of temptation at all.

A few days ago, the queen asked her if she was not feeling well. She said that she hadn't set foot in the harem for almost a month. She also asked the emperor if he was dissatisfied with the new batch of beautiful girls, and suggested that he would pay for it. There is a younger sister who was born in a country of beauty and beauty. She has not yet been married and is at a young age. If the emperor wants to, she can call her sister into the palace and let the emperor take a look.

Qing Huan declined. The ghost emperor's life should not be terminated. He clearly had an eighty-year lifespan but died at thirty. There must be something wrong here, and it must be because of the appearance of Liuli Xiulian that caused this accident. If we don't find out If so, not only the ghost emperor's fate will be changed, but Li Xiulian will also suffer.

The ghost emperor kept saying that Li Xiulian had deceived his feelings, and was just treating him as a target, ruthless, but Qing Huan felt that this was not the case. At least she could see that every time they met, Li Xiulian looked in his eyes. The flickering joy and emotion are not fake.

She really likes the ghost emperor, but... maybe this kind of love is not deep enough, so in the end he died, and she was not too sad, because beauty was something she had longed for for a long time.

Since Li Xiulian can always intercept her, Qing Huan will not follow her in circles. Soon everyone in the palace knows that the emperor has a crush on the girl named Li Xiulian among the show girls. , Just when everyone was waiting to see how Li Xiulian ascended to the sky in one step, the imperial decree came down. The emperor did not make Li Xiulian a concubine, but ordered her to be the lantern-lighting maid in front of the palace!

Don't underestimate this lantern lady, she probably spends more time with the emperor than the queen! It can be said to be a fat poor, so does the emperor like Li Xiulian or not? How can you like to change people into palace maids? If you don't like it, why stay by your side?

The emperor's concubines don't understand - the love madness from the concubines of the harem.

And since Li Xiulian came to serve Qing Huan, she naturally put away her master's posture. She is quite knowledgeable and trained, and can often say some amazing words - of course, to Qing Huan In terms of these ideas and highlights, they are nothing, but she is now playing the role of the ghost emperor, so she has to make a pair of you. You are really amazing, you are really smart, and I admire you so much... and so on. expression.

After a long time, I got used to it. At first, Li Xiulian was also muttering, what does the emperor mean to him? Being a noble person is different from being a palace maid. If you can't win the emperor's heart, others will laugh at her when she speaks out.

Fortunately, she can see the emperor for a long time every day, and gradually she can speak. Li Xiulian thinks this is also very good.

The reason why Qing Huan kept Li Xiulian by her side was purely because she was interested in the person who taught her.

I had seen Shuli in a world before, and Qing Huan knew that there was an existence similar to her in the world. Because there are too many intelligent beings, many of them are ordinary people. After their death, their resentment is overwhelmed, and they are unwilling to reincarnate, because their unfulfilled wishes and obsessions remain in the human world.

At this time, they are needed to help these ghosts fulfill their wishes.

After all, there are only a few people who have great merit. Qing Huan can handle it alone, but ordinary people in the world are the majority. But even if a world is one, there are countless worlds in this world, and it is also a very arduous work.

Therefore, existences like Qinghuan came into being.

They each have their own ways. Some people go into battle to fulfill their wishes, such as Mili, while others stay behind and manipulate other humans to fulfill their wishes—for example, the one who taught Li Xiulian this time.

They are not static. Some people are gradually deteriorating and degenerate - such as millet, some people can stick to their original aspirations, and some people have lived for a long time, tortured by memory and what they have seen and heard, and can no longer be able to Hold on, then they have two choices, continue to persevere, or reincarnate. Just after reincarnation, you will never have this memory again.

Eternal life is extremely painful, so Heaven allows each of them to find a partner and live with each other for a long time.

Some people found it, some people didn't find it, and some people couldn't find it.

But in any case, their existence can't die, can't appear. They can only stay in one world after another, but no matter which world, it does not belong to them.

They came from nothingness and perished from nothingness.

If it is possible, Qing Huan hopes that someone behind Li Xiulian will not break the river water. It is indeed possible to do so, but whoever made Li Xiulian intersect with the ghost emperor, Li Xiulian can get his wish after completing the strategy. The people behind her can also leave this world and continue their own lives, but who would have thought that the Ghost Emperor is not a good person. When these two collided, Qing Huan felt that a fierce battle was inevitable.

So she often observes Li Xiulian, wondering how she contacts the people behind her.

Previously, Qing Huan was still thinking that the ghost emperor is a good emperor. There is no need to worry about the court, nor the harem. The ministers and the queen are all taken care of. All he has to do is listen to their quarrels and gossip, and then Give them your opinion and give them a decision and that's it.

But it didn't take long for things to happen at the border. The Turks from the northern grasslands began to aggressively invade the border, burn and loot everything, and even robbed the woman back!

Originally, the two sides had been living peacefully for decades, but who would have known that the Turks had a particularly difficult time this winter. The water and grass were dry and yellow, the air was extremely cold, and dripping water turned into ice, and they were used to living in tents. Weak women, children, and old people have died! It's hard to get through the winter, and it's not long before spring, because the weather is getting warmer, and somehow the plague began to appear!

First, a large number of cattle and sheep died, and then there were people. They were almost dead. Now the Turks are in a hurry. If they die, they will have nothing left!

In view of the state where you have been pinching me and I have been pinching you for decades before and the Turks, the Turks couldn't hold back their face to ask for help, so I just came to the rude and went directly to the frontier to grab it!

Fortunately, they are still a bit sensible. Although many people were injured, few died.

They are now short of women, food, and medicinal materials. The plague could not be cured, so they gathered the dead people and animals and set it on fire, and then started to migrate collectively.

But this doesn't hold back the worsening living conditions. The further north you go, the steeper the terrain, not to mention growing food, even grazing is a big problem!

The Turks were born on horseback and spent their entire lives on horseback, and they could only continue to find a suitable place to live.

Then they took a fancy to ***.

What are you looking for? The most suitable place to live is not far from the horizon, right in front of you? !