I’ll Quit Being a God Chapter 19: Guan Tieju

The lighting engineer prepares.

Get a set of strong flash lights, the kind that can blind a 24K titanium alloy dog’s eyes.

Special effects artist prepares.

Add GN particle floating effects to me, and prepare some mosaics for emergencies.

The sound engineer prepares.

Starting from BGM, the Great Wall, thump → thump↗ thump↗ thump↑ thump↘ thump → thump↗……

The band will also play for me.

I want all the ancient costumes, guqin, flute, erhu, pipa, and all kinds of flower folk music equipment.

What about the dance? Don't be stunned.

The pressure is raised, the fairy dresses up, and flies into the sky.

The next step is me as the protagonist.

Bloody clothes! The clothes are torn!

His face flushed with excitement and he shouted to the sky.

"So delicious..."

“This bowl of Mapo Tofu utilizes the power of fire from the origin of human civilization to a superb level, creating a dish that can be called the art of fire.”

"Ah ah ah ah, what should I do if I can't eat such delicious food anymore? How should I face this dark life."

No, I can't continue acting.

The people who came here removed all the lighting, special effects, sound, and stage design, and then put the clothes back on, so it was normal.

This plate of mapo tofu is really delicious.

Whether it’s the selection of materials or the knife, fire, and seasoning, there’s nothing to be picky about.

But if you want to say that it tastes so delicious that it causes all kinds of strange phenomena, like being possessed by a demon - don't worry, that's a banned substance, a drug, not a dish.

It’s just delicious, without all the bells and whistles.

As for worrying about a room full of monsters and ghosts...it's certainly spicy enough.

Even if it is not the devil pepper, it is at least the level of the seven-star pepper, which is no small matter.

But Guan Junyan once learned the secret of eating spicy food from a Chongqing girl - he can't stop.

That's right, you can't stop. Don't put your chopsticks down until you move them.

Don't believe that you have to stop and take it slow. The more you stop and the slower, the more your mouth will burn.

Ice water, carbonated drinks, etc. can only have a temporary paralysis effect. Once the energy is over, it will be the same.

I really can’t stand it. Either don’t eat it, or eat it with rice. It’s more effective than anything else.

Based on this girl’s teachings, Guan successfully traveled through Sichuan, Yunnan, Hunan, Jiangxi, and Hubei, and never had to worry about not being able to eat.

Of course, it’s another thing to have your mouth on fire after eating, or even have blood in some areas.

The owner of the shop is obviously knowledgeable, and the time for serving the dishes is just right. After the mapo tofu is finished, the Kung Pao chicken comes, followed by spicy and sour potato shreds, and finally ends with tomato and egg soup.

The spiciness gradually decreased, but the taste of the subsequent dishes was not affected by the strong taste of the first dish.

Guan Junyan also cooperated very well and put on a show of eating all the time. Except for the beginning when he choked because he ate too fast and had to go find water, the whole process was smooth and smooth, and he ate heartily.

By the way, the initial description is not entirely exaggerated. There is a red face and a refreshing feeling, mainly because of the spicy food. The weather is hot and I broke out in a sweat. It is better than fighting with Kagura Mio. I sweat a lot.

The most amazing thing is that there is no discomfort from the stomach to the anus. Could it be that this body is actually the legendary Iron Chrysanthemum?

Taking out a cow's head to drink water, Guan Junyan held the soup bowl and drank it in one breath, wiping his mouth vigorously.

"I'm full."

The eyes of the food-eating ghosts who were watching the whole process were astonished: "Really, have you really finished eating?"

The old cunning ghost Hua Piao sighed: "I am getting old, and I am increasingly unable to understand today's young people. I might as well bring my grandson here next time and give it a try."

"I suggest not." The Great Tengu sniffed hard, "Although my nose is not as sharp as a bull's head, the smell of the fire is unmistakable, and it feels stronger than before."

"Then how did this little boy..." Shuten Doji did not hide his curiosity.

Ibaraki Doji was the boldest. He directly dipped his hand into the mapo tofu soup, put it in his mouth and sucked it.

The next second, Ibaraki Doji’s arms turned into a magnificent vermilion.

The strong wind swept across, and flames suddenly burst out of the open kimono and exposed back, spreading out at an astonishing speed and turning into a pair of wings of flame.

Because the change was so sudden, Guan Junyan had no time to react and was almost involved.

Fortunately, Shuten Doji came back in time, opened his mouth and blew out a colorful breath to block the flames.

The other two sides, Hua Lao and Dai Tengu, also took action in time, each using their magical powers to confine Ibaraki Doji's flames to a very small area.

"Little Red Ghost, are you performing fire breathing?"

A voice rang.

It sounded very peaceful, and there was no fluctuation, but it made Ibaraki Doji tremble all over, and his arrogance disappeared in an instant, and he lowered his eyebrows and looked down.

“Oh~~~~~~I, I was wrong, I didn’t mean it.”

Has the legendary shopkeeper finally shown up?

Guan Junyan quickly followed the sound and saw that the kitchen door curtain was half opened.

There is a person standing in front of the door.

Ordinary.

Even Guan Junyan was a little disappointed.

Every customer in the store has a strong sense of presence, no matter how powerful they are. Even the skinny little Hua Lao has a detached air that looks down on the world.

But I couldn’t feel anything from the store manager.

With a nondescript voice, look for Shuyuan www.zhaoshuyuan.com. Distinctive facial features, average height, and slightly chubby figure.

In addition to being able to tell at a glance that she is a woman, Guan Junyan can't even find any obvious features that can remember her.

Subconsciously, I opened the system, only to find that there was nothing in front of me.

There is no name, no character information, and no prompts, as if this person does not exist at all.

Illusion? Doppelgänger?

Such speculation came to Guan Junyan's mind.

This is one of the few shortcomings of the system. Character information must be displayed face to face, and cannot be obtained in other ways.

It wasn't his true form that frightened the mighty King of Ghosts into this state. Guan Junyan became more and more curious about the true identity of this shop owner.

Ibaraki-dōji was trembling, but the shopkeeper’s tone remained calm:

"Forget it if it doesn't cause any damage. Remember to thank the little blue ghost, the slipper and the licking dog."

"Hi! No! Yes!" Ibaraki Doji nodded repeatedly, as well behaved as a quail.

Other demons and ghosts also breathed a sigh of relief.

"I know what you are curious about, and I know what you are talking about." The shop owner looked around and said calmly, "The reason why this child did not respond is because he has a special constitution. As for what kind of constitution it is and what it does. It has nothing to do with you. I have something to talk to this child about alone next. You—"

"I'll leave right away!" The slippery ghost lived up to his name, he was slippery and fast enough, and he ran away without a trace.

"We also——"

Shuten Doji put away his cigarettes and looked at him flirtatiously, got dressed, and pulled his **** friend... Jiyou.

Ibaraki followed for two steps, then suddenly waved his hand and walked back:

"Shopkeeper, can I say one more thing?"

"Yes!"

"This guy Hua Lao didn't pay the bill!"