Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: The 30th bowl of soup (3 & 4)

There are no internal worries, but foreign troubles are coming. His Majesty the Emperor, who is fishing every day, finally loosens his bones and prepares to fight against the Turks.

Qing Huan sits on the dragon chair, which is really not a big deal, so her greatest joy now is to watch the main battle faction and the main peace faction fight. The main war faction believes that peace without war is detrimental to national prestige. The main peace faction believes that peace is the most precious thing. Turkic people are bloodthirsty and brave and good at war.

So there was a lot of discussion for a while, and Qinghuan spent the entire morning in saliva every day.

In the end, when the two factions could no longer pinch, she waved her hand: war!

Have been bullied to the house and still don't fight back. Steamed buns are not so good!

The main war faction is naturally very happy, but the main peace faction is sad and lost. However, the emperor has already made a decision, where is there any room for them to speak out? Soon, Qing Huan dispatched generals to lead the troops and civilians who were suitable for military divisions, and then continued to fish—every day, apart from waiting for good news of the front line, he basically did nothing.

In the words of the big **** who followed the emperor: that is, the emperor has a terminal illness called lazy cancer.

As time passed, the two sides fought evenly, winning and losing. At this time, a courtier surnamed Wen caught Qing Huan's attention.

Wen Liang was originally a historian, responsible for narrating the emperor's words and deeds with the emperor, and kept it as a solid reference. Historians are just right, even if the emperor yawned today, he still remembers it as it is. At first, Qing Huan didn't pay attention to this guy. If she hadn't seen Li Xiulian talking to Wen Liang from a distance one day, she wouldn't have reacted.

Probably the day was so comfortable that she automatically paused her brain, didn't think about anything, and didn't care about anything.

That's the way it is. Seeing Li Xiulian's performance and expression in front of Wen Liang, Qing Huan finally understood why Li Xiulian was always able to intercept herself first--Danqing buried such a person next to her. Big dark pile!

But what makes Qing Huan interesting is that Wen Liang is obviously a historian, and the selection of historians is extremely strict. She doesn't think that Li Xiulian, who is ordinary and just a beautiful girl, can bring any benefits to Wen Liang. Although Wenliang's official position was not large, he always followed the emperor's side. If he wanted to step up the ranks, he could curry favor with the emperor. He only recorded some good things, but he didn't.

He can also choose any concubine to join the alliance in the harem - Li Xiulian is not the best choice no matter what.

If that's the case, what else could tie them together? Didn't the ghost emperor say that he saw Li Xiulian's soul leave the body and walked outside the palace, and then disappeared.

Who accepted her then?

Qing Huan coughed a few times pretending to be inadvertent, and the two people who were talking not far away immediately separated, each performing their duties, as if they didn't know each other at all.

Qing Huan sat on the dragon chair, ordered the memorial to be spread out, and then lazily reviewed it one by one. Although she was a little lazy and a little confused, she did everything she could do except for the concubine Lin Xing, and she was designated to do better than the ghost emperor.

So Wen Liang couldn't record anything bad about her in the history books - she didn't waste her political achievements, and under her wise leadership, the country has become more and more prosperous, okay?

While Li Xiulian was called by the **** to serve tea, Qing Huan, with a brush in her hand and her head on her other hand, asked curiously, "Wen Aiqing staring at me every day, doesn't she feel tired? ?"

Wen Liang kept an expressionless and respectful face: "This is the honor of the minister, not to mention fatigue, the emperor's words are serious."

"What did you say to Li Xiulian just now? That's my palace maid, don't tell me you have a crush on her?"

Wen Liang never expected that the emperor would ask such a direct question. Three black lines slipped down from his forehead--Emperor, please pay attention to your speech and behavior, you are the emperor, you can't be so arrogant. "Please note, Your Majesty, you are the Supreme Being of Ninety-Five, so you shouldn't be so frivolous."

Qing Huan laughed: "Why are you being frivolous, you are flirting with my palace maid, can't you ask me if you dare? Let's be honest, love, if you like Li Xiulian, I will give her to you, and you will When she brought it home, being a wife and a concubine is your freedom, what do you think?"

Wen Liang: "...I'm afraid I'll have no luck."

"How can I suffer without happiness?" Qing Huan felt that this person seemed expressionless, but his eyes betrayed him, and he felt interesting, so he continued to ask. "Do you think that Li Xiulian is not beautiful enough for you?"

How should I answer this? If Wen Liang said that he was beautiful enough, he would naturally receive the emperor's reward. If he said that he was not beautiful enough, wouldn't it prove that he didn't even like the emperor's women? What a face! Wen Liang thought that the emperor was deliberately teasing himself and finding fault, maybe the emperor heard what he said to Li Xiulian just now.

Just don't know how much I heard.

Then he immediately knelt down: "The crime of the minister deserves ten thousand death, please forgive the emperor!"

You're smart, and you know how to adapt. It's a pity that Qing Huan didn't answer his words, but continued to ask: "You haven't answered my question, do you think Li Xiulian is not beautiful enough, so she is not worthy of you? You are not happy that I will give her to you. already?"

Wen Liang: "...The crime of the minister deserves ten thousand death, please forgive the emperor!"

At this moment, Li Xiulian came in with tea, and when she saw Wen Liang, who was usually a set board, kneeling on the ground, she was shocked and immediately looked at Qing Huan, seeing that there was no anger on Qing Huan's face. Only quietly relieved. She has been with the emperor for a while. The emperor's temper is very good, but he is very elusive and always makes her feel unstoppable. Wen Liang also said that she should go all out - but is this something she can do with all her strength?

For a while, Li Xiulian stood in the same place, but she didn't walk, and she didn't walk. He didn't dare to interrupt Qinghuan's funny Yaxing, and he didn't dare to go over there rashly. What if the emperor was really angry? Is it wrong for her to do this?

Fortunately, Wen Liang was clever and kowtowed again: "This minister was confused for a while, just wanted to ask the Queen of the Lantern Palace about her daily preferences, but she forgot to guard against men and women, please forgive the emperor!"

On the one hand, he explained to Qing Huan, and on the other hand, he was euphemistically telling Li Xiulian what the current situation was. Wen Liang has been on the battlefield for a long time, but Li Xiulian is still tender. He is worried that something will happen to Li Xiulian's quilt accidentally.

It's just... this emperor is a little different from what he imagined!

Wen Liang is a little troubled. He has never made a mistake. It stands to reason that the emperor likes a woman like Li Xiulian, but now Li Xiulian has been waiting by his side for a long time. After the harem, what's going on? How can we be friends if you don't follow the script?

Qing Huan propped her chin to watch them play.

Li Xiulian was also smart, and when she heard Wen Liang's words, she knelt down. She showed more piety—just like a bitter little palace maid who loves the emperor wholeheartedly but is not greedy and only wants to be by his side: "The emperor forgives the sin, the emperor forgives the sin! It is the slave servant who sees Lord Wen by the emperor's side all day long, However, the servants could only stay in the palace, feeling sad in their hearts, so I took advantage of Lord Wen when he was alone, and wanted to ask Lord Wen how the emperor was feeling today, please forgive me!"

She also probably understands the emperor's character. Instead of telling him some lies, it is better to say what she thinks in her heart and make the emperor trust her. Otherwise, if she is suspected by the emperor, let alone a The little palace maid, even if she wants to survive, she has to see if she can keep the head around her neck!

Are these two singing a big show? She didn't say anything, and the two of them said everything. Qing Huan continued to turn the brush, and the cinnabar-stained brush gently turned in her hand, which was very attractive—it might be better if she wasn't wearing a dragon robe.

The monarch of a country turns a brush when he is reviewing the memorial in the imperial study—the word spreads out without laughing off the big teeth of the world. In fact, at this time, Lord Wen really wanted to ask: Your Majesty, please pay attention to your image and do not do such unsightly actions!

But he didn't dare. It is him who is kneeling on the ground now, and if he accidentally says something to anger the emperor, it will be a big deal if the life is not guaranteed, and the task cannot be accomplished.

For the perfectionist Wen Liang, no matter what, the tasks of each world must be completed meticulously! It is best to be perfect and not pick out any faults!

He thought so in his heart, so he knelt down and lowered his head a little bit, keeping his posture extremely low, as if this would calm the emperor down.

"Really?" Qing Huan even got on with the two of them. The two of them acted very happily in front of her, and she wanted to continue watching. "But I just heard what you two said about attacking me...Is this a hallucination?"

Wen Liang and Li Xiulian both have a capital letter on their faces.

What the hell, can this ancestor hear from so far away? !

My brain was spinning rapidly, and I began to think of a reason that could perfectly convince the emperor, but as I talked... I couldn't think of it, I couldn't think of it at all.

Until Wen Liang had an idea! "What the minister said to this palace maid is in the palace! The minister is asking her if someone in the palace has offended Longyan, not to discuss with her how to attack the emperor, but also ask the emperor to investigate!" After speaking, he raised a hand and swore . "If the minister has a half-sentence, teach me to never be reincarnated as a human being!"

This time, Qing Huan wanted to laugh even more. Wen Liang thought she didn't know, as long as he continued to live, where would he need to be reincarnated as a human being? This oath was made well, and Qing Huan gave him ten points.

So she chuckled, and finally showed mercy and prepared to let the two of them go: "So that's the case, I heard it wrong." After speaking, she looked at Wen Liang with a half-smiley smile.

Wen Liang also coughed awkwardly, and kowtowed a few more times before saying, "It's the minister's stupid tongue and not speaking clearly enough, please forgive the emperor."

"Okay, get up." Qing Huan waved his hand, motioning them to go down. Wen Liang was not happy at first, and wanted to insist that as a historian, he should stay by the emperor's side, but when he thought that he had offended the emperor just now, come on, don't say anything and slip his tail.

He went out of the outer hall with Li Xiulian. Actually, he still had something to say, but thinking of the terrible hearing inside, he decided to leave it alone.

Being caught again, no one will believe that kind of strategy and **** in the palace - in fact, Wen Liang doesn't believe that the emperor will believe it, after all, the current emperor is completely different from the emperor in the information he obtained. .

The current emperor, while more lazy and casual, is also more not to be underestimated. Moisturizing is silent, the main battle faction and the faction are so fiercely pinched at the court, they almost rushed over in front of the emperor and beat each other, but what about the emperor? He watched lazily every day, and in the end, he absorbed the essence of both sides and easily dispatched the right person to fight.

Not to mention her review of memorials and her approach to employment. In short, Wen Liang felt that this emperor was very different from the one in the data. He suddenly thought of a possibility and frowned.

No way?

That's too bad, isn't it? !

He has lived for a long, long time. At first, he was quite happy that he had obtained immortality, but he felt boring to live. Even if a person can enter the world, what can he do? No one knew his identity, and he had a lot of words to say to himself, which made Wen Liang feel sad.

That's why he chooses to find people who can carry out tasks from each world, help them complete his tasks as assistants, and at the same time allocate a little power to help the taskers' dreams come true - in this way, although each world He has grown up small, but there is someone who can speak, and he doesn't have to be careful about everything for fear of leaking.

In Wen Liang's long existence, what he hates most is encountering transmigrators or rebirths! And if these two kinds of people are gathered in a world, or even a mission, it is simply the most terrifying and terrifying nightmare in the world!

He can't even think about it!

So when Wen Liang thought that the emperor was likely to be a reincarnated person, Wen Liang felt a lot of pain - both the reincarnated person and the transmigrator belonged to those who were extremely loved by God. It may be inaccurate to say this, but they can get the opportunity to be reborn or transmigrated because they have merged or changed with the magnetic field of a certain world, which will lead to their appearance will bring changes to the world - and Such changes are often not allowed. It's like the butterfly effect, people who shouldn't exist in this world suddenly appear, then this world is no longer the original world.

As an existence who fulfills his wish for a living body, Wen Liang just feels it is hard. He has to consider not only how to maintain the stability of the balanced world of life, but also how to solve these two kinds of people-basically, neither of these two kinds of people exists, and there are special cases. Cool has not seen.

Until now he still remembers a terrifying and chaotic world in which his desires to be fulfilled became minor characters. The difficulty is not terrible, the terrible thing is that all around him are reborn...

a wants to kill b who killed him in the previous life after rebirth, b wants to kill after rebirth because he was killed by himself in his previous life, so he killed himself after rebirth and now he is reborn and finally has the chance to kill him again At the same time, c fell in love with a first and then fell in love with b in the previous life. I don't know which choice to choose between the two. After rebirth, I want to be good to a and to b. I want to get a and I want to get b, but at this time, b appeared silently waiting for me in the previous life. After being reborn, D has a crush on d, and after rebirth, d decides to bravely pursue his love, always ignoring his love for e, and after rebirth, e naturally wants to match c and b in order to make d fall in love with him...

In that world, Wen Liang's heart was broken, and he even hoped that he would just die, so that he wouldn't have to play the game of rebirth with a pair of neurotics.

So far, he has met a companion, and the story that the companion told him gave Wen Liang hope of life again.

Reborn is scary or transmigrator is scary?

Ghost knows.

His companion, we call her Chestnut here. The hard thing about chestnuts is that the new world she entered was in ancient times. Although Wen Liang encountered a group of neurotic rebirths, it was modern, and both living conditions and human thinking were in progress and development, so it was not too difficult to complete the task.

But she laughed. She is attached to a little eunuch. How small is this eunuch? Pouring Ye Xiang to other eunuchs every day - she is dedicated to this job, and what she has to do is to fulfill the wish of the concubine who died alone in the cold palace and hope that her son will become the emperor - do you think this is a pit or not?

And what's even worse, she is a little **** who smells good at night. How can she help a little prince who is not favored at all and has been poisoned so that he has a disability and a low IQ to ascend to the throne? Don't look down on her too much, okay? Why did such a difficult wish fall on her?

She's just a cute newbie!

But the world is so unpredictable, and chestnuts will remember this nightmare-like world for a long, long time. The imperial concubine Z came from the world of immortal cultivation. She was a master in the middle stage of Jindan, and she had a treasure bag with countless magical tools. Concubine Y came from the modern world. She used to be a civil engineer. After arriving in ancient times, she talked about it freely, but she had tossed out some broken things such as glass mirrors, Zhaozhou Bridge concrete, and another concubine X. From an alien planet, not only is she a beautiful woman who kills the world in seconds, but she is also delicate and easy to push down. The most amazing thing is that she can give birth to more than a dozen children in one child!

As for the other concubine uvw... Chestnut said that his brain is not good, and he can't imagine the process of these traversers showing their abilities to conquer the emperor.

Just when Chestnut stayed in the eunuch's yard every day to pour Yexiang professionally, and then worried about how to find the little prince and help the little prince ascend to the throne - at that time, she was still a simple and lovely little rookie, and suddenly she received With such a wish, the chestnut itself is also ignorant.

But who knows, things are unpredictable. She poured Yexiang full-time for about five years... and then something happened. First, the imperial concubine from the world of immortality exploded the golden elixir and died because she used a magic weapon that did not belong to this world without authorization, and then the imperial concubine who made glass Simmons and invented bras and sanitary napkins, these things are not allowed to exist, in their After arguing about their abilities separately, so that the emperor admired himself - the retribution came.

A dead, crazy, crazy, and I don't know where to go. As for the alien princess who gave birth to more than a dozen little princes, she...turned back to a round shape, a strange alien beauty with a head as big as a bathtub, a body as thin as a cucumber, and countless tentacles... Similarly, the little princes have become half human and half alien...

The rest will not be used, anyway, it will be gone in five years.

In the end, the Merry Emperor burped because he was hit too hard.

Chestnut completed the task in such a confused way.

Similarly, the same is true for the reborn in Wen Liang's world. After being reborn, because they know what will happen in the future, they will spread their golden fingers. For example, if they know who and who is in trouble now, they will be able to do it. For example, remember the numbers of a few issues, and know that a certain street will be famous in the future. Commercial streets... all kinds of things, and some people have acquired talents that they didn't have before because of their rebirth.

But what they all have in common is that they all die within five years.

No matter how brilliant the achievement, no matter how famous, as long as they break the rules, as long as they bring about things that shouldn't have happened - then the end result is destruction.

The way of heaven, it is fair, and there is no fairer existence in the world. If you lose your original intention, even if you are blessed by heaven, you will still be destroyed in the end.

It's just that Wen Liang and others who have to complete the task are suffering. Sometimes they think that Tiandao is deliberately trolling them... Of course, this kind of thinking is just thinking about it. If you think too much, you will be struck by lightning. Tiandao is watching them.

Don't dare to commit crimes. Most beings like Wenliang are strict with themselves and only hope to live well. They may be lonely and lonely, but only a few people will become greedy because of this.

So now when I think of the possibility that the emperor is a reborn person, Wen Liang feels extremely painful - he hasn't been in pain for a long time.

He shuddered when he heard the word rebirth. Every time he came to a world, he had to ask countless times in his heart, there are no rebirths, no transmigrators, don't torture me... But this time, he felt that he Abandoned by Heaven again.

And emperors are inherently privileged.

Able to be the emperor, the prime minister, and the general, all are amazing people. Even if they are mediocre, they are definitely people with great opportunities. Once this kind of person is reborn or transmigrated, it is not so easy to get rid of. Therefore, once it was determined that the emperor was a rebirth, Wen Liang felt that his eyes turned black...

He certainly can't wait for the emperor to kill himself, so what should he do?

If the emperor is reborn, he can't do anything. The emperor knows everything, doesn't he? Especially Li Xiulian... As soon as he thought that the emperor knew about Li Xiulian's purpose, Wen Liang immediately understood that he had never cared about Li Xiulian and still treated Li Xiulian as a palace maid!

I'm still putting them together now, do you want to prove that they are related and kill them all?

No way? If this body dies, the world will be judged to fail! As a perfectionist, how could Wen Liang allow himself to fail?

After he returned to the mansion, he hurriedly turned around, but there was nothing he could do. No matter how he thought about it, when he thought that the emperor was a rebirth, he completely denied all his countermeasures.

No way, no way, honestly will it work!

This idea was immediately dismissed by himself, **** it if it works... The reason why emperors are emperors is because they don't trust anyone, especially the so-called true feelings!