I Will Die If I Don’t Give Birth To The Male Lead!:
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Downstairs, the security guard and Teacher Wu watched in horror as large swarms of birds flew over in the darkness.
What's wrong with this? Is there an earthquake?
However, in the next second, these birds all fell on a few people, spreading their wings, pecking at the hair on the top of their heads, while tilting their tails, rubbing their cloacas down.
Ms. Wu who teaches biology: "...!"
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
This is the male bird's request to the female bird to mate|The action during mating, **** it!
She crumbled and waved her hands, trying to get rid of the messy birds that fell on her, but there were too many birds, and one flew over three. She asked the security guard for help, but no one paid any attention.
Looking back, the two big men were blushing, as if they didn't feel the birds rushing madly, they approached each other a little bit...
What did she see? !
Are these two security guards actually a pair? !
Gosh!
She actually saw a living gay!
The two security guards stared at each other closely, panting and approaching each other a little bit.
Ah, they never felt that the other party was so charming.
Look at that messy beard, how manly;
Look at the greasy skin with large pores and acne, exuding strong male hormones;
And the fat belly, so charming and sexy, when running, it will dangle up and down...
They even feel that they have finally found a man who wants to last a lifetime!
As soon as the two of them were about to kiss him, Teacher Wu burst out with a scream of horror, finally awakening their sanity.
Fuck! Damn it! Damn it!
What happened just now? !
He actually wants to kiss this fat man (a wretched man with acne marks)!
The two separated quickly and followed Teacher Wu's sight. The scalp exploded in an instant.
A large swarm of dense insects rushed towards them, crawling on the ground, flying in the sky, everywhere.
Ms. Wu is a woman, and there is no such thing as a woman who is not afraid of centipedes and cockroaches.
She couldn't help it anymore, what kind of party Lu Ranran taught the head principal to be a fart in front of the hordes of bugs!
She dashed towards her apartment.
Running back to the house in one breath, locked the door, and looked back and saw that the dog I kept in the apartment was a young male Teddy, who was standing not far away before he had time for sterilization. Look at yourself.
She breathed a sigh of relief, sat down on the sofa, hugged the dog in her arms, kissed, and said, "Haohao, do you miss your mother?"
Teddy barked several times, spread his legs apart, rubbed her back and forth, lifting her hips.
Ms. Wu felt something wrong, and picked up his son to have a look. Between the two dog legs, next to the egg, a red thing was greeting her.
Next, a jet of white liquid sprayed directly onto her body.
Ms. Wu: "..."
Fuck his ancestor for eighteen generations!
Tomorrow my old lady will take this beast to be sterilized!
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In the bathroom outside the broadcast room, Ji Zeyang's action of closing the door stopped, and his dark pupils stared at the stunned girl.
Lu Ranran was inexplicably weak in his legs, and he quickly threw the empty bottle in his hand into the trash can, and said: "Are you all right? Okay, let's hurry up..."
The voice grew deeper and deeper, and finally disappeared between his lips.
As if he didn't hear a glance, he let go of the doorknob, and walked towards her slowly but firmly.
Looking at her from start to finish, the line of sight is not an instant.
Lu Ranran backed up, he approached, she backed up again, and he approached again...
Until she couldn't retreat, her back pressed against the cold wall.
Ji Zeyang raised his hand to support the walls on both sides, trapping the person between his arms.
There was a dark flame burning in the dark pupils, and the tongue of fire stuck out, licking her skin little by little.
Lu Ranran felt that he was stripping his clothes with his eyes.
"My day!"
Lu Ranran frantically complained in his heart, "The effect of this perfume is a little too good, and Hey|Huo Burning Body is not of the same grade at all, Ji Zeyang can't control it anymore."
At first, when I wanted to burn my body for 30 minutes, this person was so calm that he couldn't see any reaction at all.
001 has a guilty conscience. It stands to reason that the effect of perfume is the same as "desire|burning body".
But no one has used it before, maybe the manual is wrong.
This is not important, the important thing is: "Lie down! Lu Ranran duck! Toilet play! Whether the male lead can be born or not depends on now."
Lu Ranran: "..."
Giving birth to your sister, she is still in her sophomore year!
The teenager, or a man, stares at the girl in his arms, his chest is slow, but the bullying is extreme.
The hot breath fell on her face, and then slowly moved down with the owner, and finally fell on her neck, stopped moving.
Lu Ranran got goose bumps on her body.
She didn't look down at what he looked like now, she could imagine what the scene should be without even looking at it.
For the first time, the calm and almost indifferent teenager exuded such a strong pressure. It was an aggression factor that has remained unchanged for trillions of years in the blood genes of male organisms.
Just when she thought he was going to kiss him, he paused abruptly, said "sorry" in a hurry, turned around and left without warning, strode into the room, and slammed the door tightly. Then came the sound of falling locks.
Lu Ranran hurriedly ran under the faucet to wash his hands.
001 screamed in her throat: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, Lu Ranran, you stupid! Why didn't you push him down! Why!!!"
Lu Ranran sneered.
If Ji Zeyang really came down just now, she wouldn't mind giving him a lesson that he will never forget.
After carefully scrubbing with hand sanitizer five or six times to make sure that there is no smell, Lu Ranran stopped.
She listened attentively, the bathroom was extremely quiet, she couldn't hear any sound, and she didn't know if he was in it.
After a long time, there was a splash of water inside.
The door was reopened.
Ji Zeyang glanced at Lu Ranran, his eyes were complicated.
He moved his lips without saying anything, turned on the faucet to wash his hands, and used hand sanitizer.
Lu Ranran: "..."
It's really hard not to make people think too much.
Lu Ranran told him that there were no security guards downstairs. Ji Zeyang glanced at her, nodded, and still didn't ask anything.
The two went downstairs, just as the party was over.
The campus of No. 1 Middle School is too big, and the broadcasting room and the meeting place are at two opposite corners. The birds and bugs over there did not affect the next party.
Ji Zeyang called Lu Zhengyu and Peng Lan and said to wait for them at the school gate and go home together.
The two stood at the gate, far apart, like two people who didn't know each other.
The classmates passed by the two of them. Seeing Ji Zeyang's face with coldness, Lu Ranran was not very enthusiastic, and no one dared to go up and say hello.
Peng Lan and Lu Zhengyu were chatting with other parents while walking. Those who can afford Le Shui No. 1 are rich people, and many rich people are human spirits. The weird thing at the party today, one You can guess it by guessing.
Someone vaguely boasted: "Lao Lu, your child is terrible. It's a big deal."
Lu Zhengyu can't laugh or cry. He hasn't seen his daughter yet, so he asks clearly what's going on.
While speaking, Peng Lan's surprised voice came, "Husband, Ran Ran."
Speaking, let go of Lu Zhengyu's hand and walked quickly towards her daughter.
Lu Ranran raised his head when he heard the sound.
Peng Lan: "Where did you two go, mother is anxious to death."
Lu Ranran: "The party is boring, I ran for fun."
Peng Lan saw her daughter take off her shirt and hugged her chest, there was obviously something wrapped in her clothes.
She didn't ask any more.
Lu Zhengyu and a group of parents with their children came over. Everyone praised Lu Ranran and left with their children.
Lu Ranran also got in the car with his parents.
Ji Zeyang himself sat in the front passenger seat, and the Lu family of three sat in the back.
In the car, Lu Ranran threw the clothes away, took out the contents and looked at it with delight, it was a brand new suona.
Peng Lan: "..."
Sure enough, it was the daughter who was making trouble.
Lu Zhengyu asked: "What's wrong? Didn't you say that you are going to sing "Invisible Wings"? Zeyang, what's the matter?"
Ji Zeyang: "Lin Jingshu, the girl who played the piano broke Ran Ran's wings."
When Lu Zhengyu and Peng Lan heard this, they were both furious. Why is this girl so bad-minded? !
The couple said: "No, I have to contact the school tomorrow and ask her to apologize to you!"
Lu Ranran bitterly added: "I have to make her lose money!"
Ji Zeyang: "...It is certain to ask her to apologize for compensation, but it is not easy to deal with if you hit someone."
Actually, Lu Ranran's biggest crime should be maliciously disturbing the order of the party, but there is no evidence for this and it can be denied.
Battered someone? !
Peng Lan and Lu Zhengyu looked at each other: "..."
My daughter has become a school boss.
Ji Zeyang: "May have to invite parents..."
Lu Zhengyu and Peng Lan said in unison: "Please parents?!"
Lu Ranran's rare conscience discovered that looking at the excited Peng Lan and Lu Zhengyu, they wouldn't feel embarrassed, would they?
Peng Lan almost burst into tears with a whimper, and threw herself into Lu Zhengyu's arms, "Husband, we finally have the day when we were invited to be a parent, oooooooo, so touched..."
God knew that when her daughter didn't come back, she saw how envious the little sister was when the teacher asked her parents because the child was disobedient.
Lu Zhengyu returned to hug his wife and was inexplicably moved: "Yes, we have waited for 17 years, and finally we have waited for such a day."
The couple fell into a weird self-movement.
Lu Ranran: "..."
Why does she feel that her parents are a little bit sand sculpture?
But after another thought, both of them can lose their children, and it is not surprising that the sand sculptures are at all.
Ji Zeyang: "..."
He took a deep breath and continued: "...maybe you have to report criticisms and want to review."
Lu Ranran shrugged, not caring at all, "As long as Lin Jingshu loses me money."
It's a trivial matter of reviewing something.
In the third middle school, the teacher looked numb to her review.
Once she was punished to stand on the flag-raising stand and read the review. When she read it, the classmates below all laughed stupidly. Although she didn't understand what was funny, she was thinking about the review very seriously.
In the end, I was bombarded by the dean of teaching.
Afterwards...well, after that, the teacher didn't seem to let her read the review again.
This is really a sad past.
Ji Zeyang: "..."
He sits at the front and looks at the family of three behind through the rearview mirror.
What kind of strange species are this family? !
He suddenly felt that it was not easy for him. In the seventeen years of the Lu family, not only did he not have a long history, but he became a five-good boy with comprehensive development of morality, intelligence, physical education, and labor. It was really too hard for him.
Ji Zeyang guessed right, Lu Ranran was invited by his parents the next day, and he had to write a review.
When the two entered the class in the morning, the classmates in the class booed together, oh oh, yelling "Sister Ran Mighty".
With Huang Yankun's big mouth, everyone knows who made the suona.
I really admire Sister Ran, why are you so awesome!
The classmates in the class were all educated by the nobles since childhood. Even if my mother sells critics, they can still smile. They have to take care of the overall situation, maintain the image, want this and that, and rarely completely tear their faces.
Like Lu Ranran's situation where he just hits the end head-on when he disagrees, I can't even think about it.
In the eyes of these young girls whose rebellious nature has been suppressed by elite education, Lu Ranran is so handsome!
Lu Ranran stood on the podium and clasped his fists: "Polite and polite, not blowing for a long time, unfamiliar, so everyone laughed."
"Oh oh oh oh oh!"
There was another scream and laughter below.
Chen Liren held her face and shouted: "Sister Ran, I want to marry you... Ah, Yan Yiming, are you **** sick?!"
Yan Yiming sneered: "Die this heart, you have no hope in your life."
Ji Zeyang: "..."
He quietly put aside his face, walked around behind Lu Ranran, and walked to his own position.
Idiot, he cursed in his heart, confessing his suona in front of so many people, what else did you hide from yesterday?
Sure enough, the next second came a question from the head teacher: "Lu Ranran, do you admit that you played the suona?!"
It's quiet in the classroom.
Lu Ranran turned his head, teacher Wang, the head teacher, stood at the door of the classroom, followed by Lin Jingshu, who was pale and red-eyed.
Ji Zeyang stood up, and just about to grab him, he saw Lu Ranran blinking, "Teacher, bragging, you believe it too."
Class teacher: "..."
Ji Zeyang: "..."
All classmates: "..."
After the weird silence, there was another chuckle chuckle.
Able to bend and stretch, Sister Ran Niu.
001 laughed wildly in her mind: "Hahahaha Lu Ranran, you are so rascal, hahaha, teacher is going to be **** off by you."
The head teacher took a deep breath, "Okay, let's not mention the suona, how do you explain the beating?"
Lu Ranran's mouth twitched, and the spikes on his body were erected: "If you hit it, you hit it. Who told her to owe it."
Class teacher: "Notify your parents to come, and write a 1,000-word review, and submit it before noon today."
This child may not be bad in nature, but he is too arbitrary. If he is not well disciplined now, it will be too late in the future.
[Ding Dong! The random mission is activating... Please announce your ownership of Ji Zeyang in front of all the teachers and students in the school, and let the little **** who covet Ji Zeyang play the ball! 】
The head teacher was originally prepared for Lu Ranran to argue with reason and even to bargain. After all, she was really not the fault of this matter at the beginning.
I didn't expect Lu Ranran to say: "Is it enough to just write a review? Do I need to read it in front of the teachers and students of the school?"
The head teacher's nerves twitched, "Why, do you still miss it?"
Lu Ranran nodded: "I miss it a bit."
He looks very eager to try.
"Then you can take advantage of the Spring Festival Games and read it on stage."
Lu Ranran grinned, "Thank you teacher!"
The head teacher almost didn't catch his breath.