I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 30: Do you like a weirdo who can be a 1-character horse?
He and Ma came out of the locker room and looked at the awning for the first time, and then saw Chiyoko looking this way, apparently trying to determine who was his brother.
So He Ma deliberately stretched his shoulders, widened the distance between his legs, and took a crab step.
Chiyoko immediately showed a "found idiot brother" expression.
She seems to be using her mouth shape to say something to this side. Unfortunately, although Hema has good eyesight, she has not practiced lip-reading at home. She can't tell what she said and can only guess.
Chiyoko is probably saying "make money and don't be fined".
Should I say it's her.
He Ma changed back to his normal walking posture. At this time, a staff member who didn't know his job ran over and said to He Ma and Jonny, "You two still have the combatants, and I will hear the slate later. After the voice, he will appear from this side and rush to the female group performer."
As soon as I heard it with Ma and the female group performers, I immediately became more energetic and looked in the direction of the staff's fingers.
Oh, the female group actors are not bad.
Staff: "Be careful, this is a familiar girl group member from the Osawa Office. It's very troublesome to break it."
He Ma raised his eyebrows and complained in his heart: "If you spoil this statement, it will give people the feeling of not treating them as human beings!"
While moaning in Ma's heart, Jonny waved the holster's pliers: "Don't worry, we'll be gentle."
"It can't be too gentle," the staff member said. "It doesn't look bad enough if it's too gentle, so please be careful."
Johnny waved the holster's hand: "I got it, we'll take care of it."
The staff nodded: "Johnny, you are a veteran, look at the newcomers you brought."
"Relax," Jonny patted his chest, and the thick leather case made a dull voice, "I brought this one who has also acted in the mall hero show several times."
The staff then turned around with confidence, and while running to the sidelines, they waved to the director team.
Someone from the director's team picked up the walkie-talkie, presumably to confirm the position of each team.
After confirming quickly, the field manager took the board to the camera: "The first field, Aikesh!"
With the crisp sound of the board, Jonny waved his holster's two huge claws and made a "wow" sound and rushed towards the female group performers.
He Ma immediately followed, waving pliers.
But he was too embarrassed to make a "wow" sound because it was so shameful.
Anyway, weirdo's shouts are late game, so it's fine if you don't shout.
Several groups of women let out pompous screams.
He and Ma chose the one that looked the best and rushed forward.
At this time, the supervisor waved the director's tube and shouted: "Ka! Ka! What the hell! Where did these girls come from, why are they so exaggerated!"
He Ma gave the supervisor a compliment in his heart: Well scolded, Supervisor Sang!
The supervisor stood up and angrily came to a group of female performers: "Have you never taken an acting class?"
The leading female group performance raised her hand: "Report, I have been there."
"Is it like this before? You want to act out the feeling of being scared! What did you guys just do? It's the first time when a female student who went to Disney was happy to see Mickey Mouse coming towards you!"
He Ma hurriedly looked around, he was a little worried that the Disney Legal Department would come to enforce the law.
But no, maybe Disney hasn't gotten so mad that others are going to enforce the law.
The supervisor scolded a few more words, then went back and sat down cursingly, instructing the field attendant: "I've come back from where the weirdo appeared just now. The weirdo's performance was okay, mainly these women."
The field manager took the board and changed the content on the board as he walked. He stood in front of the camera and just finished editing: "The first scene, the second shooting, everyone is in their place, Aikesh!"
The board snapped.
This time with Ma and Jonny, waving their arms and dashing towards a few women.
Johnny still dutifully uttered the "Whoa Whoah" sound.
Several women exclaimed as before.
The supervisor shouted again: "Kah! Kah! What's going on! You're not visiting Disneyland! You're being attacked by freaks! Your life is in danger!"
Several female performers bowed hurriedly and apologized to the supervisor.
But one of them pointed at Kazuma after apologizing - pointing at Kazuma instead of Jonny - and said, "Supervisor-san, this weirdo looks so funny and doesn't feel dangerous at all. Can't blame us."
The supervisor was angry: "You still dare to find a reason? Do you want to say that the responsibility is on our crew for not really creating a remodeled person? If we really do get a remodeled person, we will make a fart mask. Knights! Can't we rule Japan?"
He Ma: "Supervisor-san is right!"
The woman gave He Ma a blank look: "Shut up! There's no point in talking here."
He Ma was not happy when he heard it: "Aren't you also a trickster?"
The supervisor is also angry: "Our actors are right! You are also a trickster! There is so much bullshit, the producer, I want to change people!"
At this time, the producer ran over and muttered a few words in the supervisor's ear.
With the help of hearing, He Ma heard the producer say: "This is the top card that Dazawa Office wants to push..."
The supervisor said angrily: "I don't care! It's just an idol, is there a difference between the top card and the top card?"
Idols are a "job type" in Japan's entertainment industry, called "idols", and they are the lowest level of the entire industry pyramid.
The producer whispered in the supervisor's ear again: "Everything can be replaced, but this is the daughter of our company's Yonggu executive."
Supervisor frowned: "The daughter of the executive? Why does the daughter of the executive want to be an idol?"
The implication is that the daughter of the executive can obviously take the actor route, so why should she be the idol at the bottom.
The producer shrugged and had a "how do I know" look on his face.
The supervisor pouted, his eyes fell on the girl next to the executive's daughter, and he waved: "I think the executive's daughter's acting skills are good, but this woman's acting skills are not good! Replace it with me!"
The girl who was inexplicably opened widened her eyes: "Huh? Me?"
At this time, the deputy supervisor came over: "Supervisor-sang, no one has changed this. Anyway, there are only a few shots that flashed by in a flash, or just forget it..."
The supervisor was angry: "What does it mean that no one has changed! Isn't there a few girls over there? They look better than these! They have a better figure!"
He Ma looked at the direction the supervisor was pointing, and couldn't help but stunned: Yes, this refers to the direction of my sister.
"The special one, how awesome! Why doesn't she play? Which firm does she belong to?" the supervisor asked.
Have a look at Ma, okay, this refers to Japanese cuisine.
Of course, Qingliu and Chiyoko are also in the same direction, but Qingliu's firewood stick figure is impossible to get a good figure, and Chiyoko went out today without dressing up, and she didn't show her figure.
And she was hiding behind Ah Mao, only showing half of her figure.
Only Japanese cuisine, standing there generously, full of presence.
The key is that no one can suppress her today, not even a monkey.
That's not just her being the king.
The deputy supervisor was still explaining: "There are family members who came to visit..."
But when he said this, he just took a look at Ni Nan Li Cai, and then changed his mind: "Uh, let me ask, maybe it's a newcomer from which firm. Hey, which firm is that? , who knows?"
He Ma raised a pliers: "That's my apprentice."
"Oh, so which firm are you from?"
Maybe the leather case was too thick and changed the tone of the horse, and the deputy supervisor couldn't hear the sound of the horse.
He Ma: "I'm from Dongda University."
"Which office is Toshiba?" The supervisor looked puzzled, "Newly opened by Toshiba Electric?"
It is not uncommon for large corporations to open offices to train their own actors.
It's the 1980s, after all, a time when Japan's big companies are expanding.
Kazuma: "Tokyo University."
"Tokyo University also opened an office?" The supervisor hadn't turned the corner, "Why, all the students of Tokyo University are super elites, what does it mean to be an actor? It's not Waseda!"
He Ma couldn't help but glance at Nichinan Rica, after all, Waseda was her volunteer school.
But the shed where Nichinan Rica stayed was a bit far from here, apparently she didn't hear it.
She's still posing over there. Maybe it's a professional habit of the reader's model era. When she feels her gaze, she automatically poses for a photogenic look.
At this time, the deputy supervisor had already reacted, and said to the supervisor: "No, this is a student from Dongda University. He came to our side to run a trick to experience life."
He Ma thought: No, you are flattering, I am here to make money, not to experience life.
"Experience life... what are we doing, we are also professional!" The supervisor was unhappy.
The deputy supervisor hurriedly said: "No no, this one is also professional!"
"There is still an acting department at Dongda? Why haven't I heard of it?"
"No, this student himself has acting experience! He is Taiying's martial arts instructor for the Tokyo Express."
The supervisor's face changed: "Oh? You mean, that one, that Kiryu Kazuma who made a series of fashionable martial arts scenes?"
Deputy Superintendent nods.
"Oh! It's so brave! Then I have to invite the girl over there. His apprentice must be very professional! At least he is better than these little idols!"
Well, this supervisor probably misunderstood and understood "apprentice" as an apprentice in terms of acting.
He Ma quickly explained: "No, this apprentice refers to the apprentice in kendo. She is not good at acting."
Supervisor: "That's fine, anyway, it can't be worse than these idols, she's even more beautiful."
As soon as these words came out, the executive daughter was not happy. At this time, a little idol seemed to have discovered Nichinan's identity, and ran to the executive daughter's ear and muttered a few words.
Then the daughter said, "Mr. Superintendent, that girl is a fashion magazine reader model, so she looked on camera. These reader models are in deep water."
The supervisor frowned, not very happy. After all, according to common sense, the little idols who came over and had a familiar face were not qualified to make irresponsible remarks about the supervisor's decision.
But she is the daughter of the executive, so you still have to give the executive some face.
"That's it..." The supervisor touched his chin, "If there is any black spot caught by magazines such as Weekly Fang Chun, it will be bad..."
He Ma: "Let me explain first, I do not support my apprentice to participate in the filming. However, this is because my apprentice is now a candidate, and she is going to be admitted to Waseda University. My apprentice does not have any black spots in his private life."
The supervisor raised his eyebrows: "It's a candidate, then there's nothing you can do. Waseda University is also a well-known university, and the students of Zaoda are also the pillars of our country. It's not suitable to work as an actor."
He Ma also admires this supervisor. There are actors around him, and he dares to say that.
However, the age of the supervisor seems to be quite old, and it may be that he is older and has no fear.
Although the executive daughter looked unconvinced, she probably thought that the beautiful girl in Waseda would be a rich wife in the future, and she might marry someone, so she held back and did not refute.
She glanced at He Ma and muttered: "Although you are from Dongda University, most people will not marry you."
Obviously, what this person means is that Niannan Licai will marry a powerful old man while he is young, and will not wait for you to climb up slowly when you are young and old.
He Ma wanted to retort, but it's really inconvenient to wear a holster right now.
What's more, his goal was to keep the Japanese cuisine away from this muddy water. Now that the goal has been achieved, there is no need to say anything more.
It's better to think about how to beat up this daughter without a trace later, and it's even more relieved.
The supervisor looked at Kazuma at this time and said, "Kiryu-san - is it alright to call your classmates? Since you have experience as a martial artist on the Tokyo Express, then I will not hinder you from playing. Today's scene of two rides. I'll leave it to you to act cool!"
Johnny was shocked: "This...isn't this my play?"
"I decided to change it, why do you have any opinions? Oh, the audience doesn't know who is under which holster. Do you think you can get more opportunities after kicking the second ride? How is that possible." Supervisor shot After taking Jonny's holster, "Well, today was originally your role, so I asked you to play two more weirdos to make up for it. Deputy supervisor, remember, he will play weirdo in the next episode."
Deputy Superintendent nodded.
He and Ma couldn't see Jonny's expression, but he always felt a little bit sorry.
So he's going to convince the supervisor to give Jonny back the kick-off scene——
But he was about to speak when Jonny put the holster's paw on his shoulder.
"Okay, it's your job, and I'll give that guy who plays Erqi a hard kick for me later!" Jonny said.
He Ma hesitated to speak, but finally he could only raise the pliers and waved, indicating that he understood.
The supervisor returned to his small chair, and the field manager walked to the camera with the modified board: "Okay, okay, everyone!"
Idols to be attacked walk up to their ground tokens.
The executive daughter glared at Kazuma fiercely.
And Kazuma also decided to hold Qianjinsang with his own pliers and lift her up.
As long as you move fast enough, you should be able to lift her before her weight breaks the holster's pliers.
As long as it is lifted, the force is the main structure of the pliers.
This main structure should be steel and can withstand it.
Have made up our minds with Ma, and we're just waiting to start filming.
Field Service: "Aikesh!"
He Ma didn't wait for Jonny to wow first this time, he started it first, and rushed towards the daughter.
The daughter may have sensed something from Hema Zhutu's aura, and looked at Hema with a frightened expression.
Supervisor: "Oh! Good! Good! Close-up! For executive-san—no, executive's daughter Sang-up!"
Qianjinsang turned her head in fear and ran away.
But the horse ran much faster than her.
Damn, let you talk to my apprentice! Watch me lift you up!
With such determination, He Ma Leng is wearing a heavy holster and walking like a fly.
This holster is really heavy, and when running at this speed, it has a thunderous momentum.
Supervisor: "Good! Good!"
He Ma Yi clamped Qian Jin Sang's slender waist with pliers and lifted her above her head at once.
The daughter screamed in horror, struggling desperately, her pleated skirt turned upside down.
He Ma saw the deputy supervisor approaching the supervisor, probably reminding him that the girl was gone, but the supervisor waved his hand: "It doesn't matter! Just cut the missing shot and it's over! Let's shoot again, after one shot is enough material for editing. !”
This supervisor is also a ruthless person.
The supervisor also yelled at Hema: "Turn around!"
He Ma: "Which one? Me or her?"
"Let's go together! Be crazy!"
He Ma started to turn without saying a word.
The daughter in his tongs screams like a pig.
After a few laps, the supervisor was finally satisfied: "Okay! Great! Card! This is over! In the next scene, the knight will appear!"
He Ma put the girl in the pliers down.
She slapped Hema in one fell swoop.
But Kazuma is wearing a freak holster, with a thick piece of modeling glue on the front and a thorn on the surface.
The girl slapped her with a slap and squatted down while wailing and covering her hands.
I have nothing to do with flattery, and even went up to care about others: "Are you all right? This thorn is so hard, it hurts very much."
"I'm going to sue you for indecent assault!" the daughter shouted.
He Ma: "Be reasonable, how can I insult you in such a thick leather cover?"
"You!"
At this time, the thorn on the front of the Kazuma holster fell off.
It is estimated that she was slapped loose by Qian Jin Sang.
He Ma: "Ah, you broke the holster. In theory, you should accompany me."
At this time, the props team gathered around. I don't know who patted Hema on the shoulder and whispered, "Let's talk less, after all, it's the daughter of the executive."
He Ma pouted, and he understands the principle of accepting it when you see it, not to mention that other girls just liked the Japanese cuisine, and this level of revenge is almost the same.
Of course, more importantly, the Kamen Rider actors over there are filming the transformation.
This is a lot more exciting than the crying executive daughter.
He Ma glanced over at the visitors, and sure enough, Ah Mao had already stood up excitedly.
Hopefully this will cheer him up and take advantage of the last three months of study.
And the horse thought so.
**
After the transformation scene was filmed, the next thing was the fight scene of Kamen Rider vs. Freak.
Since the supervisors have given Kazuma the freedom to play until the end of the fight, of course Kazuma is welcome.
So a weirdo who can roll over after using it flexibly appeared!
Then He Ma also discovered one thing, and that was his own entry, as if he had recognized the leather case as a prop.
So when he fought, he had to fight the urge to remove his pliers and use them as props.
Mainly, this leather case doesn't look cheap, and if you tear it down, you won't be able to pay for it.
But even without taking off his pliers and swinging, he's already the most nimble monster Kamen Rider has ever seen.
The supervisor has turned into a ruthless applause machine next to him: "Okay! Okay! That's it! Don't stop and shoot!"
So the fight that should have been divided into several scenes was turned into a one-shot battle.
Finally, he and the horse kicked Erqi to the ground.
Just as Erqi's holster actor rolled away skillfully, Hema raised the foot of Erqi who had just kicked Feiqi on the spot, posing as a straight-up horse.
The weird holster he's wearing now has a tail, so when he's posing as a straight-up horse, the tail naturally sticks out forward.
This pose is still handsome, but a little unsightly.
The supervisor was overjoyed and stood up with clapping: "Okay! Very good! This is the best holster fight we've ever filmed! The kids will love it!"
The producer looked solemn next to the supervisor: "Will you make the weirdo a little too strong?"
"It's worth seeing! Anyway, the weirdo will be defeated later."
On the tail of 1981, the plot of Kamen Rider is still relatively simple, evil will definitely lose, and justice will finally win.
No matter how handsome He Ma is now, he will be killed by the main rider who will appear later.
This is the fate of the eccentric.
An hour later, Kazuma finally finished filming the final freak scene and was killed off.
He goes back to the locker room with Jonny.
The instant the zipper of the leather case was opened, a large cloud of white mist escaped into the air of the locker room.
He Ma got out of the holster, sweating profusely, he frowned and threw away the holster, which had an indescribable smell, wiped the sweat from his face, and let out a long sigh.
Johnny undresses slowly on the other side of the locker room.
He Ma glanced at him and asked, "What, are you injured? Do you want me to help take it off?"
Johnny shook his head: "No, no. I just lost my mind."
He Ma stared at Jonny for a few seconds, always thinking he had something on his mind. But looking at the top of his head, there is no entry.
—probably just a temporary depression.
At this time, Johnny suddenly said: "You know, I actually played the weirdo more than once in this crew."
He Ma: "Really? I thought you were just a casual replacement for the injured holster..."
"This time it's a replacement, and there were times when I was directly asked to play." Jonny slowly emerged from the holster.
He Ma found that he was sweating far less than himself.
Then he thinks back and realizes that Jonny has been fishing beside him when he is showing off his skills.
Of course you can't sweat that much while fishing.
Johnny continued: "When I was a holster actor, I always wanted to get along because I was wearing a thick holster and I couldn't get the supervisor to notice me no matter how hard I tried. But today, I found out that I was wrong. Now, the overseer's attention is all on you."
He Ma scratched his head: "This, maybe because I served as a martial arts instructor for the Tokyo Express."
Johnny shook his head: "No, even if you don't have this layer, you will still be favored by the supervisor. After today's observation, I am very convinced of this."
He turned his head to look at Kazuma: "I have to admit that people are indeed different. What you have achieved in an instant surpasses my years of hard work and accumulation."
Hema: "But I..."
"But you don't even want to be in the show business. I don't understand. You can easily get everything I dream of in the show business. Why do you want to be a policeman?"
Blink and wink with Ma, in fact, he originally wanted to be a police officer just to keep his family alive. But now to be a policeman, it is more a sense of responsibility-becoming a policeman can have enough resources to kill the well-being technology.
But this reason, can't tell Jonny.
Johnny stared at Hema and waited for a while, and after making sure he didn't want to say anything, he turned his head and slammed the locker door: "Go! Say something! You just walked around in a playful attitude, It completely denied my life!"
He Ma opened his mouth: "You..."
He hesitated, however.
He suddenly realized that he didn't know what to say. Did he say "You beat Pachinko better than me"?
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
He Ma turned his head and found Niinan Rica standing at the door with a towel to wipe his sweat, water and other items.
"Uh, am I coming at the wrong time?" she asked softly.
"No," Jonny waved, "we're done talking."
He resumed his usual frivolous tone: "Damn, Kazuma, how dare you say that you and Rinan are innocent?"
He Ma: "It's really innocent."
"That's right, it's innocent." Niannan Licai went straight into the locker room, stuffed water into Kazuma's hands, and started to wipe his sweat with a sweat towel.
Johnny teased: "Come on, a normal girl wouldn't be so close to a big man with sweaty clothes! You guys clearly have a leg."
"No!" Niinan Ricai denied with a grin, "I'm just a master who has become accustomed to the smell of sweat at the dojo!"
"Your statement is more likely to be misunderstood!" He Ma complained.
Nichinan Rica stuck out her tongue lightly, and then changed the topic: "Master, you are so handsome just now, I feel that this time you will become the most popular weirdo in the history of Kamen Rider! Especially you Kick Feiji That one foot upside down after riding..."
"That's called Chaotian one-word horse." He explained to Ma.
"Yes, that one-word horse will definitely explode! I used to think that this action was done by girls to seduce people. I didn't expect this action to be so handsome."
He Ma blinked and pretended not to understand: "Isn't this a handsome move all the time? Can it be used to seduce people?"
"Yes~IndoMTL.com~ If you don't believe me, see it!" Niinan raised his legs before he finished speaking.
He Ma decisively inserted himself between her and Jonny, using his body to block Jonny's possible line of sight.
Rina Nichinan smiled, straightening her upturned legs and pressing her body against her thighs, which caused her waistline to stand out and her **** to be lifted up.
Rina Nichinan's curves now look like the great sword in Monster Hunter RISE.
"You." He shook his head slightly.
Nichinan Rica put down her legs, pulled up her skirt calmly, and looked at Kazuma with a smile.
He Ma flicked her forehead fiercely: "Girls, don't do this kind of open and close action so easily!"
Nianna Rica covered her forehead and let out a "meow" sound.
Johnny suddenly slammed the locker door shut, dropped "I'm going first", and strode out of the locker room.