I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 1: New
On September 1, Kazuma once again stood in front of the famous Red Gate of the University of Tokyo.
He put the monthly pass in his pocket and moved his body, which was about to fall apart due to the crowded bus and subway.
"Yo!" Someone greeted Kazuma from behind. From the perspective of the sound, Kazuma judged that it was Ms. Kanzhong Miyu, and it was impossible for others to be so short.
So he turned his head and made a gesture of looking for someone.
Gan Zhong Meiyu sighed: "Alright, alright, look down."
He Ma bowed his head, and then suddenly realized his expression: "It's you, senpai!"
"You guy, when you look back, you know that I did it, right? Believe it or not, I broke your knee!"
"Sister, I'm a martial artist. Although you are brute force, it's still a bit difficult to break my knee."
"That's not necessarily true. My family has a racehorse that likes to kick people. I have been observing its legs for a long time, and I have learned a lot. Would you like to try it?"
He Ma hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no."
Gan Zhong Miyu sighed: "Alas, as soon as I get to university, I will be teased about my height by you guys. It's endless. So, how was the half-summer vacation after the hot spring trip?"
Miyu Kanaka went on a hot spring trip together,
I looked at the sky with Ma and recalled: "It's hard to say a word. I defeated the reformers of the evil organization, and I also cut down a vengeful ghost who can attract thunder and lightning..."
"What the hell," Kan Zhong Miyu frowned and looked at Kazuma, "Did you go to the Kamen Rider filming studio to work part-time in the second half of the summer vacation?"
Kazuma: "No, I really experienced this."
Gan Zhong Meiyu blinked: "Really?"
"I created it." Tamamo suddenly appeared! As she spoke, she handed a large kraft paper envelope to Kanzhong Miyu.
Kan Zhong Miyu was overjoyed: "Oh! It's so thick! I'm healthy!"
As she spoke, she undid the tether on the envelope and took out the stack of manuscript papers.
"Kiryu Kazuma incident book?"
Kazuma also craned his neck to look at the stack of manuscript paper covers, and he burst into laughter when he saw the title of the book.
Kiryu Kazuma and Kiryu and Ma have the same pronunciation in Japanese, they are both Khazma, but the words are different.
The problem is that Kazuma Kiryu's name makes Kazuma very playful. The protagonist of a game "Rulong" that he liked very much in his last life was named Kazuma Kiryu.
He Ma suspiciously glanced at Yuzao, and at this time Miyu Kanaka turned to the first page: "Oh, there is a summary of the story, let me see, folklorist and amateur Kendo enthusiast Kiryu Kazuma participated in a hot spring trip. The regiment, as a result, was involved in the waves caused by the bacterial weapons left by the old Japanese army...
"Is this based on our hot spring trip? Changing the sudden malaria into a legacy bacterial weapon is a subject that editors I know would like."
Taking advantage of Ganzhong Miyu's attention to the manuscript, He Ma approached Tamamo and asked in a low voice, "When did you write it?"
"I've been writing this all summer vacation." Tamamo also pushed up her glasses.
He Ma glanced at Kan Zhong Miyu, who had already started reading the text, and continued to ask: "You wrote this, don't you mean to..."
"Yes, that's what you think. The best way to cover up the truth is to create another truth."
He stuttered with Ma: "I see, you are determined to kill Mystery and not give it a chance to come back."
"I don't mean that. Maybe quantum physics has suddenly made a breakthrough, and everything mysterious has a scientific basis, and then it will come back as a matter of course."
Tamamo said so, Kazuma understood, this guy just wants to kill the mystery, the purpose is probably to become a human.
Tamamo: "I want to die of old age."
"You definitely have mind-reading spells!"
"Once there was." Tamamo said seriously.
Kan Zhongmeiyu said aloud: "It's very interesting! I put this manuscript here, I'll spend a day to read it carefully! Then show it to the editor I know! Can you?"
Kazuma: "Sister, you still know the editor..."
"I'm in my third year, and I'm starting to think about work. Now many left-wing publishing houses will hire female editors."
Kazuma: "The left wing... but you are a daughter of the Aomori racecourse. Is it wrong to go to a publishing house to be an editor?"
Kanaka Miyu raised her eyes and looked at Kazuma with her hands on her hips: "If I go home, my family will immediately arrange a marriage, with that Toda. My parents like him very much. , will be able to raise a famous Grand Slam horse, his entry into the family is a great good thing for our family."
He Ma's mind came to Toda-senpai's appearance. To be honest, his burly appearance really didn't look like he was good at raising horses, or he was good at fighting for boxing champions at the end of the century.
Kanaka Miyu put the manuscript in a kraft paper envelope, put it in her bag, and then looked at Kazuma and asked, "I know what Tamamo is doing in the second half of the summer vacation, shouldn't you just read Tamamo with nothing to do? Has the story been mixed up?"
Kazuma: "No, I went to Fukuoka to participate in the Jade Dragon Banner."
He glanced at Yuzao, and continued: "Then I defeated the reformers of the evil organization on the Yulong Banner, and I also cut down a monster that uses lightning and mastered the ability of Rachel."
"Ah, yes, I see." Kan Zhong Meiyu waved her hand with a perfunctory attitude.
It seems that Tamamo's strategy has been successful at least for Sister Gan.
He Ma continued: "And then I became the only disciple of Shangquan Zhenggang, and participated in the funeral of the old gentleman."
Recalling the day of the ritual, Kazuma frowned, and the impression that Shangquan Zhenggang's sons gave him was terrible.
It felt like they were very afraid of sharing an inheritance with Ma, especially the eldest son, who directly questioned He Ma's identity and insisted on using the new Yinliu move with Ma in public.
So, He Ma performed a performance without a knife.
At that time, hundreds of celebrities in the kendo world were present, and they all said that this was the authentic no-knives take, which confirmed the identity of the only disciple who entered the house and passed down directly.
At that time, Kazuma wanted to pass on the exemption to the person who got it, but considering that it was a ritual of Kamizumi Masao after all, he gave up.
You can't be too much of a teacher.
Anyway, I have the business card, so I will contact you later.
Gan Zhong looked at He Ma with an indescribable expression on his face, and patted his upper abdomen: "I understand. When my grandfather died, all kinds of relatives who were never seen at all came. The stallions that were left stole several."
He Ma shrugs: "It's alright. It's better than a funeral without even a relative who came to fight for the inheritance."
The previous funeral of the Kiryu family was like this. Apart from the Kiryu brothers and sisters, they had no relatives. Even the monks who came to practice things were shocked at the deserted venue.
Although cremation is performed here in Japan, the practice must be done first. Relatives and friends carry the coffin to the crematorium car before cremation.
Because the two brothers and sisters were pitiful, the monk called for the social workers of the social work group he was temporarily serving, and only then did he gather enough people to carry the coffins for the funeral.
Kan Zhong Miyu: "It seems to bring back bad memories of you, sorry."
He was about to talk to Ma when a senior passing by shouted, "Gan Zhong, how much did you grow during the summer vacation?"
"One millimeter!" Gan Zhong shouted back, "How about you, have you got a girlfriend? Surely not! You don't think that if you dye yellow hair, you will have a girlfriend, right?"
The senior immediately showed a terrified look: "I-I didn't dye yellow hair for this!"
"Hmph, you're too bad. As a student of Tokyo University, plus a yellow hair, you still can't get a girl. Look at my apprentice and Ma, he spent this summer with eight single girls. The kids went on a hot spring trip together!"
Kazuma: "There are no more eight!"
However, it was too late for Kazuma's correction, and the senior had already run away.
Kan Zhong Miyu looked back at Kazuma: "I added a bit of brilliance to your legend, thank me."
"I thank you." He Ma said helplessly.
Tamamo looked at her watch: "If you don't choose courses, all the good ones will be taken away. You don't want to go to those classes with difficult and strict professors, right?"
"No, I don't want to listen to a boring professor's class. Is there a professor like Indiana Jones, I really want to listen to his class."
Kan Zhongmeiyu: "If there is any, his class will definitely be selected in an instant. By the way, last year, because of the Indiana Jones movie release, the subject of archaeology is super popular.
"Then Professor Sakai of the Department of Archaeology was very angry, because he felt that people like Indiana Jones who only destroyed ancient sites were not archaeologists at all. It was a special year to let blind students know what real archaeology is. Strict.
"Because of this last year, so many people did not get enough credits."
He Ma smiled and said, "I actually want to listen to such a classy professor..."
Tamamo: "We are the Faculty of Law, so taking an archaeology class will be regarded as an unprofessional job."
He Ma spreads his hands: "What's the point of that, it's good to get credits."
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The first day of school came to an end soon, and the second day was only two classes according to the class schedule selected with Tamamo.
After class and horses had dinner outside, I changed the subway to the bus and went home.
The dojo with no one is extraordinarily quiet, which highlights the noise of Zhi and the hustle and bustle of the construction site in the distance.
Kazuma pushed open the dojo door, looked at the empty yard, and felt the autumn wind.
The sound of wind chimes is light and pleasant.
Hema heard Tamamo's footsteps behind him, and looked back to see that she came in with a teapot.
"You really can't live without tea all day long."
"It's been a thousand years, that's how it is." Tamamo said with a smile.
"If this sentence was overheard by a bug, what do you think the listener would think?"
"I would think we joined the drama club." Tamamo laughed.
Kazuma shrugged and took the tea jar that Tamamo gave him.
Because he usually exercises and drinks tea as water, Tamamo prepared this one-liter enamel cup for him.
Tamamo himself used a normal tea cup, light green, and a little flawed - Kazuma is not sure, maybe this kind of textured and impure color is the real expensive tea utensil.
After drinking a sip of tea with Ma, he suddenly said, "On the way back, I found that the house they rented by Huafang Longzhi was also demolished. I don't know where they are stationed."
"I think they may have decided that we have a big news conference to call them immediately, so they should give up station surveillance." Yuzao responded, "In the latest weekly magazine Fang Chun, the headline is the news that the jade girl sent a singer to cheat. The new single with Ma You and Kobayashi Hezheng can't even mix in a single line of small print."
"From an artist's point of view, it would be a good thing not to publish Fang Chun." Kazuma shrugged in disapproval.
At this moment, he heard the sound of footsteps coming from the front door.
"Mikako came back so soon?"
While muttering to herself with Ma, Mikako rushed through the shelter of the house and appeared in the courtyard.
"Hama! Incredible! I got into a debate with the professor in the General Introduction to International Relations class that started today!"
Kazuma: "Huh? So what?"
He Ma took classes all his life, and would debate with professors from time to time. He went to university in Japan, but he became more peaceful.
Mainly because of the experience of social people in the previous life, not so hard-edged.
"The professor scolded me for being whimsical! Am I going to fail the class?"
Kazuma: "Let's just say, it was an unexpected situation that you got all A's last semester."
"What do you mean, I am a well-known talented girl in school now!"
He Ma was just drinking tea, and a sip of tea was sprayed a meter away.
Mikako nimbly avoided Kazuma's breath attack, crossed her hands in front of her and shouted: "It's a hidden weapon!"
"Return the hidden weapon! Are you talented women of Shangzhi this style of jumping around and shouting 'it is a hidden weapon'? This is too avant-garde, isn't it?"
"You talented girls from Dongda University are still waving AK on the street!"
"Isn't it good! Even in the offensive and defensive battle of the Yasuda Lecture Hall, the AK was not used, okay? At most, the earth cannon and Molotov cocktail were used."
Mikako: "Really? I don't believe it!"
"Then I don't care. So what are you trying to say in the first place?"
"Ah, I want to ask, what should I do! I'm going to fail the class! My image of a talented woman is about to end!"
"It's over, hurry up." Kazuma waved his hand indifferently.
It was Tamamo who took Mikako's voice: "How did you quarrel with the professor?"
"Today is about commenting on the summer paper that was accepted yesterday. That professor was too diligent. He finished reading all the papers that were accepted yesterday. Then he put my paper on the whiteboard with a projector, and when The opposite is typical."
Kazuma scratched his head: "Not so much."
Mikako's thesis was written by him hand-in-hand. The main content is to observe the situation of the Falkland Islands and to deduce the future situation.
The Falkland Islands, also known as the Falkland Islands, and Ma used the advantages of their traversers. Knowing the result, they pushed back to find arguments and judged that the Argentine President would take the risk and take the Falklands by force.
Then Mrs Thatcher would immediately take back the Falklands by force, and it was logical to transfer the domestic contradictions intensified by her reforms to international contradictions.
He Ma feels that this paper is just to express the general views of think tanks, and it should get a good score.
Mikako looked indignant, akimbo and chest raised, causing Kazuma to suspect that she was getting bigger again.
"Professor said, the first half of my thesis is reasonable, the President of Argentina may indeed raid the Falkland Islands in order to gain domestic populist support. After all, the United Kingdom is already weakened, and the islands are far away, Mrs Thatcher. Reforms at home led to civil unrest, daily marches, and the IRA issue...
"But it is nonsense to say that the UK will go on an expedition. It is said that in 1950, the UK joined France and Israel to fight Egypt, which is hundreds of kilometers away from Gibraltar. ."
Kazuma: "That means your professor doesn't understand modern warfare. The UK has a generational advantage over Argentina, and the Argentines only have the Flying Fish missiles and super-ensign jets bought from France and the British are weapons of the same era."
Mei Jiazi clapped her hands: "That's what I said! But the professor laughed at me and said that the weapon determinism is outdated, and the Americans in North Korea and Vietnam lost to the locals with backward weapons."
He was speechless with Ma: "The U.S. lost because of China... Only North Korea and Vietnam and the U.S. have already won."
Said this and Ma suddenly discovered something that he hadn't noticed before: During the Cold War, Ami was deflated twice because of China~IndoMTL.com~ North Korea was directly dismissed and beaten back, Vietnam was because the Chinese said, Ami Ah, if you cross the North-South Vietnam Central Line, I will put on the uniform of the Volunteer Army again. Are you afraid?
Ami said I was afraid, so I really didn't cross the center line, otherwise the American soldiers would have leveled Hanoi long ago.
The Vietnamese can't actually fight. The Americans left. Originally, everyone thought that North and South Vietnam would be the same as North Korea. I didn't expect North Vietnam to undertake a military adventure and it turned out to be a success.
China was surprised, because the North Vietnamese army was built with the help of Chinese military advisers. The military advisers who returned to China felt that the North Vietnamese cuisine was far worse than that of the little comrades in the north.
The result was that Vietnam was reunified.
Therefore, China was very cautious before fighting back in self-defense. It was judged that 30,000 people might be sacrificed.
Later, any tree that can speak Vietnamese is a joke.
And if I really want to make up a joke, the complete one should be like this:
In several countries where Vietnam has fought, Americans will be scared to death when they hear a tree speaking Vietnamese, Vietnamese will be scared to death when they hear a tree speaking Chinese, and the French are more special. scared to death.
He Ma was thinking about this, when Mikako interrupted his thinking with a loud voice: "Talk to you, Ma, what should I do, I'm going to fail the class."
He Ma spread his hands: "Well...don't worry, everything will be fine when Thatcher attacks."