I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 35: No one knows English better than me

Kazuma is unaware of the small talk between two old men in Kabukicho.

He has one last class left.

Because of the incident on the entry hope questionnaire that happened in the morning, Kazuma was riding on the face by Yamada Yang, and he was very upset, so he listened to the class very seriously today.

Although he thinks that compared to the college entrance examination, the Japanese test is easier, but the problem is that he didn't cross over after the third year of high school.

He passed through many years after the college entrance examination.

Thinking of going to the University of Tokyo without studying at all is like a dream come true.

So you must listen carefully to the class.

He Ma felt very strange when he thought that he had just beaten the jidao boss, but now he is obediently being a good student and carefully taking notes in class.

During the break, the news that the crane tail of Class B of the third year was going to take the entrance examination to the University of Tokyo spread throughout the third year, and even going to the toilet with Ma would attract a lot of attention.

The originator of everything, Yamada Yoichi, ran to the vicinity of Hema as soon as he got between classes, chatted loudly with his small group, and said everything, "Oh, last time I took the mock test in the cram school, the deviation value is * *But even if this deviation value is going to go to the University of Tokyo, it is very dangerous and I have to settle for the next best thing.”

and so on.

Kazuma wanted to pick up the bamboo sword a few times and called out to Yoichi Yamada's face.

But then he thought about it, since the other party is laughing at him academically, then he should beat the other party in his studies.

When the results come out, Kazuma will wrap the test paper with a higher score than Yamada Yoichi around a bamboo knife, and then slap Yamada Yoichi in the head.

So Kazuma endured it.

Now Ji Dao is still watching, although I don't know how long it will be, but there should be a relatively peaceful time. I have to take this opportunity to adapt to the rhythm of Japanese education - the time outside the classroom should be used for practice. Kendo, there is a high probability that you don't have much time to learn, you can only work harder in the classroom.

But if there is a chance to show a hand and fight against the arrogance of Shimoyamada Yoichi, Kazuma is also very welcome.

He had never looked forward to taking a test as soon as he did now.

The best is math or English.

The Japanese history exam is also acceptable, and I am quite familiar with Japanese history, especially the history of the Warring States Period.

But don't come to the Chinese language test.

The Japanese level of Kazuma is the same as that of the original owner Kiryu Kazuma, which is the level of the whole class.

After all, I have only three legs in Japanese for my entire life, and I understand Ouni sauce, one pair of pants, and no more.

However, there is only one last class left today, and it seems that the plan to ride Yamada Yang with the quiz results today is going to be in vain.

After the preparation bell rang, Kazuma looked out the window, wondering how many times he had imagined the scene when the University of Tokyo announced the results.

Japan's university admissions are very different from those in China.

If you want to take a university entrance exam in Japan, you must first pass a test similar to the senior high school graduation exam in January, called the National Unified Examination.

Only if you reach the score line in this test, you are eligible to apply to the school you want to go to.

The real test is after the registration. After that, the candidates who are waiting for the candidates are the schools who apply for the test and prepare the test in the test room by themselves.

All public and national universities will take the exam on the same day, so in theory, the Japanese university entrance exam is a book. If you go to the University of Tokyo, you will not be able to take other national universities.

If you want to choose a second-class university to cover the bottom like China, it is not impossible, but you can only choose private schools. In theory, national and public schools cannot be regarded as bottom-up schools.

And the tuition fees of private universities in Japan are really scary.

Kiryu's family can't even afford the tuition of a national university. Going to a private school... that would only let Chiyoko sell it.

Although the series of troubles that Kiryu's family is encountering now is all because of Chiyoko, Kazuma has beaten her up and she has deeply reflected on her own mistakes. Yesterday, the two brothers and sisters fought side by side. As a result, Chiyoko saved Kazuma's life yesterday.

So Kazuma doesn't want to let such a good sister encounter anything bad at all.

The past is irreversible, and it is time to consider how to get the best results in the current situation.

Sell the dojo, invest the money, and be admitted to the University of Tokyo with the ability - this is the best solution at present.

After graduating from the University of Tokyo, Kazuma is a new dignitary with a fortune and a member of the former wave.

In order to achieve this optimal solution, both kendo and academics must be hard to grasp with both hands.

He Ma is making up his mind secretly, and the English teacher enters the classroom.

When Kazuma saw the stack of things in the English teacher's hand, he immediately burst into joy.

Quiz in class!

The English teacher put down the stack of papers in his hand and pushed his glasses: "Let's do a quiz, one class time. Chairman, come here and pass out the papers."

The monitor stood up, went to the podium, took the papers, and began to distribute them.

and Ma are already gearing up.

He was a senior business representative of a foreign trade company in his previous life, okay? The daily work is to brag to foreigners and brag about the products of their own agency.

English is his ability to eat, and he depends on it for performance awards and year-end awards.

The papers were quickly sent to Kazuma.

He glanced quickly and grinned.

At this time, he heard Yamada Yoichi muttering at the same table with him: "The tail of the crane smiled when he saw the paper. Could it be that he couldn't do it all, so he gave up?"

"No way, maybe you have just done a similar question?"

He Ma ignores them and writes quickly.

Time passed quickly, Kazuma filled in the last blank, looked up at the time: there were more than ten minutes before get out of class ended.

He Ma subconsciously planned to pick up the test paper and hand it over to people—whether in college or high school, Hema likes to hand in the test paper directly, because he is very strange. It is better not to check if the correct topic is changed to the wrong one.

Just when He Ma was about to stand up and slap the papers on the podium in a dashing manner, he reacted.

This is Japan. Although you can submit papers in advance, it will make teachers and classmates feel that you are a problem.

So and Ma decided to lie down on the table and take a nap.

Not long after he was lying on the table, he was knocked on the head by the teacher with the textbook: "Kiryu-kun! Please take the exam seriously!"

He Ma got up, glanced at the teacher, and smiled: "I took it seriously, I finished writing."

The teacher frowned and stared at Kazuma, and Kazuma responded to the teacher's gaze frankly.

He picked up the test paper suspiciously and started to read from the first question...

Then, Kazuma saw the entry on the English teacher's head: Daydreaming?

After Kazuma concentrated, the expanded entry explained: I must be in a dream.

——Damn, how scumbag did the original owner really, the teacher was so frightened that he doubted his life.

The English teacher took less than a minute to read the whole paper - not because he read it quickly, but because the paper itself was very short.

Kazuma has become accustomed to the super-long paper that can be folded in half several times in his previous life and the words are densely packed.

The Japanese test paper has only one folio, and the characters are huge.

When the horse is fast, the teacher sees it fast.

The English teacher put the paper back in front of Hema, then turned to look at the paper of the girl to the right of Hema—the position of this girl is theoretically the easiest for Hema to copy.

However, the girl hasn't finished writing yet, so it's obviously impossible for Hema to copy her answer.

The English teacher turned her attention to Hema again and asked seriously, "Did you...go for tutoring during the winter vacation?"

He Ma was about to share the story he just made up with the teacher to explain why he suddenly became violent, but the teacher shook his head to himself: "No, no cram school can make you have such a change. You..."

He Ma is now looking forward to what this teacher will think of his suddenly reborn English level.

But obviously, the teacher's brain is running out of memory.

"You...uh...you did a great job," said the teacher, "but in order to prove that you made this 100% paper yourself, I want you to interpret what I said now."

Then the teacher murmured.

Kazuma frowned.

He heard Yamada Yoichi laugh loudly.

Probably the core figure of this class is determined to make a fool of himself with Ma.

And the horse is also embarrassing.

His English is very strong, especially his spoken language, which is invincible. But the problem is, the Japanese language is too bad.

Japanese English education is to use Japanese phonetic symbols to "localize" English pronunciation, in this way to reduce the difficulty of English learning.

Anyone who has seen Jet Li's "Once Upon a Time" knows a stalk called "Love Tiger Oil", which is actually the earthy way of reading I-LOVE-YOU.

The Japanese education system in English is equivalent to taking "love tiger oil" as the standard pronunciation.

The English teacher, who speaks Japanese-style English, has an English level that can talk and laugh with foreigners in his entire life~IndoMTL.com~ I don't understand more than half of it.

The only thing I understand is the last sentence, which seems to say that a star shines on a boat...

Yamada Yang shouted: "Teacher, don't embarrass him, you read so fast, I can't understand..."

The monitor scolded: "Yamada! I'm still in class now, don't make any noise!"

He Ma glanced at the squad leader, and then he couldn't help but sigh, the squad leader is really a beautiful girl... Wait a minute!

And horse inspiration came.

After seeing the squad leader in the morning, he tried to read a poem to describe her beauty, to see if he could gain a buff.

A poem?

Isn't the rhythm combination that the teacher recited just now an English poem?

The stars, shining on the boat? The pronunciation of the mystery behind it, shouldn't it mean the meaning of winter night?

You are like a lone star whose light shines on a small boat in the waves of a winter night.

This is Shelley's "To Wordsworth", the favorite of young literary and artistic people.

Don't look at the vulgar and uncultured appearance of Hema after he became a senior business representative, but who hasn't pretended to be a literary youth a few times when he was young?

So and Ma cleared their throats and recited the passage the teacher had just recited in standard American English.

Actually, he wanted to memorize the whole poem to pretend to be arrogant, but unfortunately, Kazuma could only recite the first and last sentences of the most famous line in the whole poem.

After reciting and Ma and then looking at the state of the teacher's head, they found that the daydream entry was gone, replaced by "nowhere to be ashamed".

——Huh? Like, overdone it? Let's be more restrained and give the teacher a step down...

He Ma thought so in his heart, but opened his mouth and said: "Teacher, your pronunciation is not good. It took me a lot of effort to hear that it was Shelley's poem."