I just want to play the game quietly Chapter 1: Antelope giving birth

Speaking of Carpenter Zhou, there are not many people around Virtuous Resurgence Ancient City who don't know about it.

There is nothing to say about the carpentry handed down from the ancestors. The skills handed down from the ancestors make beds to make cabinets and even build houses. Not to mention the use of air nail guns, not even a single nail is used. All of them are standard mortise and tenon structures. .

Some old households in the old family move to a new house or marry a wife. If they want to make a bed and make a cabinet, they will ask Carpenter Zhou for help.

Carpenter Zhou has good craftsmanship and is a real person. He never argues too much with others. If the rich give more, he accepts what he deserves with a smile. Those who have no money will give less. He also smiled and didn't care.

If the neighbor is really in trouble, he will help with the work as long as he takes care of the meal, and he never complains.

He is such a good man, but God doesn't take care of him very much. The couple are both in their early fifties, and they haven't given birth to a son and a half. This is Carpenter Zhou's only regret.

Recently, the ancient city was renovated, and the city wanted to restore the ancient style of the ancient city of copper coins, which cannot be found anywhere else in the country, so the city leaders approached Carpenter Zhou and asked him to help restore some ancient houses and wooden buildings.

While cleaning an old yard, Carpenter Zhou and several workers dug a broken wooden box from an ancient well.

At first, the workers thought they had dug up some treasure, but when they opened the box, they saw that it was full of mud and water.

After pouring out the mud and water, I found a mobile phone that couldn't be turned on, and some messy things, most of which were rusted to a bad shape, and there was a ball-like thing.

Seeing the mobile phone, the workers immediately realized that it was not an antique treasure at all. It was estimated that someone had thrown unwanted old things into the abandoned ancient well as trash, so they lost interest.

Carpenter Zhou thought the wooden box was very interesting, so he packed up the contents and took them back. After cleaning, he put all the messy things in the utility room, and only took a wooden box to study .

This wooden box is not nailed or glued. It looks like a good craftsmanship. Carpenter Zhou has worked as a carpenter for most of his life. He has never seen such a good craftsmanship. He holds the wooden box in his hand all day long. Research.

Carpenter Zhou was about to go out to work that day. He lived in the ancient city at his own home. He needs to do it himself.

However, Carpenter Zhou has been used to working hard for most of his life, so it really makes him feel uncomfortable to watch others work.

The work was not finished, and Zhou Mujiang was busy with something and couldn't sleep well. He got up just after dawn, put on his clothes, made breakfast for his wife and put it on the table, and pushed the door out by himself to prepare to go to the construction site first. To think about what to do next.

But as soon as the door was opened, Carpenter Zhou stayed there.

I saw a white and fat antelope standing at the door, and that antelope was really impressive.

The white curly hair is as white as cotton, tall, big, handsome, and extremely clean.

Carpenter Zhou has seen antelopes on TV, but how can those antelopes on TV have such long curly hair? There is no one as white as this antelope.

What surprised Carpenter Zhou even more was that there was a child who looked a few months old dangling from the mouth of this big curly-haired white sheep.

The child was wearing denim suspenders, and the suspenders were held by a big curly white sheep, with a pair of **** eyes, facing Carpenter Zhou.

Aw!

The big curly-haired white sheep suddenly opened its mouth and let out a cry, and the child in its mouth fell to the ground. Then it turned around and ran away, disappearing in a blink of an eye.

The child fell to the ground and screamed in pain. Carpenter Zhou quickly picked up the child and checked whether the child was injured.

Fortunately, the child was not injured, just fell down.

Carpenter Zhou took the child back home and asked his wife to take care of it. After dawn, he went to the police station, asking the police station to help find the child's family.

But after checking by the police station, no one lost the child, and heard that a big curly-haired white sheep brought the child to Carpenter Zhou's house, so they thought it was very strange.

The ancient city is so big, and the news of the antelope giving birth to a son spread quickly in the ancient city. People all said that it was God who saw that Zhou Mujiang was a good man, and asked the antelope to give him a son.

Of course Carpenter Zhou didn't believe this at first, but after a long time, no one came to recognize the child. The child has been fostered in his home, and the old couple liked the child very much, so they decided to adopt it.

After a few months, the parents of the child could not be found, so with the help of the office, the old couple successfully adopted the child and named him Zhou Yangyang. The family of three lived like this day.

Zhou Yangyang is a child who is less than one year old, but he doesn't cry or make noise at all, and he is beautiful. Except for being lazy and picky eaters, he is really good in everything.

Such a child is at the age where he should eat and play, and the old couple are not stingy with spending money, buying him anything delicious, like watching a baby bump, holding it in the palm of his hand every day, not for a moment Willing to leave, afraid that he will bump into you.

One day, carpenter Zhou went out to work on night shifts, and his wife slept with Zhou Yangyang in his arms.

Seeing that the woman was fast asleep, Zhou Yangyang suddenly got up quietly, got out of bed on tiptoe, opened the door to the yard by himself, and opened the door lightly.

Those who knew it was a child less than one year old, but those who didn't know thought it was a habitual thief.

The door was opened a crack, and an antelope sneaked in with a ghostly head. After looking around, he found that there was no rest of people except Zhou Yangyang, so he quickly got in.

"You dead sheep, you still have the face to come back? You didn't take me with you when you ran away." Zhou Yangyang spoke in a low voice, and his fluency and expression didn't look like a child under one year old. .

"Ahem, you can't blame me, you know what's going on with me now, I don't have primordial qi points all over my body, and it's not much different from ordinary antelopes. If I'm caught, I might be grilled into kebabs Can I not run?" said the big white sheep with curly hair embarrassingly.

"Hmph, you've already run away, why are you still here?" Zhou Yangyang said angrily.

"Hey, we agreed, if we find something, we will make two and one, and you can't eat it all by yourself. You have been sneaking in for a few months, have you found anything?" Antelope asked with a smile.

"What the hell, those couple are guarding me 24 hours a day, I don't even dare to say a word, where can I find something." Zhou Yangyang rolled his eyes.

Antelope wanted to say something, but heard a voice from the inner room, turned his head and walked out, and did not forget to remind Zhou Yangyang: "Don't forget who saved you when you first came here, remember when you get the things. Give me half."

The antelope got out of the gate, and after a while saw Carpenter Zhou's daughter-in-law come out of the house in a hurry, and was relieved to see Zhou Yangyang sitting obediently on the small bench in the yard.

"Yangyang, why did you run out by yourself? My little baby, I made my mother worry to death." Helpless.

Being carried back into the house by the woman, Zhou Yangyang sat helplessly in the crib, and the woman brought him a puppet toy for him to play with.

Zhou Yangyang finally waited for the woman to fall asleep again and snore, then carefully climbed out of the crib and groped in the house.

According to two or three months of observation, the things must be in the utility room.

He walked lightly to the door of the utility room, but found that he couldn't reach the doorknob, and muttered depressingly: "Damn woman, it's fine to exile me, and beat my body back When I was a baby, I wanted you to look good when I go back."

No way, Zhou Yangyang turned his eyes and saw a small wooden bench beside him, so he had to go over and move the small bench over with great difficulty. Just as he placed it at the door of the utility room, he heard the snoring of the woman inside the room stop. And there was the sound of the body turning, as if it was about to get up.

Zhou Yangyang hurriedly moved the small bench back and sat down, pretending to be very well-behaved.

But after waiting for a while, I heard the woman's snoring again. It turned out that the woman just turned around.

"A woman is still snoring, what does it look like?" Zhou Yangyang moved the small bench up again, a little depressed, and moved it to the door of the utility room with a snort.

This body is too small, and it has no strength at all. Even moving a stool feels a little tiring.

Zhou Yangyang was just about to step on the small bench to open the door when the woman's snoring stopped again, and this time it sounded like she was about to get up.

Zhou Yangyang quickly moved the small bench back, and sat down again with a cute face.

But after waiting for a while, there was another snoring sound from the back room, which made Zhou Yangyang feel depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

Gritting his teeth, he moved the small bench over again, this time Zhou Yangyang was determined to open the door.

"I'm just a kid now, so what's wrong with my curiosity? So what if I find out? It doesn't matter, I don't pretend anymore, I'm going to open the door!" Zhou Yangyang angrily stood on the small bench: "Who cares? If he is a woman or not, Laozi just wants to open the door."

Zhou Yangyang desperately pressed his hand on the doorknob, and was about to open the door, but suddenly felt a wave of the door coming from his waist, and immediately picked him up.

"Yangyang, what are you doing here?" Carpenter Zhou came back from the night shift, picked up Zhou Yangyang, and kissed him wildly on his face again.

"Damn people on earth, why do you like the faces of your relatives so much, don't you have any face?" Zhou Yangyang's face was full of resistance and helplessness.

"Yangyang, this door cannot be opened, otherwise there will be big trouble." Carpenter Zhou said, pointing to the door of the utility room.

Zhou Yangyang thought: "Things should be inside, it seems that this human being should find those things unusual."

What Carpenter Zhou said strengthened Zhou Yangyang's determination to search the utility room.

But Carpenter Zhou and his wife were too concerned about him, and they were afraid that something might happen to him.

In his fifties, he finally picked up a son for nothing, how could he not care about it.

As soon as there is any trouble, the couple will immediately appear beside Zhou Yangyang, almost inseparable, which makes Zhou Yangyang's plan fail again and again.

Zhou Yangyang was about to go crazy. If it wasn't for the fact that he had become a baby, he wished he could knock the couple unconscious with a hand knife on each of their necks.

After being patient for many days, Zhou Yangyang finally found a perfect opportunity this day.

Carpenter Zhou went out to work, and the woman was also washing clothes in the yard.

Zhou Yangyang, who pretended to be asleep, got up secretly, moved the small bench to the door of the utility room, stood on it and held the handle, and peeked out a few times to make sure that the woman would not come in. Hand, pressed the handle hard and pulled the door open: "My babies... here I come... Hey..."

Zhou Yangyang only opened a gap in the door, but the door opened by itself. Zhou Yangyang only saw that there were cardboard boxes piled up inside, and the inside was so full that it was about to overflow coming.

The door was barely closed before, but now it was pulled open by Zhou Yangyang, and the pile of cardboard boxes inside suddenly lost its balance, and rushed out like a torrent, submerging Zhou Yangyang in an instant.

"Ah...sheep..." The woman ran into the house when she heard the voice, and after seeing the situation clearly, she rushed up, pushed the cardboard boxes away, and hugged Zhou Yangyang, who had been smashed with a bruised nose and a swollen face. I got up, and said distressedly: "Be good... Sheep and sheep don't cry... It's all my mother's fault... Mom shouldn't be shopping so many things online..."

The plan failed again!

"Damn earth woman...why do you buy so many useless waste products...you bought them all...what do you mean if you don't take them apart...it hurts me to death...wow..." Zhou Yang The sheep's heart was incomparably broken.

After several days of recuperation, under the careful care of the couple, Zhou Yangyang's injury finally healed.

But because of what happened last time, the husband and wife watched him more closely, and even locked the door of the utility room to prevent Zhou Yangyang from opening the door again.

"Do you think that this will make it difficult for me to survive Feng Ling, the first genius military strategist in my universe? People on Earth, you are too naive." Zhou Yangyang held a key in his hand, with a sinister smile on his face.

Zhou Yangyang glanced at the sleeping woman in the room, this time he came prepared, and put the earplugs into her ears while the woman was asleep. The woman has been working day and night these days He was so tired from taking care of him, he slept soundly, and didn't even know he was wearing earplugs.

Standing on the small bench again, opened the door with the key, and then jumped aside gracefully, watching those boxes fall down and spilled on the floor, You Ya's (elegant) made a gesture of calling a curtain call.

"A genius is a genius. Even if you become a baby, you are still a genius baby. How can such a trivial matter stop me." Zhou Yangyang proudly climbed over those hill-like cardboard boxes and came to the inside of the utility room. .

He finally saw what he dreamed of. There was a big wooden box in the back of the utility room, which should contain the things he wanted.

"Babies, I'm here!" Zhou Yangyang came to the wooden box, exhausted all his strength, and opened the box lid.

Boom!

Zhou Yangyang only saw a red thing pop out of the box, and it hit him straight on the face, and he fell on his back, and fell on the cardboard box in all directions, with a nosebleed All flowed out.

Inside the wooden box, a red glove was shaking constantly, under which was a thick and large spring.

"Why did you buy this kind of thing..." Zhou Yangyang lay on the pile of cardboard boxes, with a look of hopelessness on his face, tears falling from the corners of his eyes.

"Baby..." The exclamation of the woman startling heaven and earth, ghosts and gods weeping sounded again.

Not surprisingly, Zhou Yangyang rested for several days again.

The repeated failures made Zhou Yangyang almost think that the couple had discovered his true identity and were deliberately messing with him.

But after looking at it, it doesn't feel like it.

But every time he plans, it ends in failure, and he also hurts himself all over.

When Zhou Yangyang thought that he was possessed by the mildew **** and was about to despair, he was pleasantly surprised.

Carpenter Zhou actually brought out a wooden box for him to play with. When the wooden box was opened, Zhou Yangyang's eyes lit up, excitedly thinking that he was finally favored by God.

The things in the wooden box turned out to be things he dreamed of, mobile phones, universe coins, earth companion egg...

That night, Zhou Yangyang took his things and prepared to run while the couple fell asleep.

Silently open the gate~IndoMTL.com~Antelope was already waiting outside the door, saw Zhou Yangyang coming out, and seeing no one around, Antelope rushed out from the shadows in the alley, and hurriedly asked: "Successful!" Is it?"

"What do you think?" Zhou Yangyang patted the garbage bag he was carrying proudly: "Everything is in it, let's go."

The antelope didn't say anything, just picked up Zhou Yangyang, threw him on his back, spread his hooves and ran towards the city gate.

"I'm finally free." Feng Ling glanced at the small courtyard that was gradually moving away. For some reason, he felt a little uncomfortable.

Zhou Yangyang is lost!

Both Carpenter Zhou and his wife were about to go blind from crying. They looked for Zhou Yangyang everywhere, and asked everyone they saw. They searched everywhere, but they couldn't find Zhou Yangyang. After reporting the case to the police station, the police I also helped to find it, but I didn't find even a little clue. Zhou Yangyang seemed to disappear out of thin air.

Carpenter Zhou and his wife seemed to have lost their souls, they did everything in a daze, and they seemed to have aged a lot in a few days, and the white hairs on the temples were all coming out.

Every time a woman sees a child with Zhou Yangyang on the road, everyone looks like Zhou Yangyang.

The husband and wife really couldn't let it go, so in the end, they pooled together the family's money, drove the pickup truck that Carpenter Zhou usually used to pull wood, and prepared to go out to find Zhou Yangyang. get back.

Carpenter Zhou and his wife drove a pickup truck with a small flag made of Zhou Yangyang's photo on it, and pots, pans, quilts and other daily necessities in the back.

The couple had just driven out of the city gate, but they were stunned there. They saw a handsome snow-white antelope standing in the middle of the road with a dejected child in its mouth, which seemed to be facing them. laugh.