I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 36: Only vegetarian tonight
The effect of Kiryu and Ma's interviews with reporters was quickly reflected.
In the afternoon, there were a few small hairs who came to experience and study, Chiyoko was very happy, and even gave a half price discount for renting a set of protective gear and a second set of weapons.
This is Chiyoko, who has become a miser, and this discount is so generous that Hema thinks she has been caught by something unclean.
No, it should be said that in the previous miser mode, the body was covered by unclean things, and this discount is the upper body of things that were too clean.
However, Chiyoko's kindness did not get a good return, because after a few little hairs who came to experience the kendo, they asked Hema bluntly: "Master, we are here to learn ninjutsu. What are you planning to do? When will you show us ninjutsu?"
And the horse: ? ? ? ?
Then he reacted, the good guy was chasing the car and being treated as ninjutsu?
One of the Maotou boys took out the newspaper and pointed to the headline on the front page: "Renaissance of Modern Ninjutsu: Possibly Koga-style".
He Ma grabbed the newspaper and found out that it was a local daily newspaper. He might think that he couldn't grab the serious news but those big newspapers. He took a different approach and found Futaro Yamada, the founder of modern Japanese ninjutsu novels, to interview him. Can ninjutsu do such a thing?
Futaro Yamada's serialized novel "Koga Ninja Post" in 1958 created the legendary Japanese modern ninjutsu novel, and the standard setting of a lot of ninja stories, including "Hitomitsu", was established by him. of.
The ninjutsu that appeared in fantasy works before that was throwing smoke bombs and the like.
After this old man, there are all kinds of strange techniques.
Let's not talk about the pupil technique he pioneered, even Xiaoli opened eight doors, and it was this guy who did it first.
That's why the author of Naruto sees this guy and calls him Patriarch.
He Ma has liked "Jia He Ninja Post" very much in his life, mainly like animation, but I didn't read novels back then, and the Internet was not developed and not many people gave spoilers. As a result, He Ma was severely stinged by the final ending.
He wanted to send a blade to Yamada Fuutaro.
Now, in this wondrous way, he is connected to the person who wants to send the blade.
Reading the article carefully with Ma, Yamada Fuutarou vowed to say that Kiryu and Ma should have learned ninjutsu, and they are the descendants of the ninja hidden in modern Tokyo. Looking at the running posture, they should be Koga-style.
Kazuma doesn't know if it's Yamada Fuutarou blowing his head, or the reporter adding fuel to it and not controlling the amount. Anyway, the more he reads the report, the stronger his desire to complain.
After reading the report, Kazuma returned the newspaper to a few young men.
He was a little embarrassed by a few young men looking at Hema expectantly.
He thought about it, turned to face the corner of the dojo, and performed a Jackie Chan-style corner on the wall, and then stuck to the corner of the ceiling like a gecko.
The boys who came to see the school all applauded: "Oh oh oh!"
He Ma didn't expect that his buff could be used like this. Think about it carefully, isn't Jackie Chan's parkour ability a ninja?
I was about to run with my hands behind my back.
At this time, Chiyoko came in with a receipt for a few young men who came to see the school—the Kiryu family didn't have a machine for making receipts, so they could only write by hand.
Chiyoko held the handwritten receipt, and as soon as she entered the door, she said, "These are the receipts for the rent you paid today... What are you doing, bro?"
Get down from the corner with the horse, force your expression not to be too embarrassed, and say in as smooth a tone as possible: "Perform ninjutsu."
"Ninjutsu???" Chiyoko looked puzzled, "Why? Wait a minute, isn't ninjutsu just throwing smoke bombs or something?"
Clearly, Chiyoko Kiryu hasn't read the modern ninjutsu legendary novel created by Yamada Fuutaro.
Kawama: "Uh... this..."
"That's not true! Ninjutsu is very powerful. Master's move just now must be the double jump in ninjutsu!" said one of the young men who saw the school.
Then another said excitedly: "Sure enough, when chasing the car, I use the squat."
He Ma kind of wants to jump out and say "I'm using the wrong Tudun".
Chiyoko couldn't help but help her forehead: "Forget it, brother, you don't have to show your tree climbing skills."
Yes, Chiyoko directly thinks that Kazuma can do the things just now and go to the roof easily because he likes to climb trees when he is a child.
"We are a regular kendo dojo, and we don't teach ninjutsu. Look at us, we don't even have shuriken and kunai." Chiyoko said and went to open the storage room next to the dojo. "If you want to learn ninjutsu, you are in the wrong place."
He Ma opened his mouth and was about to say something, but Chiyoko said: "Brother, don't talk nonsense. Using deceit to get people into school will bring shame to the dojo. A gentleman loves money and uses it as a way."
He Ma: "What do you think of me, you guys."
He and Ma were sitting in front of several young men, looking at them seriously.
Several people are also sitting in a hurry.
He Ma said solemnly: "The skill I just showed, called parkour, is a new extreme sport in foreign countries, not ninjutsu. If you also want to parkour, you must first exercise basic strength, Then, in order to improve the flexibility of the body, you need to learn gymnastics and other items~IndoMTL.com~ or go directly to Hong Kong to join a family class.
But He Ma didn't say that.
One of the school boys asked disappointedly: "Can't I learn this here? Can you teach us parkour directly and exercise our physical fitness?"
"Well..." Kazuma suddenly found out that this seems to be the way to go. No one has stipulated that the kendo hall can only teach kendo, right?
It's not impossible to teach parkour!
Chiyoko: "Brother?"
"Sorry, but you still go to a regular gym. To be honest, they have equipment there, and the effect should be better than practicing here. We are a kendo gym here, and this will not change."
"That's it." Several of the young men who met the school looked disappointed and cocked their heads.
"It's getting late." He Ma looked at the clock on the wall, "Let's go here for today's school meeting. Your home is not nearby, it's dangerous to go back too late."
Actually, I want to study with Ma, and I still have a lot of things to learn today.
In order to make room for these young boys to meet with the school, the chairman took the girls to another room to study.
He Ma spent a rare afternoon in the company of a man's sweat, and now I want to smell the fragrance of white plums.
He Ma watched as the lads took off their protective gear and escorted them to the door.
They walked far before Chiyoko came up and whispered, "Brother, I just wanted you to teach them parkour!"
"Then say it straight!"
"Does it make people feel that I have the final say in this family? Isn't the majesty of your head of the family lost?"
He Ma was stunned for a moment, as if... that's what happened.
Chiyoko looked at the people who were walking away, and stomped her feet through gritted teeth: "This is 80,000 yuan! Let's just leave! I can only eat vegetarian tonight!"