I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 26: Diversion

When Ma and Ma came out of the locker room and waited behind the stage curtain, Nichinan Rica had already made her opening remarks on the stage.

Probably introduce why the two sides fight.

When talking about weirdos and combatants first, Jonny and the others came on stage and turned some somersaults, and then Nianna led the children to call the righteous Superman Seaman to come out to punish the wicked.

Waiting for the stage with the horse in the background, I feel weird inside.

It is trivial to be worth hundreds of millions after someone else has traveled through a year. It's not that there is no poverty, such as Klein, but after a year of crossing, they are already going to hit Sequence 0. On the other hand, Hema doesn't even have a waiver.

Alas, people are more popular than dead people.

In order not to live in the container, Kazuma has to work hard to make money.

At this time, Niinan Rica's voice came from outside the stage: "Now, let's call for the hero of justice, Seaman!"

The children followed her and shouted.

There are quite a few children listening to the sound.

He Ma strode onto the stage and glanced at the auditorium, only to see the pig stock director standing at the back of the auditorium, with his hands folded in front of his chest, looking at He and Ma with the eyes of the pigs to be slaughtered in the market. horse.

——What's the matter, this is to see if the salary you open is worth the price?

He Ma didn't want to find a reason to deduct money for Zhugu, and immediately decided to give him a great show.

So he lunged forward, jumped up, and performed an aerial split.

Where did the children below see this, they immediately cheered.

Unfortunately, the stage is a bit small, and when Hema finished his splits in the air and landed on the other side of the stage, Hema had to turn around and come back to continue the movement.

As soon as he turned around, he saw the combatant who suggested him to do a backflip, so he remembered the backflip, and he stood still when the plane stopped, then took the backflip.

He flipped straight off the stage.

The children shouted again.

As soon as I landed with the horse, I secretly said: It's broken, I will be deducted from the money now.

That won't work, no one wants to deduct my salary, no one wants to!

The stage in the shopping mall is about half a person tall, wearing a heavy leather jacket to go up, a normal person must be like the old father in Zhu Ziqing's "Back View" who went across the railway to buy oranges.

He jumped up with a swish, grabbed the iron bracket on the edge of the stage and pulled it, and people went up.

Not only did he go up, but he also flew higher than the stage.

Then he thought, I'm like this, let's just keep doing it, and the stage effects will be full.

So he used the power of Jack Chen's series of entries, climbed up to the steel frame hanging lights at the top of the stage, and stood on it with a POSE overlooking the enemy.

Because he was standing high, and the place itself was the roof top of the mall, the wind was strong, so the red scarf on the horseskin was blown up by the wind.

Standing on the steel frame with the horse, thinking about what it was all about just now, how did it become like this when I fell off the stage with one mistake, I'm sick, maybe I've been infected with the inner monkey for a long time recently ?

But the children were so happy that they all clapped and clapped desperately.

A few of the parents also looked very happy - especially the male parents, with the words "Fuck I want to wear a leather cover and play like this" on their faces.

Not only those who came to watch the performance, but the others who were resting and eating normally on the rooftop were now focused on Hema's side.

Because the location of Kazuma Station is really high, you can see the red scarf floating from anywhere in this rooftop plaza.

He Ma looks down on the stage, played by Johnny's weirdo, and the three combatants, wondering how this will end.

At this time he heard Jonny mutter: "Why the fuck?"

He Ma replied to him in his heart: I don't know either, so I just followed the trend.

Sure enough, I've been with Mikako for a long time recently, and it's a little funny.

Never mind, it's not a problem to be standing all the time, say your lines and then go down and play - yes, Kazuma's character still has lines, but it's a very old-fashioned superhero line.

And no need to memorize, just say the same lines on stage.

After all, the main narrative of this performance is narration—that is, Japanese cuisine.

Kawama: "The evil organization with many evils, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

After he finished speaking, he jumped and made a rolling motion like a Contra character in the air, and when he landed, he also put on the POSE that Snake appeared in "Metal Gear Solid 2".

This part-time job is better than I imagined—the child who never grows up in Kazuma cried out with joy.

Combatant C screamed and rushed up.

He Ma always felt that he wanted to be knocked down quickly and lay on the ground to fish.

So he casually thumped Combatant C on the chest—no force of course. Hema's muscles are too hard for ordinary people to bear.

Combatant C immediately screamed in response to the task, and was about to roll away.

He Ma didn't let him go, grabbed him by the waist, picked him up and smashed him as a weapon at another rushing combatant.

——Want to lie down and earn wages? It's not that simple, let me make good use of your use value!

Another Combatant - Call him Combatant B because he has the letter B on his holster - Combatant B is shocked, he has been in this stage play for so long and he has never seen a man as a weapon The wheel, in the process of shock, was thrown to the ground by the wheel.

He Ma watched Combatant B fall and threw Combatant C next to him.

He controls the strength of these movements very well, and it should be fine for the two of them to wear such thick leather covers.

The remaining combatant, A, looked at the horse and turned to him, then glanced at the two brothers lying side by side on the ground, and raised his hand to himself with a heart - of course not really hitting - and then oh It fell to the ground with a bang.

The children in the audience were overjoyed and burst into laughter.

That leaves Jonny playing the weirdo.

I can't see Jonny's expression through the holster and horse, but anyone who guesses knows he must be very embarrassed at this time.

According to the script, it's time for Jonny to beat up Hema and deflate Hema.

But now that He Ma is acting so aggressively, Jonny, who plays the weirdo, is naturally under a lot of pressure.

He needs to be more aggressive than Hema.

However, that's unlikely, because Kazuma is the hero of Osaka, the trainer of Mikako Fujii, the Khaleesi of Kagoshima...

Actually, Hema's idea is very simple. After Jonny started to attack, he resisted a few times symbolically. When Jonny used a flying kick, he performed Neymar roll on the ground.

Because I didn't want to get a kick in vain, Kazuma fell to the ground and started rolling when he was ready to start with each other.

It can also look weird.

And Ma heard Jonny take a deep breath - he was worthy of the wolf's ears, and he could hear the sound of inhalation and heartbeat through such a thick leather cover.

Johnny then exclaimed, "Damn Superman! How dare you hurt my combatants! I'll make you pay!"

Although the lines are terrible, I can tell that Johnny's lines are good.

He charges at Hema, waving two pincer-like arms.

He Ma originally wanted to fight Johnny back and forth a few times, but only then did he realize that this guy's holstered hands made it impossible for him to perform martial arts moves like those in Hong Kong kung fu movies.

Johnny, who is a weirdo, can only attack with wide open and close.

This kind of attack and horse dodge should not be too simple.

He subconsciously dodged three times before thinking that he should be beaten here.

But as a martial artist, it's a shame to be hit by such an attack!

"Damn Superman!" Johnny yelled, "Hiding around like a loach! It's annoying, let's try this!"

Johnny poses as he speaks, and the light on the holster starts to glow.

I have to say that the leather case for this broken show is really well done.

But the problem is, Hema is a newcomer, and he has no idea what the effect of Jonny's move is.

A child in the audience is shouting: "It's Flamingo light!"

——What is flamingo light!

Forget it, Kazuma decided to show a very painful look to deal with it.

"Uh, ah ah ah!" Kazuma shouted.

Johnny: "Jie Jie Jie, my flamenco light has a million horsepower!"

It seems that Jonny has also watched Hong Kong comics at ordinary times.

"Let me finish you with this last blow! Die, Seaman!" Jonny made a run.

He Ma didn't wait for him to run, and went straight to the ground, and then started Neymar's roll. Generally in the Kamen Rider series, it is the responsibility of the second rider to perform the Neymar roll, and the horse is clearly the main rider, or rolls up.

Johnny: "Why did you lie down before I kicked?"

"Doesn't it seem that your legs are accurate?" He Ma, who was lying on the ground, responded.

The children burst into laughter.

Rina Niinan used the narration to force the plot forward: "Superman is at stake! He needs our strength! Let's call his name together! Come, 1, 2!"

The children below shouted together: "Seaman!"

At this time, there was a circle of people around the theater, and many adults who came up to the rooftop to buy some food and drink after shopping in the mall also gathered.

It's all thanks to Kazuma's exaggerated performances.

Many of them also shouted with a coax mentality.

The director of Zhugu probably never thought in his life that his small project could be so eye-catching, and he was very happy to shout.

Lying on the ground with the horse, thinking about how to get up, is it better to stand up despite being seriously injured but still relying on unyielding will, or is it better to stand up as a carp?

In the end, he chose the carp to stand up, sprinted up to the steel frame at the top of the stage, threw the red scarf back on the holster, and looked down at Johnny Freak with his hands on his hips.

Johnny looked up at Kazuma and muttered, "Fuck you, come again?"

He Ma put a pose on the steel frame: "A hero of justice, as long as there is evil in the world, he will never fall! Die, Jonny!"

After speaking, He Ma realized that he had revealed the stage name of the "Man in the Middle" in the holster.

But forget it, forget it.

He jumped off the steel frame, posing in the air like a knight kick -- a falling knight kick!

Johnny: "It will kill people!"

He threw himself to the side while shouting, dodging a kick from the sky.

He landed with the horse, raising his hands in a victory pose.

Nichinan cuisine: "In this way, the tranquility of Tokyo has been guarded, which is gratifying and gratifying!"

After speaking, she also came to the stage, standing beside Kazuma while applauding.

The other holster actors also all stood up at this time, standing in a row with Kazuma, hand in hand for the curtain call.

He Ma took Niinan Rica's hand with his right hand, her hand was small, smooth, and a little cold.

The children in the audience are very happy, this is probably the most wonderful hero stage performance they have ever seen.

The big friends who were watching were also very happy. After all, it is not often seen that the holster actor jumped on the steel frame.

The director of Zhugu is very happy. If the evaluation of the theater is high, his evaluation will naturally rise, and maybe he will get the opportunity to transfer back to the head office.

When you return to the head office, you will have the opportunity to use the method of working years to endure the minister.

Because the audience was very enthusiastic, He Ma and others bowed twice more before stepping down.

Arrived backstage and the horse took off the helmet for the first time.

The moment the helmet was taken off, a stream of white air emerged from the collar of the holster—in the winter, the hot and humid water vapor meets the cold air outside to form this thing.

Then cold air poured in from the neckline, making Kazuma a lot more comfortable.

Niannan Li Cai came up and held Kazuma's hand: "It's great! As expected of a master! Your performance is amazing!"

Johnny, who also just took off his helmet, asked suspiciously, "Master? Is this popular among young people?"

"No, I'm learning kendo at Kiryu-senpai's dojo."

Combatant C teased with that yin and yang tone: "Hey, are you just learning kendo? I can't see it, but also learned a lot of physiological hygiene knowledge?"

Nichinan Rica frowned: "It's just kendo! Senior Kiryu is well-informed, and the girls in the dojo are prettier than me."

Combatant B nodded: "It seems to be the case. I remember that the weekly report Fang Chun said that the Kiryu Dojo is like a general's great mystery."

“What is Daao?” Combatant A asked suspiciously.

“Don’t you know Daao? Don’t you watch Dahe dramas?” Combatant B asked in surprise.

Combatant A: "Don't watch it, do you have to watch it?"

"Of course, it's something to consolidate our national character. The Japanese should see it, but it's not Japanese."

He Ma raised his eyebrows, wondering how the words sounded familiar.

At this moment, the director of Zhugu hurried over, pushed away the Japanese food in front of Hema, and then held Hema's hand: "Great! You are the talent our mall needs! I have already I said hello to the personnel department of the mall, you can join tomorrow, go to the security department, usually work in the security department, and come to perform in the afternoon!"

He Ma: "Thank you for your kindness, but please allow me to decline."

The director of Zhugu was shocked: "Why? After working in this job for a year, you have the hope of becoming a regular member!"

In the opinion of the director of Zhugu, "being able to become a member of the general club" is probably a magic word. As long as he says it, no one will thank him.

So he looked at Kazuma with a "Young man what are you doing crazy" look.

He Ma: "No reason, I still have class..."

The director of Zhugu waved his hand and interrupted Hema: "What's the use of class! Look at this person!"

He points to Jonny.

"This person has been taking training courses in the firm for several years, but he is still developing. The firm has even cancelled his qualification for free classes, and now he needs to pay the firm to go to the firm for classes. .

"I don't have a job, so I can only play a weirdo with a leather jacket. If it weren't for the fact that he beat Pachinko and made a lot of money, he wouldn't even be able to pay the rent!

"It's hard to get into the entertainment industry. The last class was much better than the entertainment industry. Look at those female stars, many of them ended up marrying members of ordinary clubs!"

Johnny's expression at this time shows that he is very uncomfortable. The words of the director of Zhugu are basically two knives in his heart and salt.

The director of pig stocks didn't realize it at all, or realized it, but didn't care at all.

He Ma decided to vent for Johnny, so he said, "I'm not in the show business."

"Then what are you going to do?" Director Zhugu glanced at Nichinan's dishes and seemed to remember something, "By the way, Nichinan seems to be learning kendo at a dojo, are you running a kendo dojo? What's the use of that? Ah, unless you can become a famous kendo legend, the kind that can get the announcement of the TV program, or your dojo can't make any money at all!"

He Ma felt like he had been stabbed in the heart.

Yes, dojos don't make money, and no one knows this better than me.

In order not to be driven by my sister to live in the container, I came out to do this kind of work.

Zhu Gu misunderstood Hema's expression, he took a step forward, his fat body was almost on Hema's body, but fortunately there was a leather cover that would not be too disgusting.

"Come to work with me, and after one year, you will become a regular member of the club. After that, you will never have to worry about being fired. The company will take care of the rest of your life. As long as you work hard, you can continue to be promoted. It's yours! This is the great road."

Kawama: "Sorry, I'm not interested in this road. I'm a student at the University of Tokyo."

The director of pig stocks was stunned.

After graduating from the University of Tokyo, no matter what department, whether the major is the right one or not, if they enter the company, they will be higher than his supervisor.

The graduate of Dongda University will immediately become his immediate boss as soon as he enters the company and parachutes into this mall.

More importantly, the students of Dongda University are different from the branch manager who can't be transferred back to the head office. If enough, recall the head office directly.

And a supervisor like him, even if he can return to the head office, will eventually be promoted to a minister.

As long as the graduates of Dongda University are not too bad at life, they will be professional level in a few years.

Together University students, described in One Piece's system, are equivalent to Japan's Tianlong people reserve army.

Zhu Gu hurriedly released He Ma's hand, took two steps back, and his attitude changed suddenly: "Dongda's favorite, what do you mean by coming to me to play a hero show?"

He Ma thought nonsense, I'm short of money.

But before he could speak, the director of Zhugu had already come to his own conclusion: "Oh, I see! This is that, that that that! Come from the masses, go to the masses! Dongda, I Got it!"

He Ma looked at the director of pig stocks unexpectedly: What do you mean? Everyone knows that Dongda is a left-wing lair?

But in this era, this perception is not wrong. Even if the entire Japanese society turned to the right, many professors at Dongda University still adhere to the left-wing position.

The director of Zhugu added: "It turned out to be a student of Dongda University. No wonder I can perform the show so well. No wonder it is no wonder. I didn't say anything about what happened today. Go first."

After saying that, Zhugu turned around and ran.

Ricai Niinan smiled and said, "Senior, your identity as a Dongdasheng is as easy to use as the waist card of Mito Huangmen. I have never seen such a miserable pig stock executive, senior, you have done a good job. This guy always looks at me with lustful eyes."

He Ma: "Men will be fascinated when they see you?"

As he spoke, he also glanced at Nichinan's chest muscles~IndoMTL.com~ Nonsense, senior, you don't look at me that way. ' complained the Japanese cuisine.

He Ma was about to respond when he noticed Jonny's sullen face and his brows furrowed.

He Ma threw down the Japanese cuisine and patted Jonny on the shoulder: "Don't care what that kind of person says."

"No, he's right." Jonny looked at Kazuma, "If I hadn't mastered the weakness of the pachinko machines in several arcade halls, I'd be on the street by now. Maybe It's time to let go of unrealistic fantasies and admit that you're a normal person."

Johnny looked at Hema with a slightly tired smile: "I'm 28 years old. If I don't wake up, I won't even have the opportunity to go to the factory to do manual work. Take advantage of the current economic boom and be honest. After working in a factory in Tokyo for a few years to save some money, I returned to my hometown to build a similar house and marry a similar wife..."

He and Ma thought he was going to RAP for a while, but Jonny glanced at Nichinan and smiled, "I was thinking that in the future, I must marry a wife as energetic as Nichinan-chan."

He Ma glanced at Nichinan and admitted that she was indeed very motivated.

Johnny shook his head, tucked the freak's helmet under his arm, and walked to the locker room.

**

Meanwhile, Wellbeing Technology Marketing.

Marketing researcher Shid Ansheng told the deputy director of the marketing department: "This is a survey report of several competing products on the market. We traced their manufacturers and analyzed their shareholding structure.

"The largest of these companies producing competing products is the Nanjo Consortium's industry."

The head of the marketing department was speechless: "Is it the Nanjo Consortium? Isn't that related to Kiryu and Ma? Is the news confirmed?"

De Ansheng nodded: "Yes."

"Understood, I will inform Mr. Hechuan Farong immediately."