I Am Supreme Chapter 181: Bad reputation
Now a certain black old marshal is in the palace, sighing.
"Who would have thought that these guys didn't leave immediately after Tie Zheng's wedding banquet, but stayed there. What do they want to do? The purpose is by no means simple, there must be other intentions."
At this moment, Qiu Jianhan is like an angry lion, turning around in the cage, spreading his teeth and claws, trying to bite people.
"Isn't this already in our calculations?"
His Majesty the Emperor looked at Qiu Jianhan with a little laughter; "They finally came here once, or maybe they only had one chance to enter the Yutang Kingdom, how could they go back with empty hands like this?"
"If these people die, my heart is not dead. I must take action. Mostly, I must look for dark piles, insert eyeliners, or at least steal information." Old Marshal Qiu was angry.
"Let them go." His Majesty the emperor was very open: "Our Yutang is now full of holes, and their work has spread throughout the entire Yutang; what information they don't know?"
"Let them do what they can, and how much more damage can they do? I hope that they have stayed here for a long time. If they really don't want to go back, they will settle down here and live and work in peace; it is a good thing."
His majesty the emperor's heart is so wide that it also made the old marshal stare at him: "I have to say that your majesty thinks too well, even I dare not have such extravagant hopes. What a big brain! "
His Majesty the emperor laughed: "In a word, let them go, but they did not name them, and unexpectedly ordered Yunyang to accompany me. I can't help but wonder where this group of generals can be taken by Yunyang. I went."
Speaking of this, the old marshal wanted to laugh immediately: "It is said that the stinky boy proposed to buy them a brothel and let everyone spend ten days in it..."
"The brothel...big...prostitution for ten days..." His Majesty's eyes widened suddenly, and he suddenly coughed: "Cough cough cough cough...hahahahaha...what the hell! This kid’s way of being in the world, hahaha...I am so happy!"
For a while, His Majesty the Emperor laughed forward and backward, and suddenly found that Qiu Jianhan was staring at him, and suddenly remembered that what he said just now was very inappropriate. As the king of a country, he exploded swearing...
This is too detrimental to Weijun's image.
I hurriedly remedied: "I feel really surprised. I can't help but want to scold him a few words, just talk happily..."
Puff!
It's okay if your majesty doesn't explain it. With this explanation, Qiu Jianhan couldn't hold back anymore. He laughed: "Your majesty's three words are what the old minister's aspirations are. Hahaha..."
"As long as the old minister thinks of Han Shanhe visiting the brothel, he wants to laugh. I really hope Yun Yang can be more patient and let Mr. Han go for a prostitution for ten days..." Qiu Jianhan said gloat.
……
However, the expectations of the old marshal and the emperor will at least be disappointed today.
Because Yun Yang has already taken a group of people and headed to the Nine Palaces.
Along the way, Young Master Yun showed off his lotus eloquence, constantly introduced the scenery along the way, talked freely, just like a few Jiazhen, even if the opening method he introduced is very different——
"Have you seen this house? This house has a lot of history; back then, when His Majesty Taizu founded the country, this is the place where the concubine of the brother-in-law’s sister-in-law of the prime minister’s old-in-law’s brother-in-law lived. Why is this Is it famous? It's because of the brother-in-law of the prime minister's brother-in-law..."
After hearing such a series of twists and turns, I couldn’t hold back anymore, and said angrily: “This prime minister’s brother-in-law’s brother-in-law, isn’t the prime minister’s brother-in-law’s brother-in-law’s sister-in-law at that time? Sister-in-law? You have spared eight laps for such a simple relationship... Sister-in-law’s concubine..."
Yun Yang, the instigator, was stunned by the retelling of the war song. He blinked and said, "Ah, this is a bit complicated. You have a good memory..."
Everyone looked at him with contempt.
"Look where, did you see this tree? Look, the roots are so dense and the crown is magnificent, the origin of this tree can be even greater. Legend has it that this tree was a good tree spirit back then; Here, we are here to bless one party with good weather, the country and the people. It has the ability to call the wind and call the rain and move mountains and seas. But do you know how many lightning strikes this tree has experienced in the past hundred years?" Yun Yang looked mysterious.
"How many times?" The black-faced teenager didn't want to talk to him, but couldn't help but ask questions.
"Not once!" Yun Yang said sternly.
"..." The dark-faced boy stared at him like he wanted to eat.
"Such a big tree has not been struck by lightning even once in so many years..." Yun Yang said, "This in itself is a very surprising thing."
A general with a beard retorted with dissatisfaction: "This tree is no more than the size of the bowl at best. It is said that it has been considered as the majority of trees with ten years of age. How can it have been through more than a hundred years of wind and rain... Besides, even if it has A tree that is more than a hundred years old is not considered an ancient tree...what do you want to do so madly?"
Yun Yang deliberately whispered: "Look... it's the man at the street with a wretched look. Seeing that we immediately walked away and behaved suspiciously...Is that an assassin sent by the Eastern Xuan Empire? To create disputes by this? We have to consider your safety, and we must not afford to lose... In case you have any shortcomings in our Yutang Empire, tsk tsk... That is the major issue of the diplomatic relations between the two countries. ."
All the generals are black lines.
This **** curse is really vicious-any ordinary person who sees so many big guys walking together, the first reaction must be to dodge quickly, how can you become an assassin in your mouth, and also pull us out The head is in a different place. I said before that we are running out of time and have to go to the road. We all bear it. Looking at this posture, it is obviously addicted to play...
"You are only three long and two short!"
"You are the only one in the wrong place!"
"Your boy is running out of time, it's time to get on the road!"
Some grumpy generals have begun to curse.
"You scold me! Are you scolding me?"
Yun Yang was furious: "I kindly acted as a guide for you, taking care of everything, asking myself and doing my best. I only hope for good-neighborliness and friendship. I don't want you to scold me... Do you still have a conscience? Consciousness as a guest? Is there any more......"
The generals of various countries have a black line, scolding you? Who scolded first? Suddenly there were a few grumpy rushes to rush to theory.
"You scold me!"
"I won't take you to the brothel at night!"
"I'm telling you the truth, you want to go to the brothel, there is no way!"
"I can't hold you guys!"
"Not only will I not take you to the brothel, I will add aphrodisiac to your food! After the aphrodisiac, I will call some girls to dance, so you won’t be able to touch it!"
"Dare to scold me..."
"If I dare to scold me, I will suffer the consequences!"
"The consequences are very, very, very, very serious!"
"I won't go to kill anymore. Let's play with each other in the room! Chrysanthemum is broken, let's go full of injuries!"
"Dare to scold me...Is there any truth, axioms, or heavenly principles? It's unreasonable. He treats Lao Tzu's kindness as donkey liver and lungs... This young master is very enthusiastic and kindly finds brothels for you... you guys Even if you don’t think about giving it back, you still scold me!"
Yun Yang is articulate. When someone else said something, he had already said at least three sentences back, and he was very eloquent.
One bite one brothel, one bite to suffocate you, these high-ranking generals all seem to be old bachelors who have been suffocating for many years, as if they have never seen a woman in a lifetime...
For a time, there was a lot of scolding on the road, and everyone opened fire together, scolding each other.
The general was indignant. He came from thousands of miles to visit your brothel in Yutang?
The rhetoric of this **** kid can almost make the dead man jump in the coffin!
Passers-by all looked sideways, watching this group of well-dressed guys who were big guys all talking foul language, one brothel, one prostitute, one aphrodisiac, one chrysanthemum and the flower...
It's really unbearable!
The world is going down, and people's hearts are not old!
In the face of the group of curses, Yun Yang did not show any signs of weakness. He fought with the generals across the mainland, and opened his bow left and right to catch who scolded whom; if he couldn't scold, he just said: I won't take you to the brothel! I suffocated you! Let you play with yourself, the chrysanthemum is broken and full of wounds!
This sentence is simply a touch of magic, and the generals on the scene jumped and dizzy.
Especially at the end, Yun Yang went up to the map cannon mode: "What happened to you? One by one imagines to eat me... Don't the generals in these countries just Thinking of women? Do you have any other pursuits besides women...Can't you just solve it by yourself~IndoMTL.com~ Even if you can't do it by yourself, please ask someone around you to help!"
"No wonder you fight with us year after year. It's because our Yutang girls are beautiful, right? You said you didn't find a daughter-in-law in your own country, right? Marrying a wife, I just rushed over. It turned out to be an eye addiction, but now I am envious and jealous of us Tie Shuai, I really see the true colors of you people now, the mainland star, you really deserve to be the mainland star. , This face, thinking strangely, far beyond ordinary people!"
Everyone who hurried past and heard a word was filled with anger.
These guys will actually give birth to this...mind!
Huh...
With the help of everyone's brains, all foreign generals have become hungry ghosts who have been holding back for more than ten years, or the kind of unscrupulous, anything...extremely dirty!
It will spread out one by one...