I Am Not Really Related Chapter 5: Alas, the **** age!


My name is Qianshou Zhenyang, and I am a traveler who grew up under the red flag.

He is currently the son of the second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama. It is unknown who his mother is.

According to seniority, the first Hokage Senju Hashirama, who holds the title of the **** of the ninja world, is my uncle.

The current Nine-Tails Zhuli Uzumaki Mito is my aunt.

The future three generations of Hokage, Sarutobi and Danzo are all disciples of my old bean.

Tsunade, who has not yet been born, probably calls me Uncle.

According to this generation, when Naruto and Erzhuzi are born, don't they want to call me the ancestor?

Alas, this damned generation!

Compared with the broken stone that he passed through with him, the identity he passed through was more like his golden finger.

After all, this is no worse than Luffy's identity background on the next studio. As long as he doesn't kill himself, he is honestly a second-generation movie, and he has nothing to do on the street to tease and molest little girls, and make a good relationship with a few hookers in advance, right? Can you win all the way?

Besides, do you really think he watched hundreds of Hokage episodes for nothing?

It can be said that he has been a winner in life since he was born!

It's really lonely as snow~

Well, count the time, it's time to drink milk.

Zhenyang, who threw away his face, started to "wow" very skillfully...

There was no chance for a third wow, and a baby bottle was in his mouth, and he choked up happily.

Is it Mito or Ayako Sente?

Hehe, not at all.

In the beginning, Mito, who had rich experience in raising children, was busy, and Ayako Sente joined in to learn how to be a good mother.

But whenever Tobirama finishes his official duties and comes home very tired, he will be driven by Mito to the shelves, and he will be temporarily transferred to a nurse to take care of him.

After all, in the eyes of Mito and Ayako, Tobirama is the father of the child, and even if someone helps to take him, he can't be allowed to play the role of a shopkeeper in a leisurely manner.

So Tobirama's hard-fought career with a baby began.

At one point, Tobirama deeply regretted that he was soft-hearted at that time.

Even the technique of Flying Thunder God, which made the enemy frightened by the wind, has become a magical technique that comes with you.

And after discovering this situation, Zhenyang naturally did not forget the fact that when he just crossed over, he was lightly attacked by this soul, so every time he came back to Tobirama, the frequency of his wow would be higher than that of Tobirama. A lot during the day.

Whoops!

Isn't it just right for my son to torment me?

This kind of abnormality is also regarded by Mito and others as 'father and son's heart', and began to cultivate Tobirama more carefully on the road to a qualified father.

What a fool?

It doesn't exist!

Qianshou Zhenyang laughed, and then waved his little hand, patted off the bottle in his mouth, and sighed in his dantian...

"Wow~Wow!"

Tobirama, who was severely lacking in sleep, immediately started to check whether he had urinated or not. This is the experience that Mito taught him, although he didn't want to...

Then just as the diaper was unfastened, a powerful jet of water sprayed out.

It's a good move, the water escape and bed-wetting technique!

However, Tobirama, who had been prepared for a long time, managed to escape with his vigorous posture, which made Chiju Mayang sigh regretfully in his heart.

It's a little bit short, and it seems that repeated moves won't work for Hokage.

Tobirama, who was unsuccessful in the sneak attack, couldn't help but sneer, boy, you are too young to play water escape in front of your father!

Although the original psychological fluctuations are not like this, the meaning is not bad.

But Tobirama is still muttering in his heart, he likes to be naughty at such a young age, so what if he grows up?

Especially these days, although he sealed up all the relevant information about the reincarnation of the dirty earth, he did not give up research.

It's just that the progress made is almost nil.

No matter how much he tried to restore the experimental conditions of that day, it ended in failure.

As if that was a miracle of life that cannot be replicated!

If he hadn't promised Hashima not to use this child as an experimental subject, he would have really wanted to do some research on blood or something.

Could it be that his and Quanna's blood is the key?

But it doesn't make sense!

He also tried to use his own blood and the blood of other Uchiha clansmen as experimental materials, but found nothing.

What's even more unfortunate is that the experiment that time has used up the only blood of Quanna in his hands, and it is impossible to have any more in this world.

"Alas!"

After another toss, the exhausted Tobirama walked out of the room and sighed deeply.

Perhaps the success of that experiment was really just an accident...

The bright moonlight shone on Tobirama, as if draped in a silver veil.

It's not rude, but Tobirama usually shows a little bit of indifference, but this appearance really kills his stupid big brother, especially the lethality to little girls.

But when he was handsome for only three seconds, Mito came over.

"I've been looking for you for a long time, so you're here. Just take these books back and read them. It's not that easy to be a qualified father."

Tobirama stared at the books that Mito handed over to him...

"Newborn Nursing and Nurturing Guide", "36 Taboos for New Parents~IndoMTL.com~Parenting Bible", "How to Make Your Baby Smarter", "Elite Ninjas Start from Dolls"...

Tobirama's hands trembled, speechless, and looked up at the sky.

The moon is very round and big.

What a shame! ! !

. . . . . . . . . . .

As time goes by, Tobirama has been frantic and repulsive from the very beginning, and has become more and more proficient in raising children.

And in getting along day and night, even Tobirama himself did not realize that the emotional connection between him and this unexpected little life has become more and more close.

Especially when everyone around you regards you as the father of the child, and even he himself unknowingly substitutes himself as the father of the child, everything seems to be a matter of course.

The ten years of Konoha, August 2.

Sente Ayako's child is finally born, a girl named Tsunade.

Although Ayako Sente, who just gave birth to Tsunade, is extremely tired, she is particularly confident that she can be a qualified mother due to her previous internship with babies.

It's just that the daughter's hair didn't follow her own, to have beautiful red hair, but to follow her father to have blond hair, which makes Ayako somewhat regretful.

As for this newly born little princess Konoha, as a grandfather and grandmother, Hasuma and Mito are naturally very fond.

Of course, this does not mean that they will ignore the existence of Tobirama's 'son' Senju Mayang.

Although the generations are different, Chiju Mayang, who was only 'born' a few months earlier, will undoubtedly be the best playmate of the little princess Tsunade when she was a child.

Especially after Tsunade was born, Ma Yang's surprise (surprised) abnormal appearance made everyone believe that they would be a harmonious and loving family!


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