I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 41: Uninvited guests

On April 3, in front of the main entrance of Sophia University.

The practice of opening the school every year is that each club recruits new students.

The quality of life in Japanese universities directly determines the career path you can have after graduation, which is quite important.

In the upper ranks of Japanese society, many times there is no alumni connection, which is the difference between whether the work can be done or not.

Of course, young people who have just entered the university generally do not understand this, let alone join a specific club.

At this time, some organizations with relatively weak resources will make great efforts to attract people.

This time, the Kendo Club is the most active among Sophia University's clubs.

The kendo club of Sophia University is very weak, which is related to the employment direction of their school. Whether it is to work as a translator in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs or the Ministry of Education, there is no need for kendo level.

The most proud OB resource of Sophia University Kendo Club is probably that many seniors were admitted to the Ministry of Defense as civil servants and went to the Ministry of Defense as translators.

Therefore, the members of the Kendo Club have a natural advantage in entering the Ministry of Defense as translators.

If you are a student of the English Department of Sophia University, it is not a waste to join the Kendo Club, but if you are a French student and join the Kendo Club, it will be a big waste.

After all, the Ministry of Defense needs only a small shortage of French talents.

But this does not prevent the Kendo Club from becoming the most high-profile club in the school.

Because Fujii Mikako was holding a loudspeaker, standing on the podium made up of four desks and making a big speech: "Everyone! Look here! I'm the fairy senpai who appeared on the front pages of all the daily newspapers before! And I look very good today. Marilyn Monroe!"

Actually, Mikako Fujii isn't Marilyn Monroe at all today. She doesn't have the charm of Monroe, and her clothes are wrong.

But it doesn't matter. In fact, most of the people at the scene didn't know what Monroe should be like.

Most of the people present knew that Monroe was "that thief good-looking Yankee", and there were even a few young stunners who equated Monroe with the passer-by nurse who kissed her in the final battle. .

Anyway, Mikako managed to draw all her attention to herself.

Mikako: "Today our kendo club is recruiting new students! When you come to the kendo club, you can see me wearing a kendo uniform!"

Her simple and straightforward language highlights a strong force.

Is there anything more attractive than a beautiful senpai's kendo outfit?

In fact, there are. After all, the kendo uniform is covered tightly, and there are such thick protective gear. In fact, it is not very eye-catching. Of course, heroic spirit is really heroic, but heroic spirit and eye-catching are two different things.

If I have to say it, the tennis suits of the tennis club's senior sisters are more attractive than Mikako.

But Mikako has a strong sense of existence. Many freshmen have lost their ability to think at this time, and they all want to come to the Kendo Club to experience it and see what's good about the senpai's kendo uniform.

The tennis club next door was in a hurry, so they turned on the loudspeaker to the maximum: "The senior sisters in our tennis club are all in miniskirts!"

Mikako turned her horn and turned to the tennis club: "It's true that you are both miniskirts, but your boyfriends have changed it many times!"

A senior from the tennis club came to the table unceremoniously and shouted to Mikako, "You are also Kiryu and Ma's concubine!"

Mikako: "I'm not the same! I'm a heroine, I made Professor Qianjiang vomit blood! I even made Associate Professor Qianjiang eat noodles in his nostrils!

"My value is not in my appearance, but I am talented and beautiful. You are different, you have nothing but your face!

"Last semester's report, you have to send it to your classmates before someone writes it!"

This senior from the tennis club rolled her eyes with rage: "You! Mikako Fujii! What grudges are there between our tennis club and your Kendo club?"

"There is no grudge, it's just that you guys just jumped out, so I sprayed it." Mikako replied, laughing as she spoke.

The tennis club is out of breath.

However, because when the senior sister of the tennis club came to the table, the miniskirt was in full bloom, and it still attracted many freshmen to join.

Mikako was holding the trumpet. At this time, she didn't know how to think of pulling people for her simulation think tank, so she shouted: "Oh, by the way, in addition to participating in the Kendo Club, you can also come to the simulation think tank! Our simulation think tank is out of The papers published by famous think tanks have a very high coincidence rate! Come to us and become a diplomat in the future!"

Students from the Kendo Club dismantled Meijiazitai: "It's just that your report was taken by the professor to a famous think tank for publication, right?"

"Oh, how can you say that? Can the matter of a university professor be considered stealing?" Mikako waved her hand nonchalantly.

To be honest, Mikako's character has a lot of affinity for freshmen, plus she is a beautiful woman, many freshmen have been fooled into their hearts.

Seeing that the Kendo Department of Sophia University is about to expand its enrollment in an unprecedented scale.

But at this time, Fujii Mikako suddenly saw the figure who had just entered the school gate, looking a little familiar.

Mikako turned her loudspeaker and said loudly at the person who had just entered the school: "Isn't this Professor Qianjiang? You won't have successfully inherited your father's status, right? But no, we already have a new international relationship. Professor!"

A professor at a Japanese university has a radish and a pit. It is rare that there are two professors of the same subject in a university.

In a comprehensive university like Dongda University, some sub-subjects have multiple professors. For example, in the same law school, there is a professor called criminal law, and another professor who teaches civil law.

But generally speaking, there are no two professors who teach the same subject in the same university.

Even if in fact there are two professors who teach the same subject, a slight difference must be enforced, a distinction in terms of position.

Sophia University already has a professor of international relations, so it is generally impossible for Qianjiang Kazuo to get the position of professor of international relations at Sophia University.

Chie Kazuo was at a loss when he heard Mikako's words: "Huh?"

Mikako is also a big-hearted guy, and continued to hold the loudspeaker and continue to shout: "So, our school already has a professor of international relations! It's useless for you to come over, and you won't be a professor! You are still Practice eating noodles with your nose early in the morning, and then you can go to Super Change Change to eat noodles!"

Kazuo Qianjiang frowned and stared at Mikako, as if thinking about what she said, and then he slowly turned to the teaching building of the English Department of Sophia University.

Mikako also turned to look at the teaching building.

At this time, Mikako finally felt that the situation was not very good.

She decided to use a placating strategy for Qianjiang Kazuo: "I see, you want to see where your father worked, right? Hahaha, I'll apply to show you the campus."

Speaking of which, Mikako turned her head and winked at a junior brother from a kendo club: "Go to the police!"

The senior looked puzzled, obviously not thinking about that at all. He replied, "Let me apply? I don't know which department I should go to?"

Mikako kept winking her eyes.

Senior brother looked bewildered.

At this time, a girl who was a sophomore with Mikako relieved: "Mikako asked you to find a new professor of international relations! This kind of thing is obviously a matter between their professors!"

Mikako couldn't help but shouted, "Don't look for a new professor! That must be a fight! Can't you see that Professor Kazuo Qianjiang is super dangerous now?"

Everyone looked at Qianjiang Kazuo.

Qianjiang Kazuo is also in a state of thinking downtime and looks dumbfounded.

Several classmates shook their heads together and looked at Mikako: "I don't think he is dangerous."

"Isn't that stupid?"

Actually, when Mikako looked at the current Chie Kazuo, she also thought he was rather silly.

But her gut was screaming, telling her something was wrong.

She said to herself that she had been through so many storms and had seen all kinds of scenes.

At this time, the junior senior brother suddenly thought of something and said loudly: "Ah, I remember, Qianjiang Yinan seemed to be crazy after you forced him to eat noodles with his nose on TV. I heard that he went I attended a psychotherapy class, and one of my classmates saw him when he was volunteering."

Qianjiang Kazuo is, after all, a "celebrity" who has performed nose-eating noodles on TV, and it is understandable that his face is remembered by a student who doesn't care much about international relations.

The junior brother just said this as an interesting incident that came to his mind.

Mikako was looking at Chie Kazuo's expression.

But it looks like it's all right?

Qianjiang Kazuo is now acting like a harmless uncle, with a face full of Buddhism.

Mikako frowned, puzzled.

——Is it really that I think too much?

——Isn't Qianjiang Kazuo caught by anything? Is he just an uncle who has been deeply hurt by himself?

Mikako pouted.

She decides to take another look at the boat and sail carefully.

But the third-year-old senior brother has grown fat, and he directly stepped forward and said that he wanted to take a photo with Qianjiang Yinan: "You are the only person in this world who can eat noodles with your nose, Professor Qianjiang!"

Qianjiang Kazuo just laughed, and the laughter was like Maitreya Buddha.

Mikako is doubly uneasy.

She took a step back and distanced herself from Qianjiang Kazuo.

The third grade senior brother is still immersed in the idea of ​​taking a photo with Qianjiang Kazuo: "Crap, I didn't bring a Polaroid! Can't I borrow it from the photography department now?"

Qianjiang Yinan smiled and said to the boy: "Yes, no problem, I have time. I don't have class today."

The junior brother laughed and hooked Qianjiang Kazuo's shoulder: "Your 'I have no class today' is great, I like this baggage!"

In Japan, it is customary to refer to the burden as "pinching him". The pronunciation is as simple as two syllables, but he can refer to both complete cross talk and staged jokes.

Qianjiang Yinan grabbed the third senior brother's arm and asked solemnly, "Is what I just said ridiculous?"

Senior brother was completely unaware of the strange expression on Qianjiang Yinan's face and laughed: "Isn't this all ridiculous? You are no longer a professor! Since you performed nose-eating noodles on political commentary programs, you have stopped eating noodles. You are an associate professor, and there is no place for you to teach!"

Beads of sweat appeared on Mei Jiazi's forehead. She tried to remind her senior brother: "That, brother, just say it once, you don't need to use the same one over and over to pinch him."

"Oh," the senior brother suddenly turned his head and said to Mikako, "You were also laughing at Associate Professor Qianjiang Kazuo together just now!"

Mikako was about to answer when Kazuo Qianjiang suddenly grabbed the third senior brother's arm.

Senior brother had a puzzled look on his face, but the doubt immediately turned into a painful expression.

"It hurts! My hand!"

A man from Qianjiang overturned the tall third senior brother to the ground with one hand.

Everyone around was stunned by this sudden change.

The vast majority of college students did not accept this surreal scene, and some even had a blank look on their faces.

Kazuo Qianjiang continued to exert pressure.

The junior's arm has been bent to an impossible angle and appears to be broken.

But Chie Kazuo's iron claws didn't mean to let go at all.

Mikako shouted: "Enough, Associate Professor Qianjiang, what are you doing!"

Mikako suddenly felt that calling Kazuo Qianjiang the title of "Associate Professor" might bring him back a little bit of reason.

However, it was of no use.

One man Qianjiang used an extremely cruel method to break the arm of the third senior brother.

The senior brother shouted loudly, and then passed out.

Qianjiang Yinan put his broken arm on his shoulders, with a heartbroken expression: "I was clearly going to teach you the truth~IndoMTL.com~ But you don't listen. You don't eat or drink for toast, today I and I You're not finished, Chiyoko Kiryu."

Mikako looked embarrassed: "That, my name is Mikako Fujii."

"That's not important!" Qianjiang Yinan waved his broken arm as a weapon and smashed it **** the face of another member of the Kendo Club, "All students, disobedient! This campus of Sophia University , they are all disobedient bad boys! I will punish all bad boys!"

After speaking, Kazuo Qianjiang let out a hideous laugh: "Don't try to run! I planted a bomb in the school! If you run away, I will blow up the whole school!"

Mikako said loudly: "I don't believe you! You clearly said this on a whim! I think you didn't even think about where to go when you left home today!"

Qianjiang Kazuo stared at Mikako angrily, and then began to slap his face hard, slicing flesh and blood: "Why do you refute me! Why do you refute me!"

Mikako also gave up at this time, holding a loudspeaker and shouting: "Because you are wrong! Qianjiang Kazuo, I don't know what your nerves are, but to be honest, you are crazy like you. I've seen a lot of people!"

Qianjiang Kazuo glared at Mikako with a ferocious smile: "I'm fed up with your arrogance! Watch me tear you to pieces! The kind that can't be fought back!"

At this time, the unlucky junior student in the hands of Qianjiang Yinan wailed: "Then why are you harassing me? I have no grievances with you, Ooooo!"

Qianjiang Kazuo's fingers dig into the sleeves of the juniors' shirts - there are freshly formed wounds now, and this hapless hand has just been torn off.

While abusing the unfortunate, Kazuo Qianjiang stared at Mikako: "Wait, I'll tear you apart!"