I Became a Progenitor Vampire Chapter 429: The worst American player in history (this

ps: This chapter is a spoof and nonsense chapter. If you don't like it, you can skip it and it will not affect the plot.

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At a military base of the American military, a colonel with a gloomy look stared at the tall soldier in front of him.

"Henry, as America's most elite spy, I hope you will collect more useful information after entering the game "Glory" this time."

"Yes, sir!" The man in uniform in front of him replied loudly, his eyes extremely firm.

"Very good." The colonel was quite satisfied. "Although you have written down all the game information for more than a month, this is not enough.

This is a very difficult game, our intelligence department has not figured out this game until now.

Moreover, there are a lot of new news appearing every day on Huaxia's network.

This game is bound to hide some ulterior secrets of China.

So I need you to make friends with some senior Chinese players when collecting information, in case you need it. "

"Yes, sir." Henry's eyes flashed with confidence.

"Report sir, I have mastered all the strategies and skills of this game, and they will be conquered by our mountain country!

We America is the chosen person, the race that God sees, and what those heretical Chinese can do, our great America will definitely be able to do better! "

The colonel nodded in satisfaction, "Very well, you are right, only we are the best race!"

"There are 5000 elites of our military intelligence department who entered the game with you, but you may not be able to get help in the early stage, because we can't affect the progress of the game.

I need you to gain a firm foothold as soon as possible. It will take some time for the funds to be given to you. "

Henry replied loudly, "Yes, sir, don't worry, I will solve the funding problem by myself!" His eyes were extremely determined. In the opinion of this military elite, what is the difficulty of playing a game?

Moreover, with the support of a large amount of intelligence from the Military Intelligence Department, there are already dozens of mature strategies in my mind.

The Ministry of Military Intelligence has formulated plans for where you were born, what NPC you encounter, and how to do it.

In this case, it's like copying the answer. How can Henry, an elite military spy, be unconfident?

The colonel was very satisfied with Henry's answer.

"Go down and get ready..."

It is not only Henry who is confident, but the colonel's confidence is even stronger. He firmly believes that 5000 military agents will join, this so-called absolutely real game is not a casual conquer...

The opening test of "Glory" is a major event that the world is paying attention to.

This is especially true for foreign players, especially those players who watched the live broadcast of Li De Sifang in Ainos City. They can't wait to enter the game.

Of course, this is also mixed with intelligence personnel from various countries with special purposes.

No way, the influence of "Glory" is too great, not only because of the game, but more importantly because of the things behind the game.

For example, the core point-games can improve the physical fitness of reality, this thing simply drives the top scientists crazy.

But "Rongguang" is too black technology. Hackers from various countries don't even break the "Rongguang" anti-theft network to obtain the source code. Until now, they can't find the other party's server...

Therefore, the game slots they have paid a huge price for cannot be wasted so easily.

One by one, they are eager to find out the secrets of this game.

With different goals in various countries, Henry, as an elite agent of the United States, followed hundreds of millions of people into "Glory".

On January 1, 2052, at exactly 21 o'clock in the evening, Henry lying in the game cabin went dark. When he opened his eyes again, the surrounding environment had changed.

This is a medieval church building. The crumbling magic lamp emits a faint light at the roots of the dilapidated wall, setting off the mottled oil paintings hanging around to make it even more ancient.

Henry sat up and began to look around. His blue eyes quickly became sharp, like a hunting falcon.

As an elite agent, although I have absolute confidence in my heart to conquer this game, after entering the game, I still have patience and began to observe carefully.

"According to the information, the players were born in the "Glory" Goddess of Life Temple, and there are usually priests around. What is the situation if there is no priest here?"

He frowned, without thinking too much, got up from the altar, gathered up his coarse short robe, and walked straight out.

The first thing to do now is to find the pastor. He doesn't know how to speak the lingua franca. He must be fluent in the language in order to take the next step.

Eh~

The moment the door opened, the blood moon in the sky made Henry frown.

Sure enough, the intelligence department said in the morning that huge changes have taken place in "Glory", presumably because of the second public beta, the official opening of a new expansion-the old day has come.

Although there has been no relevant announcement on the official website of "Glory", it seems that this is reasonable in combination with the mystery of the other party. "

The sharp-eyed Henry began to think about everything about the game. It seems that he is a professional player who has experienced many battles at the moment, showing his elite characteristics in this place where no one is.

Outside the church is a very high-walled courtyard. Although it looks a bit dilapidated, it is very clean, and it seems that people often move around.

After scanning around and seeing nothing useful, Henry came to the front of the yard, but just as he was about to open the yard door.

Bang~

The wooden courtyard door in front of him burst directly, and sawdust was scattered all over the place.

Then, before Henry had time to hide, several players broke in.

After seeing Henry, the eyes of these obviously malicious players lit up.

"Finally found a foreign player. There are so many people in Nima Huaxia, and I am embarrassed to do something with them. This foreigner will not have a psychological burden. Let's work..."

As a spy specifically targeting China, Henry has studied Chinese for 10 years and can naturally understand this. When he was shocked, he quickly showed a kind of disguised smile.

"Hello, dear Huaxia players, although I am American...but I love Huaxia the most. I like your food and your culture...

Are you a closed beta player? Can I make friends with you? Or I can pay, you guys, take me to upgrade? ......"

According to his past experience, under normal circumstances, most Chinese people who are so praised by a foreigner will have a smile on their faces and a little pride in their hearts. This trick will definitely bring you closer together quickly, and you can try it.

But what happened next was beyond his expectation...

"Fuck, do you want to lie to me? Lao Tzu's perception is recognized by Master Master. If I'm not in control, I'll become a Master."

The leading player with five big and three thick pockmarked faces suddenly became angry and waved his hand and roared.

"Hands, be quicker, today you must tie up 30 foreigners to the limit of the evil temple..."

The sand sculpture boy next to him suddenly slapped his tongue when he heard this, "30? Boss, are you as good as it? Isn't it that your boyfriend hooked up with an Englishman?..."

"Shut up!!" The man with a pocky face turned green with anger, "I was in love with him!! These **** are all damned, they are caught up for me and sacrificed to the evil god!!!"

Henry's face changed drastically. Are these **** real? ?

"Fak, I am American!! You can't treat me like that!! I can pay you, I have dollars..."

"Hmph, you are the United States of America, pull it out..."

Several players rushed to him, and Henry was immediately angry when he saw this scene. He was an elite of the military intelligence department. How much important information was stolen, and a few idiot players wanted to embarrass him?

Suddenly put on a posture of mixed martial arts, he wanted to let these **** know what is elite, what is American insult.

Just before Henry had time to do it, suddenly he only felt a flower in front of him, and then a fist as big as a sandbag appeared in front of him.

Puff~

The elite spy was overturned unreasonably in the next second.

"He~tu, a novice who doesn't have a level 1 dare to pose a master in front of me?

Take him back first, and the rest will keep looking! !

Find out all the foreign old Maozi who came to the surrounding temples. I caught them when I saw them on the street. Today, Grandpa let them know the consequences of seduce other boyfriends! ! "

From appearing to being dragged out, this spy with a lot of intelligence only had time to glance at the blood moon in the sky...

After 8 half-day hours.

Swipe~

The somber-faced Henry was resurrected on the altar. After waking up, the military spy quickly took a look at the church. After making sure that no one was around, he quickly got up, and then swiftly turned out from the window.

Behind the window is the backyard of the church. He dared not walk from the front yard because he didn't know if the **** Chinese players were still waiting for him.

Remembering the experience of being kidnapped, Henry subconsciously touched his hips, the pain still makes him feel lingering...

"Damn bastard, my Ding Ding...no, just calm down and do business first..."

Henry suppressed the revenge anger in his heart, and at the same time, after he scolded the sand sculpture players millions of times in his heart, he began to calm down.

He needs to do a few things now, first find the pastor to learn lingua franca and integrate into the world.

Second, you can spend money to hire Huaxia players to provide him with protection, and if you have money, you can definitely gain a foothold quickly.

Third, find a safe hiding place and stabilize first.

After thinking a little bit, Henry decided to do these things at the same time. This is the easiest way to proceed with the game in the intelligence given to him by the Military Intelligence Department.

As long as he can survive for a few days, he will be able to take off immediately after the military's large amounts of funds are in place.

Although it was painful to lose for the first time, Henry, as an elite military officer, quickly adjusted.

After determining the next action target, he turned his head and looked at the three-bladed courtyard wall in the backyard of the church. Henry slightly sensed the strength in his body and felt certain in his heart.

You can jump over.

Simply threw a stone from the courtyard wall. After confirming that there was no magic barrier, he stepped forward and turned up.

The rigorously trained Henry is naturally not a weak person. Even the physical fitness of a commoner allows him to reach the top of the courtyard wall in three or two steps.

But at the moment when Henry had just climbed up the courtyard wall and his expression of joy was showing, magic lights suddenly lit up outside the courtyard wall, and then dozens of guards who seemed to be crouching or something turned their heads to look towards. he.

The scene suddenly fell into embarrassment.

Henry wanted to cry when he saw this scene.

"Damn bastards! What are these people doing here most of the night without sleeping?!"

This was the last thought of this guy, and then he heard the sound of a crossbow arrow, and his body fell back heavily.

After 8 hours.

It's already 1 o'clock at noon.

Henry, who was resurrected from the altar, gritted his teeth and quietly walked out from the front door after seeing no one around him. After making sure that the yard was safe, he was immediately relieved.

"Those **** **** players should never come again..."

"The back courtyard wall can't be turned over either, let's go from the front."

After the idea came up, Henry was more careful this time, arched his waist slightly, and then cautiously stepped forward, trying to see the situation outside from the broken door.

But his head just stretched out, and suddenly a voice made him gritted his teeth.

"Hey, staying up late last night was too tired. I just slept comfortably and saw a gringe when I got up. I was lucky."

After the sturdy pockmarked player yawned, he looked at Henry with a smile.

"Now that I have seen it, let me see our great Devourer again..."

Henry's face turned green, and he only felt severe pain under his crotch. He turned around and ran, but as soon as he took a step, the back of his head hurt and he lost consciousness.

His last thought was a Chinese curse he had learned.

I **** your uncle...

After 8 hours.

The indifferent Henry was resurrected from the altar.

After quickly confirming that there was no one around, he did not rush out this time, but started rummaging in the church.

As a professionally trained American military agent, fighting with cold weapons can greatly increase combat effectiveness.

So he needs to find a weapon for his hand.

But unfortunately, there are no good weapons and equipment here, only two slightly hard sticks were found.

With a weapon in his hand, his inner confidence is a little more plentiful. After three consecutive deaths, he still has not attacked this determined American agent. He needs to let outsiders know that the United States is not to be humiliated.

Huh, **** Chinese! !

After Henry yelled, he looked at the dark sky and the corners of his mouth twitched, and his mood suddenly became unhappy. In this **** game experience, he was killed three times without doing anything on this day.

This time he didn't rush out of the yard, but instead turned through the window again and went to the backyard again.

He doesn't believe it anymore. Someone was here last night, and there will be tonight.

But just in case, Henry slowly climbed up the courtyard wall with extreme caution, and then prepared to stick his head out to observe the situation.

The three-blade high courtyard wall is very simple for this elite in the army. With the smallest movement, it quickly climbed to a position close to the top of the courtyard wall.

After stepping on the cracks to stabilize his figure, Henry slowly stepped his head out of the courtyard wall, trying to quietly observe the movement outside.

But when he just poked his head out, suddenly a thick wave of magic flashed across the courtyard wall.

Henry only felt a tremor all over, and 10,000 alpacas ran past his eyes.

"Isn't there no magic circle here last night? Fuck, your uncle..."

Plop.

After 8 hours.

Henry, who was resurrected from the altar, flushed a bit, and his hands trembled unnaturally.

"Can't be angry, I am the most elite soldier trained in the United States, how can I be angry?"

"There is still a chance, there is definitely a chance!!"

After standing tremblingly, Henry gave up the idea of ​​going in and out this time, it was too dangerous.

Quietly Mimi opened the door, the blood moon in the sky still exuded a palpitating breath, but Henry didn't feel in the mood to look at it at this time.

When he came to the courtyard, the courtyard door that was hammered by the player was still broken and lying on the ground.

Henry was short, looking at the hollow, doorless exit in the yard, he seemed to be able to get out in a few steps.

But at this moment, the elite of the American military didn't dare to approach him, because he didn't know if the abnormal player covered with pockmarks would suddenly appear.

The two experiences of cutting the tintin have caused him a serious psychological shadow...The exit without a door is like a huge mouth of a demon, which seems to be able to swallow him at any time.

Henry gritted his teeth and decided not to bet on luck. He avoided the entrance and exit of the yard and began to look around the yard.

The front wall is obviously on the same street. It is better to walk out directly from the door when you step over the wall from the front.

But after going around, he suddenly discovered that there was a dog hole at the root of the left corner of the wall, and that dog hole was obviously leading to another street...

Henry squatted in front of the dog hole in hiding like a thief, his expression extremely tangled.

Drill or not? ?

"No!! Even if I die, I don't drill a dog hole. I am a dignified military elite trained by the United States. How can I drill a dog hole...!"

I just made up my mind, but turned his head and glanced at the hollow front door, and he suddenly felt cold and shivered.

"This is to drill a dog hole for America. This is glory!"

Thinking of the horror of the pockmarked player, Henry gritted his teeth and went straight into the dog hole...

The dog hole is about two blades long. Henry, as an elite of the army, naturally climbs a dog hole quickly, showing his head in just a few strokes.

After poking out to make sure that there are no people around~IndoMTL.com~ I immediately crawled out, then sanded the soil on my body and quickly walked towards the alley outside the street.

After he had walked a few steps, he turned to look at the church surrounded by high walls, and suddenly there was a feeling of tears streaming down his face.

After more than a day, I finally escaped from hell.

But just as Henry was reborn, a voice from behind made his face stiff.

"Oh? Why did a foreigner suddenly appear? Hurry, tie me up. The sky is about to dawn. The sacrifice must be hurry."

Henry turned his head slowly, and saw a sturdy man with a pocked face appearing in the alley with a few players carrying a stunned foreign player.

He just wanted to speak, and then only felt a fist as big as a punching bag appear in front of him, a flower in front of him, and he fell into a coma.

This time Henry had only one question in his mind before he fell into a coma. Who developed the game on earth? ?

I **** his uncle! ! !