I Only Want to Farm Chapter 802: Rollover
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Whenever Bibi is flirting, Qin Yu misses Jiaojiao very much.
Because every time that little fat man commits a crime, even if she can't say it, she can still grab his fat tail and put it on her lap to spank, but she can't.
"You are not only flat chested, but also flat, without a butt."
No ass?
This is probably the most humiliating thing in the world, you Qin Xiaoyu are so vicious!
Golden Wall was bored for a while, and replied.
——You are unfair everywhere, but people don't look at you.
Qin Yu quickly glanced at Lin Heng who ignored her.
"That's probably because he doesn't lift."
Anyway, it is others who are disabled, and she herself is good.
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Being stubborn in the golden house, she wished to smear Lin Heng three thousand and six hundred times, but in reality, she had no strength to rely on others, and Qin Yu couldn't resist Lin Heng's threats, so she could only accept the job.
She was sent directly to the harem, very low-key, and the palace people greeted her. As soon as she entered, she saw the cumbersome palace and desertedness of the harem, and then she went to the queen's bedroom, Yongning Palace.
Originally, Qin Yu was ready to face the provocations of all kinds of concubines and the difficulties of many imperial wives as soon as he entered the door. Don't panic. This war is it.
Don't blame her for being superficial.
Because she is so superficial!
This psychological construction is very good, but I didn't expect that Yongning Palace is as quiet as a chicken, like a chicken farm that just got bird flu.
It was very quiet.
Qin Yu's steps were silent, and he turned his head to look at the palace people who came to attract people from Yongning Palace, but he didn't say anything, and walked in quickly and naturally.
Although it was quiet, there were quite a few palace people inside. They walked out in a row, and they all carried lamps. They wore tulle and silk skirts that fluctuated softly as they walked, but they did not make a sound.
Soft, quiet, secret.
Qin Yu felt the depth of Yongning Palace just by looking at these palace people.
However, even if there is a lot of training, this kind of group behavior will expose their organizer information more.
Preparation is complete, time is stuck, and attention is paid to secrecy.
Are you going to make trouble?
"Madam, please." Qin Yu nodded, and followed the palace servants around the gate of Fengdiao Jiutian, entered from the side, and saw the classical imperial palace. Naturally, she also smelled the faint smell in the air. aroma.
It's not poisonous, her body didn't react, it smells normal, fresh and elegant.
Going further inside, the tulle was ethereal, and soon, she saw the queen sitting inside.
She probably didn't change her clothes, at least she didn't change into the queen's formal clothes that must be worn during the sacrificial ceremony, instead she dressed very casually.
It was this kind of casualness that made Qin Yu aware - the queen didn't take her seriously at first, at least in front of her, she was not qualified as the daughter of the leader of the rivers and lakes.
In fact, before coming here, Qin Yu had already learned from the seven nuns that according to the normal ritual process, she should indeed be bathed and changed by the queen, but the queen does not need to list the place in her bedroom. Because calling people from outside the palace to the bedroom meant summoning the newlywed wife of a powerful official in his own territory.
Is there a moral? At least with purpose.
Being able to see her means that the other party still pays attention to her to some extent. If the queen already knows what she is doing in the prime minister's mansion, or because she, the wife of the prime minister's mansion, has not been suppressed to death by the black-hearted prime minister, then it must be Will guess why.
Qin Yu had been thinking a lot in his mind, but he stopped after seeing the queen.
What did Lin Heng say before?
The empress is the number one beauty in the empire.
At that time, Qin Yu felt that Lin Heng was bragging, that beauty is in the eyes of beauties, so he was not allowed to have an affair with him.
——Now what?
"The probability of having an affair is infinitely high. If I were a man, I would also want to sleep with her."
Because this woman does have this charm.
Most of the queens in the world are graceful or dignified, but it is rare to see her like this.
Qin Yu jumped out a word when he first saw this woman.
The demon queen.
The reason why I didn't think of those elegant poems and songs is not because her culture is not up to standard, but because since ancient times, most of the beauties who have been written and praised in poems are pure, elegant and intellectual—that is, positive beauty, like her Qin Yu.
However, there is also negative beauty. Even in modern times, this kind of beauty is considered dangerous and dreaded by the general public.
Not to mention in ancient times.
This woman is very beautiful and evil, the kind of evil that is born to seduce people to do evil.
So far, I have seen the most aspiring skin color, Qin Yu thought of Yin You, and distinguished them again. Yin You's evil beauty has a bit of divinity, hidden and extraordinary.
This woman really wants to cause trouble in the world.
Of course, judging a person can't just be based on the first sight, but also the second and third.
It was precisely because of this second glance that Qin Yu made another discovery.
This queen is indeed not dressed casually - the clothes are very thin, just one layer, and she doesn't wear anything underneath.
Obviously she didn't show anything, but she only let you know how good her figure is through the tulle.
The chest is the chest, the waist is the waist, the legs are the legs, and the skin is as good as Qin Yu who has washed the marrow.
Deliberately wearing so little, it really has a purpose.
"I'm going to tell Lin Heng now that it's not the concubine who wants to sleep with me, or I want to sleep with the concubine, but the queen. Is there still time for me?"
—in time.
Is there a way?
——In time for him to collect the body for you.
Qin Yu: "..."
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"Heretician Xiangye married a wife who is as beautiful as a flower and a jade. When I saw it today, it was really extraordinary."
What was surprising was that she spoke in a very dignified manner, as if following the rules of the royal family.
Qin Yu didn't seem to care about her "casual" attire, and politely said, "The concubine has seen the empress."
"What's your name?"
"Qin Yu."
"Does the cat eat the fish that fish?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Is Lin Heng a cat?"
On how dignified and elegant the demon queen suddenly got into the car and was about to make a sudden sharp turn?
Qin Yu pretended to be startled, as if he didn't understand.
The queen got up and walked over step by step. As she walked, the tulle, like flowing water, made her body more and more perfect.
Hey, it's time to act again.
Qin Yu "blushed" and looked down nervously.
"I mean, did he eat you?"
"..."
Sure enough, it drove.
Already blushing and anxious, Qin Yu lowered his head and answered honestly: "Mr. Xiang is too busy."
This answer is both honest and well-behaved, you can't make a mistake, and you won't offend Lin Heng anyway—what if others say that he doesn't want to be gay?
That man's heart is black and stingy, and he might put the **** bowl on her head.
"If a man is so busy that he doesn't even have time to touch his wife, then he is giving other men a chance, especially a beautiful and weak woman like Madam."
The queen stretched out her hand to caress a strand of Qin Yu's hair, "There are men in the palace too, right?"
Therefore, there are three possibilities for this woman's current behavior.
"First, she was having an affair with Lin Heng. Seeing that he didn't kill me, she thought he was interested in me, so she became jealous, and deliberately dressed indecently to compare my figure with me."
"Secondly, she knows that Lin Heng is not good at **** and has no interest in women. She also heard that I am beautiful. Today, knowing that I am going to enter the palace, she suspects that Lin Heng is going to use my closeness to the emperor to sacrifice my appearance to achieve some goals~IndoMTL .com~ She is killing this possibility in advance.”
——What about the third one?
"The deep palace is lonely, the emperor's sexual function is not good, she has taken a fancy to me."
Emperor's sexual function is not good, do you have sexual function?
Qin Yu pondered, "If things really get to this point, does the Golden House sell sex-changing drugs? It's the kind that makes me a man for a short time. I can sacrifice my labor for the sake of the three thousand small worlds." Contribute to the safety of the common people.”
—Be serious! Your Majesty, they will all want to look through your dungeon process in the future.
Oh, well.
Qin Yu cut off this paragraph and whispered something to the queen instead.
"My lady, are you not cold?"
One second, the car that just made a small turn and drifted - overturned.