I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 29: Film experience
After the decision was made, the group and the horse set off.
Because Amo was also going, Chiyoko naturally followed, and Chiyoko came, and Qingliu would definitely not be willing to watch the house alone, and as a result, she and Ma went to the central station in a mighty way.
He Ma left a note to Tamamo, who will arrive at the dojo at 9:00, informing her of the family's movements - there is no way without a mobile phone, and it is not intentional to exclude her.
When I got to Central Station, Johnny, who was waiting there, was not well.
"What are you guys? Family outing for a walk?" he asked.
He immediately went to put his arms around his shoulders: "How is it possible, it's winter now, I can't even see a little green, where can I go out for a walk."
There is no such thing as a "green hat" in Japan, so Johnny obviously didn't associate green with any other meaning. He answered with a serious face: "The deputy supervisor will be angry with so many people running to the set."
"We will watch from a distance and will not interfere with the filming." He Ma patted his chest, "You believe me."
"I don't believe it or not! It's fine if I'm a wrist. Big-name actors often bring their related people to the set to play, but I'm not."
Kazuma: "I am. I am the famous martial arts instructor who helped Taiying Pictures film the Tokyo Express."
Johnny hesitated to speak, but finally compromised: "Okay, you all come along, anyway, I'm just a small role to replace the original leather actor when he was injured, and if I get scolded, I will be scolded. Anyway, next time without me."
He Ma: "Isn't it right, isn't it me who replaces the injury?"
"Yes, originally I was the only one to replace one person, but then another one was injured, so the deputy supervisor asked me if I had any friends who could be pulled out, so I would take the first class."
He Ma raised his eyebrows. He originally wanted to try and see if Ah Mao could also play a leather case to change his mood.
Next, led by Jonny, the group set off from Grand Central Station and headed straight to the set.
On the set, Jonny led everyone into the filming area.
Chiyoko looked around as she followed and muttered, "This environment is a bit familiar."
"That's because many outdoor scenes are shot here." Jonny said, pointing to the cliff on the left, "Look at that over there, that's where Yasugi Kyoko committed suicide in the testimony."
Chiyoko made a sound of oh, and then laughed: "Is that cliff so short? It looks very tall in the movie!"
"It's impossible to shoot that kind of scene with a very high cliff! It's the magic of the movie to make that kind of cliff feel very high." Jonny said with some pride, and he stopped. Step down, "Okay, this is the location of Kamen Rider!"
Amo looked around and said with emotion: "Oh, it does look familiar, so every Kamen Rider field battle is fought here?"
"No, I will also go to the city to shoot some exterior scenes, but if there is an explosion scene in the storyboard, I will shoot it here." After Johnny finished speaking, his eyes suddenly turned to the back of everyone.
So He Ma also turned his head and looked behind him, and saw a squat man wearing a Giants baseball cap hurriedly walking towards this side, shouting as he walked, "You are in today's group performance, right? Why are you here now? Hurry up and change your clothes!"
Johnny stood on tiptoe and waved: "Deputy Supervisor, it's me! This is my friend who came to visit the studio!"
The fat man in the baseball cap frowned immediately: "Your friend? Came to visit? You bastard! Who do you think you are! This is a film set, not an amusement park! Your friends come and visit if they want? I'll agree, and then There are so many people in the crew, what if everyone's friends want to come? Get out!"
Johnny hurriedly stepped forward and said in a good voice: "Deputy Director, I even brought you a holster actor! Look who this is! It's the martial arts instructor of the Tokyo Express..."
"Are you an idiot? That kind of quasi-pornography that sells **** and thighs, how can you compare it to our Kamen Rider?"
After scolding, the deputy supervisor turned his head to look at He Ma and said impatiently, "Who is that martial arts instructor?"
And immediately step forward.
The deputy supervisor squinted and looked at Kazuma, and suddenly his face changed: "You guys are so familiar, the martial arts should not be out of the picture, I shouldn't have seen you before?"
He Ma smiled: "It may be familiar because I'm on the front page of the news from time to time."
The deputy supervisor tried hard to recall, and then exclaimed "Oh": "It's you! What's up with Kiryu?"
"Kawama, Kiryu and Ma." After that, Kazuma wanted to sign up for the name of the dish.
The deputy supervisor patted his head: "Yes, it's you, let's say it earlier. Wait a minute, what about the girl who used to be on the front page of the serious daily? Why didn't she come? She can make a cameo when she comes. A passer-by who is responsible for screaming, I can give her a close-up after discussing with the supervisor."
He Ma thought to himself, good guy, although this is the 1980s, Deputy Supervisor Sang has already mastered the tricks of eyeball economy.
He Ma laughed: "She is now participating in a simulated think tank at Sophia University, and she is busy producing reports."
Mikako also had to make an appearance at Sophia University on Sunday in order to simulate what happened in the think tank—despite her complaining about it, she went anyway.
The deputy superintendent looked regretful: "Well, it's good, very good. We are about to start filming, and the dressing room is over there. Do you have any experience in holster performance?"
He Ma thought that was too much. I recently worked in a shopping mall, and my main job was to climb up to the steel frame at the top of the stage in a leather cover and look down at everyone.
Before he could talk to Ma, Jonny interjected, "He and I are working together at the hero show in the mall, and the holster show is amazing."
The deputy supervisor glanced at Jonny, slightly dissatisfied, but didn't say much, just waved: "Go and change clothes. Jonny, you know the way, take this person who is on the set for the first time there.
"Other people, there are awnings and mineral water over there, you go there and stay there and don't interfere with the filming, especially don't see Feiyou screaming, or go up to hand over water to sign or something, absolutely don't do it !”
Everyone responded in unison: "I know!"
The deputy director pouted, turned and walked towards the camera crew who were preparing for the start of the machine.
Johnny patted Hema on the shoulder: "Let's go and put on the holster. Today, two monster holsters, you choose the style you like, and leave the rest to me."
Nodding with the horse.
Actually, the enemies in Kamen Rider are called monsters, not monsters. The monsters were fought by Ultraman, but Jonny obviously doesn't care about that.
When I mentioned little monsters, I couldn't help but associate with Ma, and I thought of the character Uesugi Eri Yi in the dragon clan in the south of the Yangtze River - she is also a "little monster", I don't know if there is a leather case for her. Wear - what R-rated content I'm thinking about!
When I got to the locker room, the holsters of the two weirdos were already hanging there. When the staff saw Johnny coming in, they immediately said, "You guys have come, this is the Wuwei you're looking for, right? Yes, the muscles are great... ...Huh? Why does your face look familiar?"
Kazuma: "I am Kiryu Kazuma, the hero of Osaka..."
"Oh, you are that apple swordsman!" the staff said happily, "I am also a fan of kendo, I know you gave a dark horse school to a string of four with an apple! Awesome!"
He Ma was speechless: "Yes, that's me too, but the title of Apple Swordsman..."
"He's pretty cool! How about we put an apple on top of your freak holster?"
Stop it!
He Ma piled up a smile: "It's too late, let's just do it. I think the leather covers of these two weirdos are very handsome. I choose this one."
After He and Ma selected the eccentric character, the staff brought the script: "The holster has no mouth, so the lines you say are all assigned later, you just need to make a move when you want to say the lines. /
"You first look at the lines and decide how to move.
"How about the fight, just ask about the arrangement of the scene, including where to appear, there will be a commander at the scene. Don't worry and be bold."
He Ma nodded: "That's easy."
"Look first, we'll help you put on the holster." The staff member said, "Just raise your leg and stretch your hand when we need to cooperate."
"Oh" with the horse.
He then took a rough look at the script while the staff helped him put on the holster.
"Wait a minute, this script, so Erqi is going to be crushed in this game?" Kazuma asked immediately after reading the script.
"Yes, that's how the plot is arranged. So later on, there will be moments of mighty people, not one-sided beatings." The staff member said, "Master Apple Swordsman can give full play to his strength."
He Ma raised our eyebrows, thinking that I would use my strength to the fullest, fearing that the actor in the holster would be seriously injured and carried away.
At this time, Jonny said: "He crawls things very fast, and he is very nimble. Maybe later he can climb up to the shelf near the field and use the sun rays of Mascaras!"
Mascaras is a famous Mexican wrestler known for his fondness for wearing a mask. In addition, wrestling has a lot of performance components, so famous players have very cool big moves.
Mascaras' ultimate is "The Sun's Rays Go Down".
The original name of this ult was not that cool, but after it was translated to Japan, it was filled up twice.
He and Ma recalled Mascaras' trick, then nodded, "You can try it."
At this time, another group of holstered actors wearing Kamen Rider holsters opened the door.
And the horse happened to be wearing a hood, so the holster actor playing Kamen Rider didn't see his face.
"Who's going to hit me with the sun's rays?" Erqi's leather-covered actor asked in a coquettish tone, "It's better not to do this, I'm going to run to another studio, I have a film appointment this season. Laman, although they are all supporting roles and supporting roles, but I have a hunch that my road to dominate the showbiz will start from here."
He Ma wanted to lift the man's holster mask to see what kind of face he had, such a stinky fart.
The holster of the main rider is very polite, like an old socialist: "This kind of work, even if it is very hard to play, will let you play more holsters, the most advanced one is Dui clan amnesty is launched, and I have already played red to the point of vomiting."
In the special film of the team, the characters will be called according to the color of the battle clothes. RED is generally the captain character, and the character and so on are also in line with the American team in the Marvel Avengers.
The holster of the two riders was speechless: "It's good for you to play the team special photo, at least there is pink to help you in the fight. I played all face-to-face roles, and I didn't play, and I didn't even want to wipe the oil. opportunity."
And the horse couldn't tell for a while whether the two-riding holster actor was in Versailles or was really complaining about not having a chance to wipe his oil.
Anyway, Kazuma is sure that he hates this two-riding holster actor very much.
This has nothing to do with the character, it just simply hates the person in the holster.
So he made up his mind that he would kick this guy so hard that he would roll on the ground more diligently than Neymar.
If I can't do this, I won't be called the Apple Swordsman!
Because the weirdo's holster can't see the expression, Erqi's holster actor didn't notice Kazuma's thoughts at all, and sat there and said to himself: "Damn, in terms of appearance, I can compare to the one who played Erqi. He's so much more handsome, why does he show his face in front of the audience, I'm going to play the holster."
Kamen Rider frowned and asked, "Don't you like playing Kamen Rider in a holster?"
"How can you like it, this thing is so heavy, it's so hot, and it smells bad. Only children would like to wear this kind of thing and put on that silly pose?"
As soon as Erqi finished speaking, the actor of Yiqi scolded: "Shut up, the supervisor knows that you think this way, you will lose your job. The holster actor can be changed at will, anyway, the audience can't see it. "
The Erqi actor shut up cursingly.
Normally, others would not be able to hear what he said, but Kazuma has super hearing ability, so he heard it clearly.
The Erqi actor scolded and said, "The **** office also asks Lao Tzu to attend some acting workshops, so that Lao Tzu spends so much money in vain. As a result, the work introduced to Lao Tzu is either a trick with no lines or such a fundamental A **** that doesn't need acting."
And the horse frowned.
—acting workshop?
Generally speaking, this kind of actor development agency will have training courses to improve their acting skills and other various qualities. These are generally free for the members of the agency.
But according to Erqi actor, his agency asked him to pay for the acting workshop.
He Ma: "Er Qi-sang, did the acting workshop you went to give you blue pills?"
The actor of Erqi was shocked: "Fuck~IndoMTL.com~ How did you hear what I just said to myself? You are not good! Very bad! You have to respect everyone's privacy, understand! "
He Ma thought to himself, don't talk about your privacy, mother, if you say it yourself and be heard, and then blame my ears, is this reasonable?
The actor of Erqi continued: "Also! Don't talk nonsense, there are people like Feiyou who abuse anesthetics to relieve stress, but I don't! I'm very clean!"
He Ma nodded on the surface, thinking that you will wait for Lao Tzu later, I can't kick you to death.
At this time, the field manager came over with a clipboard and knocked on the door of the locker room: "The weirdo comes on stage first, and the leather case is ready. After the transformation is finished, it will come to you."
The Erqi, who was sitting on a chair just now, stood up and moved his muscles and bones: "Okay, let's finish filming, and then go have a good time. Damn, I should go clubbing and chatting up on Sunday..."
He Ma listened to what he said, and looked down at the pair of pliers on his hands - they were quite heavy, and the power to hit someone was probably not low.
The field manager urged: "Hurry up! The supervisor is waiting!"