I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 56: Sato Inspection Minister

He Ma was about to leave the bathhouse with his head held high, when he suddenly remembered that although his body had dried up, he still maintained the state he had just left the bath in.

His things are on the shelf of the men's soup next door.

So he turned and came back.

The boy just looked at him suspiciously when he turned back.

He Ma grinned at the boy, slid up the wall, and turned back to the men's soup to get his clothes.

He's in trouble in front of the shelf - I'm half way through the shower, should I change into new clothes?

He and Ma have a habit of changing clothes when taking a shower, otherwise he always feels uncomfortable after washing his dirty clothes.

Sometimes he even feels that the dirty clothes irritate the skin and make it a little itchy. Originally, he thought everyone was like this, but when he went to live in the dormitory together at the university, he realized that this was his own fault.

Everyone in the dormitory named Kazuma's trouble "The Phantom Itch" after the title "The Phantom Pain" of Metal Gear Solid 5.

But now, halfway through the bath with the horse, wearing clean clothes feels wasteful, and wearing dirty clothes is unpleasant...

While hesitating, the police outside shouted: "I'm Sato, Minister of Inspection! Listen to the people inside, if you don't come out, we'll break in! Prepare the tear gas!"

He agreed with Ma, put on dirty clothes, and ran out of the bathhouse: "Wait a second! Don't break in! Stop!"

After shouting, he realized that there were only a few policemen outside, including the people shouting with loudspeakers.

"It actually worked." The young policeman next to the speaker man whispered.

Hema's ability to listen to the wind is good, and he can hear such whispers clearly.

The horn man was probably the inspector of Sato. He pointed his horn at Kazuma: "Don't panic! It's very troublesome for the Japanese police to use tear gas. Just to get the tear gas out of the arsenal requires at least three signatures. Words, you won’t be able to figure it out without tossing around for a few days.”

He Ma put down his raised hands: "Is that so..."

"Come here and report your name and address to the school."

"Tokyo Prefecture!"

"Don't be so loud, we can hear you." The inspector Sato waved his hand.

He Ma shrugged, he has been through a year, and when he hears someone want to sign up his name, he will subconsciously become very energetic. It can be seen that this meme pollution has penetrated deep into the bone marrow.

After registering Kazuma's name, the inspector Sato frowned: "Kiryu Kazuma, Tokyo University? Are you that Kiryu?"

Kazuma: "Yes, I am that Kiryu."

I feel that if this trend continues, he will be able to change his name to Nager Tongsheng in the future.

"It's over." Inspector Sato pressed his forehead, "I have never told my wife that I love her."

Kazuma: ?

Sato continued to recite: "I always want to find an anniversary to say this well. After all, we got married and arranged a blind date at home, and then we just got together like this, and never said anything about love... …”

"What the **** are you talking about? Even from Kyushu, it's not so ridiculous, right?"

"I'm talking about the fact that you are a famous disaster star! When you were in Osaka, there was an accident in Osaka, and several police officers died. You were in Tokyo, and there were always accidents in Tokyo. The police station has gone to heaven. Now you are in Fukuoka...and in the jurisdiction of my police station..."

Kazuma's first reaction at this time was: He didn't know what happened in the hot spring town near Sendai. It seems that the US military and the Self-Defense Forces are quite good at covering up.

In the future, maybe where I go, the police will become unlucky, and I will be regarded as a walking plague.

However, the inspector Sato in front of him has fast-forwarded from the rumor to before saying goodbye to his wife, and his ability to associate is too strong.

Is this the way Kyushu people think?

Sure enough, the more the Japanese hometown goes west, the more amusing it becomes?

That's Saga, which is further west than Fukuoka...

He Ma cleared his throat: "I am not the **** of plague. From a scientific point of view, it is inappropriate to assert that I will encounter various major events in the future based on the fact that I have encountered various major events in the past."

However, according to Yuzao, Hema is Qixing Xingxing, the son of man. This is similar to the son of luck when cultivating immortals. The fate of many people is entangled with the fate of Hema, so in the future Hema will definitely meet Then encounter all kinds of big and strange things.

This time, science won't work.

Of course, if you ask Tamamo directly, Tamamo will definitely tell you to believe in science, and then bring out theories such as probability and survivorship bias to convince you.

He Ma continued: "You don't have to worry too much, but I think the confession of love to my wife should be done as soon as possible."

Director of Inspection Sato grinned at Hema Yi: "I was just joking, can't you see it?"

"...Well, I just think your performance just now is very embarrassing."

Director of Inspection Sato sighed: "It's really embarrassing."

The young policeman next to him joked: "Senior Sato has been contributing jokes to magazines, but he has never been selected."

Well, a cop who wants to be a joke king?

Without waiting for Kazuma to comment on the matter, another policeman came over nervously and whispered a few words in the ear of the inspector Sato.

He Ma leaned on Shunfeng's ears and heard it really: "One of the victims registered over there is surnamed Inaba."

"Wait a minute!" He Ma raised his hand and interrupted each other, "The group of people over there took the initiative to beat me, why did they become victims? A group of them beat me up!"

Director of Inspection Sato: "Are you injured?"

"That's not..."

"You beat up the two of them so much that you didn't hurt yourself at all. Now you have to say that they are the victims. It's okay, don't be cheap and sell well."

Kazuma: "No, the fact is that I'm the victim. I can't just because I'm very good at hitting... You wait for me, I only hit one person, how can there be two swollen circles?"

In his memory, only the rock climber named Fujimura was swelled by him using the bench.

Others with a Japanese body at best have a little bruise on their bodies.

"There were indeed two people who were swollen." The inspector Sato took out his police handbook and flipped through the records. "One is called Saburo Fujimura, and the other is called my grandson Yosuke."

"I didn't beat the second one! He broke into the women's bath by himself and was beaten like that by the ladies. It's none of my business!"

Director of Inspection Sato raised his eyebrows: "It's true that this guy called my grandson came from the female soup... So, so he should be considered molesting women? Hey, come and ask the girl who just came out of the female soup. , is anyone going to sue my grandson Yangsuke for indecent assault."

Not far away, the little policeman who worked with the hotel staff to appease the ladies responded.

At this time, the policeman who just came over to report to the Director of Inspection Sato was anxious: "Senior Sato! The third son who called Inaba over there and claimed to be the Chief Inspector of Police!"

"Really? Then? He has three heads and six arms?" The inspector Sato looked at his subordinates suspiciously, "What do you want to tell me about this?"

"Let's just say that's the Inspector of Police..."

"Young man," Superintendent Sato patted his subordinates on the shoulder, "I will tell you a common sense in the police world, the Inspector General is indeed the highest rank of the Japanese police, and it sounds very good, but he only Can manage Tokyo. As the Fukuoka prefectural police, the chief inspector cannot supervise us, and the one who can manage us is called the police chief. You go and ask that Shimo Inaba if he has a father who is the chief of the police. "

The young police officer who reported the news looked like he had lost his thinking during the update of the world view: "Huh?"

Sato patted him on the shoulder: "Go ask! It's alright, the police chief really can't control us. And a non-professional group like us who haven't gone to college will definitely not be able to transfer to Tokyo in the future. ."

The young policeman thought for a while, then nodded: "Then I'll ask."

He turned and ran towards the group of Japanese sports students.

Sato's partner was speechless: "He wouldn't really ask, would he?"

When the voice fell, Kazuma heard the policeman over there asking Inaba Akira: "The Minister of Inspection Sato asked, do you still have a father who is the chief of the National Police Agency?"

The expression on Inaba Changxian's face was even more ridiculous than when he broke his finger with Ma just now.

and Maha laugh.

The inspector Sato also clapped his hands and laughed, and while laughing, he picked up the horn and shouted to Akira Shimoba, who was about to attack, "No matter who your father is, if you attack the police, you have to go in.

"You are here to participate in the Jade Dragon Banner. We will greet you from the Kendo Association. They will definitely remember to disqualify you from the competition and adjust the schedule."

Sato put down his horn, and his partner said worriedly: "Is it really okay? Although the police chief only cares about Tokyo, this is not good for his son?"

"You don't understand?" Sato glanced at his partner, "You have only been in the police station for three years, so you don't know that the boss of our Fukuoka Prefectural Police was released from Tokyo because he did not graduate from the University of Tokyo. , so I was squeezed out by the grouped Eastern Congress."

The young policeman frowned: "What else is there?"

Sato: "Why am I lying to you? Our boss likes to wear a white watch, right? There's a reason for that.

"At the Metropolitan Police Department, high-level graduates from the University of Tokyo will wear a gold watch, which is the so-called gold watch group. A genius remembers 噺バ一中文 m.x/8/1/z/w.c/o /m/

"The boss wears it all day long, how obvious do you think it means."

He Ma and the little policeman nodded together: "So it is."

Sato frowned and looked at Kazuma: "I was thinking about it just now, your ears are so good."

"No," He Ma argued, "you said it in a loud voice just now, is it normal for me to hear it?"

Inspector Sato stared at Kazuma suspiciously for a long time, then shook his head: "Forget it. Anyway, it is not a good thing to have a good ear. The less you know, the longer you will live. Let's go and go to the police station. You should also Are you used to entering the police station?"

He Ma nodded: "Yes. The police station is good. The people inside said it was nice and nice. I like staying at the police station the most." ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~ 1zщ.còм

"Hmph, you didn't go in as a suspect at first glance. Close the team, close the team!"

After speaking, Sato realized that the horn was not on, so he turned on the horn and added: "Everyone pay attention, the team is closed!"

I just went to ask the little policeman who didn't have another father in Inaba and asked, "What about the people from Japan Sports University? Are you taking them away too?"

"Of course! Take it back to make a record. And there was just testimony from this Kiryu and Ma, who said that they were the initiators of the fight, so I'll take them back until I find out what's going on. And there are others over there. , have you asked the girls? Are they going to sue for indecent assault?"

The group of police officers who questioned the girl shook their heads at Sato.

Sato was speechless: "I won't prosecute, as expected..."

Women in Japan have been molested, and they rarely choose to sue, because they feel that it is equivalent to shouting "I'm not clean" with a loudspeaker.

Because of this, the Japanese satyr phenomenon has been repeatedly banned.

In Japan, there are even cases where passers-by bravely seized the **, but because the women involved were unwilling to sue, the ** escaped.

What's more, some Japanese women feel that being molested shows that they are attractive.

Whenever I see this aspect, Kazuma can only sigh "As expected of Japan".

Director of Inspection Sato looked at Kazuma: "Let's go!"

Nodding with the horse.

He was then taken out of the hotel and into a police car.

Sato also got into the car and turned to look at Kazuma in the back seat: "By the way, won't our police station go to heaven tonight?"

He Ma smiled and said, "It won't happen."

"I think so too, how could there be people who are just like the detectives in detective novels, who are unlucky wherever they go." The inspector Sato asserted.

He Ma always felt that he might have said this too early.

Sato's partner got into the co-pilot seat, turned around and asked Kazuma with interest, "I heard that you always hum a song after playing. Is it because you didn't have a good time today that you didn't hum it?"

It was only at this time that Kazuma realized that he forgot to hum the tune~IndoMTL.com~ The purpose of humming the tune is to better absorb combat experience. Of course, experience is never too much. Mosquito legs are also meat.

But it's impossible for Kazuma to say "Oops, I forgot", that would be a waste.

Kazuma: "In this battle, I didn't feel happy at all. Music is a natural product of emotions. Without emotions, there is no music."

The young man who has only been a police officer for three years has seen so much in the market, and immediately showed admiration to Hema: "That makes sense."

It makes sense, your sister, I was talking nonsense.

The inspector Sato is obviously an old fritter, and he is completely unmoved: "You better not sing. My car is old, and it is bumpy to drive. If you sing in my car, I'm afraid you will bite Tongue."

After finishing speaking, he started the car and proved his words with practical actions: his broken car was a little better than the car of the traffic policeman Kobayakawa who had taken a ride with Ma in Tokyo.

But Hitoko Hayakawa's car was bumpy, it was too fast.

Inspector Sato's car is estimated to be less than 20 mph, and it bumps like a 100 mph car, so that's a big problem.

Of course, it may also be that the road conditions in Fukuoka are not good, and there are many broken stones.

In short, when Kazuma fell to the Eastern Metropolitan Police Station, the people were almost torn apart.

"Here we are. Don't put on a bitter face, it's just bumpy."

Director of Inspection Sato patted Kazuma on the shoulder: "I'm going to vomit over there!"