I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 58: Sudden sword and halberd
Three days later, Hema received a call in the evening.
On the other side of the phone is Chief Onoda: "Tomorrow you come directly to the Metropolitan Police Department."
"Is it the Hongmen Banquet?" He Ma asked.
Japan is deeply influenced by Chinese culture, and Japanese people understand this allusion from Chinese history.
"Of course not. There will be a flag-raising ceremony tomorrow, and I will attend on behalf of the National Police Agency. Many press conferences will come."
Kawama: "So soon? I thought I would have to make soy sauce for a few more days."
"Soy sauce? What do you mean?" Onoda asked suspiciously.
It seems that the allusion to soy sauce is okay, this is not an allusion, anyway, the Japanese don't know this.
He Ma: "Nothing, I will go to the Metropolitan Police Department tomorrow."
"Remember to prepare a speech, to be a little more uplifting. Now the TV is all day asking why we have been considering the establishment of a special anti-terrorist unit since the Munich hostage incident in 1972, but it has not yet come to fruition."
Kawama: "Do you want me to dump the blame on the Self-Defense Forces?"
"Don't!" Onoda's voice was an octave higher, "Although it is true that the Self-Defense Force has been preventing the Metropolitan Police from establishing such a force, you can't say such words directly. There are left-wing beats. It's enough that the movie satirizes the government pulling each other back, we don't need to point it out ourselves."
Stunned with Ma, is Onoda admitting that the satires of left-wing film directors are facts?
"Anyway, you're here tomorrow for the flag ceremony, and then give a rousing speech."
He Ma: "Will I be promoted? My sister cares about this the most. She is promoted from the police department to the police department, and the salary is much higher."
On the other side of the phone came Onoda's laughter: "You reassure your sister that you are going to form a new army, and you are very good. The major police equipment suppliers are visiting you with gifts instead. But remember, don't take cash, MPs can take cash, we can't."
He Ma: "What can I get if I don't accept cash?"
"Don't you have an apprentice who is running for district council? Just ask her. By the way, she is the daughter of the Nanjo Foundation, so she must be familiar with that."
"Oh" with the horse, and the other side said: "Then I won't disturb your overnight life, take it easy tonight, and go to the Metropolitan Police Department early tomorrow."
It seems that Onoda has determined that Hema is singing every night.
Actually, I don't blame him. After all, with so many beautiful apprentices of Hema, most people would think that the night life with Hema is very exciting.
Ordinary people will definitely not believe that Hema is fencing with his apprentice at night.
He Ma put down the phone with the busy signal, turned his head and asked Honami who was looking at the door of the dojo: "How do people in the Metropolitan Police Department usually eat kickbacks?"
Honnami was shocked: "Isn't it bad to discuss corruption so directly?"
"There is no one else here, nor is the righteous Amo." Kazuma shrugged.
"There are many ways. For example, Qingliu can hold a concert, and then they will form a group to buy the tickets for the concert. The local inspector said that we were planning to organize a company group event, but No one went. I picked it up on the ground to check, and the tickets were really distributed to the employees of the company, so there was nothing I could do.”
In Japan, most of the anti-corruption and job-related crimes are handled by the Tokyo District Prosecutor.
He Ma: "There is such a way."
"There are a lot of doorways. The consortium didn't bother to bribe the criminal police with betting tickets before, because the efficiency was too low."
He Ma scratched his head: "Will you be disappointed if I become a corruption?"
Honami: "Yes. But I'm not worried about you at all, because you still have a basic conscience and bottom line in your heart. Even if you take a small advantage, it's just a small advantage."
He Ma: "You look down on me, don't you? Look at me becoming a corrupt official like He Shen."
"You will be pulled out by the ground inspector to shoot at targets. Japan is a country that retains the death penalty." Honami laughed.
He Ma shook his head.
Actually, Honami is quite right. Although he and the horse have no psychological burden on Japanese wool, nor do he have any loyalty to the Japanese country, he cannot ignore the basic moral values in his heart.
You can't do great greed, you can only be a thief who takes advantage of small gains and exploits the corners of capitalism.
After making such a decision, Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief. Only then did he realize that he had been struggling with whether to be greedy or not.
He said sincerely to Honami: "Thank you."
"Have you figured it out?" Honami smiled, "Actually, I won't say anything about how much you earn about 10 million dollars a year to improve Xiaoqian's life. After all, I've been playing a silver bullet for the campaign recently."
He Ma: "Is it 10 million yuan? That's more than double my annual salary!"
After he finished speaking, he shook his head: "No, no, it's too much. I'd better use the goods sent by others to try it out."
Honami laughed heartily: "Look, I'll tell you! You can't be a corrupt person at all!
"Your colleagues, it is estimated that they eat more than 10 million oil and water every year. If you think about the Shiratori Police Department, he is one level higher than you, and you know how much more he is paid, but he provided two The child goes to a private college.”
He Ma frowned: "That's true. I still have the royalties from selling songs. It's hard work for one private and two public schools. Shiratori is for two private college students."
He Ma's side is still "off-peak electricity use". When Qingliu went to college, A Mao had already read half of his studies, and he could earn tuition by doing tutoring.
The salaries of TEU students as tutors are really high. After all, there is a brand of TSU.
The White Bird Police Department provided two people at the same time.
Honami patted Kazuma on the shoulder: "Okay, don't think about it, come and practice swords with me, it's rare for me to come here, and I want to stretch my muscles and bones well."
He Ma glanced at Bonami's waist and said with a smile, "Do you have a small belly?"
"I can't do anything about it! It's a restaurant every day. Japanese politics is basically carried out in a restaurant. I'm also glad that the restaurant is not McDonald's, otherwise I would have become a fat woman."
Hema: "Then I'll let you exercise properly. Let's fight today, wear protective gear."
To get full exercise, of course, wear heavy protective gear.
"Also, I'll fight the long-lost full-equipment, and then have a good bath." Honami nodded in agreement.
"I'll help you get dressed." He Ma said.
"Excuse me."
Because Chiyoko went shopping, Kazuma had to go to the storage room next to the dojo by herself to take out Honami's protective gear and put it on for Honami.
When wearing the carcass, Ma and Ma squeezed Honami's waist: "Oh, it's so thick."
Honami screamed in a low voice and slapped Kazuma's hand: "I hate it! I really care!"
"You come to me to practice swords more often. If you consume all the calories, you will not be stored in your belly."
Speaking of and the caravan Honami tied the harness of the carcass, and then found another thing: "You guy, your chest muscles are more developed."
Honami burst out laughing: "Where did you get the habit of calling your chest a pectoral muscle?"
"Brought from my previous life." He Ma said in a mocking tone.
"Then may I ask what you were like in your previous life?" Honami also asked in a mocking tone.
He Ma: "Graduated from an ordinary university, worked as an ordinary company employee, and lived an ordinary life."
Actually, 211 University said that ordinary is not ordinary, but after all, there are so many 211s, I feel like cabbage.
Honami asked earnestly, "Have you never been on a battlefield in your last life?"
He Ma shook his head: "No."
After all, I lived in a peaceful country in my last life. The last war in this country ended when I was less than ten years old, and then there was no war for decades.
Thinking about it carefully, even Britain and France have taken a lot of military actions in foreign countries among the five permanent members. It seems that there is only one person in the five permanent members who is maverick and has not used force for decades.
So much so that everyone has forgotten that since the establishment of this country, the undefeated military virtues in foreign wars have been extremely abundant.
The Shengwei who single-handedly played the Seventeen-Nation Allied Forces was often forgotten.
Honami obviously misunderstood: "Your last life was before the war, right? You lived before the war, but you never went to war. I understand, you were a woman in your last life!"
He Ma laughed dumbly: "How did you come to this conclusion?"
"It's almost impossible for the Japanese men in front of the station to have never been on the battlefield." Honami said, "It's not like it is now. So you were a woman in your last life, right? And the pre-war concept was so feudal, you're embarrassed to say European school, That's why it's called pectoral muscles."
He Ma smiled: "You are thinking too much."
"You say what I said is unreasonable."
He Ma laughed: "I didn't say which country I was in in my last life."
"That's right, you didn't necessarily have to be Chinese in your last life. But there is no country in the world that calls Opie a pectoral muscle."
Kawama: "Okay, the armor is finished, let's practice swords."
After that, he handed the bamboo sword to Honami.
Honami stood up and exclaimed, "Is the protective gear so heavy?"
"Yeah, our dojo's protective gear is standard weight. You haven't played kendo with full gear for a long time before you feel heavy."
"It seems that the number of visits to the dojo will be increased in the future." Honami sighed, "But I've been too busy recently, so I should have time to come at least twice a week after I'm elected to the council."
"You can come every day after you lose the election." Kazuma laughed, then picked up the bamboo sword and walked around in front of Honami to pose.
Hema: "Come on, let's attack."
Honami didn't ask Kazuma why she didn't wear protective gear.
Actually, Hema's strength has long since reached the point where no one but Ah Mao can touch him.
Having Bonami wear protective gear is to prevent Bonami from getting hurt.
And horses do not need protective gear.
Honami: "It's a shame, Master!"
With that, she stepped forward.
"Well, the bottom line is still very stable." Kazuma commented, and at the same time calmly avoided Honami's attack.
Honami: "Although I can't come to the dojo, it's okay to take a horse step every day in the office."
"Walking around at the campaign headquarters?" He Ma was speechless, "Your campaign team must think you're a weirdo."
"No, there is a congressman doing yoga with all the staff in the office now."
Kazuma: "Yoga? Are there still Indian MPs in Japan?"
"No, but some congressmen took political donations from the Yoga Association." Bonami stepped forward again, this time she used a very standard upper and lower split, obviously intending to decide the outcome with speed.
He Ma dodged on one side, and at the same time hit Honami's carcass with his sword horizontally: "It's too slow! Those who will be hit at such a speed are all idiots."
"Did you just call more than half of the kendo fans in the country stupid?" Honami joked.
And the horse: "Indeed."
He glanced at the level above her head.
Honami neglected to practice kendo, and her level dropped a lot. She is not the same as Qingliu. Qingliu's kendo level has not dropped, but she can clearly feel that she has become weaker.
It should be that the sword becomes weak due to weak willpower.
Honami is losing her level. It's like the early online games she and Ma have seen in her previous life, and her experience level will be lost.
Thinking about it, it's unreasonable to think that a person who has spent a lot of time and energy in the campaign and neglected to practice can't keep his kendo level.
On the other hand, the guys with higher grades that I have met with Ma must not neglect exercise.
For example, the old man Suzuki, the old man and Ma saw what grade he was a few years ago, and what grade he is now, he must be exercising.
I don't know if Uesugi Soichiro lay in the hospital bed for a few years, and his kendo level will be lost.
Or do these powerhouses above level 60 who have entered the inhuman realm follow another set of rules?
Kazuma thought about ~IndoMTL.com~ while dealing with Honami's attack, and commented: "It's too slow! There are too many superfluous movements, so it's slow! Remember, if you want to be fast enough, you have to throw everything away Redundant action, go straight!"
"Yes!" Honami responded loudly and energetically.
"Come again!"
"Yes!"
The pair practice lasted for an hour, and Kazuma noticed that Honami's gait was getting a little tired, so he said, "Okay, let's go here today."
Honami put away her sword and saluted Kazuma: "Thank you for your advice!"
After bowing, she took off the peep and swung her bangs, which were completely wet.
And the horse smelled a strong smell of sweat.
This flavor should excite some. Unfortunately not with horses.
At this time, Chiyoko's voice came from behind: "I thought I was in the kendo club of which high school."
He looked back with Ma and saw his younger sister Chiyoko leaning against the door leading to the yard: "How long has it been since Honami practiced kendo so seriously? I don't even think you can beat me now."
Chiyoko has always been at the dojo after all, and she also serves as a teacher to teach the children of the dojo when she goes to work with Ma, so her kendo level is well maintained.
Right now, Chiyoko is already above Honami.
Honami: "I can't pretend I didn't hear this."
"How about the long-lost sword and halberd?" Chiyoko laughed.
He Ma interjected: "Don't make trouble! Honami is going to participate in the election campaign tomorrow."
Honami picked up the mineral water, poured it directly from the top of her head, and then threw the empty bottle: "Get out of the way with the horse, how can you not fight when the mood comes."
Chiyoko also looked enthusiastic: "Okay! Let's see who is the second in command of this dojo."