I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 15: Good egg, no problem egg
Kazuma doesn't actually know what the Japanese high school math textbooks are about. The original owner was a scumbag, so Kazuma's memory didn't contain anything related to the textbooks.
So Kazuma could only say: "Yes, but there is no systematic explanation, right? Derivatives, congruences, and congruences that are often used in analytic geometry are actually related to calculus..."
After talking with Ma, he lost his self-confidence, and he even began to doubt whether Tong Yu was a high school student or a college student in his previous life...
The chairman stared at Kazuma with a deep, impenetrable gaze, and the lenses of the thick-rimmed glasses reflected the light of a fluorescent lamp not far away.
He crossed with Ma Xin, posing as if a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water. He didn't plan to explain it any more. If he was suspected, he would be suspicious. Could it be that the chairman can guess that Kiryu and Ma are transmigrators?
I didn't expect the chairman to say this: "Kiryu-san, weirdness is not always friendly."
The cold hair on the back of Kazuma's head stood up in an instant.
Sure enough, this world is not a normal technological world!
Think about it carefully, in this world there are knives that can choose their masters, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattvas who can run away, and swordsmen who can sprint out of afterimages—well, well, not yet swordsmen, but in the future it will be of!
In short, there are really weird things in this world, but how much influence these things have on reality is not very clear to Kazuma.
And to figure out this problem, there is no doubt that it depends on the captain of the transportation team, no, it is the chairman of the committee!
"What do you mean?" He and Ma Xianlai pretended to be stupid, and tempted the other party to explain further.
"Literally, Kazuma must have obtained a talisman from a small shrine to bless your luck in study. I'm the president of the school's strange talk club, and I've sorted out a lot of urban legends like this."
The chairman took out a booklet from his carry-on bag and showed Kazuma its contents.
This is a newspaper clipping book containing "tofu nuggets" of paranormal events cut from various newspapers and magazines.
The chairman also carefully classified and labeled the clippings, and wrote many supplementary records beside the clippings.
——Huh?
and Ma scratched their heads.
Why does it feel different from the expected development?
Kazuma looked at the chairman again.
The chairman's figure and face are particularly suitable for wearing a witch costume, so Kazuma thought she was actually a real witch.
He is usually a serious honor student in school. When it's quiet at night, he takes off his glasses, loosens his braid, puts on a witch costume, and picks up the naginata to slay demons and demons.
Turned out to be just an urban geek lover?
At this time, Chiyoko stretched her head to read the newspaper clippings displayed by the chairman, and suddenly pointed to one of them and said, "Ah, I've heard of this, my classmate went to ask for a love amulet, and the next day I was secretly in love with him. The principal of the foreign school has confessed."
"Really?" The chairman took out a pen and carefully wrote Chiyoko's testimony on the newspaper clippings, "Can you tell me your classmate's surname? Just the surname is enough. There are still a few months and a few days left. If you ask for it, you'd better tell me too."
Chiyoko thought about it and told the chairman of the date in her impression.
"Well, thanks for the information." The chairman took out a small packet of candy and stuffed it into Chiyoko's hands.
"What?" Chiyoko looked at the candy in her hand suspiciously, "Jinping Candy? What about the packaging I've never seen before."
"Because it's made in my own house, it's delicious." The chairman said in a brisk voice, and it seemed that she was very happy to receive new testimony about urban legends.
Chiyoko swallowed and glanced at the horse.
It's true that this Jinping candy sells quite well. With the family so tight, Chiyoko probably hasn't eaten candy for a while.
"Thank you then, Chairman." He Ma said to the Chairman.
"How long do you want to call me the chairman of the committee?" The girl's voice was slightly complaining, "We are comrades-in-arms working together for Dongda University, aren't we?"
Before Kazuma could answer, Chiyoko said, "Yes, brother, you should call him Chief Cao."
The chairman and He Ma asked in unison, "Why?"
"Because, they are all comrades in arms, so you see, right?" Chiyoko patted Hema on the shoulder, "Come on, brother, it would be good to be the leader of the Wagashi House in the future."
I laughed with Ma, and the feeling of being teased by my sister is honestly not bad.
However, old girl, you bought me a bag of Jinping candy, and your sister-in-law is too cheap, right?
He Ma was complaining about his old sister in his heart. The chairman of the committee stretched out his hand and took him to rest. When Hema turned his attention, she asked seriously, "So, what's the answer? How long do you have to call me a committee member? long?"
Because of Chiyoko's gag just now, Kazuma's thinking circuit is also in a rather amusing state at this time, so he replied: "It's about ten months."
"Huh?" The always calm chairman showed a dumbfounded expression. To be honest, he was quite cute, "Is there really a time limit? Why ten months?"
"Because you will graduate from high school ten months later, you are no longer the chairman of the committee." He Ma explained solemnly.
Actually, he wanted to laugh, but the chairman's dumbfounded expression was so cute that he couldn't help but tease her with a straight face.
The chairman also reacted that she was being teased. She sighed and lowered her shoulders: "Don't joke around at this time. Or, you completely forgot my name and can only make fun of it?"
After the chairman said this, He Ma realized that he really didn't remember the chairman's real name.
Searching all over my memory, there is only the title of Chairman.
It stands to reason that for a beauty of the level of the chairman, a boy should not even remember her name.
Although she has braids and thick-rimmed glasses, she is not the kind of girly character that only appears in comics.
She wears this outfit to stop on the streets of China's big cities in 2020, and passersby will 100% think she is a model who came out for street photography.
The original owner didn't remember the chairman's name, so he could only explain that the original owner's attention was on Mikako.
The chairman looked at Hema, his eyes lost their brilliance and turned into dead fish eyes. It seemed that she realized from Hema's expression that Hema really didn't remember her real name.
Chiyoko was still beside him and said, "Brother, this is your fault. You are flirting around like this, and you don't remember people's names. Maybe you will be stabbed at some point."
This time, the chairman of the committee followed Chiyoko's words: "That's right, the body will be abandoned at Tiancheng Mountain in the future."
"Why Tiancheng Mountain?" Chiyoko was confused by the sudden appearance of the place name, "Does it have any special meaning?"
Kazuma: "Chiyoko, haven't you read Kawabata Yasunari's Izu's Dancing Girl?"
"Brother, have you actually read it?" Chiyoko asked in surprise.
He Ma thought about it, and based on his impression of the original owner, the original owner probably never read it.
But it doesn't matter, the current traversers and horses have read it in order to pretend to be young literary and artistic young girls!
I have read the Chinese version!
So if the chairman suddenly recites the sentences in it, he will be blinded. It's safer to pretend he hasn't read it.
So He Ma turned his eyes away, showing a guilty conscience: "I have read... a little bit, at least I know that there is Tiancheng Mountain in it."
Chiyoko: "Actually, did you read the introduction in a travel brochure or something?"
It seems that Chiyoko also knows that his old brother's brain is a cultural desert.
After all, Chiyoko once questioned why Kazuma was suddenly able to use idioms.
Fortunately, she didn't delve into it, otherwise, without encountering the chairman, Kazuma would capsize.
He Ma felt that if he continued to spin on this topic, he would have to explain why he was suddenly literate now, so he chose to force the topic back to the chairman's name:
"Chairman, I really didn't mean to forget your name, it's just that you are... too conscientious, and the impression of the chairman is too strong, so I can't remember your real name, that that..."
"Jinguji," the chairman interrupted Kazuma, "Jinguji Tamamo, please don't forget it this time."
Kazuma couldn't help frowning, and his eyes drifted to the chairman's head unconsciously.
Chairman, you have a name with this configuration, and you don't have an entry like a fox fairy on your head, isn't it appropriate?
However, Kazuma didn't see a single entry above the chairman's head.
The chairman blinked his eyes and raised his face strangely: "Is there something on top of my head?"
He Ma Xin thought about whether to do it or not, so he tried it out, so he said, "Yes, I saw you grow fox ears."
The chairman giggled.
Chiyoko: "Brother, you... have you always been so good at flirting with girls in school? You seem to be much more skilled than those who came to chat up."
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"Who approached you?" And Ma Ru is a great enemy.
"Don't be nervous, don't you know what your sister looks like? Is it normal for someone to strike up a conversation?"
When Kazuma was about to answer his sister's words, the chairman took it back.
As if she hadn't heard the off-topic conversation with Ma and Chiyoko just now, she went straight to the original topic: "I was originally called Jinguji Yuzi, but when I was a child I always fell, so I asked Emperor Shitian's The host, the host said that the name is not good, it's round, so I fell a lot."
The pronunciation of Tamago in Japanese is very similar to the pronunciation of egg, so it is estimated that this is what the host said.
"So, when I was three years old, my family changed my name to Tamamo, and it is said that I won't fall after changing my name."
He made an "oh" with the horse, and then a sentence came out: "You are also quite round now, some parts."
Chiyoko stomped on Kazuma: "Brother! *No harassment!"
At this time, the clerk of the bookstore suddenly appeared beside Hema: "Well, a few, I'm sorry, some customers complained that your voice is a bit loud."
"Oh, sorry." The chairman hurriedly bowed to the clerk, "We will leave immediately."
After that, she looked at the eyes and the horse.
"I know a good used bookstore with a complete range of books and a good environment. The owner is a very knowledgeable old woman. I like it very much."
He Ma nodded: "Okay, please lead the way, Chairman."
"...Also called the chairman?"
"I'm sorry, Eggman."
The chairman pursed his lips, glared at Kazuma, who was smiling, and shook his head helplessly, accepting it.
"Let's go," she said.
"Okay, egg."