I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 84: Old acquaintance

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He Ma deliberately exaggerated and let out a sigh of relief: "Huh, you've come, I'll pee my pants if you don't come again."

Tamazao smiled: "Then I should come later and bring a camera to take a picture of your embarrassed state."

"You forgive me. But humming this song can really bring you here... If you don't come, I can explain it with an illusion. When you come, I can only believe that this is a mysterious event. Yes."

Shen Yin, in layman's terms, is straying into a hidden place.

For example, the famous movie "Spirited Away", in fact, the literal translation of the original Japanese name is "Spirited Away".

And like some horror games, a group of people are trapped in a certain school in a different time and space, which is also considered a kind of mystery.

Tamazao looked at Kazuma and smiled, "This is an illusion."

"You ran out of the hallucination?"

"Maybe it's because you like me too much, you want to meet me."

He Ma: "Then I dream of you every night because I like you too much?"

"No, that's called thinking day by day and dreaming at night."

"Come on, seriously, what's going on? Don't talk about quantum entanglement!"

Tamazao didn't answer immediately, but turned around with a serious expression and walked forward holding Kazuma's hand.

"Let's get out of here." Her voice drifted from the front.

It was only at this time that He Ma found out that she was wearing that white kimono with ink patterns on it, so he joked: "You still have time to change a set of clothes and come back?"

"This is your hallucination. You see what I'm wearing just because you like me in this suit." Tamamo seems to continue to insist that this is an hallucination.

Isn't it weird that a character in a hallucination is so self-aware?

However, if Kazuma knew that he was complaining, Tamamo would immediately point out, "That means that in your impression, I am such a self-conscious person."

Tamazao leads Kazuma through a long passage of countless torii gates.

As they moved forward, the surrounding red-based scenery collapsed, gradually revealing clear water and blue sky.

He Ma watched for a long time, but couldn't see where the surrounding scenery was.

Finally, the road formed by the torii came to an end, Jinguji Tamamo looked back at He Ma and smiled: "See you in the real world."

"Oh, but how do I leave? The scenery around me has changed, but I'm still hallucinating, aren't I?"

Tamazao smiled and said nothing.

Then Kazuma's vision blurred.

The scenery is gradually swallowed by white light.

When everything went completely white, he opened his eyes and woke up.

He is sitting on the side of the road as large trucks roar past on the road in front of him.

Even though he was lying on the innermost side of the sidewalk with Ma, the gas from the exhaust pipe still blew into his face, causing him to cough.

He was about to stand up when he saw a pair of feet in small sandals on his right, with bells tied with red ropes around their ankles.

He Ma looked up along his ankles, and what caught his eye was a familiar long skirt, a thin bee waist tightened with external straps, exaggerated pectoral muscles that were about to cover his face when viewed from below, and a smiling face. smiley face.

He Ma: "Is this also an illusion?"

Tamazao smiled: "No. I just happened to pass by and saw you lying on the side of the road."

What a coincidence!

"It's obvious that I sang and called you here!"

Tamazao tilted her head: "Song?"

Fit it, you do it.

He wants to stand up, because if he looks up at Tamamo like this, a certain part is too stealthy, and it will remind Kazuma of the scene he has often dreamed about recently.

But after working hard with the horse, I realized that my legs were a little unstable.

He subconsciously wants to grab a nearby bump as a force point.

Fortunately, Tamamo moved quickly, grabbing his arms with both hands and holding him up.

Otherwise, He Ma will become a **** who is attacked in public.

"This angle of view is more normal." Kazuma looked down at Tamamo and said, "So what's going on?"

"Is it Shenyin?" Tamamo responded.

You just said it was a hallucination!

As if sensing Hema's internal complaints, Yuzao continued: "In fact, most of the gods are hallucinations or lies. Some people bet on horses to spend the wages they just paid, and they will lie about being a thief when they go back. , some people go to fool around with the little three for a few days and don't go home, they will lie that they are hidden by the gods.

“While most of these incidents are quickly uncovered after reporting to the police, the lies they tell will spread.

"Because most people prefer mysterious events such as Shenyin, and are more willing to spread related rumors."

He Ma looked at Yuzao and said, "As expected of you. If I don't pass the Metropolitan Police Department in the future, I will write a light novel with the title "The big monster living in my house is determined to become a scientist and explain everything with science." "."

"Such a long novel title will be rejected by the publishing house." Tamamo laughed.

Oh, yes, the concept of light novels has not yet been fired up, and "Hearing the Wave", which many people regard as the origin of light novels, has not even been created.

Therefore, the titles of novels in this era still focus on simplicity, rather than words like gold.

"So what's going on? Be serious." Counting the one in the dream, this is the third time Kazuma has asked this question.

This time Tamamo didn't interrupt again: "Tunnels, etc., are high-incidence areas of mysterious and supernatural events.

“Especially those tunnels that are forcibly built regardless of actual needs, because there is very little traffic flow and lack of maintenance, so they will have a great atmosphere and are very popular among supernatural enthusiasts.

"I've bought so many paranormal magazines, and almost every few issues have a topic about reporters visiting a certain tunnel on the spot.

"I always sigh when I read psychic magazines, the government is wasting all the tax money on these useless projects."

He Ma nodded: "I felt the same way when I saw the development plan of Hokkaido. Are so many expressways built for the sake of the bear?"

"About this, in fact, the expressway of Hokkaido also has the intention of facilitating the armored divisions stationed in Hokkaido to counter the Soviet landing troops."

"Then I guess the ultimate use of these roads is to facilitate the advance of the Soviet armored group into the hinterland of Hokkaido. Wait a minute, we are talking about Shenyin, what about the Soviet Union! Say Shenyin, Kamla!"

The last Kamla of the exclamation is "comrade" in English, and He and Ma imitated the Soviet accent.

Tamazao was amused and laughed happily.

After laughing, she continued: "Generally speaking, the more sparsely populated the place, the lower the power of science, so those remote tunnels, abandoned schools and hospitals may really lead to Chang'an. gap."

He Ma: "The ones I just saw are called Chang An, I know I know, this is an illusion, you don't need to stress it anymore."

Seeing Yuzao's expression, Ma and Ma felt that she was going to emphasize it, and hurriedly stopped her.

"The old undersea tunnel in the Kanmon Strait has been built for so many years," Tamamo continued. "It is not uncommon for it to become the entrance to Chang'an after less traffic at night. After all, there is that guy in the Kanmon Strait..."

He Ma: "Who? Is it a guy who looks like a terracotta figurine?"

"Pottery figurines?" Yuzao tilted her head again, "What kind of pottery figurines?"

He Ma thought about it and said the most obvious external feature he could capture: "It's a terracotta figurine with eyes like two horizontal walnuts."

Tamazao frowned: "Pottery figurines from the Jomon period?"

Yes, it seems that everyone's eyes were impressed when they saw the pottery figurines.

Tamazao had a thoughtful expression, so she kept quiet with Ma and didn't disturb her until she came to a conclusion.

Finally, she said, "I've never heard of that guy's hobby of collecting pottery figurines. But because that pottery figurine looks like a horror movie, it will be used in many horror works.

"There is also Osamu Tezuka's three-eyed boy who also appeared in the show. After all, he looks very unique and is easy to impress.

"Where did you see that figurine?"

He Ma: "On the truck of Fufu Technology, it seems to be a modern imitation. Each pottery figurine is almost the same, and it is obviously cast from the same set of molds. Things that were hand-made by ancient people are not like this."

"Then these stains on your body... you jumped while driving?" Tamamo asked again.

"Yes, I rolled a few times on the ground to cushion."

"And then see the figurines?"

"Yes, I saw that pottery figurine..." He Ma probably pointed to the position on the sidewalk where he saw the pottery figurine, "It was standing there, there was no car on the road next to it, and the traffic light at the intersection was red. The lights are flashing randomly, obviously it is no longer reality."

Tamazao nodded: "What else?"

"There is also a song, it's a children's song "Bird in a Cage"."

Tamazao was speechless: "It's quite scary to hear someone sing "The Bird in the Cage" under those circumstances. Many Japanese nursery rhymes are scary."

"Yes, the melody can be used as background music in horror games by changing the melody."

"But she can sing 'The Bird in the Cage', which means that guy didn't run away. She likes that nursery rhyme very much, just like I like 'Passing Song'." After speaking, Tamamo suddenly raised one hand, saying yes Greeting someone, "Yo, long time no see."

He Ma was stunned for a moment, then turned to follow Tamamo's gaze.

He sees a guy in a striking red kimono standing next to the tunnel entrance in the distance. Even with his "eagle eyes", he couldn't see the guy's face clearly, as if only his face was shrouded in a mist.

However, the sound still penetrated into Kazuma's auricle, and I don't know whether it was because Kazuma's hearing was superb, or whether the other party used magical powers such as sound transmission.

"Tamazao-san, I don't have a girl to feed you anymore."

He Ma was shocked, did you say this as soon as you came up? He glanced at Yuzao beside him, and found that Yuzao was smiling, as if the other party was just talking about ordinary household chores.

The voice continued to float: "She didn't tell you, right? Tamamo-mae is a vicious monster, whether it's human or monster, she doesn't hesitate to eat it."

Tamazao said, "Hema, I have never eaten human."

At this time, the cross talk actor He Ma suddenly had a natural attack and replied: "Who said that, didn't you eat me up?"

"But I didn't stew you."

"Then I thank you."

At this time, the voice of "that guy" floated again: "Is this your lover this time?"

"No, I've never fallen in love with a human before, and I've never had **** with a human. But this time, I'm in love."

"No wonder, you're getting weaker."

"To each other."

Said Tamamo and handed the parasol in his hand to Kazuma: "But if I want to fight you now, the consumption of demon power is too serious, and the replenishment of demon power is too slow in modern times. So, if you want to attack, you can only ask me The Darling has come to unplug you."

He Ma holds the parasol and poses as a wooden knife.

Suddenly, Kazuma discovered that there was a mystery in the handle of the parasol. He grabbed the middle of the umbrella rib, pulled the umbrella head off with force, and pulled out the Western rapier hidden in the umbrella rib.

Wow, cool.

Tamazao whispered: "He Qingliu's guitar sword is a craftsman's product."

And the horse nodded. To be honest, with a knife in his hand, he is not false to any demons and ghosts.

There was a "hehehe" laughter from there: "Tamazao-san, you are still the same as before. In this case, human affairs will be solved by human beings. Anyway, it won't be long, what kind of **** are you doing? It's time to find out."

He Ma sneered: "Do you still want to block your eyes? I already know, you guys are going to make trouble at the Thousand Lantern Festival."

"That's not what I'm trying to do, that's what humans are trying to do to 'artificially induce kitsch' with a preset scenario. I don't even know what kitty is. There will be a future, Tamamo-mae."

The voice fell, and Kazuma saw the thing move backwards towards the tunnel.

No, it looks more like floating.

He Ma asked Tamamo in a low voice, "What kind of monster is she? Can you find it in Shigeru Mizuki's Illustrated Monster Encyclopedia?"

"Should be able to find it. But I don't know if his body is Hai Fangzhu or some other sea monster. I have never been directly hostile to her, and have not seen the body."

"So you monsters fight and bite each other?"

"Yes, it's very bloody. So many banshees are pacifists, because everyone wants to be beautiful, and they don't want to show their true colors."

He Ma: "I think your prototype is also beautiful, that furry feeling is great."

Tamazao smiled and said nothing.

Kawama: "So the welfare technology not only eats the dream tapir, but also joins forces with other monsters."

"It doesn't have to be a joint effort. It might just be that the transporter was going through the undersea tunnel, and she found the perfume I left on you and came out."

I still smell perfume?

He Ma looked down and sniffed in confusion.

"You don't think that you only have Bai Meixiang on your body, do you?" Yuzao asked with a smile.

He Ma suddenly remembered that Tamamo had given him a gift made of wheat ears before, and he had been wearing it all the time. It was probably the smell of that.

That's what happened.

Tamazao asked again: "What's the matter with the collaboration between Dream Eater Tapir and Welfare Technology?"

“I heard the news~IndoMTL.com~Fufu Technology has newly established a fourth development department related to dreams, don’t you think it’s a coincidence?”

"Indeed." Tamamo suddenly raised his eyebrows, "Well, Kazuma, I have a very important question for you. Where did Mikako go?"

Kawama didn't react for a while: "Mikako...Fuck, I forgot."

He grabbed Tamamo's hand and glanced at her watch: "Fuck, it's been so long since the round I made with her. Did I pass out by the side of the road for three hours? Let's hurry up. Let's go, where are you somersaulting clouds?"

Tamazao puffed out a laugh, raising her hand and snapping her fingers.

An unpretentious car pulls up and pulls to the side of the road.

"The somersault cloud is here," she said, "please."

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