I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon Chapter 270: A farce caused by a cat (1)
Pushing the shopping cart, Lingping was in the mall and first ordered seven boxes of carbonated drinks.
This is his favorite!
No matter you play games or code words, you can’t live without it!
Fei Zhai Happy Water, who knows how to drink water.
Sign the order, leave the address, and complete the payment. Lingping pushed the shopping cart and was about to leave. He saw a few boxes of drinks that seemed to be packaged in some foreign language beside the container in the beverage area.
"What is this?" he asked the waiter.
"Gvass of Rohia!" The waiter replied with a smile, probably because he was afraid of peace and did not know what Rohia was, he specially emphasized: "It is the Raksha country of the past!"
Lingping naturally knows this historical common sense.
The former Dynasty called the northern neighbor Rakshasa.
This kind of arrogant central dynasty narrative makes Taizu very upset.
So, Emperor Taizu personally presided over the translation work.
Raksha is translated as Rohia, which means the country of Rohies.
Of course, the Rohians don’t actually like this translation, they prefer the Federal Empire to call them ‘Rome’.
The monarch claims to be the ‘Emperor of the Romans, the heir to Caesar’.
These are all learned in Lingping's school.
After all, Lohia is a country where many writers are born.
For liberal arts students, it is a very desirable place.
It belongs to the kind of "I have never been, but I just like it".
Thinking of Turgenev, thinking of Tolstoy.
Lingping said to the waiter: "Then add two boxes of this kvass!"
"Okay!" the other party said happily immediately.
Lingping took out his mobile phone, scanned the code to pay, and then took the invoice and left with a small song, as if drinking Loxia's drink, he could chat and laugh with those great writers.
Pushing the shopping cart, Lingping came to the cheap clothing area on the second floor.
This is his favorite place.
Clothes in batches, densely packed, hung on hangers.
Go over and choose directly.
As long as the size is right, you can buy it, simple and straightforward!
It's like the last time I went shopping with my aunt, I had to go to a dozen shops and try on dozens of pieces of clothes, it was horrible!
It's the most terrible punishment.
Lingping pushed the shopping cart, walked through these clothes, took them down when they saw it, and threw them into the shopping cart.
Soon, the shopping cart was full of clothes and pants. Depending on the quantity, there might be more than a dozen items. Then he stopped his shopping behavior and pushed the cart down to the second floor.
Go to the cat food area downstairs.
He looked at it, and the cat food for 300 yuan a bucket was only mid-range.
Five hundred, six hundred, even one thousand, two thousand, everywhere.
Lingping looked at the cat food, scratched his head, and said to Best who was sitting in the shopping cart: "Look at you..."
"The food is more expensive than my brother..."
Meow...
The little guy lowered his head, looking very ashamed.
Ling Pingan went forward, picked up a can of 800 yuan five kilograms of cat food, and put it in the shopping cart.
Your pets can’t suffer!
After getting all this done, he immediately pushed the shopping cart and walked towards the supermarket exit.
Pay the bill, pay, and then lift the cat food and clothes into a cloth bag prepared by the supermarket.
He has one in each hand and walks away.
Best the kitten followed suit.
Meow...
Meow...
The little guy is cute and loving and screaming happily.
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Ma Baobao stood upstairs in the mall.
He watched the more and more people gathering downstairs.
He smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth.
This is a great opportunity!
Especially...
He looked at the person behind him, that's an amazing character!
Federal Imperial Dragon Palace Ocean Fishery Company's office!
A living dragon!
It is also the real noble man he has tried his best to finally cling to!
"Huh..." The nobleman suddenly looked downstairs and exclaimed.
"Master Ao, what's the matter?" Ma Baobao asked immediately.
"The cat..." Young Master Ao walked to the guardrail and looked at a kitten following a young man.
His pupils began to change.
Like a snake, but also like a lizard.
In his eyes, the kitten seems petite, but it is full of aura.
There are more faint things he can't see through.
"Baby!" Master Ao sighed again and again: "True baby!"
Such a civet, even in the imperial capital, is a first-class spiritual pet!
The spirit fox raised by the princess Birouan is probably the same.
As we all know, the emperor who is growing up has always longed for a spiritual pet that can surpass the princess Rouan!
If you dedicate it to your majesty...
Of course...
Young Master Ao raised his eyes.
He knows that black guards are everywhere.
So, he can't come forward.
Even if you just say "I want" directly.
Heiyiwei doesn't care about his reasons and reasons.
Once he is found ‘breaks the law’, his father can’t protect him.
After all, the black-clothed captain, but he sells Tan Weng every day, showing them to the descendants of the monsters.
A car of charcoal, more than a thousand catties, the palace envoy will not regret it.
Half a bunch of red yarn and one zhang silk, tied to the bull's head and filled with charcoal!
Recalling in my mind, the captain's recitation.
Young Master Ao shuddered. He knew that what the governor hated most was the kind of supernatural beings who relied on different techniques to oppress the common people.
Once discovered, kill it directly!
Because his old man has already taught it.
This is not to be punishable for not teaching.
But...
You can hit the side ball!
Big people never need to speak directly.
The hint is enough.
So, Young Master Ao looked at the civet and began to sigh again: "Speaking of which, your Majesty’s birthday will be next month..."
"As a loyal minister and a dutiful son, I have been looking for suitable tributes!"
"If anyone can solve this problem for me, he will be a guest for me!"
Ma Baobao listened, and immediately patted his chest, and said to Young Master Ao: "Master, please wait for a while, you will come when you go down..."
Just a cat.
No matter how precious, just take the money and smash it.
Ten thousand is not a hundred thousand, one hundred thousand is not a million!
Ma Baobao looked at the kitten who had been following a young man with two bags.
He doesn't believe how long such an ordinary citizen can hold on to the ability of money?
It really doesn't work, there are extra moves!
Anyway, that cat, he is going to order it!
I can't stop him either!
Young Master Ao immediately stopped him: "Mr. Ma, I'm just talking about it!"
"Don't take it to heart!"
Ma Baobao listened with more energy.
He arched his hands and said: "Don't worry, son, there are countless old things!"
For the nobles in the imperial capital, decency is the most important thing!
Especially those who have something to do with the royal family, especially care about the skin.
Ma Baobao knows this!
Young Master Ao still seemed to be worried, and repeatedly told: "Mr. Ma...I really just talked!"
He was really just talking.
Ma Baobao smiled: "Understood!"
He took the people and went straight downstairs.
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Lingping carried the things he bought and walked through the lobby of the mall.
He walked forward with his head buried in the crowd.
Best the kitten, has been following behind him, very well-behaved and sensible.
One person, one cat, left the mall, crossed the parking lot in front of the mall, quickly turned around, and walked towards the bus stop in front.
"Please wait a moment..."
At this moment, a voice came from behind.
Lingping scratched his head, turned his head, and watched an old man in a blue lab coat walking over with a few people who looked like bodyguards.
"Old gentleman?" He looked at each other, thought about it carefully, and finally connected him with the "Mr. Ma Baobao, the eighteenth generation of Taichi Xingyi" he saw on the big screen of the supermarket.
No way, it is very difficult for people with facial blindness to recognize people.
Especially strangers, it's more difficult.
It's not that he can't remember, but it's easy to get confused.
This is a bit like a stuttering patient, who has difficulty speaking, but can speak.
The same is true for him. He can remember some people, but he needs to meet frequently.
If you don’t see it for a long time, it will become blurred and confused.
"What advice do you have?" Lingping asked politely.
Ma Baobao walked to the young man.
He just took a look.
A cheap casual suit, the whole body is not enough for one of his sleeves.
The glasses on the eye sockets can be seen from the e-commerce company.
Maybe it was obtained by bargaining and putting together orders.
The things held in two hands are also messy.
This kind of civilian child is very easy to deal with.
So Ma Baobao gave a smile that he thought was very kind: "Young man, the old man is the 18th generation of Tai Chi Xingyi..."
Um...
Generally speaking, most people will stand in awe when his title comes out.
Even if it is not, you will be shocked!
After all, his martial arts gym has opened dozens of branches.
It is also famous in the ancient martial arts world!
More importantly, he has also trained several school officers in black guards!
So, regardless of the two political and business terms, they are all well eaten.
The face is also great!
It's a pity...
The young man on the opposite side scratched his head with a look that is not difficult to understand.
Moreover, he didn't show any respect for his title.
He frowned and said: "Old sir, what can you advise, please tell me straight... I have to catch the bus!"
Ma Baobao immediately started a fire!
I condescended to talk to you specially, but you don't appreciate it.
Not to appreciate it.
She actually said ‘I’m going to catch the bus’ naked humiliation.
My Ma Baobao, is it not as important as your bus?
Ma Baobao shook his head in his heart, and sighed: "A mortal is a mortal... short-sighted, rude and rude..."
However, there is still a smile on his face, very kind.
This is normal. In the eyes of people like him, most people are not worthy of his anger.
Why bother?
Right!
Why should I be angry with some mortals who are not in the same world?
Who is your body if you get angry?
Moreover, there will never be a winner in the fight against mortals!
With the black guard, he can't win!
Heiyiwei is best at pulling sideways.
His disciples and disciples told him about Heiyiwei's thoughts.
The strong must restrain their strength!
The strong must actively make sacrifices to protect the weak.
The words engraved by Emperor Gaozong in front of the mansion of the black guards are still the benchmark of the black guards' law enforcement: if the use of power is not restricted, it will definitely lead to the exploitation and oppression of the weak by the strong !
Therefore, when dealing with related affairs, Heiyiwei will try his best to protect the interests of civilians within the framework of laws and systems.
This is a balance.
So, an ancient warrior like Ma Baobao who has stepped into the ranks of transcendents with one foot, under normal circumstances, will try to avoid conflicts with civilians.
Many things are left to the subordinates to handle.
It was this time that it was about Young Master Ao that he took the initiative to invite Ying.
This is to pay the voting certificate, and to show your attitude---Gongzi Ao’s business is my business.
With this mentality, Ma Baobao squinted his eyes and said, "Young man, this is how..."
"Old, nearly 70 years old this year..."
"On weekdays, I have no other hobbies..."
"Just love to raise some little guys..."
"I don't know, can you cut off your pet?"
He smiled and said: "Young man, don't worry, money is not a problem!"
"You cat, just ask me for a price!"
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Lingping looked at the old man in front of him, and then looked down at the kitten at his feet.
The kitten was terrified and hid at his feet, whimpering.
The fur all over, is shaking, as if thinking of something terrible.
"Little boy..." Lingping touched its head: "Don't be afraid, brother won't abandon you..."
He remembered the night he first met this little guy.
Skinny, pitiful, bloodstained all over, shivering with fear.
It's so pathetic!
So he knew that the former owner of this kitten was probably like the old man in front of him.
At the same time, Lingping also remembered that pets like cats and dogs, if they are spiritual, can recognize good and evil in people!
So...
The old man who looks nice and friendly is actually a pervert who abuses small animals madly?
Of course, these are all guesses, no evidence.
So, Lingping looked at the old man, the so-called 18th generation of Tai Chi Xingyi inheritor.
He said very politely: "Sorry, old sir, my pet is my family..."
"The family is priceless!"
"So...your request, I can only regret..."
"One million!" Ma Baobao immediately gave a price he thought he could not refuse.
Lingping shook his head as he listened.
One million?
Is my cat so valuable?
But unfortunately, he is not interested in money!
Moreover, in a sense, he has no idea about money.
Money is enough!
So, he didn't bother to answer and stepped forward.
The kitten Best immediately followed his owner.
At the same time, it turned its head and glanced at the few humans.
The anger of the cat goddess is already boiling.
"Stupid humans!"
"The ridiculous worm!"
If it weren't for the master in front of him, he had revealed himself and crushed all these fools who desecrated it!
"Two million!" The old man behind him continued to offer prices.
This makes Ling safe and go faster.
Because, he felt that he had met a liar.
Two million cats?
Best is made of gold?
Even if it is made of gold, it can't be so expensive!
Obviously...
Countless fraud cases flashed in his mind.
It is impossible for a witty contemporary youth to fall into this fool's trap.
What's more, he has no desires!
Money is like dirt with me!
Tao Yuanming said, not to bend the waist for five buckets of rice.
And he did it in the same way.
Except for the bookstore business, he only makes money from his own interests!
Even if I know that my cooking skills are great, I don't have the slightest idea of changing my career.
This is him.
His attitude finally angered the people behind him.
"Zhuzi!" Ma Baobao did not speak, and the bodyguard behind him was already angry.
The Lord humiliated the minister and died!
They who have been trained know that now is the time to show value.
They immediately stepped out neatly.
Meow!
The kitten Best seemed to be frightened, so he jumped Lao Gao and onto the shoulders of Lingping.
Ling Ping An was also taken aback by his pet.
He turned around and looked at the people dressed as bodyguards in black and sunglasses.
The young bookstore owner is not half afraid.
He looked at these people calmly.
Then looked up ~IndoMTL.com~ and looked at the surveillance camera at the intersection ahead.
The monitoring has been turned over.
So he laughed.
"What do you want to do?" He straightened his chest, awe-inspiring.
He has enough confidence in the country, in the law, and in the system!
As the safest country in the world.
The police force in the Federal Empire is very efficient!
Jiangcheng’s fastest time to dispatch police last year was five minutes, and the latest time to dispatch police did not exceed ten minutes.
And here is a commercial area, there are several security posts.
So, even if he is alone, he has no fear.
The country and the law are his greatest backing!