Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: The forty-seventh bowl of soup (1)


When Yue Xi opened his eyes, he felt that his head was going to explode. There seemed to be thousands of little people beating gongs and drums in his head, and thousands of other little people were setting off firecrackers. His veins were jumping. , reached out and touched the wall and climbed up from the ground. As a result, before walking a few steps while leaning on the wall, he stepped on something round and slippery under his feet.

The ugly posture is secondary, the important thing is that when he fell, the seeds in his head hurt even more.

He just lay on the ground and didn't move. After lying there for a while, he suddenly heard the sound of someone opening the door, followed by footsteps. Yue Xi really wanted to get up and have a look, but after trying his best, he gave up—don't climb anymore, for fear that he would fall again before he got up, and the fall would be sour.

Someone rudely pulled him off the ground and slapped him hard in the face - if that counts as a slap. Ask Yue Xi to say that he thinks it's more like a slap. The opponent's palm is very rough, and Yue Xi feels dizzy every time he slaps it. After a long while, he burst out a few words between his teeth: "Stop, stop..."

"Fuck you are still drinking? I **** thought you were dead!" The person grabbed Yue Xi and shook for a while, Yue Xi suddenly felt his stomach turned overturned, although he had no strength, but when he first opened his eyes He still doesn't want to vomit, and now he can't control it with his eyes closed. Isn't it all blamed on this person for holding him to his death?

So he spit all out on the other side with a wow, and the other side roared, but he didn't shake him off, but stopped breathing in disgust, by the way: "Damn..."

Yue Xi felt more comfortable. Who would have thought that the other party would lift him up in the next second. He really wanted to lift him up, but this position made him feel better.

A burst of cold water fell on his head, and Yue Xi's chaotic brain finally regained a sense of sobriety. Even the male ghost couldn't resist this feeling. The man with his arms around his chest in front of him: "What are you doing?"

"What do you say I do, I came to you when I was full?" the man asked in surprise. "Why don't you look at yourself and what you've become. You're not a ghost or a ghost, but for the sake of a woman? People say they don't like you anymore."

Yue Xibai glanced at him: "It's none of your business." He felt better, got up, touched the wall, pulled a towel, and wiped himself indiscriminately. Then his legs were weak and he almost slipped, and the rough man immediately helped him. After giving him a hand, Yue Xi patted his hand and walked out of the bathroom.

Only when I went out, I found that there were wine bottles everywhere in the living room. Just now, he may have stepped on the wine bottle and accidentally slipped. That fall was hard enough. Now Yue Xi feels that his lumbar spine hurts - he won't break Bone, right?

The man followed behind him and tidied up his things: "What are you doing? Oops, the smell in this room..." He fanned the wind in disgust, and then pulled the curtains open.

The dazzling sunlight came in. Yue Xi took a look at the house. The decoration and furnishings were all good, and it was the style he liked. The only thing was that it was too smelly. Spit on the other party's body and accidentally drop the filth on the ground.

Although I have stayed in the Forgotten River for a long time, although I always fight and devour each other with countless evil spirits, although I am full of filth—but it is all spiritual and spiritual, and my body has never been so dirty Pass. No matter how dirty the Wangchuan River is, there is no vomit.

The reason why the water of the Wangchuan River is so turbid is because it is full of ghosts' tears and sadness, as well as their unwillingness and resentment. Countless negative emotions have made the river water turbid, but if you look down from the Naihe bridge, when the wind is calm, the Wangchuan River is crystal clear.

"You pack up."

It seems that men are also used to being called by Yue Xi. Don't look at others as tall, half a head taller than Yue Xi, but they are really careful when doing housework. Yue Xi sat down on the sofa, and the man poured him a glass of water.

An hour later, the floor was bright and the **** on the table was cleaned up. Yue Xi lay on the sofa and said to the man, "It's hard work."

No sincerity.

The man sat down on the sofa opposite Yue Xi, looked at him in such a drunken state and couldn't help but said: "If you want me to like it, go after me, let it go, what kind of love are you pretending to be here? People won't accept your love."

He couldn't think because of the headache, so Yue Xi, who received the slow memory, gave the other party a white look: "It's none of your business."

"It's none of my business, it's because of my loveliness that I ran to see if you're dead." The man was used to being sprayed by him, so he didn't get angry, just rolled his eyes, got up from him, and walked away Going to Yuexi, he kicked his calf and said, "Get up, go take a shower and change your clothes. I'll get you something to eat."

Yue Xi waved his hand, and the man lifted him up again.

Really...

Tossed into the bathroom, Yue Xi sat next to the wall for a few minutes before recovering. This head hurts so much, I don't know how much alcohol the owner of this body had drunk before. Yue Xi doesn't like to drink. Alcohol makes people less like him, but he prefers to be sober and calm.

I originally planned to take a cold shower, but Yue Xi discovered that he had overestimated this body... I don't know how long this person has been depressed. The dirt on his body has to be wiped with a bath towel, and one by one, he was almost disgusted. I threw up, washed myself inside and out before going out, and didn't walk out of the bathroom until I no longer had the strange smell on my body.

Of course I can't take the clothes I was wearing before. I threw it in the trash can, opened the closet and found a clean one to put on. After blowing my hair, I felt much refreshed.

Going out of the bedroom, the man happened to be cooking in the open kitchen. When he saw Yue Xi coming out, he greeted him: "Come and eat."

It may be because Yue Xigang drank a lot of wine, so the man only made simple porridge and fried shredded hot and sour potatoes, and the rest was gone - there is no other reason, the ingredients still in the refrigerator are basically He couldn't eat them. Even these potatoes and rice were pulled out from a pile of rotten food.

Yue Xi looked at the food on the table, and his stomach growled twice. He took a spoon and ate it, while the man opened a bottle of cold beer, and threw it into the trash after a few sips—very accurate.

Fifteen minutes later, Yue Xi, who was full of food and drink, came to life. He stretched, and finally he was in the mood to look at what the man looked like.

Um...high.

Really tall, Yue Xi himself is 1.87 meters tall, but the other party is half a head taller than him, he couldn't help but ask: "How tall are you?"

The man glanced at him strangely: "199."

Twelve centimeters taller than him... Yue Xi nodded, and the man asked, "Don't you know how tall I am?"

"Forget it." He explained it to the man concisely and concisely. Yue Xi put away the tableware and chopsticks, and the man hurried over: "Okay, don't mess with these things, they'll all be smashed later, I'll wash them. "He snatched the bowls and chopsticks from Yue Xi's hands, daring not to let Yue Xi touch it.

Yue Xi was suddenly in a trance. When he was Zheng Jiashu, he would take the initiative to wash the dishes after every meal, because Zheng's mother never let him interfere while cooking. Now that the man suddenly stopped him from washing the dishes, he was still a little uncomfortable. Then I remembered, oh, I am no longer Zheng Jiashu.

That mother's love is not my own.

The black eyes gradually deepened, and no one could see what was hidden inside. Yue Xi looked at the man's back. The kitchen was already spacious enough, but the other party immediately felt oppressive when he stood in it. In particular, he is not only tall, but also very strong, and the simple T-shirt has clearly depicted the shape of the muscles under his clothes. Yue Xi took a look at his arm—forget it, it is estimated that the other party can smash him with a fist.

Soon, the man finished washing the dishes, sat down at the table, stared at Yue Xi for a while and said, "...you seem to be different."

"What's the difference?"

"If I scolded you like this before, you would have been angry long ago. Today, not only did you not get angry, but you were quite obedient." The man rubbed his chin in thought. "Could it be that this lovelorn can really change a person? You can be saved even with such a bad temperament. This world is amazing."

Looks like an iron tower, but his mouth is quite poisonous. Yue Xi glanced lazily at the other party and asked him to bring himself a bottle of beer. Unexpectedly, the man immediately became nervous when he heard that he was going to drink: "Are you crazy? You haven't had enough for so many days? If you drink it, you will be poisoned by alcohol!"

"Too hot." Yue Xi said impatiently. "Bring me a bottle of ice."

Seeing the man didn't seem to be happy, he got up and went to the refrigerator, looked up and down and saw that there was still one bottle left. Just as he was about to reach out, a thick and black arm stretched out first, took it away first, and then squeezed it. , tore a hole and pour it into the mouth. Yue Xi stared at this heroic drinking method, ten seconds... maybe five seconds? Anyway, in the blink of an eye, the last bottle of cold beer was gone.

The man is very proud after drinking: "You are thirsty and drink water."

I still drink water. There is nothing in the refrigerator. Is he going to drink the water from the faucet? Yue Xi turned around and sat down on the sofa, and turned on the TV, although he didn't watch much.

The man threw the beer can and came over. He first looked at Yue Xi cautiously, and then asked, as if he was afraid of touching his wound, "You... don't think about that woman, do you?"

“What if you think about it, what if you don’t want to?”

The man couldn't understand what Yue Xi was saying, he squinted his eyes and thought about it, and said, "Why don't I introduce you to a new girl who I just met in the past few days. She is beautiful and has a good personality. Yours is much better."

"What do you know?" Yue Xi snorted.


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