I’ll Quit Being a God Chapter 44: The monster without eyes
Whether it is hot summer or cold winter, the day will pass and night will eventually come.
The difference is nothing more than sooner or later.
The red sun hangs low and the sky is getting dark.
Women's screams rang out in the old urban village, adding a bit of terror to the neighborhood that was already like a ghost land.
However, if you hear the content of the scream, the scary atmosphere will disappear and become ridiculous.
“It’s so spicy~~~~~~~~”
"Spicy, so spicy~~~~~~~~~"
"I, I really can't eat it."
"You have to eat even if you can't eat. You know the consequences of not being able to finish eating."
"Help."
The screams continued for more than ten minutes before stopping.
The three women held onto the wall with one hand and pressed their stomachs with the other as they stumbled out of the only remaining shop on the street.
While walking, I complained.
"Master, you cheated me, you clearly said the food here is delicious."
"What did I do to you? Isn't it delicious?"
"But you didn't say the food here would be so spicy."
"I never thought that Mio would order mapo tofu. I have never seen chili peppers on the table at Kagura's house."
"I heard it from Guan Junyan yesterday. He ordered the Mapo Tofu here. When he saw the menu..."
"It's this kid again. I know. He must have suffered a loss yesterday and wanted to drag people into the water. He just agreed hypocritically. I shouldn't have listened to you and come here."
"No, Master, he has sent us an email telling us how to eat - ah, there is another email. Drink more milk to relieve the spicy food."
"Don't mention the email. I'll get angry when you mention it. Look at what he sent before? Keep eating, don't stop. As long as you eat fast enough, the spiciness won't catch up with you - are you sure this is not a joke? ?"
"This..."
"I really want to thank Xiao Mio this time. If you didn't eat half of it, Setsuna and I don't know how long we will suffer - you must tell us if you feel uncomfortable, and Auntie will carry you back."
"No need, Auntie, I'm just doing what I said in the email. Although I feel a lot of pain in my mouth now, it's not as exaggerated as you said when I eat it."
"Huh? How come?"
"Is it really effective?"
Both master and disciple were stunned.
Of course they who can "talk" don't know that it is the two mouths that are not easily blocked that make this decisive difference.
Kagura Mio just keeps eating, not talking, just eating.
Master and disciple Yagami were talking while eating. As soon as they opened their mouths, the eating assembly line was broken, and the spiciness would emerge from the stomach and mouth again. At this time, eating will naturally become spicier.
Guan also knew this and wrote the email like this on purpose.
I accept your favor and cure your bad breath. It kills two birds with one stone. It is a pleasure.
Kagura Mio picked up the phone and asked: "About the milk..."
"Believe him again." Yagami Hayate slapped the wall, "Even if it is useless, it will not be harmful, and it is good for growth and development - Xiao Mio, Xiao Mio, let me know how much you have grown up. ”
"Hai, Hayate-sama." Kagura Mio quickly backed away, showing a rare shyness and panic.
Iori Hayate held his hands in vain, and approached with a smile: "What are you afraid of? More rubbing can also help the development, and strive to surpass Wangui and Qianzuru as soon as possible."
Iori couldn't stand it for a moment and pulled off his master's clothes: "Don't you think it's spicy?"
"Confirming Xiao Mio's size is more important, and there is nothing here..."
At this point, Yagami Hayate's footsteps suddenly stopped, his frivolous expression stopped, and he made a concealed gesture with one hand.
"...Let's go buy milk. Where is the nearest convenience store?"
"It's a little far, about 700 meters to walk." Kagura Mio also returned to normal and replied. She took out her phone just to check this.
"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up, I can't stand it anymore."
Iori was the most anxious for a moment and started running.
While running, he turned his head to urge, but he ignored the road ahead and hit the wall in front of him.
No, not the wall.
It is a person similar to a wall.
He is over two meters tall, with a waist circumference of at least one meter and a half, and a big bamboo hat on his head.
For a girl with a height of 15 or above, it is indeed a wall.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect there would be anyone here."
"No, you have the right idea."
Someone answered, but it was not from the wall man, but from behind the wall.
"There are indeed no people here, only monsters."
"How can there be monsters in this world?" the girl said nonchalantly.
"That's because stupid humans have forgotten that we exist."
With these words, a short figure also wearing a bamboo hat appeared on the wall nearby.
Then, a face that was obviously not human appeared.
"Monster, monster!!!" The girl was so frightened that she turned pale and sat down on the ground.
"Yoshiyoshi, this is the expression, this is the expression I want to see. Stupid human beings, be more afraid, in fear..."
The little monster floated closer with an intoxicated face.
Then, he was kicked away and spun around, hitting the wall next to him.
Immediately afterwards, several shurikens shot through the air and pinned the monster directly.
"How about being scared?"
The girl sitting on the ground patted her **** and stood up with a grin on her face.
"I thought it was some big monster, that's it?"
"Sleeves rolled up???" More than one exclamation sounded.
Another slender figure wearing a bamboo hat jumped up the wall, but was slapped back to the ground in the next second.
"If you have time to look around, why not take care of yourselves."
"You, who are you?" The monsters finally panicked.
"Iori Hayate." The woman on the wall was condescending and looked down upon all monsters.
"Iori Setsuna."
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Then, fire burst out and the monster fell apart.
"No, get out quickly!!!"
The upper road was blocked and the back road was blocked. The monsters could only rush forward crazily along the alley.
However, this road is also blocked.
By a girl holding a thunder knife.
"Destroy, you monster."
The thunder knife swept across and the divine power was purged, completely blocking the monsters' escape route.
At the same time, the figures of Master and Disciple Yagami flashed, and Yagami-style killing techniques were executed with deadly moves.
The monster with the words on the bamboo hat seems to be the leader and the most powerful. He was not killed by Yagami Hayate, but his death sentence was only changed from immediate execution to suspended death.
"Remember, humans forget monsters not because they are stupid, but because they are unnecessary - humans have already passed the period of ignorance when they were afraid of everything. You who still regard humans as nourishment are the real fools ."
After saying that, the last monster fell to the ground and died on the spot.
The hat on his head flew up due to the shaking, and fell right into Yagami Hayate's hands.
I glanced at it casually and saw two columns of Chinese characters written on it.
Left side: There is north and south everywhere.
On the right: seven people traveling together.
"It turned out that there were seven people traveling together."
PS: I saw a message from a book friend about the issue of the Space-Time Management Bureau. I would like to give you a little response. The one with Nanoha is not necessarily a magical girl. It may also be the world line of Eternal Love Song or another comic—— There, Nanoha was an ordinary third-grade elementary school student who didn't understand magic. She didn't have an extraterrestrial worldview, and couldn't shoot magic cannons. At best, she could project an impact from a spoon through a can. Among the Takamachi family, they are the least talented and the least talented. Fit and Hayate are also ordinary people. The only thing that remains unchanged is Ji Youqing.