I Only Want to Farm Chapter 309: The 8 strongest nonsense in history

Chapter 308 The strongest nonsense in history

And Xiao Tingyun fell into a long silence and could not speak out. For the first time in her life, she felt that being the boss of the Intelligence Bureau was very hard—this long section of the self-report really had too many slots, and the tricks were poisonous.

After a long, long time, Qin Yu cried until his throat hurt, and his mouth was suddenly covered. It was Xiao Tingyun's hand, which still contained the fragrance after bathing. Of course, it also followed her cold and magnetic voice.

"Don't cry, I won't ask, go to sleep."

MD, finally passed the test!

Qin Yu breathed a sigh of relief and was about to sleep...

"Qin Yu"

"Huh?"

"I was poisoned and unconscious, and it seems that you have been away for seven days."

"...Well, what he asked for was seven days, because I was in a hurry to give you the antidote, so I owed it first. After saving you, I went back to make up for the remaining days."

It's really hard work, hard work, and keeping promises.

Qin Yu was moved by himself.

"You are the most **** person I have ever met."

"..." Let's just pretend that you are complimenting me.

"This is the last time, next time, if you still pretend to be stupid and lie to me, I will do it."

"Ah, can you beat me?"

"I don't know, but I know you dare not do anything to me, so you will definitely lose."

Evidently she was the target of her mission, but Qin Yu felt faintly uneasy. This woman...is very dangerous.

More and more dangerous.

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There are many miasmas in Yunnan, but the scenery is indeed unique and the mountains and forests are simple, but the traffic is more inconvenient compared to modern times.

The worst thing was Jiaojiao, who sat on the mountain road with nine twists and eighteen bends, and Jiaojiao vomited all the way.

Qin Yu felt sick, pinched his nose and said, "Can you not eat so much next time? Eat a lot, throw up a lot, why bother?"

Jiaojiao's face is pale: "If you don't eat more, how can you vomit? Wouldn't it be harder, you know what a fart!"

I think your words make sense!

Qin Yu had no choice but to accept the food that was easy to vomit, forcing him to eat something light, and not restricting him to ride in the car, let him run into the mountains by himself.

It took about three days to pass.

However, thinking of Xiao Tingyun who returned to nature early in the morning after sleeping with her a few days ago, Qin Yu rubbed his cheeks and turned his head to look. The young man who was talking to Ye Heng not far away seemed to be aware of her gaze. Also turned around to look.

Even though he is disguised as a man, he is still unbelievably handsome.

It's just that Su Lin is less "he" than three points delicate.

"I was just thinking that she has grown up like this, how difficult is this life for her~~" Qin Yu sighed, and Jiaojiao deeply agreed.

"She already has the appearance of some fairies in our heavenly realm, but fairies will also be killed, like Xiaoyu, you may be destroyed with a snap of your fingers in our heavenly realm because you are too ugly."

Shut up you!

"Senior Yanbei, how far is it?" Qin Yu slapped Jiaojiao, and asked the senior brother Mojin who was next to him. He only knew his name after traveling together these few days.

As for the names of the other two senior brothers, she didn't ask, because she felt that these two were just side effects and not very important.

Yanbei was reticent and didn't answer, but just stretched out his hand and pointed forward.

"Are you there?" Qin Yu got the instructions from the big brother, turned his head to look, and found a small Miao family village on the Chuochuo mountainside in front of him.

But there are huge lakes and swamps on the outside, and behind it is a vast dark green bottomless mountain forest in the distance.

Looking at the color of the sky, he must rest in this village for a night first, and also ask about what's inside, and then find a way to go in. Ye Heng has no objection to this, but he will subconsciously look at Xiao Tingyun, about Xiao Tingyun " Resurrection from the dead came to Guizhou from Beiping out of thin air to join them. Ye Heng was surprised, but he also cooperated. The staff was reduced to confidantes, and with the inner guards brought by Xiao Tingyun, their team also had fifty people. All of them are elite soldiers.

The latter did not speak, but just glanced sideways at the Miao Village.

That's it.

A group of people walked towards the Miao Village, and soon reached the foot of the mountain. Suddenly, a feathered arrow flew from the forest...

I'm so desperate to shoot at Qin Yu's head. On the side of Qin Yu's head, the arrow skipped past her ear. Yan Bei behind stretched out his hand and caught it with his fingertips. Looking up, several people appeared on the hillside above. A Miao man holding a bow.

Ye Heng and the others wanted to draw their guns together, but Xiao Tingyun stepped forward and pressed down with his hand gesture. Those who pulled out the holsters pressed their guns back together, and Xiao Tingyun also spoke.

These words... Miao language?

She can speak Miao language? ! Qin Yu was suspicious, but after Xiao Tingyun communicated with the village head of Miao Village, the latter's hostility was reduced, and after waving his hands, they all put away their bows, arrows and weapons.

After the Miao people let them go up, they also agreed to stay overnight, but the village head looked at Mojin and the others a few more times.

Yanbei: "Recognize me?"

The village head nodded, "I heard people say that you are the apprentice of the old white head?"

Do you speak Chinese now? This old man is also bilingual, amazing.

Xiao Tingyun was not surprised at all, but just glanced at the door **** hanging on the wall of the room, the degree of Sinicization is not shallow, and it is not surprising that she can speak Chinese.

"Why does she still speak Hmong to him when she knows he can speak Chinese? Is it to show off?" Jiaojiao asked Qin Yu, Qin Yu pouted, "Just because someone can speak Chinese doesn't mean he can speak Chinese to you, but Miao to him It’s to reduce hostility and bring the relationship closer.”

"Oh, it's just like how you used to shamelessly praise Xiao Tingyun in order to get closer to her."

“…….”

Are you resenting me for not giving you those snacks?

Jiaojiao stroked her chin and smiled: "But why are you ignoring her today? Are you afraid that she will test you again?"

Ye Heng also asked this question.

"Miss Qin, is there any misunderstanding between you and Miss Xiao? I don't think you talked to Miss Xiao today, it seems..." He was afraid that the bad relationship between the two would affect the next cooperation.

"It's not that I ignore her, it's that she ignores me, don't blame me." Qin Yu is the best at throwing the pot away, and puts the blame on Xiao Tingyun every minute, but just after the pot is over, he finds that the person who takes the pot is behind him .

Ye Heng was embarrassed and withdrew decisively.

Qin Yu stroked his ears, and changed the subject: "The old village elder has made arrangements? Is there any vacant room?"

"There are too many people~IndoMTL.com~there are not enough rooms, squeeze them together, and the rest of the campers sleep out, it doesn't matter if the weather is neither hot nor cold." Xiao Tingyun said casually, but glanced at her, "Only you and me A woman, but there is a room assignment."

Qin Yu nodded: "It seems that women can also take advantage."

Xiao Tingyun: "But you may have to sleep in the open."

Qin Yu: "?"

Xiao Tingyun: "Didn't you say that I ignore you? Since I don't want to talk to you, naturally I wouldn't want to share a room with you, so you can only sleep in the open."

Qin Yu: "Maybe I misunderstood, I thought you despised me."

Xiao Tingyun: "Why should I dislike you?"

Qin Yu sighed, with a melancholy expression: "Because you've slept through it, and won't cherish it if you get it."

Another serious nonsense!

(End of this chapter)