Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: The tenth bowl of soup (Eleven)
"The sect master wants revenge, but I don't really want to." Qing Huan was sitting on the swing with her snow-white feet swaying, and the crisp bell sounded. "Murdering is not difficult at all, I don't like killing people, it's dirty, and... even if the enemy is dead, the sect leader will not be happy."
Xuan Ji listened quietly. From the first time he saw Qing Huan, he knew that this girl didn't want her to look like a child on the outside. She had a sensitive and intelligent heart. "But you want help from a poor monk?"
"Monk." Qing Huan jumped off the swing and threw herself into Xuan Ji's arms, looking up at him with a small face, "Let's make a deal, if you can help me resolve this matter, I'll marry you and be your wife, if you can't solve it... I'll let you go, and we'll never see each other again in this life. You can be your monk, and I'll be my demon girl, so there's nothing to do with it, how about that? "
Xuan Ji said without even thinking: "Okay." Then he added another sentence. "But I will succeed."
"Why?" This amazing self-confidence... Qing Huan didn't believe that Xuan Ji could successfully stop the leader, Daddy, without himself.
"Because, I think your desire to be my wife is far more than leaving here and not seeing you in this life." For the first time in his life, he took the initiative to reach out and touch a girl. Those fingers were slender and rough, with calluses on their pulps, but they were exceptionally Warm and soft. The pink cheeks under the fingers were smooth and white, he wanted this girl. "If we succeed, I will bid farewell to Shanmen and marry you."
This magnanimous attitude made Qing Huan think she was thinking too much. It was the first time that Qing Huan had seen a monk like Xuan Ji. Returning to the vulgarity, she simply shocked her, she was obviously a high-ranking monk!
She's got a bunch of words ready to go, all of which she can't say at the moment. After a long while, he angrily beat Xuan Ji's chest with a fist, then turned and walked away.
After dinner, I felt that I couldn't let him go so easily. She was obviously a witch and he was a monk. She should have bullied him and teased him to seduce him. Why does it seem to be completely reversed now? Is there such an informal monk! Thinking about it, Qing Huan deliberately shouted at Xuan Ji to get her clothes.
It's not the first time anyway, Xuan Ji picked up her clothes with kindness, folded them neatly on the rocks on the bank, and then still meditated and recited sutras on her back. When a monk strikes the clock, he is always so pious. Qing Huan was lying on the shore, feeling that he was so indifferent and calm, which really made her very unhappy. It had only been two hours since this person said he wanted to marry her, but as a result, his face was calm, not at all convincing at all, and he showed a little bit of madness for love! This is so unprofessional!
She held up the water and poured it on Xuanji. He was so frightened that he shivered. Qing Huan found the fun and poured him more attentively. Xuan Ji dodged twice and let her play. As a result, Qing Huan wrapped silk threads around his wrist again and pulled him to the shore inch by inch, until the two were close at hand and their breaths blended together, then she said delicately: "What's the matter, why don't you look at me, am I not beautiful? "
Xuan Ji closes his eyes, observes his nose, nose and heart, and recites Buddhist scriptures in his heart. Qing Huan is full of demonic demeanor at the moment, she has long wanted to do this, okay! Flirt with the lofty and holy monk, she has always wanted to do it! This is finally a chance! Moreover, this eminent monk reacted to her molesting. His handsome face was flushed and his eyelashes trembled slightly. He was clearly moved but had to suppress it~ So cute~~
Mo Ze covered his face and didn't dare to look again, Master, you are sick.
"Why ignore me? Because I'm not pretty?"
After getting along for so long, Xuan Ji also understands Qing Huan's temperament. This girl just likes to tease him and bully him. If he doesn't respond, she can think of seventeen or eight ways to play tricks on him. Whispered: "Pretty."
"Then why are you ignoring me?" She blew into his ear. "Look at the long night, it's very hot today, Qiuhu, don't you want to come down and take a shower? I'll be with you, okay?"
Xuan Ji took a deep breath and shook his head like a rattle: "It can't be done."
"Did you lie to me when you said you liked me?" Qing Huan was annoyed.
"Naturally not, you and I have no status, I am still a monk, so I still have to strictly guard against men and women."
"Hmph, pedantic." Qing Huan played Xuan Ji's head, let go of him and immersed himself in the cool lake water. "We Miaojiang people are not like you people from the Central Plains. If you like it, you can be together immediately. You have too much red tape here, and it's not fun at all."
Speaking, she has dived into the bottom of the lake like a mermaid, playing to her heart's content.
For Qing Huan's condemnation, Xuan Ji just condoned a smile, returned to the stone that was exclusively for him to meditate on, and continued to close his eyes and recite the scriptures.
Actually, how could he be unmoved. The sound of the rushing water, the beautiful smile, he even imagined her playing in the water in his heart... I am merciful, I hope not to hear the voice of the poor monk.
The group of people under the mountain who were bewitched soon came to the door to settle accounts. Of course, they did not dare to go it alone. Instead, they widely posted heroic posts, summoned people from all walks of life in the martial arts, and came together to peek at the Tianshan Mountains to exterminate the demon sect. The intelligence network of Peeping Heaven Sect is still very powerful. In this month, there has been no news of a certain sect losing a certain treasure on the rivers and lakes. They dare not make a sound at all. , the channels they obtained are not formal enough.
It is said that it is to exterminate the demon sect, but in fact it is just trying to dispel the demon. There are countless strange Gus in Miao Jiang, and they really can't stand it anymore. If this goes on, they will have to finish their lives, and the time should not be delayed any longer.
The people of the righteous way set off in a mighty way towards Kuantian Mountain. He had no other requirements for Xuan Ji, except to protect his daughter, the hairpin. Other than that, he didn't have to do anything, and he didn't have to intervene.
The formations in the mountains, the miasma, the cultists... they won't be able to stop it for long, and they will always be able to hit the top of the mountain. The sect master of the sky didn't plan to deal with them at the foot of the mountain. What he wanted was that they were all on the top of the mountain, and they were thrown into the cliff when they died.
So when the righteous people thought they had wiped out most of the power of the demon sect, they desperately tried their best to reach the top of the mountain, only to find out that the big army was waiting for them. They originally wanted to fight the demon sect, but only now did they realize that the **** sect was beating them up! How many people are there in the sect? This **** mountain is so dark that you can't see it to the end? ! Regardless of their skill level, let’s just say that they have no chance of winning against the sea of people, right? If I knew it earlier, I contacted the court and begged the emperor to send troops to suppress it!
It must be a joke, it's too late for them to turn around and go home now?
The congregation either sat or stood, while Qing Huan sat on the armrest of the sect leader's throne, waving her snow-white lotus feet, waving her hands at the nuns of the Nanhai School and smiling sweetly.
It's been a long time since I've seen each other. If I hadn't seen the word "South China Sea" on their long swords, Qing Huan would have thought this was a fat girl group!
Poppy's mouth is poisonous, he held a fan in his hand and covered his mouth with a charming smile, "Oh, these beauties who are as light as swallows, I don't know which faction they come from? Ah, yes, the Nanhai School. Didn't the nuns come? Where are you? It's all you idiots here, it smells so bad, I don't want to smell it anymore."
Qing Huan chuckled, she laughed so unrestrainedly, but she was extremely splendid, as if she really just thought it was funny and had no other thoughts.
Being laughed at by the two of them together, the flesh on the face of Shi Tai, headed by kindness, trembled: "Demon girl! Hand over the antidote, or you will be beautiful today!"
"Didn't I say it when I left? As long as I can't bear to touch the meaty smell, this gu will be solved naturally, but looking at you guys...the monks from the Nanhai Sect seem to have broken their precepts, don't they?" She He swayed his little feet with a smile, and the bells rang incessantly. "Speaking of which, you are really useless. I planted the hungry gu on Xuanji, but Xuanji has nothing to do with it. You, Buddha nature is not high, and even willpower is poor. No wonder people can become eminent monks, but you are old nun. It's just murder!"
These words are poisonous, and Shi Tai's facial features are almost angered. She angrily draws her sword and points at Qing Huan: "If you don't get down on your peeping sect today, the poor nun will not be a human being!"
"Are you still human?" Poppy spat at her. "You are a pig."
Teacher Tai Cixin is actually okay, but the young nuns are all heartbroken. They are not very old. Although they are ordained as nuns, how can they not love beauty? It's a pity it's been a few months...
Hearing Qinghuan mentioning Xuanji, a nun in white walked out a few steps and asked her: "Where is Master Xuanji? What happened to him? Give him back to us!"
Qing Huan squinted her eyes and recognized it for a while before she realized that it was Xuan Ji's Bai Yueguang. She couldn't blame her. It was a group of nuns. They were all about fat. Well, she's definitely not blind. "What about you? I won't tell you."
Bai Yue was very annoyed, but because her master was by her side, she didn't dare to make trouble.
"Girl Hairpin!" Master Xuankong took a step forward and sang a Buddhist chant, "I dare to ask the poor monk and junior brother if he is okay?"
"Guess what?"
Master Xuankong: "..." Can we still fight and chat? "The poor monk doesn't know, please ask the girl to inform me."
Qing Huan said happily: "We will be married soon!"
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There is no sound, everyone is stupid, what the **** is this little evil star talking about, what the hell... Who is married to whom? Is there something wrong with their ears? Is it temporarily deaf and can't hear what Xiaoshaxing is saying? The monk wants to marry? ! For the first time in thousands of years, do you dare to be a little more bizarre.
"I want to marry him and be his wife, old monk, do you agree?" Qing Huan asked.