I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 18: Winter

"This!" Qianjiang Kazuo was stunned, but immediately adjusted, "It's just an island! A search for submarines won't affect the entire battle!"

"However, Argentina doesn't have many submarines in total. The director said that the Santa Fe is one of the more advanced ones." The host - who seems to be surnamed Onodera - said so.

At this time, Mikako in front of the TV suddenly laughed: "This man Qianjiang has red ears! Hahahaha!"

Having looked at Ma, and sure enough, Professor Kazuo Qianjiang's ears were already red.

At this moment, the director of the program also noticed the small gaffe of Associate Professor Qianjiang Kazuo and gave him a close-up of his ear.

He Ma understands, the producer of this show, Gong Xiaolu, doesn't care about international current affairs at all, nor does he care who wins between Britain and Argentina, and he doesn't care about the face of Qianjiang's family.

He just wants ratings and is a very decent TV guy.

According to what Honami has heard, this producer and Chie Kazuo used to be friends of wine and meat, but now the friend of wine and meat sells everything if they want to. For the sake of ratings, the man who can throw everything away is really scary.

Mikazi was overwhelmed with joy. She used to sit or not, and she liked to slump, but this time everyone was lying down with laughter, and Tian Linggai was beside Hema's pelvis.

After coming up, Mikako asked Kazuma by the way: "Do you know what the next ship is sinking, the Argentine Navy."

He Ma shook his head: "How can I know."

He's really not sure. This war doesn't necessarily follow the script he is familiar with. Now the time for the outbreak of the war has been advanced, and the order of the battles is also different, so other things may also change.

On the day the flying fish hit, maybe it wasn't Sheffield but another ship that had to turn off the radar because of the satellite phone call.

So Kazuma responded to Mikako like this.

Mikako curled her lips: "Well, I wanted to predict the next shipwreck."

Sure enough, it's Mikako, who just wants to enjoy herself, and doesn't think about the next thing at all.

At this time, Kazuo Qianjiang on TV regrouped and began to rhetorically, as if planning to use "true insights" to restore his image in one fell swoop.

To be honest, this psychological quality is not bad, and it makes Kazuma a little relieved - this person should not be so easily vomited by qi.

**

In the following week, news of the fighting on the Falklands kept coming.

Argentine Navy flagship sunk by British nuclear submarine.

At this time, the British propaganda still used advanced wire-guided torpedoes to sunk, and He Ma remembered the wire-guided torpedoes that were used in various magazines and materials that he saw in his previous life until junior high school.

But when he started to mix forums when he was in college, and the United Kingdom declassified a batch of files, everyone knew that the reliability of British wire-guided torpedoes was not good at that time, so the submarine launched the direct torpedoes of World War II.

This matter once became a hot topic among Chinese military fans, because there was a poor boy who was frightened by the advancement of the wire-guided torpedoes hyped by the British propaganda, and he had to make one himself.

This poor boy will be frightened by laser-guided bombs, Patriot missiles, and F22s for decades. After all the hard work, he realized that all those who frightened him were bragging.

And what he came up with were all the things he did against the parameters that others bragged about. He hit those parameters.

...just, very speechless.

After the Argentine Navy's flagship was sunk, the Argentine Navy adopted a comprehensive strategy of shrinking.

The Argentine Air Force suffered losses near the Falklands, and it was the Mirage 3 that was shot down by Professor Kazuo Qianjiang.

In fact, it's not that the French are bad. The Mirage 3 is still a second-generation machine with very good performance. The problem is that the French didn't equip it with weapons.

The Phantom 3 also uses cannons to fight the British Harriers, who are equipped with new Sidewinder missiles that have greatly improved their reliability.

During the Vietnam War, the U.S. Air Force suffered a lot from unreliable missiles, because the earliest version of the F4 had no cannons, only missiles.

But 82 years later, the era of F4 vs. MiG 21 has passed, and the Sidewinder has been a more reliable missile after years of improvement.

And so the Phantom 3 became the RAF's ghost.

This week has passed, and Sunday is here again. Associate Professor Qianjiang Kazuo refused to comment on the recording of this issue of the Rising Sun, citing illness and fever as an excuse.

After the program group was rejected, they turned to look for Mikako.

With Mikako's character, it was impossible not to go when she had the opportunity, so she went.

This episode is still live, and another guest invited is the professor of the defense university who said on TV last time that the French could not set special missile parameters for the British.

As a result, on the show, Mikako had another round of quarrels with the professor, and finally managed to win by quibbling.

Professor at the University of Defense, his argument is based on common sense. Common sense also means that his arguments have no tangible evidence.

Because, generally speaking, common sense does not require evidence.

Mikako went all the way "I don't believe it, you prove it to me", where did the professor from the National Defense University go to prove that the flying fish has no special settings, he just saw the one-to-one model of the flying fish at the Tokyo Air Show, and took the French Brochure for people.

After all, the weapons of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces are all over the United States, and it is impossible to buy French weapons.

Looking at the final vote, the professor shook his head: "Next time I should let the few female self-defense officers in the defense university come to the show."

The implication is: "You all voted for her by *bugs, and you are bewitched by that magical pectoral muscle."

One thing to say, one thing to say.

With the end of the solar day, the noodle-eating bet for the nose enters its third week, and this week, Sheffield is dead.

Because of the time difference, the first one to report this incident was the evening newspaper published that day. Mikako rushed into the room with the newspaper at a 100-meter sprint speed and shouted: "Flying fish killed Sheffield!"

He Ma was writing a small thesis on Dongda University at the time, and his train of thought was interrupted by Mikako, so he was a little upset.

However, Kazuma is, after all, a thirty-year-old old social animal, and he will no longer get angry when his train of thought is interrupted.

He just frowned and turned to look at the sliding door of the living room.

Mikako opened the sliding door just at this time.

Because of the impact of the sudden braking, everything in her body that can reflect inertia is reflecting inertia.

"Kazuma! Flying fish killed HMS Sheffield! Type 42 gone! Why? Isn't 42 the ultimate answer to the universe?"

He Ma was about to answer, but was stunned by Mikako's last sentence: "Have you read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?"

"There was a British TV series last night, I watched it on TV."

"Oh" with Ma, it's not surprising that Mikako can watch TV series.

Mikako: "Did you just think about something rude to me?"

"Nowhere."

"Yes! You must be thinking, it's a TV series, and it's normal for Mikako to watch it. Hmph, if you think so, I have to read the book, and I also want to read the original English version!"

He Ma: "That's a good thing. As your master, I sincerely hope that you can enrich yourself more."

As for Mikako, this matter has been turned over, she patted the newspaper on the table: "Come, look! Sheffield is burning!"

The newspaper shows Sheffield smoking, with a small line next to it: The picture taken by the rescue helicopter. The captain of the Sheffield ordered to abandon the ship ten minutes after the photo was taken.

While looking at the photos with Ma, Mikako posted the whole person - she has always been in this zero-distance mode when getting along with Ma, and she posted it at every turn.

So Hema smelled cologne on her again.

After all, the horse's sight, hearing and smell have been enhanced by bacteria.

"You spilled cologne again?"

"Yeah, I thought it tasted good, so I kept spilling it. Then the associate professor who was in charge of guiding our simulation think tank activities said that the cologne was very good, expressing a temperament of being a woman but not wanting to admit defeat."

He Ma Fu'e: "But you just sprinkled it because you liked the taste?"

"Well, why not?" Mikako asked back, and before Kazuma could answer, she suddenly grinned, "And this smell, there is an illusion that Kazuma has always been by my side."

He Ma was caught off guard by the sudden love words, so he could only pretend he didn't hear it and looked down at the report in the newspaper.

Mikako's attention turned to the small paper that Kazuma was writing: "Is this a paper from Dongda University? I thought Tamamo did all your homework!"

"No way!"

"What is Zhang San?"

"Is a hypothetical suspect."

"Why have such a strange name, it doesn't look like Japanese anymore, at least it's changed to Da Zhang Saburo."

In He Ma's paper, the two Chinese characters Zhang San are used directly. He thinks that the Japanese also use Chinese characters, so it doesn't matter.

After Mikako's reminder, it seems more reasonable to call Saburo Ozhang.

So Zhang San's Japanese relative, Da Zhang Saburo, made his debut, and then He Ma would pass the name to Shigeru Ikeda, his great apprentice, and then the name would gradually become a household name in the legal world—

And Ma Zheng was writing to change the name on the small paper, and the phone rang.

Then Chiyoko came out of the kitchen and went to the entrance to answer the phone.

Chiyoko glanced at the open door as she passed by the living room door, and saw Kazuma and Mikako who were close together.

Chiyoko: "You also close the door, what should I do if it affects Amo's study?"

Then she closed the door.

And Ma and Mikako looked at each other.

Mikako: "What happened to us?"

"I don't know." In fact, Hema knew that he didn't want to lose the softness behind him for the time being, so he pretended not to know.

At this time, Chiyoko had finished answering the phone and came back, and she knocked on the door first.

And the horse: "Come in!"

Chiyoko opened the door and asked, "Mr. Gong Xiaolu from Chaoyue TV station asked if Mikako will participate in this weekend's Riyadh Times Review?"

He Ma raised his eyebrows.

This Gong Xiaolu is determined to seize the Falklands War and slash the ratings!

As expected of a "decent TV guy"!

If Thatcher were to visit Japan at this time, he would probably invite him too.

At the same time as Ma sighed, Mikako said loudly, "Going to go! But I want to double the notification fee!"

Yeah? Did this monkey learn to sit on the ground?

It's not easy.

**

On Sunday, the British was sunk by flying fish, a ro-ro freighter Atlantic Carrier, so the tonnage of the Royal Navy's battle damage suddenly surpassed that of the Argentine Navy.

On the way to the recording site of the show, Mikako curled up pitifully: "Why don't we go, Qianjiang Kazuo must have been invited, and he must be laughing at me."

Kawama: "Don't be afraid, you also predicted that the flying fish will show their prowess. I teach you, as long as Qianjiang Kazuo starts to talk about the balance of war and starts to tilt in Argentina or something like that, you will throw a cold expression on your face. 'I don't know how many flying fish they have left, but that represents the upper limit of what they can achieve'."

Mikako: "You mean, let me count all the Argentine victories on the French?"

"That's right! It was a French aircraft super flag that launched the flying fish, and the flying fish were French missiles, no problem, it was France that sank Sheffield and the Atlantic carrier! This is the French Navy's revenge on Trafalgar!"

Mikako: "Oh, high, really high."

At this time, Honami, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, handed a booklet to Mikako in the back seat: "This is the booklet of the flying fish sent by the French at the last Tokyo Air Show. It is in Japanese. Look at it. chant."

Mikako looks like a treasure.

**

Arriving at the recording venue, Associate Professor Qianjiang Kazuo was already waiting.

As soon as he saw Mikako, he smiled: "Miss Fujii, long time no see, you look good."

"Long time no see," Mikako has also seen many big scenes, and generously held the other's outstretched hand, "You don't seem to have enough rest and are very haggard. How about giving yourself a few days off?"

Qianjiang Kazuo's smile froze, but he immediately covered it with a dry smile.

After releasing Mikako's hand, he added: "I heard that the sunk tonnage of the Argentine Navy has surpassed the Royal Navy. It seems that the war is not as smooth as Miss Fujii predicted."

Mikako: "I don't know how many flying fish are left in the Argentine Navy. I heard that they only have eight in total, and they have already shot four."

Argentina actually fired two flying fish when they attacked Sheffield, but one of them was interfered with by the British and lost its target.

Qianjiang Kazuo: "About this, the Argentine government placed an additional order of 100 pieces from France before the war..."

"But none of them have arrived. I see, these 100 flying fish will arrive after the war. All the results of Argentina's war so far have been obtained by French aircraft launching French missiles. To put it bluntly, these are French. What does the victory have to do with Argentina?"

Although Mikako said all the words Kazuma taught him, there is always a feeling of being doubly beaten out of this guy's mouth.

Qianjiang Kazuo wanted to say something, but Mikako put her hands on her hips, pointed at his nose, and said loudly, "You give up! It's more realistic to go home and practice how to eat noodles with your nose! I've done it!"

He Ma suddenly laughed, what do you mean you've all practiced? Are you saying this to show your self-confidence, or to show your lack of self-confidence?

Associate Professor Qianjiang Yinan was confused: "?"

The host Onodera clapped his hands at this time and said, "Everyone, everyone is ready, everyone is ready, we recorded the opening remarks before the official start. When the live broadcast starts, we will use the pre-recorded opening remarks to win the time, with a delay of about two minutes. Live."

A delay of two minutes means that the displayed picture is delayed by two minutes compared to the actual picture in the studio. This is to give the director time to deal with the broadcast accident.

If something goes wrong, the director can calmly cut off the screen.

Qianjiang Kazuo snorted, with a "let's see when we get to the podium", turned around and walked towards the podium.

At this moment, a young man hurried in, stopped Qianjiang Kazuo, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Qianjiang Yinan's face changed greatly: "Really?"

The young man nodded.

Chie Kazuo glared at Mikako, turned and walked out of the studio.

The host of Onodera hurried up to stop him: "Go there, it's about to start!"

"I'm leaving! I'm not recording anymore!" Qianjiang Yinan waved his hand.

Mikako: "Why are you leaving! Stay and eat noodles!"

At this moment, Onodera pressed the earphone, and it seemed that he also got the news from the director. He still pulled Professor Qianji Kazuo: "Professor, please don't go, we have paid the notice fee. The British Special Air Service raided Grande Air Force Base, destroyed all remaining Argentine Fish missiles and grabbed a transport plane to retreat..."

He Ma was shocked, knowing that the special air crew was a slut, but it was too stubborn.

The British in another time and space also had such a plan, but in the end they gave up, because it was too dangerous, and there was basically no return.

This time and space they really did it, and they even grabbed the Argentine transport plane and ran away...

No, wait a minute!

He Ma suddenly realized why this time and space are so different from their previous life.

There are really tough guys in this time and space!

It's the literal meaning!

Fleshly airborne, dismantling machine guns with bare hands, cutting tanks with knives...

Qianjiang Kazuo was about to respond to Onodera when suddenly a picture of a white man appeared on the big screen of the studio.

This person wears a "fly-head" gas mask on his head without pulling down the mask. In his lifetime, this gas mask has become a symbol of the Royal Special Air Service.

His tactical vest looks professional, armed to the teeth. The armband of the Royal Special Air Service is clearly visible on his left arm.

Mikako looked at the big screen: "Wow, who is this, my family and Ma Ku are coming soon."

Host Onodera introduced: "This is the photo we just found in the news photo library. It is the previous photo of Captain Price who was the commander of the raid."

And Marten had no doubts that the Royal Air Service was able to break into the Grande Air Force Base in the heart of Argentina, and then run.

He has experienced the adventures of Captain Price in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series in a previous life.

Chie Kazuo took advantage of Onodera's explanation to Mikako, threw off his hand and walked towards the studio door.

Onodera shouted to his back: "If you leave like this, I will say on the program later that Associate Professor Qianjiang Kazuo ran away because of the sudden news!"

Qianjiang Kazuo stopped and looked back at Onodera through gritted teeth.

"We are also a news program after all," Onodera spread his hands to him, "Seeking truth from facts is our aim."

Qianjiang Kazuo walked towards the studio with a bitter face.

He Ma looked down at his profile and wanted to write him a song "Washing Seaweed".

Wait for everyone, and the filming of the title begins.

After a short break after filming, the live broadcast begins.

Mikako enjoys looking at the camera.

Onoji asked her when she saw it: "Miss Fujii, you are so happy, what's the matter with you?"

And Ma had the illusion that Mikako was going to answer "I think of something happy" for a moment.

But Mikako didn't. She replied: "The Special Air Service Corps killed all the remaining flying fish missiles. Of course I'm happy! This way I'll win the bet!"

As if afraid that the audience would not remember what kind of bet it was, Onodera hurriedly asked, "Is it the bet that eats noodles with your nose?"

Bad or you are bad.

Mikako nodded: "Yes! I'll tell you, just because there are flying fish in Argentina, I've been having trouble sleeping lately. Later, in order to make myself sleep soundly, I came up with a brilliant idea, that is, put my nose I have eaten noodles for practice sessions, and I can eat them perfectly every time, so I won’t be afraid of being on TV, and I won’t be afraid of insomnia!”

Although Onodera doesn't burn her head, she dutifully praises her: "You really practiced!"

"Really! I'm proficient. I'll go to the Super Change when I'm ready."

Onodera: "Isn't that the shed next door to us? Can you still betray on the spot when you come to record the show?"

The audience burst into laughter.

He Ma looked back at the audience and thought that Mikako might really have the talent to talk about comics and become a comedian.

Qianjiang Yinan's face was ashen, and he sat on the stage looking like he didn't want to talk.

But who is Onodera? He is the best at lifting a pot without opening it, so he turned to Kazuo Qianjiang and asked, "So what's Associate Professor Qianjiang's comment on this special air crew's action?"

At the same time as the questioning, the picture of the Captain Price that had just been shown to everyone appeared on the big screen.

"History tells us that the outcome of the war..." Qianjiang Kazuo said that he could no longer speak, and he was silent for a few seconds before he resumed the conversation, "The outcome of the war will not be due to one or two advanced weapons, and one or two A successful tactical operation changes. In the Pacific War, Japan also had many successful tactical operations, but..."

Mikako interrupted him: "You take the Pacific War as an example, but according to the Pacific War, as long as you compare the industrial strength to know which side will win, Argentina has no chance at all. You might as well say the French Suddenly decided not to get stuck in Argentina's neck, and sent 100 Flying Fish missiles newly ordered by Argentina to Argentina, and then the UK would not be able to hit it."

Qianjiang a man with a dark face, did not respond.

Seeing that Onodera was about to get cold, she immediately interjected to chat with Mikako: "Ms. Fujii, you always believed that the French weapons have special settings for British ships. This time the flying fish scored twice, do you think this is incompatible with The characteristics of the French weapons?"

"It must be! The French have hated the British since the Hundred Years' War..."

Mikako begins her usual rhetoric.

Professor Qianjiang Kazuo didn't speak a few times throughout the program.

**

The next day, Kazuma had just returned from get out of class at Dongda University. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Mikako running out of the living room with a newspaper in hand, and ran to the porch with a bang: "Kazuma! I'm making headlines again!"

He Ma actually saw the newspaper at school. The newspaper used a half-length photo of Mikako, with the large text: intellectual, beautiful, and a little naive and romantic.

The small print is: New-age women are showing their glamour.

By the way, this newspaper was given to Kazuma by Professor Mita during class, because he is the co-writer of this special report. He not only commented on Mikako, but also introduced to the newspaper that he is currently studying at the University of Tokyo. situation of girls.

To be honest, Kazuma, who knew the real side of Mikako, saw this front page and the string of comments, except for being speechless.

Intelligence, beauty, innocence and romance, where are these three words related to the monkey?

Oh no, beauty is all about it.

But her personality often makes people involuntarily ignore her appearance!

Mikako: "Talk to Ma! Talk to me! I'm on the front page again, won't you make a statement?"

Speaking of Perfect Jiazi, he walked around Hema with a "please praise me" expression.

Because Kazuma was standing at the entrance and hadn't changed her shoes, she had to walk around the entrance and onto the tatami.

Kawama: "If you go further, you will trample the entrance to the ground, and Chiyoko will cut you again."

"Wow, I forgot!" Mikako jumped back on the tatami and checked her feet for dirt.

He Ma asked again: "How about the school's simulated think tank?"

"Well, it's alright." Mikako scratched her head, "The report is almost finished, and I feel more and more that the report will be appropriated by someone else's name, so I don't really want to write it seriously. There are a lot of predictions in the back that I don't follow what you taught me, I just wrote them casually."

He Ma laughed: "That's right, Mikako, everyone will dig a hole."

"That's right. How smart I am. So what do you think about me being on the front page?"

"If you really become Minister of Foreign Affairs, then you can make this front page every day." He Ma took off his shoes and entered the house, "I'm going to write a report."

"Kazuma, you actually wrote your own report! Where's Tamamo?"

"Going to the revision meeting, feedback on her book's first overhaul is coming." He Ma responded.

When the voice fell, the door behind him opened, and when Qingliu entered the door, she shouted: "Hema! Our country is fifty percent!"

He Ma "looked back" and touched Qingliu's head: "Oh, so good."

Then he saw Ah Mao standing outside the door with an envelope in his hand, his face ashen.

He Ma instantly understood: "Amao, come first. Don't worry too much about the mock exam. After all, it's just the first mock test, and there are still nearly five months until the exam in March next year."

Amao nodded before stepping into the entrance.

He pursed his lips tightly, looking uncomfortable.

He Ma turned his head to the kitchen and shouted, "Chiyoko, we have lunch today!"

"Eh? Don't be like this, this month's food bill is already overrun!" Chiyoko ran out with a look of reasoning with Kazuma, and she was stunned when she saw Ah Mao's expression, "This... Ah Mao, did you do well in the test?"

He Ma: "Okay, you can get something for your brain to eat today."

Chiyoko nodded: "Okay!"

At this moment, Ah Mao sighed and looked up at Kazuma: "Master~IndoMTL.com~ I think in the past five months, I have reduced my part-time work—no, let it go and concentrate on the exam. Yes. Let me, do you owe some money?"

Amo has always paid for his meals and accommodation in Kiryu Dojo, and also subsidizes the dojo's household.

However, part-time work does take up a lot of his time, which reduces his review time a lot.

So He Ma fully understands his request.

The University of Tokyo is not a school where a prodigal son who has just turned back for more than a year can get into the school while working part-time and preparing for the exam.

So he nodded with Ma: "No problem. I'll take care of the money. You continue to live here and go all out to review."

Amao knelt down to Hema with a bang, and slammed a slap: "Teacher's great kindness, I will never forget it for the rest of my life!"

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