I Only Want to Farm Chapter 2: The old friend You Zai (I will write the linkage tomorrow, it will be over after tomorrow…
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In fact, most of the creatures in the world are double-standard dogs.
Fifth Dao Ling is no exception.
In the past, even facing those great emperors, including Jialuo Dizang who lured him into the underworld and led him to walk the way of the sword in hell, Fifth Daoling has always been calm and self-sufficient. two.
This is the case with the outside world, but with the inside, for example, Wu Que's disciples... In fact, it's the same.
With the exception of two people alone.
Even though he knew Qin Yu was unreasonable, even though he knew exactly what was going on, he still couldn't question, couldn't teach him a lesson, so he could only retreat steadily and finally bear everything.
They can do whatever they want.
What can he do?
Facing such a senior brother, Qin Yu couldn't help comforting him after Rainbow fart, "Senior brother, you have to know that not every man has such a chance, think about it, I'm Qin Yu, she But Fang Yourong, those who don’t know thought you fell in love overnight..”
Run the train with your mouth full, are the dirty jokes coming?
Senior brother's eyes were sharp, Qin Yu shivered, and finally shut up.
But Fang Yourong put away his bellyband, and cast a cold glance, "If others know, they will only think that it was you who flew the two of us together."
Fuck!
Qin Yu was stunned by Fang Yourong's words.
Fifth Dao Ling Fu forehead, do not want to continue this topic, "I'm going back to heaven, you two...."
Fang Yourong: "I'll go up too, I have some things to do, as for you... are you going back to Earth to see your parents?"
"Well, after reading it, I will find the next two people."
Two people?
Fang Yourong and Fifth Daoling looked at each other, Yin You and that Lin Heng?
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The earth, outside the manor, the fence, the flowers and plants outside the wall and a tree.
It was another cool night, Qin Yu passed by Su's house on the small road not far from his house, and saw Su Wanmo who was watering the flowers in the yard, overjoyed, he couldn't help but paw at the fence and asked: "Oh, our Lord Susu Yanjun can water flowers."
Su Wanmo glanced behind Qin Yu, turned his gaze back, and landed on Qin Yu with a smirk on his face, and said indifferently: "I can also grow vegetables."
Qin Yu: "Wow, that's amazing, so can you pick shit?"
No matter how to be a bully who not only flirts with beautiful women but also chats to death.
Su Wanmo was choked, finished watering the flowers, and pointed the shower at Qin Yu, "You are an expert, why don't you teach me?"
Whoops, counterattack?
As a result, Qin Yu's eyes lit up as he leaned on the fence, restrained his joy, and looked up at Fei Yang, pretending to be reserved, "It's so late, it's not so good, then you leave the window for me at night, and I'll go to your room... .Ah..."
After Qin Yu was dragged away by his senior brothers and sisters one by one from left to one from right, Jiaojiao pawed at the fence, it's time!
"Has she been like this all these years?" Seeing that Jiaojiao hadn't left yet, Su Wanmo understood, took a box of pastries from the house, and asked when the other party couldn't wait to open the box to eat biscuits.
"No."
"Huh?"
"It's not all these years, it's always been like this. It's just that she didn't dare to be as powerful as you before, and it's the same with others. As long as her strength keeps up, you are all in the pond in her eyes. Fish...But you don't have to be angry, she has the same attitude towards her master and grandma, and she will go to accept apprentices in a few days."
Su Wanmo: "...."
What an honor.
Uncles and aunts, why didn't they kill her.
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At this moment, the Qin family couple really wanted to kill Qin Yu.
In the courtyard, the lights were soft, Qin Yu pushed open the courtyard door, "Mom and Dad, I'm coming back, I...."
Before he finished speaking, Qin Yu looked at the people in the yard and his scalp felt numb for no reason.
Parents were naturally there, and the two fathers of Qin stared at the man across from each other with expressionless faces, while Yu Sheng had a strange expression, curious and appraising.
Wen Qixin is mainly in charge of making inquiries, and the eighteen generations of her ancestors have made inquiries.
Wen Xi had to pour tea and wine for everyone, while relieving the increasingly tense atmosphere.
Just in time, Qin Yuan couldn't hold back, and said with a sullen face: "It's so late, Xiaoyu seldom brings people home, Mr. Lin is an exception."
As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Yu let out a howl, and the door opened, and Fang Yourong and Fifth Daoling met the crowd.
The atmosphere gradually distorted and metamorphosed.
Qin Yuan: "...."
At night, she rarely takes people with her.
But there are both men and women in the area.
Wen Qixin coughed lightly, and gave Yu Sheng a look. The latter came back to his senses, and then took the initiative to say softly: "It's so late, are you tired, are you hungry?"
The Qin family's style of hospitality - tired, hungry?
"Hungry, hungry, I want supper!" Jiaojiao was the first to rush out, hugging Yu Sheng and acting like a spoiled child.
Only then did the atmosphere ease up.
Lin Heng's demeanor was calm and dignified, he was not angry at the Qin family's indifference and guard, nor was he any different at the way of the two Wuques.
Even at that moment, when the eyes of the three of them met, there was indeed a feeling of a fortress being blown up with lightning and flint.
At this moment, he calmly said: "I came here on my own initiative, not by invitation."
He took a special look at Qin Yu.
Qin Yu: Why do you think this dog man is dissing me.
"Eh, I was planning to find you in two days, but I didn't expect you to be so active."
Lin Heng: "Don't you just like sending it to your door?"
Qin Yu: "...."
Dog man, you are really dissing me, even my parents are there!
Just as Qin Yu was about to say something, Jiaojiao who was eating the biscuits from Su Wanmo suddenly interjected, "That's not true, she won't cherish the ones delivered to your door, and throw them away after playing with them. She still likes herself It's exciting!"
Lin Heng: "...."
Qin Yuan and his wife: "...."
Is my daughter... such a scum?
Wen Qixin: Fortunately, I knew about it a long time ago.
Qin Yu had no choice but to grab Jiaojiao's biscuit box.
"Uh, let's go outside to talk...Parents, Xixi, please help me entertain my seniors and seniors. I'll be back later."
Qin Yu dragged Lin Heng and ran away, and Jiaojiao's angry accusation came from behind.
In the fruit grove, there was a strong fruit fragrance. Qin Yu hugged the box and ate a biscuit while asking him what happened.
"I want to go back to StarCraft and want to talk to you about some business."
Qin Yu understood as soon as he heard it. Compared with the planes of magic that are closely related to the unified Eastern cultivation system, the interstellar civilization world that Lin Heng is in charge of is much more isolated. If you can connect with the East and exchange resources, the benefits are huge.
"This is a good thing. If you don't mention it, I will come to you, but I still think that you may not be willing. Maybe I will have to fight hard. I didn't expect you to bring it up yourself."
"Why do you think I would be unwilling?" Lin Heng stood under the fruit tree with lush branches and leaves, and the night light passed through the gap, flickering in the distance between his eyebrows and eyes.
"Hmm... feels like it, doesn't it?"
Lin Heng didn't know if he could do it or not, so he turned sideways, easily raised his hand to pick off a green fruit due to his height, and played with it between his fingers.
"There will always be a reason."
He didn't say much, and Qin Yu didn't ask, "All right, I'll find that plastic couple later, and you just match up."
Now that the negotiation has been concluded, Lin Heng is about to leave.
"Hey, don't you stay a little longer?"
Qin Yu asked casually, but Lin Heng smiled half-smile: "You said it, but you don't think so in your heart, I wish I would leave quickly."
This person has a lot of shady history, but for the sake of missions and marriages, I am afraid that he really wants to hide it from his parents.
Qin Yu took a deep look at him, "You are not the only one who has been an emperor. The housekeeper of your family wishes you to open the harem sooner. Coincidentally, so does my family."
Come on, open each other's harem, and see who jumps into each other's fishpond!
Lin Heng: "...."
After the terrible silence, rattle, rattle, rattle.
The sound of eating biscuits is so abrupt.
Lin Heng just said: "Is it delicious?"
"It's not bad." Qin Yu saw that his eyes stayed in the box, his eyes flickered, and he quickly stuffed the last biscuit into his mouth.
Lin Heng: "...."
Oh, this woman is really narrow-minded, and she still hates that he only gave her porridge.
He turned his eyes, "You have good fruit trees here."
"I can give it to you, take whatever you want."
Qin Yu saw the complaints about him from the eyes of the other party, so he deliberately became generous.
Of course, based on what she knows about this dog man, he doesn't like fruit very much, so...
"Okay."
A minute later, Lin Heng left, and Qin Yu scolded with a dark face.
"Fuck!"
"This dog man took away a piece of land from me!!!"
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Since Lin Heng took the initiative to send him to the door, Qin Yu didn't have to spend any more time looking for him. Two days later, Fang Yourong and the two returned to the Heaven Realm, while Qin Yu was buried by Wen Qixin for two days, and Xi Jing came over halfway It's purely a dead friend who is not dead and poor. Not only did he not help, but he also made trouble, revealing Qin Yu's many black histories in the heavens, elegant and stylish, even Yu Sheng became angry, and trained Qin Yu and Jiaojiao a few days.
Qin Yu seized the opportunity and dragged Jiaojiao to Xiexuan's side.
First to see Yin Ke, and second to see my younger brother.
"They'll come over later, don't you intend to take them away?" Yin You looked at Qin Yu coldly, playing with the big fat cat and Yin Ke like a child, and said casually.
"Don't take it, it's all an evil choice, and adults have to learn to bear the consequences." Qin Yu was quite calm, and didn't blindly help others to arrange.
Yin You didn't bother to ask any more questions, so she just sat on the recliner and read a book. This woman wore black clothes every day, but today she was wearing a black silk dress. It looks like a demon with his head flipping through the book at will.
But the three men who can contact her most often don't care about this.
Bao Han: If I really cared, the grass on the grave would be three hundred feet high!
Qin Lei: It's just flesh and blood, no different from a corpse. I'm an anatomy madman, so I don't want to explain.
Qin Gou: Where's my sister? I waited for her to scold me.
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There is nothing better than seeing each other again after being resurrected from the dead. Compared with it, all side issues are minor problems.
Until Qin Yu told her to leave like a sister.
Qin Gou: "Sister, you have a lot of power and money now, if you lack a man, just go out and find a stunned one and drag them home, but don't take care of any little bunny man, it's a waste of money! "
Qin Lei; "I can help you fight, or help you watch the wind."
Qin Yu was really moved, my good brother!
"Don't just think about me, you guys, if you are interested in someone, if they don't want to, tell me, and I will help you stunned..."
Who is this family, the family style is very improper.
Yin You suddenly put down the book and glanced coldly.
"Of course, it's better not to use force if you can use your brainpower. It's better to coax and seduce and take it home. That's fine, I'm leaving."
Qin Yu dragged away Jiaojiao, who was having a great time, and she was reluctant to leave, so she made an appointment with Yin Ke to go to various planes to find delicious food next time.
"You can just come, your mother doesn't need it."
He also specially ordered this in front of Yin You, making it clear that he should respond.
When she becomes stronger, she will tremble. The older ones will be bullied by the master, the younger ones, and the younger ones will be arrogant and complacent, right?
Yin You was not angry either, he threw the book casually, took a glass of water from the small table next to him, and drank it slowly. , and then she put down the cup, and after the clang was clear, she turned her head and walked over.
Some women grow lotuses every step of the way.
Some women walk with the world as theirs.
Jiaojiao was overwhelmed by such aura, while Yin You had already come to the front, pulled Yin Ke away with one hand, and looked down at Jiaojiao.
Paralyzed, is this woman so tall?
After subconsciously being cowardly, Jiaojiao suddenly came to her senses, he is low-spirited now, it's amazing, even those alien goddesses are not afraid of him, how can he be cowardly!
Must be tough!
So he raised his hips and stood upright, with a domineering akimbo.
"What's wrong, you still want to hit me...."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Yin You bent down slightly, hooked his fingers lightly, and landed on the delicate and hairy double chin. It was ecstasy, and her eyes and those slightly parted moist red lips were also ecstasy.
"What did you just say, don't you want me?"
"You....say it again."
Who the **** can resist this! !
Jiaojiao was blinded, the whole cat's face was flushed red, and it almost had no resistance to melt under the tenderness of this bad woman's fingers.
Fortunately... the cat's tail was pulled by Qin Yu, and Qin Yu directly picked Jiaojiao back, hugged her in his arms, and stared at Yin You, "Be yourself, why mess with my fat cat if you have nothing to do."
Yin You withdrew his hand, gently stroked the hair beside his ear, both **** and imperial, and said lightly: "I like to challenge those who refuse to let me get it, don't you know?"
Her eyes swept over.
Qin Yu was in a bad mood, so he turned around and ran away with Jiaojiao in his arms, faster than a rabbit.
Bao Han and his two younger brothers were talking blindly: "See, this is seduction, much more exciting than dragging people into an alley."
Two brothers: Shut up!
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Qin Yu is really busy, and is about to go to the three thousand planes to find the great emperors who sacrificed, but before that, she has to get the two of them back.
The first is the golden wall.
Since Qin Yu's death, this guy has retired from the logistics department for a long time. Because of various considerations, the Zen master did not assign him any position, and he did not show off. When the fish came back, it was too late to be happy. The big battle came, and Qin Yu and Jiaojiao...
On that day, he was very lost, so lost...
"He cried, and wanted to give up his immortality and reincarnate to return to your earth, saying that he would help take care of your parents." Jialuo Dizang, who was accompanying Qin Yu, told Qin Yu quietly.
Qin Yu and Jiaojiao were taken aback for a moment, then Qin Yu pushed open the door and said something to the person who was busy dealing with a lot of business under the window.
"I heard you want to take care of my parents?"
"You want to fart, you smelly."
The person with his back to her froze, then turned around.
There is no doubt that the Xianjia technology house, looks very dull and cold, but also has a kind of cold coquettish.
A wall is undoubtedly humanized.
It's a pity that after seeing Qin Yu and Jiaojiao, such a person's eyes turned red, and he stared blankly again, "I'm not, admit your mistake..."
He has a low self-esteem, because he knows what kind of existence Qin Yu and Jiaojiao are now, and he... has been standing still, unable to help.
Every time, really every time, he'll just be there to watch.
He doesn't deserve to be with them anymore.
Anyway, Qin Yu doesn't need to go through the missions of the Golden House anymore, so there is no meaning for him to exist.
After he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to escape, but his eyes suddenly went dark, and a man and a cat hugged him.
"Smelly wall, turn your face and deny anyone!"
"Kill you!"
"Quick, Jiaojiao, pee on him!!"
At this time, there is no identity, no dignity, no gender, no ethnic group.
They are one.
Forever.
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The golden wall once again merged into Qin Yu's world, happily checking his golden house space, and asked Qin Yu: "I want to find the blood dragon, do you want me to check his information for you?"
"Of course, he should have been put into the small world by that dog Yuanya."
——He should be afraid that he won't be able to kill you in the end, so he can threaten you with the blood dragon.
——You finally merged with Yuanya, and his world fragments are on your body, please guide me, and I will check the space coordinates.
The so-called one person ascends, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, Qin Yu is now the owner of the golden house, and the golden wall has the highest authority now, with high efficiency, and quickly found the position of the blood dragon.
Qin Yu and Jiaojiao arrived in a teleport.
By the way, Yuan Ya is really nothing, but he locked the blood dragon in a...pigsty.
Nima specially built a pigsty in a mysterious world space, this Yuan Ya is a psychopath.
"This is wicked, too bad!"
"That's right, Yuyu, you really shouldn't have swallowed him so easily back then. You should have locked him up and tortured him long ago. See how you tortured our Sabi little blood dragon."
"Hey, I regret it too."
One person, one cat said quite slickly, but the blood dragon rolled his eyes, "Please put away the smile at the corner of your mouth first."
The blood dragon obviously suffered a lot, his cultivation base was almost withered, but fortunately he didn't complain at all.
"It's not as good as what happened back then, anyway, I know that you will definitely come to me."
What he said was very casual, just like when he was rescued by Qin Yu who was hit by mistake.
No matter what the relationship is, he found that in the end it is one person and one cat....
"Actually, I couldn't think of you."
"The main reason is that I suddenly thought of going to our family, Longqi, she is from the dragon family, so I just remembered you by the way."
Blood Dragon: "...."
His complexion was ugly, his pale and evil face was full of gloom.
Qin Yu smiled, rubbed his head with a smile, "Let's go, follow me to the Three Thousand Realms."
One person, one cat and one dragon turned into streamers and flew towards the three thousand planes.
Fortunately, there is Jialuo Jizang to help, and Qin Yu is very important now, otherwise it would be too difficult to find the reincarnation of the great emperor.
Even so, Qin Yu spent a lot of time finding them separately.
Blood Dragon didn't participate in the battle from the very beginning. After learning the details, there were two things he couldn't accept.
1, Jiaojiao's gluttonous chubby paper has such a big background, and the number of emperors he ate is no less than double digits, which is simply ruining the three views.
2. Zen masters and those great emperors can offer sacrifices to Taoism. Although there are great gods hanging on their necks, the main purpose is to save everyone. This kind of kindness is hard to offset.
"But their reincarnation must be very good."
At least the qualifications are definitely higher than the original ones.
This is because of the threshold of the ancient gods. Once the Zen Master and others participated in the decisive battle, they made great achievements and worshiped Taoism. After a while, this qualification is against the sky.
But it is reasonable to say that the qualifications are so heaven-defying, it should be easy to find someone, but it is too heaven-defying....
"It's terrible, have they all recovered their memories, why are they hiding now."
If one's aptitude is hidden and one is low-key and forbearing, finding a needle in a haystack is simply as difficult as reaching the sky.
Fortunately, Qin Yu can psychic all things, and flowers and plants are eyeliner, so he found people one after another in the following hundred years.
"So what if you find it, it's not that they don't want to be your apprentice, and they don't want to call you father, everyone thinks you're crazy."
The current emperors are all small carrot heads.
Qin Yu used all kinds of means to fight, and he turned into a bad old man squatting at the door of other people's house to take in disciples, but he was terribly disgusted.
Like now.
With a creak, the simple bamboo door was pushed open, and a slender little girl came out. Her appearance was very light and beautiful, and she could vaguely see the future sky, especially those eyes, which seemed to see through the transparency of everything in the world.
This look fell on Qin Yu.
Well, a filthy old man, a fat cat, and a little red snake, a strange combination.
"Haven't you left yet?"
The Q version Zen Master asked calmly.
Qin Yu said with a righteous face: "The old man calculated again last night, and decided that you are definitely my destined disciple, little girl. Although you are young and ignorant, accepting a disciple is like marrying a wife. , don’t give up halfway.”
Bah, you're a bad old man who knows how to give examples, and you're not serious.
Xuelong and Jiaojiao secretly spurned them, their small eyes were very direct.
The Q version of the Zen master tilted his head, with a little smile on his snow-white face, and said: "But I always feel that you are not a good person."
MD, you're pretty straightforward.
Qin Yu is still as stable as Mount Tai, "Everything depends on the inside."
Little Zen Master: "Are you rich?"
"...."
I always feel that there is deja vu there.
Retribution ah retribution.
Jiaojiao was about to burst into laughter, and quickly covered her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, and her eyes were narrowed.
The little Zen master glanced at him, then looked at Qin Yu, waiting for his answer.
"Yes, I am very rich."
Little Zen Master: "You are so rich and yet dress so shabby. You are either stingy or cover up. I am afraid it is a shady wealth. You are not shady, but you are so persistent in trying to confuse me. I am afraid that you are not a human trafficker. You should go away." From the brothel."
Qin Yu: "???"
My master, you have opened your eyes! ! !
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It's too difficult, it's really too difficult!
The first thing Qin Yu found was the little Zen master, but he was hit by a series of violent attacks. She refused to admit it, and said in a dazed way: "You are making trouble out of nothing, that's all, you can be my apprentice, but I have some inheritance I want to give it to you..."
She originally thought that she had to persuade her~IndoMTL.com~ but she immediately agreed, "Okay."
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You don't refuse now!
As if understanding Qin Yu's eyes, the little Zen master smiled shyly, "Anyway, I don't have to go with you, and I don't need to call you master, and I can get benefits, I'm not at a loss."
Fuck!
Wanting to **** for nothing at a young age, so you are such a master! !
Jiaojiao sighed wryly, and quietly transmitted Qin Yu: "Yuyu, Zen master is like this, and then there will be patriarch grandma, and next to my father, Jie Jie...."
Fat Jiao, you're in a good mood, aren't you?
Qin Yu felt that Jiaojiao was drifting away now, and she hated her day by day, so she purposely choked the goblin's throat and said, "Hey, don't tell me, your father is the easiest thing for me, seduction It's over."
Jiaojiao: "..."
Dare you! I will scratch you to death! ! !
Laughing, Qin Yu could only cheer himself up.
The Zen master is Bailian Bichi, it is difficult to deal with it for sure, but the next ones are not necessarily so.
Good luck...
No matter how bad it is, there must be someone called her father.
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