I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 56: Beauty is also a battlefield
He Ma's side, he originally thought Honami Nanjo only planned to perform on the stage of the beauty pageant to perform a talent or something and it would be over.
As a result, at noon that day, when Nanjo's butler brought a large group of servants into the school, Kazuma found that he was naive.
"Miss Nichinan, she said that she came to find someone who is not afraid to compete with her on the same stage." Nanjo smiled and said to Kazuma, "If I just go through the motions, she will definitely be dissatisfied, right?"
When she said this, Nanjo's servants were opening the clothes box behind her, and laying out the expensive dresses one by one.
He Ma: "Are you going to change into different clothes every time you go on stage?"
"Yeah." Nanjo nodded, and at the same time instructed the servant in a very young lady's tone: "The curtain is pulled over there, I'll change clothes inside."
"Understood, Miss."
The servants began to build something like the flag book of the daimyo during the Warring States Period using cloth with the family crest of Nanjo in the place designated by Nanjo.
The daimyo in the Warring States period commanded battles, and they liked to pull up a square curtain and sit in the middle of the curtain with a small ponytail - it was really a puppet, the thing that the Japanese daimyo in the Warring States period sat on, and Mazai's family home Several of them look very playful.
At this time, many students from Bei Ge's College, who had finished their meal and were in Xiaoshi, on the playground, gathered around curiously when they saw what the servants of the Nanjo family were doing.
Soon, the Japanese food came with the Executive Department of the Student Union.
"Sister Nanjo, when the beauty pageant is going to be held later, the student union has set up a place to change clothes." Rina Niinan pointed to the simple tent next to the playground stage, "You can change clothes there."
"That's right, I have a lot of clothes, and I'm going to change my clothes every time I go up, so I need a servant to help me quickly change." Nanjo smiled and pointed to the feints that the servants moved into the curtain, "This kind of clothes is one of them. It is very slow to change people, but if there are so many servants to help, I am afraid that it will affect other players."
"Nanjo-senpai, you can go on stage wearing clothes that can be quickly changed by just one person." Nichinan Rica seemed to be a reasonable person, she tried to convince Nanjo with reason, "You can circle a place alone. If you change your clothes, students will think it's a special treat for you."
Honami Nanjo smiled, "I have already received the principal's approval. This is the principal's handwritten permission."
When Nanjoo's voice fell, the servant handed a piece of paper to Nichinan Rica.
The student council president glanced at the handwritten words on the paper and said, "It is indeed the principal's handwriting. But I still want to say, Nanjo-senpai, don't you think that competition should be fair?"
"I'm a kendo student," Nanjo Honami frowned. "Of course I think that competition needs to be fair. If it's a kendo duel, I will definitely go all out to pursue fairness. If the enemy has only one hand, I will He will put one hand behind his back and fight him like a sword.
"But beauty pageants are different. Beauty pageants are not competitions. Miss Nichinan, you also plan to show off your bikini at a critical time, don't you?
"It's fine for me. There are also innate conditions in this world that determine that there are girls who can't wear bikinis. According to you, you score points with bikinis, aren't you also very cunning?"
Honami Nanjo made a high-level discussion, but the Japanese cuisine was speechless.
"Okay, senpai, you convinced me. Beauty pageants are indeed such a thing."
"That's right!" Nanjoo said with a smile, "Otherwise, among the clothes I brought, there are a lot of clothes that I haven't worn at all, so how about using them for everyone to choose?"
"Nanjo-senpai, you are too bad-hearted, knowing that your size is not suitable for many people." Niinan Rica smiled bitterly.
"I think Miss Nichinan will definitely fit, maybe a little tight?"
"No no no, it should be a little loose."
"Really? I think it must be the tight side."
Standing next to Ma and listening to this conversation feel like I can't hold back.
He decides to chat with Butler Suzuki.
Just as he was about to leave, he saw Mikako running over with a dress: "Nanjo, can I borrow this dress for a day?"
Nichinan Rina looked at Mikako in surprise: "Will Fujii-senpai be on stage too?"
"There's nothing wrong with that, Hoonami and Danzi are going up, why don't I go up and mix?"
"Uh, um, no problem. Fujii-senpai is a pretty girl too."
"It doesn't matter what it is, I am. Speaking of which, what about eggs?"
"I don't know." Nanjo shook his head, "I also wanted to ask her what kind of clothes she was going to wear on stage, and then she couldn't find anyone."
Fujii Mikako sighed: "I can't find anyone. If one day, we can have a phone call for each person, it will be convenient."
"How could everyone have a phone call? Fujii-senpai is really joking." Nichinan Rina laughed.
"It is possible to have a walkie-talkie." Nanjo glanced at his servants, "My servants now have a walkie-talkie when they go out on a mission. SPs have also begun to use radios widely."
"The Nanjo family is really rich." Niinan Rica sighed, "The biggest feeling I have in organizing cultural festivals these days is that I wish I could equip everyone with something like a walkie-talkie to ensure that people can be found at any time. The whole preparation process, Most of the time and energy are spent on finding someone to confirm the progress."
Nantiao tilted his head: "Then why don't you come to me? The small electrical appliance manufacturer my family invested in has a walkie-talkie in its product line. It's for home use."
"No family can use a walkie-talkie!" Fujii Mikako patted Nanjo Honami on the shoulder as if she was talking about a manga, "What are you talking about, give me a little bit more!"
Japanese comic dialogue, also known as Mancai, has a fixed rhetoric.
And at the end of the mangai, he would say give it to me a little bit. The pronunciation is "one card to Shiluo", which is equivalent to "Fuck you" in Chinese comic dialogue, which represents the end of comic dialogue.
Mikako is a set of two words, and also uses the Kansai dialect deliberately - this is Japan's regional black, I think Kansai people can say Mancai, roughly equivalent to Chinese Cantonese eating Fujianese .
He Ma watched the girls make a fuss. To be honest, sometimes it's not bad. Usually, he is always the absolute center of this small group, and the girls always revolve around him. the sight seen.
So Kazuma suppressed the conversation and told the girls that in 20 years, mobile phones will become a necessity of life, and in 30 years, the country across the sea will enter the era of smartphones before Japan.
In another 40 years, the country across the sea will rely on the mobile Internet to build an extremely cyber-modern society. As long as people go out with a mobile phone, they can meet all travel needs.
Yes, China 40 years later, from the perspective of 1980, is a complete science fiction world. Except for the absence of back intubation and prosthetics, it is completely a cyberpunk world.
But then again, the originator of cyberpunk, Neuromancer, is still five years away from being born.
And Ma Zheng's boundless expansion of thinking was suddenly interrupted by someone: "Senior Kiryu?"
He Ma suddenly woke up from his thoughts and found that Niinan Rica was standing in front of him with one hand on his hips. The boys in the executive department of the student union had disappeared and may have been assigned to work.
It's really powerful to see up close, this.
With the willpower of a swordsman, Kazuma forcibly restrained his sight and looked at Nichinan Rina's face.
"Where's Nanjo and Mikako?" Kazuma asked.
"When the seniors were in a daze, they went into the curtain to change their clothes."
"Oh, okay, I'll go right now." Kazuma didn't turn his head for a while, tacitly agreeing that he should act with the girl, so he answered like that.
Niannan Rica frowned: "Are you going in too? Are the seniors and seniors playing like this?"
Then and Ma realized that they were changing clothes inside.
"No no no, I just didn't react. Can't go, um, can't go."
It is estimated that he will be beaten into the sky by Suzuki's housekeeper and become a star, and he will never come back.
Japanese cuisine: "Senior and senior, haven't you hit home plate yet?"
Hema: "Isn't it impossible to get on?"
"No, as far as I know, a lot of good-looking girls in the second grade have already hit home plate. Now the general opinion is that beautiful girls in high school home plate are justified, and the women's magazine I bought said so."
He Ma scratched his head: "Is that so? I don't think so?"
You must know that China across the sea now has the crime of hooliganism, and the maximum penalty is the death penalty.
He Ma asked Niinan Licai: "The student council president is so beautiful, has he already hit home plate?"
"What do you think?" Niannan Li Cai asked back.
He Ma thought about it and decided to follow his heart, so he replied, "I don't think so."
"It's surprising, you didn't even hesitate." Niinan Rica smiled, "The boys in the second year of high school think that I must have been unspoken by becoming a reader model."
Keep silent with the horse.
Nichinan Rica: "Actually, their views can't be completely wrong. I did meet a photographer who wanted to unspoken rules for me. Even the agent said that girls in this industry want to continue to improve. Go, either have a background and a backer, or sell the hue.
"This industry is very cruel. Actors are under enormous pressure, and it's better for actresses to betray their sex. That's what the agent told me."
Kawama: "Suddenly entered the showbiz secret news link?"
"It's not a secret. For someone like me who has only been a reader model for a few times, it doesn't even count as an entry into the industry. The things I can hear are completely commonplace, and the reporters will ignore them when they are thrown there. .
"Maybe Nanjo-senpai knows more about the secrets of the entertainment industry than I do."
I thought about it with Ma, if nothing else, Nanjo's sister-in-law seems to be a female anchor, and she may indeed know a lot of black material in the entertainment industry.
In addition, the Nanjo Foundation must also invite people to endorse products or something. Nanjo Honami probably heard a lot of secrets from the entertainment industry at various social dances held at home.
Niannan Li Cai continued: "Dream is really out of reach."
"Do you want to become a big star, go to the red and white, go to the martial arts hall to sing?" He Ma teased.
"I don't have the talent to sing. I'm just a little bit more beautiful." After saying that, Nianna changed from a lyrical voice to a daily voice, "I still have things to do, so I won't disturb the senior. Your voyeurism is over."
"No no, I won't peep." Kazuma waved his hand.
"Really? I heard, senior, when you were participating in the Kuixing Banner, you broke into the women's soup in a big way, and there were huge women's characters hanging at the door. You pretended to be a mixed bath. I went straight inside, and ended up being chased by Osaka's female classmates and chopped down several floors."
He Ma: "It's not like that! It's not like that! Damn, what are these second graders talking about!"
"You didn't do it?" Niannan Li Cai asked.
"No, I did it, I did get into the female soup, and I did see an Osaka girl, uh... Then she did catch up to another level and almost kicked my head with karate, but this There's a reason."
Niannan Licai took two steps back silently, and the smile on her face also changed into the kind of business smirk she used when she was taking a photo: "Ah, the senior really showed his youth well."
What's the matter with this cute tone?
"Then, I won't organize seniors to embrace their youth, let's say goodbye~" Nianna Rica quickly retreated.
He and Ma scratched their heads, thinking to themselves, there is no excuse for this.
Niannan Licai is such a girl, Kazuma thought she was the egg type.
"He Ma?" Egg Zi suddenly refreshed behind He Ma.
He Ma turned around fiercely, and a cold sweat broke out on the back of his head: "Don't be scary!"
"I'm not scaring you, I just stopped you normally." Danzi rolled his eyes, "Ah, are you thinking about me just now?"
"Uh... yes, that's a coincidence." He Ma scratched his head, only then did he notice that the chairman is wearing a kimono ~IndoMTL.com~ which is the one He Ma had seen before, pure white background, black color A kimono with a crane pattern.
"It's so beautiful. Did you wear this to the Kendo tournament last time?" Kazuma said.
"Well, did you see it?" Jinguji Tamamo looked surprised, "I thought it was just me being self-satisfied."
There's a feeling with Ma that she's definitely making sure she meets her eyes before bowing.
But she normally thinks that the glass of the bus is brown, and it is almost impossible to see the inside. She can't confirm Kazuma's line of sight. She just bows to the bus. This statement is more reasonable.
Kawama: "You actually put on this kimono again. It seems that you are doing your best."
"Since I'm going to participate in the beauty pageant, then of course I have to find a way to get a good place. My family is only a Wagashiya, and I can't mobilize such a huge material resources like Nanjo, so I can only win with my temperament."
He Ma glanced at Danzizi's chest: "The kimono does have a temperament, but it doesn't show the figure, isn't it a waste?"
"Actually, I have prepared a secret plan," the chairman said mysteriously. "You can be on the stage later, and if you shake your arm like this, the kimono will fall to the side, and your shoulders will be exposed."
He Ma followed Dandanzi's statement and imagined the scene, and it turned out that there was a sense of sight of the Japanese woman in Chow Yun-Fat's God of Gamblers.
So he said, "It's not enough to show your shoulders, you have to show the dragon tattoo on your shoulders."
The chairman smiled happily: "How could there be such a thing!"
"Yes."
And the horse also laughed.
After laughing, Danzi said lightly: "Gods don't like tattoos very much, so you must never get tattoos, Kazuma. After getting tattoos, only evil spirits will like you. This is from the supernatural. Audiophile advice."