I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 10: A masterpiece by Takashi Hanafura and Daisuke Wakamiya


That night, Ah Mao, who returned from work, brought back today's evening paper.

Come with Ma and immediately turn over the international version, but the headline of the international version is the Israeli air raid on the Bekaa Valley...

This event is also a big deal, because it created a precedent for the modern Air Force to attack pre-set anti-aircraft missile positions.

Before the air raid on the Bekaa Valley, the general international opinion was that anti-aircraft missiles were superior to Air Force fighters, so it was necessary to use army squads to destroy anti-aircraft missile positions first.

In the Middle East war, Israel used armored troops to tear the Egyptian defense line into pieces and cleared the Egyptian Sam anti-aircraft missile positions. The air force was dispatched to provide close support after the anti-aircraft missiles were almost hit.

In the air battle over the Bekaa Valley, the Israeli Air Force, supported by electronic warfare fighters, used low-altitude surprise visits and anti-radiation missiles to clear all air defense missile positions, changing the international popular opinion.

Although the air raid in the Bekaa Valley is also a major event, Kazuma doesn't care about this now. He turned to the second page of the international edition, and the news on it was that the Iran-Iraq war was intensifying...

"What the hell, is it in the domestic version?" He Ma muttered.

Amo couldn't help but interjected: "If you are looking for something about Fujii-senpai, Master, just look at the first page."

He and Ma paused for a while before turning to the first page of the thick stack of newspapers—previously restrained by his mindset, he went straight to the international edition.

On the first page of the newspaper, a large line of characters: "Mrs Thatcher killed the Japanese professor?!"

He Ma almost didn't laugh out loud, the reporter really knows how to catch the eye the most in this world.

A normal person would definitely take a look at this title.

Isn't this a person?

He Ma hurriedly took a look, and found that under the very impactful title, Mikako was quoted as saying "If Mrs Thatcher didn't act according to Professor Qianjiang's prediction, now Professor Qianjiang is still rhetoric on TV. ".

Not only quoted, but also bolded.

The newspaper attached a full-page photo to this headline and this quote. The one facing the camera was Mikako with a pear blossom and rain, and Mrs. Qianjiang gave the camera a back view. Mikako was holding her hand and crying.

He Ma hurriedly searched for the text of the report. When he saw a line of words in the corner, "Go to the second edition", he immediately turned to the second edition.

The second edition came up with an editor's note, in a style familiar to Ma: Mrs Thatcher's decision to use force against Argentina led to the death of Professor Qianjiang, a domestic and international relations major, who vomited blood? What's going on here, please see our reporter's exclusive report below!

And Ma An resisted the desire to complain about this style of writing, and continued to read the following, and found that the following writing was fairly fair, very realistic, and basically explained the ins and outs of what happened in front of Ma's house this morning.

It only stops at explaining what happened in the morning. The story behind it is basically not digging deeply. After all, what happened in the morning will be published in the afternoon. Counting the time of typesetting and printing, I am afraid that this reporter is not directly in the printing factory. The articles written are printed directly after they are written.

Just by looking at this story, it certainly doesn't deserve to be on the front page.

To put this article on the front page is mainly the title.

Mikako is also a beautiful girl. Evening newspapers tend to be more entertainment and lace than daily newspapers published in the morning.

The front page of a daily newspaper is either a serious news photo or a mug shot of a politician.

This is not the case with the Evening News. The front page is often filled with celebrity photos. Now putting a beautiful girl with pear blossoms and rain on the front page will definitely be of great benefit to sales.

Following with Ma, we found that apart from this front page headline, there was no other article on the matter in the newspaper.

The main thing is that it was too rushed. The editorial department probably didn't have time to organize the manuscript. First, I would throw an article on it and pull the eyeballs. In the words of the Internet age, it is called to get the traffic right first.

He Ma put down the newspaper and asked Amo: "Is there anything else that mentions Mikako?"

Amo looked inexplicable: "You ask me? Master, you can see for yourself. The big picture on the front page of every newspaper is Senior Sister Fujii."

He Ma hurriedly looked down and flipped through other newspapers, and sure enough, the front page was Mikako's crying face.

The matching headlines are more sensational than each other, including "Mrs Thatcher makes a genius girl cry", and "Professor's widow wears a linen and a filial piety, Shangzhi beauty kneels down and begs for mercy" - this title, people who don't know it still think it's true Teaching the old cow to eat the tender grass and the widow punching the mistress.

He Ma took out this newspaper with a misleading title, and found out that it was a weekly newspaper aimed at women, and it was estimated that the main target audience were housewives.

Mikako's story is next to a commentary on the afternoon soap opera.

The plots of Japanese noon dramas are very explicit, all kinds of cheating, love triangles and four-cornered loves, the original partner tearing up the mistress, and the mistress takes the child to force the palace, everything is available.

Mainly in Japan, housewives don't go to work and do housework every day at home. During the day, her husband goes to work and children go to school, and she is very bored at home, so she will watch such exciting things to relieve her boredom.

He Ma threw away this weekly newspaper and looked through other newspapers, and found that it was basically the same as the first one, just a sensational headline, plus a photo of a beautiful girl with pear blossoms and rain to attract attention, but there was no in-depth content. .

——Not enough, this wave alone is not enough.

It is estimated that the people who edited the daily newspaper this afternoon have read all the evening papers, and tomorrow's newspaper should remove the front page of Mikako.

Let's see if Fang Chun's cannon fire from Weekly Weekly won't go off tomorrow.

Suddenly, and Ma Xianghuafang Longzhi said, the newsstand that is closer to the printing factory and distribution node should have a new issue of the weekly magazine Fangchun tonight.

So I stayed with Mara to start reviewing Ah Mao: "Wait a minute! Are you familiar with the distribution network of newspapers?"

Amao patted his chest: "I'm too familiar with it. I know the logistics routes of the entire Gudzard's newspapers and magazines."

"Quick, go get me a weekly issue of Fang Chunlai, now, right now!"

"Okay!" Ah Mao turned and ran.

Chiyoko just came back from school - she's currently preparing for a winter conference and practicing late every day at school.

"Why are you going?" Chiyoko grabbed Amo who was about to go out.

"I'll be back when I go, soon." Amo said, taking Chiyoko's hand off his sleeve.

"Then you remember to buy some green onions. I forgot to buy them on the way back. I will fry the fish later without the onions!"

He Ma, as a Cantonese, must put green onions when eating grilled fish. Japan does not have this habit.

Amao responded, opened the door and went out.

With his superb hearing, Kazuma can hear the sharp sound of bicycles crunching away.

"Time to buy Amao a new bike," he muttered.

Chiyoko heard it and immediately said: "His car just made a little noise, and there was no problem with its performance. It's expensive to change a bicycle, and public transportation is so convenient now..."

Kawama looked at Chiyoko and asked, "Aren't you afraid that he would have an accident while riding a broken car?"

"Amao said that if the car doesn't have an accident, the most important thing is that the brakes should be good, so he changed the brakes alone, it's fine." Chiyoko waved her hand, looking very proud.

He Ma pouted, since Chiyoko said so, then trust Amo for the maintenance of the car.

Chiyoko put the things she just bought on the way on the stove, wrapped her apron, and started washing the vegetables.

He Ma looked at his sister's sailor suit and apron, and for a moment wondered if he was cheap, Amo.

The combination of a youthful sailor skirt and a family*s apron is wonderful, wonderful.

While working in front of the stove, Chiyoko asked Kazuma, "Where's Tamamo?"

"The editor recommended by Ms. Gan Zhongxue seems to appreciate her book very much. I invited her to the editorial department to sign a contract today."

"Oh, then we're going to call her Teacher Jinguji?"

"Let's be optimistic about whether it will sell or not. If it doesn't sell well, only the editor needs to call her a teacher." He Ma joked.

"What about Honami?"

"She is going to study at an affiliated company of the Nanjo Consortium. After all, she is determined to inherit the consortium as a daughter. There are many things to learn."

Chiyoko gave an "oh" and started chopping vegetables.

Cut and cut, she suddenly smiled: "It feels like I'm back more than a year ago, when there were only two of us in this family. It's been less than two years, but it feels like a vicissitudes of life."

He Ma: "The four o'clock in the wind, the snow and the moon, this is life."

On the Japanese side, "Fenghuaxueyue" uses the original meaning when it was introduced to Japan, expressing the emotion of the passage of time and the change of things.

And Ma paused, and continued: "And, did you miss the guy who took a nap on the second floor?"

"Ah, Mikako is here."

"She is now one of the most famous beautiful girls in the country." Kazuma picked up the evening paper on the table and waved at Chiyoko.

Chiyoko put the chopped vegetables to one side, and started killing fish swiftly, complaining while killing: "Mikako will not debut from now on, right? In our dojo, besides Nichinan, we will have a second idol who goes the idol route. Anyone?

"Qing Liu is really miserable. She was originally the only idol in the dojo, but Mikako took the lead."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kazuma heard Qingliu coming in from the door on the other side of the dojo.

Kiryu Dojo, the door to the courtyard is basically not locked, because no thieves dare to come here.

The thieves in this area, even if they haven't heard the name of Lone Dragon, know that Kiryu Dojo is the place where Jinshan Pingtai of the Jinshan Group is the boss.

Qing Liu swiped to open the door leading to the dojo in the corridor and jumped out: "I'm back! When will dinner be ready? Tsk, why are there so many pictures of monkeys?"

Qing Liu frowned at the newspapers piled up on the table.

"Are you envious?" He Ma teased, "Mikako slept upstairs and became a well-known beautiful girl when she fell asleep."

As soon as Qingliu was about to respond, the door of the entrance opened, and Ah Mao ran back holding the weekly magazine Fang Chun high.

"Bought it back! The latest issue was delivered to the distribution center this afternoon!"

He Ma hurriedly took it over, and when he saw the cover, there were two big characters: Shady!

Then the following small print: Academic professors are completely killing women's education! The genius girl is cornered!

Then another line of medium size: Academic sexism, shocking!

This is not over, there is one more line below: Weekly Fang Chun exposes the academic witch hunt in the new era for you!

Have fun with the horse, what the **** is the witch hunt, it's really yours, Takashi Hanafang.

The witch hunt also uses red text, and the entire cover is gray-white—presumably to highlight the big characters "shady".

The main body of the cover image is Mikako, and Ma can hardly recognize this is Mikako, because she looks so sad and painful.

Looking at this Mikako, Kazuma wanted to write her a song "Washing Seaweed" to show how much pain she was.

The cover not only has the main body of Mikako, but also P other things in it. At first glance, it is a scene of burning witches in the Middle Ages, but if you look closely, you will find that it is Nima SanK* who is burning black slaves.

But there is one thing to say, the visual impact of 3K Burning Nico is much stronger than Burning Witch.

All of these have been applied with an off-white filter to make them off-white.

With striking black and red text, the impact should not be too strong.

He and Ma Guang were overjoyed to see this cover, and opened the magazine with anticipation, but the pull page in the title page fell out.

This page is a large vertical picture of Mikako on the cover. Mikako is slumped on the ground with a painful expression on her face, looking pitiful and desperate.

Qing Liu commented: "Is this Mikako? Is this someone else?"

Chiyoko, who was cooking, also looked up curiously, and then teased: "Looks like Mikako who hasn't eaten for ten days?"

"Well, a little bit." Qingliu nodded, "I can't think of any possibility for Mikako to show such an expression other than being hungry."

He Ma: "I don't know how they captured this scene. Anyway, the photographer is awesome."

Amao: "This is also accompanied by the word: Where is the sky where women can fly freely?"

He Ma discovered that there is such a line of words next to the beautiful photo of Mikako. The writing is quite good, and the font is sad.

Okay, Takashi Hanafura, this is too much.

He Ma was just about to say this, and found that the page was double-sided, with a picture of a petrel spreading its wings in the sky on the back.

He Ma praised from the bottom of his heart: "It's awesome."

Then the phone rang.

He Ma took the weekly magazine Fang Chun and went straight to the entrance, and after that, it turned out to be Takashi Hanafang.

"Have you seen the new issue?" the other side asked proudly.

"I saw it, and I asked my apprentice to buy it and read it as soon as possible."

“How is it?”

"Amazing! But why is the KKK burning Nige used for the cover picture?"

"You're stupid~IndoMTL.com~ Did you have a camera in the witch hunt era? It's all pictures, okay? No matter how good our technology is, it's impossible to stitch the pictures and photos together without any sense of incongruity. We Man, not God!

"So I had to deal with it with pictures from the end of the 19th century in the United States. Anyway, many people can't tell the difference between witch hunters and slave hunters."

He Ma laughed dumbly, he really didn't think the reason for using the wrong picture was this.

But that doesn't matter, it just works!

Hanafang Longzhi said confidently on the phone: "This wave of preparations is being prepared in the evening newspaper today, and tomorrow we will be fully listed, which will definitely detonate the public opinion circle like an atomic bomb.

"No one will care about the war in England and Argentina tomorrow, all their attention will be on the injustice suffered by your apprentice Mikako!"

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