I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 8: Abnormal noise
Looking at Mikako on the roof, Qingliu muttered in an unbearable tone: "Why do you want to go on the roof?"
As if to answer Qingliu's words, Mikako, who was on the roof, shouted to everyone below: "The wind on the roof is so comfortable!"
Qingliu: "I see, I don't need a reason for idiots and Yan to like high places..."
This sentence made Kazuma, who was about to go up and feel how comfortable the wind on the roof was, gave up the idea of showing off his stunt.
At this time, the female general had already reacted, turned around and put on an expression of admiration and said to Kazuma: "So what the newspaper said is true, Kiryu-sensei is really a ninjutsu!"
He Ma corrected with a serious face: "This is parkour, an extreme sport from France."
"French?" Ms. Kashima was even more surprised, "It's amazing, as expected of a student of Dongda University, and the things you play are so trendy!"
"I am from Dongda University, and she is from the English Department of Sophia University."
"Sophia University? Isn't that a future diplomat? That's why you have to learn the latest foreign things? Sigokuichi." Ms. Kashima showed Kazuma a wave of "ideological diversion" on the spot. , this makes up for it.
Qingliu said angrily: "You think too much, she is just a fool. Although she can climb fast, she can only climb fast."
Kazuma: "I'm faster than her."
"Yes, I understand." Qing Liu said perfunctorily.
At this time, Hou Yi Dayanchuan urged: "The sun is so big, let's go first to the house. I'm almost melting."
Ms. Kashima: "This way, please. The hotel has central air conditioning."
He Ma found out that he had only gotten off the bus for so long, and he was already sweating a lot.
It's just that this mountain is indeed cooler than Tokyo, so Kazuma, who is used to Tokyo's sweltering heat, didn't feel hot for a while.
The group walked to the hotel under the leadership of Ms. Kashima.
At this time, Mikako jumped from the roof to the tree in front of the hotel, slid down the tree trunk, ran back, and walked to the hotel with everyone: "It feels so cool in the mountains, why is Tokyo so hot? ?"
"Because it's Tokyo." He Ma replied without even thinking about it, but no one in this era has been able to pick up on this thread.
Honami: "Urban heat island effect. Recently, the Tokyo Metropolitan Council has a proposal to increase the green vegetation in Tokyo and curb the heat island effect."
"It's rare for a young lady to care about the motions of the Metropolitan Council." Ms. Kashima, who led the way, turned around as she walked.
"After all, my goal is to become a female prime minister. The first step is to win a seat in the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly. If you don't understand it, you can't do it." Honami said with a smile.
Ms. Kashima opened her mouth into an O shape: "Miss, do you want to be a politician? It won't work in Japan. Britain has a female prime minister."
"Because it's never happened, isn't it worth working hard?" Honami asked back with a smile.
"That's it... But to become a statesman or something requires a high degree of education. I remember that a normal university political science department can only be a civil servant..."
"I'm the Faculty of Political Science, Keio University."
Ms. Kashima looked at Honami, Kazuma and others, and asked, "I have a question, Kiryu-sensei, do you...have you ever gone to college?"
Qingliu raised her hand: "I'm in the third grade."
"Huh?" Ms. Kashima glanced at Qingliu, then turned to Miu-senpai Kanaka.
Without waiting for her to speak, Gan Middle School skillfully took out her student ID card: "I am the third year of the Law Department of Dongda University, and I am the senior sister of all of them."
Ms. Kashima smiled embarrassedly: "This... oh, I'm so sorry, I thought you were a primary school student... I'll treat you to ice cream, will you forgive me?"
"Why do you know that you made a mistake, but the compensation you take out is still based on the standards of elementary school students!" Sister Gan Middle School pouted.
Qingliu: "So you don't want ice cream, right?"
"Yes." Miyu Kanaka said firmly, "Give me the strawberry flavor."
"Okay, do the others want ice cream too? My shop has hired a new ice cream maker. Last year, the ice cream we sold was the same as the convenience store on the Hot Spring Street. This year, it has completely evolved!"
Kazuma raised his hand: "I want chocolate flavor."
Mikako: "Then I want chocolate too... Hey, wait, I should have a different flavor from Kazuma, so I can eat it with Kazuma instead!"
Ms. Kashima: "Two chocolates, remember."
"Wait a minute!"
Mikako was about to change, when Honami's voice overwhelmed her: "I'll come with matcha flavor, can I make matcha flavor?"
"Of course, this is the latest trend in Tokyo, right? Our store follows the trend." Ms. Kashima said proudly.
Tamamo: "Is there a Snow Maiden flavor?"
He Ma was startled: What the hell? Grab a snow girl and grind it up and sprinkle it on it?
"Huh?" Ms. Kashima was stunned, "What's the smell?"
"Blueberry flavor." Tamamo silently changed the flavor.
Mikako: "Is it my delusion recently? Eggs have been pretending to be stupid more often."
Tamamo: "It's your illusion."
Kazuma wanted to agree with Mikako, but after seeing Tamamo's smiling face, he decided not to speak.
**
In this way, Kiryu and his party ate ice cream and divided the house and settled down.
Kazuma lives in the big single room that Akutagawa Ryunosuke was said to have liked the most when he came.
The store owner even deliberately named the room "Dragon Between", and a huge dragon-themed Ukiyo-e was painted on the wall.
He Ma always felt that the name "Dragon Between" sounds like the room where the boss is, and it happens that there is such an exaggerated ukiyo-e in the room. This is in a game like dragon, at least a second boss .
However, the view from this room is really good.
The room is located on the third floor of the hotel. From the window, you can see the entire hot spring town and the mountain opposite the shrine.
Sitting in front of such a window does make you want to write something.
Kazuma was admiring the scenery outside the window, Mikako opened the door with a swipe: "Kazuma! Let's go up the mountain to find a hot spring!"
"You, can you stop for a while? It's a hot day."
"Don't you want to climb the mountain, Kazuma? The mountain is right there!"
Mikako actually used the lines of a certain mountaineer.
Kazuma: "If the hotel didn't have air conditioning, I might have to climb a bit. Now I just want to spread out gracefully in the air-conditioned room, like a mud."
"Hahahaha, as if the metaphor of mud is good, I will come too."
After she finished speaking, she lay down in the middle of the main house between the dragons and placed a large font.
Kazuma: "Go back to your room!"
"Why, I spread out here, and I can make you look good on Kazuma."
"I haven't gotten to the point where I have to use monkeys to seduce my eyes."
After speaking, Kazuma intends to ignore Mikako and continue watching the scenery.
But Mikako resolutely said, "Hey! Let's go climbing, na! Na!"
He Ma sighed: "Okay, as long as you don't stop talking, I'll accompany you to climb the mountain."
Mikako got up and said, "Yeah!"
He Ma sighed and glanced out the window. Although his room couldn't get the sun right now, judging from the brightness of the sunlight shining on the hot spring town, the sun outside was very hot now.
Forget it, just take a sauna in advance.
Kazuma stood up and made a "let's go" gesture to Mikako, whose face was full of can't wait.
**
When approaching the top of the mountain, Mikako, who was walking in front, shouted: "Kazuma! Come and see, there is a hot spring pool here! There is also a sign that says Dragon Pool!"
Kazuma quickened his pace to catch up with Mikako. Sure enough, he saw a fork in the road leading to the top of the mountain. At the end of the fork was a stone monument of "Dragon's Pond." He could vaguely see the heat rising behind the hedge behind the stone monument.
Mikako took Kazuma's hand and ran forward, saying as she ran, "The first pond I found is the one that Akutagawa-san likes! If you have such a fate, you must take a dip!"
He Ma couldn't help reminding her: "Don't undress suddenly, there are boys."
As soon as the voice fell, the hot spring pool behind the hedge came into Kazuma's line of sight, Mikako dropped Kazuma's hand and took off her shirt with a swipe.
Kazuma was caught off guard and was about to look away when she noticed Mikako was wearing a swimsuit underneath.
"I knew it!"
He and Ma gritted their teeth and muttered.
Mikako threw her clothes and trousers on the big stone next to the hot spring, threw off her shoes, and rushed into the hot spring.
Then she rushed out howling: "It's so hot, so hot!"
"People have warned before that the hot springs on the mountain are hotter." Kazuma sighed.
He came to the hot spring and took off his shoes, pulled up the legs of his Hawaiian shorts, and tried it out with his toes.
It feels okay.
In college days, the northern classmates who slept with the horse liked to soak their feet and took the horse to soak together. At that time, the water used by the classmates was about this temperature.
After getting used to the horse, I sat down by the hot spring, soaking only my feet in the pool.
Mikako put her hands on his shoulders and pressed them from behind to ask, "Isn't it hot?"
"It's okay, it's just fine to get used to it."
"Then I'll try it too." Mikako sat next to Kazuma and put her feet in the pool.
She gasped when she entered the pool—no, it should be hot.
But she didn't pull her foot out.
For the next minute, Kazuma and Mikako soaked their feet in silence.
I don't know what birds are chirping around.
Mikako suddenly laughed: "I'm sitting here in a swimsuit, isn't it like those landlubbers in high school swimming class?"
He Ma glanced at her and said with a smile: "You dare to wear such a bold swimsuit to swimming lessons in high school, aren't you afraid that the teacher will knock you into the sky and become a star?"
"I'm flying and shouting 'I'll be back' right?" Mikako took the conversation fluently.
"Almost."
Mikako giggled.
After laughing, the two sat here and soaked their feet quietly for a while.
Then Mikako stood up without warning: "Council Mikako can't stand the heat now. He's going back to the hotel to turn on the air conditioner! Please give an order to retreat!"
He Ma also stood up: "Okay, retreat!"
Mikako saluted in a proper manner, then picked up her clothes and quickly put it on, turned her head and smiled at Kazuma, suddenly wanting to push Kazuma into the hot spring pool.
Kazuma dodged gracefully, and Mikako threw herself into the hot spring pool.
The water splashed in an instant, as if the spring of the hot spring suddenly turned into a geyser.
"Do you think this will make me careless? Don't underestimate the man who came back from the gate of **** over and over again!" Kazuma squatted by the pool, smilingly looking at Mikako who got up from the water and was all wet, "Oh Oh, kill or kill."
Mikako's face is full of grievances: "I'm not happy if you don't come down and get wet together."
and the horse stared at her.
She also pouted and stared at Kazuma with an awkward expression.
He Ma sighed: "Just let it go."
Mikako smiled and hid at the edge of the pool.
He Ma jumped up with a "hey" sound, and fell into the pool.
The splash was bigger than when Mikako fell into the water just now.
Mikako was covered in spring water, but she smiled happily.
She laughs as she holds up the spring water in her hands and pours it on Kazuma's face.
Kazuma: "Don't do this, the speed at which we get the water out has exceeded the speed at which the hot spring water flows in! This pool is going to bottom!"
The spring of the hot spring is not actually in the pool, but next to it, it flows into the pool along a bamboo sink.
The water in the pond was almost full just now, and the whole person could soak in it. Now, Kazuma and the others have made the pond deep just below the knee joint.
Mikako kept laughing, but at this time she couldn't breathe, she stopped splashing water, took a few deep breaths, and said, "Okay, let's stop making trouble, I'm tired from laughing, and the muscles on my face are numb. Let's go. Let's go back..."
As she said that, she climbed out of the pool and shook the water from her hair like a cat.
"Hey!" Kazuma, who was slapped again, protested.
Mikako looked back at Kazuma: "This is the final attack!"
Kazuma was about to fight back with the water in the pool, and Mikako was about to run, but her foot slipped.
She subconsciously reached out and grabbed the hedge by the pool, but it only turned her body over in the air, but did not prevent her from falling.
She just fell into the pool face down.
Backward and horse.
The thought in Kazuma's mind at this moment was: Are you here, the romantic comedy is set, because the two kissed together because of wrestling!
A second later, Kazuma realizes that the comics are all lies.
Mikako's forehead slammed into Kazuma's front teeth.
The first and second hardest parts of the human body are head-on.
Also, with the height difference between men and women, how could it be just mouth-to-mouth, unless it was deliberately aimed.
Although Kazuma took a step back, in the end, he caught Mikako firmly, and no two of them fell together.
But he suspects his front teeth are dead.
Mikako was fine. She rubbed her forehead and complained, "No, shouldn't this kind of kiss be taken advantage of?"
"Sorry, I didn't aim well." He Ma teased, and he couldn't hear any regrets in his tone.
Mikako looked at Kazuma and suddenly smiled: "How do you feel?"
Kazuma: "It's okay."
"What about eggs?"
"You're fatter."
"Why do you have to use this kind of word! It's plump, plump, understand!"
He Ma picked up Mikako, walked to the edge of the pool, being careful not to let himself slip, and then put her down until they reached the trail of climbing.
"Are you still going to the top of the mountain?"
Mikako folded her arms around her chest, and it seemed that she suddenly became shy at this time: "If you don't go, it will be too embarrassing to meet someone who is climbing the mountain."
"Are monkeys embarrassed too?"
"Yes! I blush when I should blush."
As if echoing Mikako's words, her ears were visibly red.
She turned around to start going down the mountain, but she took a step forward and stumbled.
He Ma hurriedly supported her: "What's wrong?"
"I...seem to have a sprained foot. No, it's just a sprained foot. It hurts."
He Ma sighed: "You are too heavy, even if it is me, it is unlikely that the princess will carry you down the mountain. In this way, you stand firm first."
Mikako stood firm on the small bushes by the roadside and looked at Kazuma.
He Ma came to her and squatted down on one knee: "Come on, come up."
"Okay!" Mikako replied happily, climbing on Kazuma's back and wrapping her arms around his neck.
He Ma shouted and stood up, carrying Mikako to the hotel halfway up the mountain.
Mikako whispered in his ear: "You and the horse are pinching my thighs, lewd."
"I'll let you go and drag you behind me like a cloak."
"Don't talk, don't talk! Don't let go!"
After that, Mikako was quiet for about two minutes.
Then she whispered to the horse's ear: "Slippery~"
From time to time in Japanese, redundancies with no specific meaning are used to express some meanings. For example, "slippery" sounds like "slippery". Another example is "giggling" in Japanese spoken as "Nianya".
Now He Ma listens to the "Zi Liu Zi Liu" in his ears, and his face is "Niyania".
When we got down to the hotel, Kazuma asked Mikako, "You, did you learn how to flirt with Master in college?"
"What are you talking about, beautiful girls understand these things by nature. You may have forgotten that I am also a beautiful girl." Mikako's hands tightened when she said this.
Kazuma: "Hey! Icantbreath!"
"Ah, sorry. But why speak English!"
"Show your respect for the English Department of Sophia University?" He Ma said. In fact, the memory of a previous life suddenly took effect.
It's been more than a year since I've traveled through, and the events of my previous life are still vivid in my mind as if they happened yesterday, which seems a little strange. If there are seniors who are transmigrators, Kazuma really wants to ask if they will be like this.
It's a pity that this world doesn't have a great emperor who loves to keep a diary.
Kazuma passed Mikako under the torii gate at the entrance of the hiking trail, and saw Tamamo standing on the public terrace on the second floor of the hotel, watching them.
Honami is sitting in the chair next to her, having afternoon tea.
This hotel is obviously completely decorated in a Japanese style, but the terrace is very foreign.
Tamamo's voice drifted from afar: "I persuaded the female general that the hot spring bath in the hotel is open an hour earlier today, and it's ready to take a dip now, you two, go in directly, I'll let the hotel prepare clothes."
It is also an unwritten "rule" to change into hotel clothes during a stay at a hot spring hotel.
Mikako asked in a low voice behind Kazuma: "Kazuma, Eggman said so! Let's go to the mixed bath!"
"I refuse."
"Huh?"
"If I get into the mixed bath, not only will you come here, but Honami will probably come as soon as she bites her teeth. If another man gets into the mixed bath, wouldn't it be cheaper for him?"
"Hee hee, Kazuma cares about this."
"Of course." Kazuma raised his head and shouted to Tamamo: "Got it! I'm going to the men's soup! By the way, Mikako has a broken leg and needs to be dealt with."
Yuzao nodded: "I see, then I'll go to the female soup to wash with her and take care of it."
Mikako waved to the second floor: "Please, Eggman!"
Tamamo nodded, then turned and disappeared on the terrace.
Honami stood up, went to the edge of the terrace, pressed the handrail and asked, "How is the mountain?"
"Ryunosuke-san has a good vision for choosing hot springs." Kazuma responded.
"I see." Honami nodded.
He Ma exhorted: "If you're going to take a dip, remember to wear a swimsuit!"
"Got it! Even if you don't tell me I will."
He Ma laughed. There really is no need to remind Honami about this. She now feels more and more like Tamamo, and she is too stable.
Seeing Honami returning to the chair on the terrace and sitting down, Kazuma also looked away and entered the hotel's main entrance with Mikako behind her back.
"Oops, you got a leg cramp?" The female general was busy behind the counter in the hotel lobby, and when she saw the scene, she immediately came out from behind the counter with a medical box, "Every year we have customers here with cramped feet, and now we are in our hotel. The waiters here are all experts at dealing with sprained feet~IndoMTL.com~ Come, let me see."
Kazuma puts Mikako on the chair in the lobby.
Ms. Kashima could see at a glance which foot was in trouble, so she took off her shoes and took a closer look.
A moment later.
"Well, a small problem, the tendon didn't hurt anything, just pulled a little. As expected of practicing ninjutsu. I probably won't feel the pain in the day after tomorrow." Ms. Kashima said while spraying Mikako's foot. I sprayed, and after spraying, I put two big pieces of plaster.
"This is the plaster of the shrine on the other side of the hot spring town, and it is very special."
He Ma frowned: "Isn't that shrine a fake made by the Tourism Bureau for tourism?"
"No, it's a shrine dedicated to the local patron saint. It has a history of hundreds of years. The Tourism Bureau just renovated it after the approval of the Ministry of Education."
At this time, Tamamo went upstairs and downstairs into the lobby with a medicine box and a change of clothes. She had a thoughtful expression when she heard this.
He Ma looked at her.
Since it has a history of hundreds of years, there is no reason why Jinguji families who are familiar with sacrifices and tributes do not know about this shrine.
For a moment, silence descended on the lobby.
Outside the gate of the hotel, the sun is fierce, and the cicadas are constantly chirping.
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