I’ll Quit Being a God Chapter 1: Valentine’s Day (Two Thousand Six Hundred)
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The cold in winter is still severe. Whenever the dry north wind appears, the cold will follow.
Although the two-dimensional "White Album" season has a sad and romantic feeling, in fact, not many people really like winter because it is too cold.
Fortunately, after the New Year has passed and the new semester has begun, the distance between the sun and the northern hemisphere will gradually become closer, and the days will become longer and longer.
The beginning of spring is coming.
According to the current changes in the four seasons, it is too early to say spring, but winter is coming, can spring be far behind?
At least among the cherry blossoms in the prestigious school, the breath of spring is gradually filling the air.
However, Guan Junyan feels that this has nothing to do with the change of seasons, it is purely because the Pandora's box called love has been opened.
And he is one of the people who opened Pandora's box, and the other one is of course Yagami Setsuna.
With the opening lightning strike after transferring to a new school, students' yearning for free love is out of control. Especially after the student union changes and the new student union president Ishiroha takes office, the clamor becomes louder and louder.
The campaign slogan of Ishiroha is exactly - "Advance with the times and abolish unreasonable school rules". Mingming has only been in school for less than a year, but he defeated another competitor by relying on the students' yearning for spring. Former Student Union Vice President Tsuda Takatoshi.
Of course, Tsuda Takatoshi's own talent is also one of the reasons for his defeat. Who knows that in the last student union, Tsuda Takuri was the only man, and the others were all girls, and they were all beautiful girls.
You are the public enemy of boys.
With Hikigaya Hachiman's push, Tsuda Takatoshi easily lost half of the votes.
Yes, Hikigaya Hachiman.
Ishiroha was able to come to power because of Hikigaya Hachiman's great efforts and the participation of the service department. Isiroha cleverly entrusted the service department to help with the election, which also caused a lot of trouble.
Guan Junyan was busy with things behind the scenes at the time and didn't come to school much, so naturally he didn't participate.
However, although I am no longer in the world, there is always a legend about me in the world.
This sultry guy, Hachiman, not only exploits Tsuda Takatoshi's weaknesses, but also exploits the strengths of the service club. The pioneer of free love is in the service club. You understand, understand, understand.
Understood! Understand! Understand!
No one - waving hands - understands love better than you - waving hands -!
Although the school tried its best to suppress it, it was of no use. The Japanese student union was running and it was difficult for the school to interfere. The school's board of directors also had to consider the background of the Ministry of Service.
Guan Junyan will be so eye-catching when he returns to school in December, and this is also part of the reason.
After the rumors about returning to his hometown to get married were clarified, they still did not stop.
From time to time, boys come to have love affairs in the name of asking for help. Hikigaya Hachiman joked more than once: "The service department might as well change it to love affairs."
"Whose fault do you think it is?" Guan Junyan used the skill "White Eyes".
"Are you talking about Yagami-san?"
Hachiman also uses the skill "Salted Fish Stab", which is extremely effective.
"What did I do wrong?" Iori Setsuna expressed his innocence.
Guan Junyan fell into silence. Ya was right. Yagami Setsuna's confession was the starting point of everything. The most important thing was that her confession was successful.
"You are cruel."
Hachiman shrugged proudly, although he was immediately despised by Yukinoshita Yukino - so he was a boy.
"Well, well, it's almost February 14th after all." Yuigahama Yui acted as the mediator as usual.
February 14th, Valentine’s Day.
"Grudge." Hikigaya Hachiman curled his lips and returned to the dead fish state.
"Do you have any objections to this day?" Guan Junyan asked maliciously.
"No, not for the festival itself, but for the capitalists."
Hikiko Hachiman folded his hands with a deep expression on his face.
"There is neither blessing nor love on this day in history. Needless to say the story of St. Valentine's crucifixion, this day is also the day when gangs launched a fierce struggle, known as the 'Blood-stained Valentine's Day'. The way things are now is all a conspiracy of the candy industry and a trap of consumerism."
"You said something similar at Christmas." Guan Junyan complained.
"That's why it's more important to say, think about how long it's been since Christmas? Then there's White Day, and a lot of so-called new festivals. They say it's love, but it's all business."
"When you put it that way, it seems like a lot." Yuigahama Yui tilted her head.
"Yeah, right."
Someone agreed, and Hachiman became even more interested.
"Pocket money will not increase because of the festival, it will increase expenditure and reduce the quality of life - although it is happy to receive chocolates from Komachi, I don't know what kind of chocolates she will prepare this year. ”
Yukinoshita Yukino sighed helplessly, expressing the subtext of "This person is hopeless" vividly.
Guan Junyan looked at Setsuna Yagami and Mio Kagura on the other side with a smile, looking at the cute expressions on their faces, he was in a good mood.
Hachiman, you are wrong about something.
Blood-stained Valentine’s Day still exists today. This day has always been a day of bleeding, in every sense of the word.
At this time, the sound of arguing came from the corridor outside the door.
"Why are you there too——"
"Well - I personally think that's what I should say..."
"Okay, okay, you're all here, let's go in together, maybe we all have the same problem."
Later, there was a knock on the door, and a girl's head poked in.
"Hello, hello, may I excuse you?"
This face impressed Seki Toshihiko, Hikigaya Hachiman’s classmate, Ebina Himina.
Coming with her was someone she knew, the leader of the girls' group in the class, Yumeko Miura.
The person who was arguing with Miura Yuiko was a girl with short flaxen hair, flaxen eyes, and an appearance that was not much inferior to Yumiko. She was also one of the most well-known girls in the school, Ishiroha, who is the current student council president.
"Excuse me, what can I do?"
Minister Yukinoshita Yukino sat upright and asked meticulously.
Miura Yuko hesitated and hesitated to speak, but Iiroha was generous and spoke frankly:
"Senior, do you like sweets?"
Senior, refers to Hikigaya Hachiman. At this time, it is easy for people to misunderstand such a question, but no one in the service department misunderstood, and Hachiman also answered very calmly:
"No matter what it is, Hayama will happily eat it."
Everyone knows that Ishiroha likes Hayama Hayato, and she asked this just to tease people. Hachiman seems to be the most bully in the entire service department, well, it seems.
"Hayato won't accept chocolates." Miura Yuiko crossed her arms and interjected.
"Huh?"
Ishiroha's eyes instantly became dangerous, but Miura Yuiko didn't give her a chance to show off, and said.
"He won't accept chocolates on Valentine's Day."
"Huh?"
Ichiroha finally reacted.
Although Miura Yuko also likes Hayama Hayato and is her biggest competitor, this time she is not targeting herself, but simply telling the fact that she "does not accept chocolate".
"Why?"
"I guess I don't want to cause a dispute or something like that. I can't accept yours or mine, and I can't go to Shuyuan www.zhaoshuyuan.com to accept them all. It will cause comparison, and there will be a return gift for White Valentine's Day later, Ye Shan My classmates don’t look like they have a date.”
Guan Junyan didn’t understand before, but now he understands, and there are people around him who are struggling.
Kotoko Iwanaga was the most generous, acquiring a chocolate factory. Setsuna Yagami was the most active, with several aunts running back and forth. Even Mio Kagura, who was the last to wake up, was pulled into the kitchen by her mother.
Although Guan Junyan is not in Tokyo and cannot do certain things, he can still taste it.
The shop owner has used magic to open a shop all year round, and has his own way of simulating taste. Guan Junyan also learned it - how can a chef open a shop if he has no sense of taste?
"Classmate Guan is right."
Yukoshita Yukino confirmed that she is Hayama Hayato's childhood sweetheart.
"When I was in elementary school, every Valentine's Day, the atmosphere in the class would become very bad..."
"Do you understand? If you understand, just give up." Miura Yuiko pressed forward step by step.
But Ishiroha is not a fuel-efficient lamp: "What about you, Miura-senpai? You came here because you don't want to give up."
"I..." Miura Yuko, whose thoughts were revealed, could not maintain her superficial strength and said a little coyly, "I...want to give it a try. Everyone will prepare for the exam next year. This is the last chance, so close Classmate, please help me."
Guan Junyan was confused when he was named.
What does it have to do with me?
I am a man, I am only responsible for collecting, not delivering.
Besides, Hayama Hayato is also a man. Do you want us to fencing?
When I looked up, I saw Ebina Himina covering her nose with her hands, and a bright red leaked between her fingers.
If I remember correctly, this is a fujoshi.
Guan Junyan was horrified and immediately moved towards Kagura Mio and Yagami Setsuna.
"I am a straight man."