I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 43: Dream Piggy

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He Ma wanted to draw a knife.

Since I can slay evil spirits—no, it’s Ripples that can slash the Dirac Sea, it shouldn’t be a problem to behead a pig in a dream.

Tamazao grabbed his arm: "Wait a minute, it's an old acquaintance of mine, I can't talk about it without chatting."

He Ma: "You speak in a Kansai accent."

"The Kansai accent was the orthodox in the Nara era."

Kawama: "Oh, then I also speak Kansai?"

Without waiting for Tamamo to answer, the other party spoke, and the voice came from all directions, as if it were everywhere: "Yu ~ Zao ~ before ~ ​​long time no see."

He Ma raised his right hand: "Wait a minute, do you have to speak in this eunuch's tone of voice?"

"Back then, ministers like Fujiwara used to talk like this." The old acquaintance that Tamamo replaced explained to Hema.

He Ma: "So that's the case, just the appearance of the ministers back then, and they put powder on their faces and this and that. It really matches this tone."

"Tama~zao~qian~" The other party didn't know if it was intentional or not. He extended the name of Yuzaoqian and sang it like a song, "How could you hook up with such a rude human being?" /

Tamazao: "I've long been fed up with the bureaucratic red tape."

"Is that why you support Nobunaga-kun through Guidie? Well, it's a pity that there was a fire in Honneng Temple..."

Kazuma: "Do you have to start with what happened 400 years ago? Let's talk about something closer, okay? For example, the big tengu who was killed by the Yoyogi Flying Squad's Goblin fighter."

The Nightmare Tapir was suddenly silent.

It took about five seconds to feel the time with the horse before it said: "He... was hit to death, I said why can't I contact him.

"In the past few decades, human beings have been getting better and better, even weak monsters. Even monsters of our level have begun to die continuously.

"First Kaguya, then Kagu Tengu...I, but in my dreams I want to eat the rice cake that Kaguya brought out again."

He Ma frowned: "Kaguya is still making rice cakes?"

Tamazao: "I command the moon rabbits to make it, and occasionally I will ask Chang'e to cook together."

"Wait for me! Where did Chang'e escape?"

"Eh? Moon, it's normal to have Kaguya and Chang'e? We used to eat moon cakes while eating rice cakes. Kaguya often travels back and forth between the earth and the moon on bamboo, and takes us on a journey from time to time."

Tamazao had a nostalgic look on her face.

"Unfortunately, there is nothing left now. Ever since humans calculated the first cosmic speed and the second cosmic speed, Kaguya can't go back to the moon, and has become a monster who can only walk on the ground."

He Ma: "Uh...Should I apologize here?"

As soon as the voice fell, the voice of the dream-eating tapir came from all directions again: "Yu~zao~qian~ Since you will also show such an expression, why don't you join us, if the mysterious power is restored, maybe the gate of Huangquan will open again, and we can also take those old friends..."

"I refuse." Tamamo said loudly, "I've had enough of the monsters' lack of progress, and the world that hasn't changed for thousands of years. In the last two hundred years of mankind, everything has undergone earth-shaking changes. In the past two hundred years, the new things produced every day are worth the accumulation of immortal life like you and me."

He Ma: "It's not that exaggerated, is it? After all, you have lived for so many years..."

"It's just that exaggerated." Tamamo interrupted Kazuma, then pointed to the front, "For example, this guy in front of me."

In front of Tamamo's finger is the petrified Akaishi Maple. Since the cracks appeared on the screen, Akaishi has turned into a wooden man.

I don't know if the soul is not strong enough to maintain itself in the dream of two big monsters.

Obviously, the "this guy" in Tamamo's mouth does not refer to Akanishi, but the source of Akanishi's bloodline.

Tamamo raised the volume: "This guy is playing this now, it has been playing for many, many years, he played like this in the Jomon period, it was still the same in the Asuka Nara period, and it didn't change in the Azuchi-Momoyama period, and now... finally a little bit. Changed, the special effect of this glass breaking is learned from your anthropology.”

He Ma: "Is it from anthropology?"

"Yeah, before there was no glass, all mirrors were bronze mirrors, you know, so what he made was the effect of a distorted bronze mirror."

Dream-eating tapir: "Jade ~ Zao ~ Qian ~ laughing at me can be said later, you really don't miss the past at all?"

"I don't miss it." Tamamo didn't hesitate at all.

"Life is 10,000 times better now than the backwaters of the past. Do you know how excited I was when the black ship came?

"I used to think that the whole world was like Japan, as if time had stopped.

"I only knew that Kaguya couldn't fly, and Chang'e didn't come to visit often, but I didn't think about why.

"Because at that time, even my curiosity was wiped out, and I just lived like a walking dead day after day. Only by occasionally discovering some maverick humans can I observe and pass decades of boring time."

"For example, Nagamaru is one of the more outstanding ones, and it's a lot of fun to look back on that experience now."

And Ma was stunned for a while, only to realize that Nagamaru was the nickname of Mito Huangmen. When he got older, he changed his official name to Matsuchiyo or Chiyomatsu. After Yuanfu, he was bestowed by Tokugawa Iamitsu. word, officially changed its name to Tokugawa Guangyu.

Tamazao looked straight ahead, as if the elephant-trunked pig was in the void in front of her, and said loudly, "I would not be happy to return to the days of walking dead."

"It's stupid. You used to be a mighty monster, nothing could threaten you, and now you don't even need an external threat, you're going to age and die.

"Just for that short-lived brilliance, to give up a near-eternal life, what a..."

He Ma: "Why not?

"I thought you were the dignified master of the dream world, and you must have a high opinion when you appear here, but you have waited for such foolish words.

"No matter how long life is, if there is no achievement, isn't it like an old lady's foot-binding cloth, smelly, long, and worthless?

"It is because life is short that human beings do their best to bloom.

"As it is said:

"How many things are always urgent; the world turns, time is short. Ten thousand years is too long, only the day and the night."

He Ma directly started speaking Chinese at this time, and the moment the words were spoken, they turned into reality in a dream.

The cracks disappeared, and everything that was fragmented gradually became a complete picture: the stars revolved on the endless fields, the sun and the moon changed.

With the rapid changes in the sky, everything on the earth grows and changes with each passing day.

He Ma continued: "The four seas are turbulent, the clouds and waters are angry, and the five continents are shaken by wind and thunder."

Lightning fell and the earth cracked.

Under the cracked ground, countless giant ships rose into the air, the light of their engines shining with the sun and the moon.

Wait a minute, how does the picture differ from the poem I'm reciting?

Doubts return to doubts, and Kazuma still finished the last sentence of this half-word: "To eliminate all harmful insects, all invincible!"

The whole picture turned into a distant view of the Milky Way, and then zoomed in rapidly. It turned out that the starlight that spanned the entire field of view was not the light of stars at all, but the engines of countless ships.

Ahead of the fleet is the black void, and another galaxy faintly visible at the end of the void.

He Ma originally thought that the enemy of this fleet was something like the Eye of Terror, but now he understands that the enemy of this fleet is "unknown".

Unknown galaxy, unknown cosmic boundary.

Only "unknown" is also qualified to be a human opponent.

March into the unknown, to the edge of the universe, and never stops.

The passion with the horse was transformed into a surging power, and the whole dream was completely out of the control of the dream-eating tapir, and it had to show its original shape.

It is a elephant-trunked pig with many strange patterns on its body.

He Ma looked at the guy and suddenly thought, it must be delicious to use this product to stew potatoes.

The moment this idea came into being, everything around it changed, and a kitchen knife was chopped out of nothingness and chopped at the dream-eating tapir.

"It's terrifying and terrifying." The dream-eating tapir disappeared like a mist, "It actually gave me an appetite, Tamamo-san, what did you find this time?"

Tamazao said with a smile: "The person I liked at first sight, of course, is very powerful."

He Ma: "You are talking nonsense, we were in the same class for three years, and you looked at me for the first time."

Tamazao: "You in the third year of high school and you in the second year of high school are not the same thing, aren't they? Before the phoenix nirvana, it was just a turkey."

Dream-eating tapir reunited when Ma interrupted Yuzao: "If I wasn't the monster of Yumao, I'm afraid I might have been seriously injured by now. Before Yuzao, did you know each other like this?"

"Although it's an old acquaintance, it seems that we are no longer the same."

Dream-eating tapir: "If you use the wrong word, we are not human."

Tamazao: "I will be."

The lines all over the body of the dream-eating tapir glowed purple, and fire erupted from the corners of its mouth. Because it was a dream, Hema could vaguely feel that its anger was affecting the surrounding scenery.

Tamazao: "As expected of the monster of dreams, in the face of Kazuma's pure and surging soul power, he can regain some control of the dream. I wanted you to tell everything today."

"Hmph, if you wanted to know more, you should have just kidnapped me. Aren't you the best at these things? I came here after a full plan, for fear of falling into your trap."

The elephant-trunked pig said angrily.

"How do you know that you are so straight, unlike you, Tamamo Mae!"

"Because of me, I also want to burn brilliantly." Yuzao tilted her head and smiled slightly, "By the way, let me tell you something, in the last year of high school..."

"You've been in your third year of high school for so many years, how do I know which year you're talking about?" Dream-Eating Tapir interrupted Yuzao's words.

He Ma: "It's impolite to interrupt someone like this."

Tamazao and the dream-eating tapir seemed to have temporarily gained some kind of tacit understanding, and looked at Kazuma together.

Tamazao: "No, I want to stare at you, this is for Yamataro."

Then she gave Kazuma a very hard look.

The dream-eating tapir asked suspiciously, "Yantaro?"

"Ah, I mean a third-rate haiku lover."

"He?" Dream-Eating Tapir even forgot the eunuch's accent, "He also raises a half-demon? It seems that he will become my ally..."

Kawama: "The alliance you are talking about is the alliance that revives the mysterious killing of mankind?"

"Of course not. It is an alliance that uses the power of human beings to revive the mysterious. His name is Yamataro now. He must hate the current era and want to return to the glory of the past..."

And the horse: "Pfft."

Dream-eating tapir looked at Hema, spit purple fire and shouted: "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing. I just don't think Yamataro will miss the past. After all, he still wants to chase the novel of the Dream Pillow Tapir. Wait, the Dream Pillow Tapir and the Dream Eater Tapir have dreams and tapirs, shouldn't they? Are you that famous novelist?"

"This is slander!" The dream-eating tapir roared, and the whole world was distorted and fragmented. The body of the dream-eating tapir seems to have activated the world of law, and it began to expand and grow.

He laughed with Ma and shouted "Sword Come" as soon as he stretched out his hand.

Tamazao grabbed him and whispered, "After all, this is its home court, and it may not be able to take advantage of it if you try hard. Maybe it will disappear in the end, and you will become a vegetative person."

He Ma: "I'm not afraid, I've slipped through a few turns at the gate of hell."

Tamazao: "I'm afraid. I'm still waiting to grow old with you."

He Ma's inner desire to fight was extinguished by this sentence, he curled his lips: "You..."

"Don't worry, when you have to fight, I will send you to the battle, just like the previous few times." Yuzao smiled slightly, "The fight now is at most a battle of spirits, so it can't be done."

The dream-eating tapir also seems to have calmed down, its body has returned to the size of a domestic pig, and the lines on its body are no longer glowing.

"My son," it looked at Kazuma, "I will work out today's affairs carefully with you in the future. When I wait for the big plan to be completed, I will definitely ask you to cook and eat me for today. Act, pay the price."

He Ma: "No no, I want to use you to stew potatoes, which is not the same as boiling."

Tamazao: "Is it different? Where is the difference?"

He Ma was asked this question, and I realized that stewing and boiling are really the same thing? But why do you subconsciously feel that stewing is different from boiling?

Is this a paranoia peculiar to foodie empires?

The dream-eating tapir was apparently stimulated by Kama and Yuzao's off-topic discussion, and began blowing its beard and staring again.

"You wait! You wait and see!" After saying that, the ground under its feet moved like plasticine, and it was going to sweep away Akashi, who had been stuck in the same place like a wooden man.

Tamazao: "Wait a minute! You just interrupted me, please let me finish. I just discovered something in my senior year of high school. My soul can also have waves that are close to that of a human being."

The dream-eating tapir stopped and stared at Yuzao: "You lie! You fox, I won't be fooled."

"But you didn't leave." Yuzao smiled, "You think I'm just making up my mind and leave, hurry up and hurry up."

The dream-eating tapir gritted its teeth and looked at Tamamo, unable to do anything.

And Kazuma remembered the temporary entry that lasted for a year that he saw above Tamamo's head a year ago.

He knew that was what Tamamo was talking about.

Because Tamamo is becoming more and more human, she has also started to have entries... so it is.

Tamazao looked at the dream-eating tapir and pressed her hand to her heart: "At that time, I could really feel that I hoped to be admitted to the University of Tokyo with Kiryu and Ma, and I would risk everything for this.

“Afterwards, I compared the last year and the countless spring, summer, autumn and winter I experienced in the past, and came to a conclusion. In the past, because I was too powerful, I could sit back and relax, and I had an infinite lifespan, so I was always a spectator, and human beings also Well, it doesn't matter if you are a monster, to me it is no different from a shadow puppet in a shadow play."

Wait, shadow puppetry... Japan also has shadow puppetry?

While confused with Ma, Tamamo continued: "I was a spectator of stories in the past, and because I didn't have a short life, I couldn't feel it at all. Even after the Meiji Restoration, there were new things every day. day, in fact, there is no difference.

"I'm just looking at the novelties and having fun.

"But that's not the case for the past year, I've really become part of the story, albeit a small part, but I'm part of it. It's only a little bit, but I do burn up and send out my own Bright.

"In the past year, I have really been 'living'. I finally understand that life and death coexist, time will always stay at the age of seventeen, because I can't die, so I can't live. "

The Nightmare Tapir didn't respond, just looked at Tamamo.

Tamazao: "Hey, are you now a spectator or a part of the story?"

At this moment, Ma felt something different from the elephant-trunked pig in front of him.

He understood immediately what was going on.

Before he could speak, the elephant-trunk pig replied, "Of course I am part of the story."

The next moment, the entire dream was distorted, the master of the dream showed all his power, and the dream shattered into countless fragments, each of which reflected the shadow of the dream-eating tapir.

He Ma: "What did you do?"

"I'm just sharing my recent experience with an old acquaintance." Tamamo still looked innocent and innocent, "Did I do something wrong?"

"Didn't this Nima make it stronger?"

"Oops that makes it more challenging."

The moment the voice fell ~IndoMTL.com~ the shattered dream was put together into a complete piece.

The Nightmare Tapir stood in front of the two.

"Sure enough, there is nothing wrong with this path. Human power can also be used for us."

Tamazao: "You're wrong! I don't want to give up everything in the old days, I just want to tinker, and I can never get the real soul."

He Ma suddenly felt that Tamamo's words sounded familiar.

Tamazao-mae is actually the left wing of the monsters?

Dream-eating tapir burst out laughing, with an aura different from just now: "Then let's wait and see. However, you called me, and in exchange, I'll tell you that one of these poor three young humans Time, what happened at the end. Of course, I did a little bit of their tragedies.”

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