I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 44: A chance encounter
Touching the chin with the horse.
As the two administrators said, in Japanese society, a wife's social skills are a huge bonus to men.
Marriage early and getting your wife into your wife will be a very important way to expand your network.
But Kazuma is not yet ready for marriage.
I didn't even think about who to marry.
On the surface, Tamamo has an absolute advantage, and among the women who often gather at Kiryu Dojo, Tamamo is the only one who crosses that line with Kazuma.
But Tamamo itself doesn't take marriage very seriously.
When Ma and Ma asked Tamamo what she thought of getting married, she laughed and told a story: "A long time ago, I had a very good friend, you can be regarded as my best friend.
"We spent hundreds of years together, and then she fell in love with a human and married that human.
"But the lifespan of human beings is so short, especially at that time, a 50-year-old human being has a long life, and her lover will grow old in a blink of an eye, leaving her alone in the world.
"She was tortured by loneliness, and finally lost her mind and became an evil monster. The swordsman of mankind decided to kill the people.
“I stopped Jianhao at the time and begged him to give me the job of sending his friends on the last journey.
"I was one of the strongest Yokai in all of Japan at the time, and the battle lasted only a short time.
"Finally, I cut off my best friend's head and held her head to wait for her life to die.
"At this time, the head spoke."
At that time, He Ma couldn't help but complain: "Can you talk with only the head left?"
Tamazao gently beat the horse and continued: "There are many kinds of monsters, and there are some who can live for a while with only their heads left. The head of my best friend whispered in my arms, 'Thank you. I'm glad to be finally You come to kill me. After the human swordsman kills me, they will hang me up and parade through the streets, and I will be very embarrassed.'
"I said: 'What are you talking about, it's all an old girl who's married, what's the embarrassment about.'
"But like she didn't hear me, she continued to say, 'It's a lonely world without him. I didn't know it would be so painful.'
"At this time, I realized that she has no perception, she is just talking.
'When I saw it was you, I actually regained consciousness. How long has it been since we fought? It's nice to be able to fight you with all my strength at the end of my life. ’
"When I heard this, tears welled up in my eyes. Since then, I have made up my mind that I can have an affair with a human, but I will never fall in love until I find a way to make me human.
"So hundreds of years later, I sang for Miyamoto Musashi, and he knew that if he wanted Kyoto, he would definitely come to my store, listening to the song and telling about his travels.
"I used to be Mito Huangmen's confidant, but when he came to visit with the official document of the general's marriage, I performed a scene of hanging myself. Don't laugh, I really put myself It was hung up, and for the sake of realism, I went up the night before."
At that time, I joked with Ma: "I also want to see you hanging up, it must be very eye-catching. Remember that human beings, men and women, will pee their pants when they are hung up. I want to see it."
Kazuma thought he was going to be slapped by the pink fist, but it looks like Tamamo is really angry.
So he performed a show of the man's ability to bend and stretch.
After confessing with Ma, Tamamo continued: "As a monster, it's easy to fake death, plus I have the help of a family that has served me for generations. Mito Huangmen finally married the man who was recorded in history. princess.
"At the end of the curtain, Sakamoto Ryoma and I became confidants again, but this time I used a man to get in touch with him, so I could avoid a lot of trouble.
"All in all, I've kept my promise to this day. Although I'm getting older now, I'm not sure how long I'll live, maybe like a genie.
"The ending of Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" at the end of the Elf Princess, I feel very desolate. So, we can fall in love, but about marriage, I am afraid I have to wait until I have crow's feet at the corners of my eyes and my chest muscles start to sag before thinking about it. ."
At that time, I raised our eyebrows with Ma, and once learned the world intangible heritage to make bullets fly, I touched Tamamo's conscience and said, "I'm afraid it will take a long time?"
"Then marry another girl, I don't care anyway. But remember, as long as there is a legal marriage, many things will be troublesome."
The above is the conversation between Kazuma and Yuzao in senior year. In short, Kazuma can't marry Tamamao unless she is bound by gravity tomorrow.
And Honami is busy campaigning and can't get married.
Her political enemies are now attacking her, even saying things like "Did she come to vote in parliament with a big belly when she gave birth?"
Among the girls on Kazuma's side, Honami and Tamamo have strong social skills, and Nichinan's social skills are not weak. After all, they are people who have been student council presidents, but they are a little worse than these two standards. cut.
As for Mikako, who is far away in the UK, her social skills are monkey-level, let alone help, she will burn high incense without dragging her feet.
Thinking of this, He Ma sighed and spread his hands to the people in front of him: "I can't help it either."
The Hashimoto Police Department shook his head: "I think you are addicted to the feeling of being surrounded by beautiful girls. According to Weekly Fang Chun..."
"That's a rumor, there's no such thing."
And the horse interrupted him.
This **** flower room Takashi, who made up so many affairs with horses, always felt that it was a bit of a loss for him to invite him to a meal every time.
At this time, Sakaki Kiyotaro coughed, and after attracting everyone's attention to himself, he said: "The topic of office politics, I will talk about it when I drink at night. I think it's almost the time today. If I get off work now, I can still catch the expressway. Back to Tokyo before the blockage."
The group looks at the watch on the wall together.
Kawama: "Is it okay to leave work half an hour earlier?"
"There's still half an hour left, and I can't do any training. Don't worry, tomorrow's physical training will add a base, and make up for the laziness you stole today."
He Ma pouted, thinking that this paramilitary organization is so paramilitary?
Maybe the Self-Defense Forces themselves are not much better.
Sakaki Kiyotaro called his deputy and gave the order "to disband today", then turned his head to Kazuma and said, "Let's go to a welcome party tonight, it just so happens that you are familiar with your colleagues. Let's sit together. Your car goes back to town."
And Ma: "My car?"
"Is there enough seats in your car?" Sakaki Kiyotaro asked.
Mayo grabbed the white and said, "That's definitely enough. If the car is too big, there will be no other advantages."
"Okay, let's go!"
The Hashimoto Police Department frowned and said, "If I don't drive my car back, I'll be in trouble for work tomorrow. There is very little public transportation in Odaiba, and the subway is still under construction. You tell me the place, I will Drive yourself."
"Can't you take the commuter bus of the mobile team?" Sakaki Kiyotaro frowned, looking at the Hashimoto police department with dissatisfaction.
The training ground manager Kishimoto interjected: "Hashimoto's house is far from the departure point of the bus, which is inconvenient. He has to take the bus to work, and he has to get up at four tomorrow morning, which is better than my daughter's participation in the track and field club in the morning. It's still early for morning exercise."
He Ma: "You even have a daughter."
"I got married right after graduating from college, and then I had a child." Kishimoto said as he took out his wallet and showed a picture of his daughter in it. "It's cute, right?"
And Ma: "It's very cute."
Actually not as good-looking as the girls at Kiryu Dojo, but Kazuma is happy to say a few polite words.
At this time, Sakaki Kiyotaro's deputy came to report: "The team members have been disbanded, and I will go to the welcome meeting of the Kiryu Police Department after filling out today's diary."
Sakaki Kiyotaro nodded: "Thank you for your hard work. Tsuno, are you coming?"
Huano Yuji glared at Kazuma, then glanced at Hashimoto and the others, and said, "I, the Inaba faction, will not affect your drinking interest."
Sakaki Kiyotaro stopped Yuji Perano who was about to leave: "Wait a minute! What are you doing? I said that everyone welcomes the Kiryu Police Department together. Why, do you have an opinion on my decision?"
Huano Yuji was silent for a few seconds, and finally bowed respectfully to Sakaki Kiyotaro: "I'm sorry."
"Okay, that's the decision, let's go together, go to the old shop I've been patronizing. The Kiryu Police Department added, the address is this." Sakaki Kiyotaro tore a note from the notepad hanging on the wall, Quickly write down the address with the pen on the notepad and hand it to Kazuma.
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The shop introduced by Sakaki Kiyotaro has high-end lanterns hanging on it.
The moment he saw the lantern, Tsunano Yuji was a little apprehensive: "Hey, although the police department's annual salary is close to 10 million, it will hurt to come to this kind of shop."
Hashimoto smiled bitterly: "The last time I came to a store of this level, it was from Siling Heavy Industries."
Mayo teased: "I guess Siling Heavy Industry has received an equipment purchase order after that?"
"Yeah, we bought a batch of four-wheel-drive off-road vehicles to enhance our mobility." Hashimoto scratched the back of his head, "but obviously now the decisive factor in how often we are there in the event of an emergency is obviously Traffic conditions in Tokyo. Even if you use a new vehicle from Shiling Heavy Industries, you will still be stuck on the viaduct.”
Jokes with Ma: "Obviously what we really should be buying is a giant police robot that can stand up and straddle traffic."
Hashimoto put his hands together: "The Metropolitan Police Department has always wanted to equip us with enough helicopters to maneuver together as a team."
Kazuma: "Wow, if the Metropolitan Police Department has formed an air mobile unit, why would it need the First Airship Regiment of the Self-Defense Force?"
"I guess which police superintendent from the Metropolitan Police Department just finished reading Apocalypse Now." Sakaki Seitaro said, "Don't worry, our meal today will be included in the official expenses."
He Ma: "So we are eating and drinking with public funds? Damn it, when I was working in the Metropolitan Police Department, I ate lunch boxes or bread and cheese from the canteen every day. When I went out to eat, I paid for it myself. God actually eats and drinks with public funds."
Hashimoto frowned: "It's me who is in charge of writing the documents. If you want to do this without flaws, it's very troublesome, and a lot of brain cells will die."
He Ma: "You just wrote it like this, today is Pavlov's birthday, we decided to practice Pavlov's theory of conditioning, and see if we will be able to do it in the environment of the advanced kiosk. Just before serving, the halal seeds are flowing."
Hashimoto frowned: "This will definitely be called and scolded from above."
The Kishimoto Police Department is concerned about another matter: "Whose birthday is it today?"
"No, I'll just joke about it." He Ma waved his hand.
Actually, he didn't know if it was Pavlov's birthday today, but he simply thought of a cross talk satirizing public money eating and drinking that was very impressive in his previous life.
One of the most famous stalks of cross talk has not been said to Ma, because the Japanese can't understand it.
A group of people are chatting, and the female general of the food booth has already come out: "Mr. Sakaki, we have been waiting for you for a long time, please come here."
Sakaki Kiyotaro nodded and followed the female general into the store.
Although Kazuma has a very tight life, he is often invited to dinner at a high-end restaurant by Sauni Music, so he is very proud now.
And Yuji Tsunero behaved like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, looking around.
He Ma couldn't help but ask: "Do you rarely come to eat at such a high-end restaurant? When you were in the Metropolitan Police Department, did you not come to socialize?"
Humano immediately showed a look of embarrassment: "I... seldom have been invited to such a high-end restaurant because my wine is not good."
He Ma: "Oh, so it is."
His "searching and dying" is a bit sarcastic.
Asano asked curiously, "Do you often come to this high-end restaurant?"
"Yeah, music companies like Sonny Music are very stingy when it comes to paying royalties, and they won't give a penny more. But they're very generous when it comes to inviting me to dinner, where I go to high-end restaurants and restaurants. Premium nightclub."
"I almost forgot," Hashimoto Police Department looked at Kazuma and smiled, "You are still a musician who wrote many national-level songs."
He Ma waved his hand: "No, those are the products of inspiration, not my credit. I also don't sell every song, don't say it as if I only write it, it must be a national song. ."
As soon as he finished speaking, Kazuma saw the door of a private room open~IndoMTL.com~ Inside Honami was entertaining some uncles dressed as entrepreneurs.
Honami also saw Kazuma, and she immediately smiled and nodded to Kazuma.
A few uncles dressed as entrepreneurs followed Honami's line of sight and saw Kazuma.
But then the waitress at the restaurant finished serving the food and closed the sliding door again.
Mayo asked in a low voice, "Is that your apprentice just now? Why is she eating with a bunch of uncles?"
“She wants to run for district councillor, and wooing these entrepreneurs can get their employees to vote for her.” He Ma explained.
Honami said this before.
In some remote towns, the election of the mayor can even be completely decided by large enterprises such as construction companies in the town.
The Japanese are very particular about "reading the air". If in the company, the leader says who they want to vote for, most people will do it and give the leader a face.