I’m a Courteous and Honorable Man, Not a Devil: 303, The Parenting Sutra of Ni Xianzun and King Lu
Wang Lu gave birth to a child while crossing the fairy robbery, and took advantage of the opportunity to look at the wool of the universe’s source sea, which not only filled the source of his child’s loss, but also let the children enjoy the benefits.
But what Ni Kun really cares about is...
"So, you threw the newborn baby alone in the side hall, and you can’t wait to come out and show off to me? Are you as a mother like you?"
"Hah?" Lu Moyan looked surprised: "I have already given birth to your daughter, what do you want me to do?"
"..." Ni Kun was speechless.
However, considering Shura who was born in Lu Xiyan, both men and women are a group of rough embryos fighting. I am afraid that they really do not understand how to take care of the baby, so Ni Kun is too lazy to tell her more.
He glared at King Lu angrily and strode into the partial hall to see his daughter.
Lu Xiyan laughed twice, followed him in, and said: "I tell you, that little guy is very fierce, don't underestimate her, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp..."
As he was talking, a white shadow flew by in front of Ni Kun and fell on Lu Xiyan. Lu Xiyan yelled, "Look, look, I will say she is super fierce!"
Ni Kun glanced sideways at a white and fat little baby, fluttering on Lu Xiyan, two small hands clinging tightly to her shirt, her head arched chaotically on her chest.
Lord King, who chopped people without blinking, was panic-stricken at this time, blocking the baby's cheek in her chest with one hand, holding the baby with a pair of short legs in one hand, trying to pull her off from herself.
But the baby's strength was unexpectedly great. Two small hands grabbed her skirt, but she didn't let go. Lu Xiyan did not dare to contribute too much, and was afraid of hurting the baby, he could only threaten with a voice:
"What are you doing? Don't paste your saliva on my clothes! Ouch, still want to bite me? Hurry down to Lao Tzu... I'll do it if I'm not obedient! Don't think I won't beat you when you were born!"
Looking at King Lu who is constantly struggling with babies, Ni Kun put his hands on his forehead and said nothing: "Is this little guy really your own? Don't you just pick one casually?"
"Of course I was born!" Lu Xiyan cracked her teeth and said, "Where did you ask me to pick up a baby in this ghost place?"
"Since it is biological, you should breastfeed her quickly!"
"What?"
"I said, the little guy is hungry and wants to breastfeed, so hurry and feed her!"
"Ah? Isn't she going to bite me?"
"Bite you a ghost! She is looking for milk to eat!"
Lu Xiyan ridiculed: "I said how she just fell to the ground, she threw herself at me. I thought she blamed me for hiding her in my belly for too long and hated me."
"Less nonsense, breastfeed her."
"How to feed? Or do you want to demonstrate it first?"
"..."
If it weren’t for her daughter’s sake, Ni Kun had now hammered Lu Xiyan’s head with a hammer and made her sober.
Jifeigou jumped for a while, and the little guy finally lay in the milk of Lu Xiyan with the help of Ni Kun.
Lu Xiyan sat on a chair, holding her baby awkwardly, complaining: "Little **** is so troublesome, so picky in taste, must have milk, it really is not like our children."
Ni Kun glanced at her angrily: "Then you still expect the newborn baby to be like us, can everything be stuffed in your mouth?"
Lu Xiyan nodded and said: "Yes, if it's so good, throw a pile of spirit stones to her, she can cook for herself."
Ni Kun sneered: "As you said, when you were born, your father and mother directly gave you money, did you buy something for yourself?"
"Then I don't remember." Lu Xiyan thought for a while and said seriously: "But with my self-care ability, what you say is also very possible."
"I'm going!" Ni Kun didn't bother to talk to this guy with no common sense, and looked at the baby in her arms lovingly.
Unlike ordinary babies.
Ni Kun’s daughter, who stayed in her mother’s womb for more than a thousand years, took advantage of her mother’s chance to cross the immortal robbery. She and her mother made a fortune in the universe, and they were born to be immortals—no Wrong, because the little guy spent the fairy robbery with her mother in her mother's womb, and earned her source, she will have a half-cent fairy spirit and physique, and it is also a strong physique like Ni Kun and Lu Xiyan.
So the little guy landed on the ground is chubby and fat, looking like a full-year-old child, but also reinforced with iron and bones, infinitely powerful, and capable of flying.
This little guy is a very dangerous creature.
Because she has a half-cent fairy spirit and physique, her current intelligence is similar to that of a newborn baby. If you let her toss about it, it is definitely an unimaginable catastrophe-throw this little baby with no self-control ability into the world of vulgarity.
Fortunately, her parents were able to suppress her, and she could not tolerate her toss.
"The little guy looks pretty." Ni Kun extended his finger and touched the baby's small face: "The face is like me, the eyebrows and nose are like you, and I must be a great beauty in the future."
Lu Xiyan's lips twitched: "Are you concerned about this wrong? It should be said that we are worthy of our kind. This reinforced iron bone, this natural power, will certainly be able to fight like me in the future."
"Your focus is outrageous." Ni Kun hummed and teased the baby's pink face: "My daughter will follow me in the future, and she is a gentle and kind little princess who knows how to be kind... "
"Haha." Lu Xiyan sneered, and looked at Ni Kun obliquely: "I remember someone said when bragging, what was the title of his childhood? What the hell?"
"You remembered it wrong." Ni Kun's face didn't change color: "When I was a teenager, I was called Renhou Wushuang, and he was very kind and loaded with Ni Houde."
"Oh, you just blow it, no one debunks you anyway." Lu Xiyan hummed, and said impatiently: "How long will this little guy be? How long has he been eating for so long? Endless..."
"Ordinary little babies, the first meal after birth can only eat about five milliliters." Ni Kun said: "But our little guy is a fairy, and it must be different from ordinary little babies. Having said that, Have you noticed that she seems to be growing up?"
Lu Xiyan glanced down at the little guy in her arms:
"It's growing, and it's growing quite fast. In a little while, I've grown half a foot, and I've gained about a dozen pounds of weight... But isn't this normal? According to my experience, In a kung fu meditation, the child becomes an adult in a blink of an eye..."
Ni Kun chuckled: "You can't even breastfeed, what ghost experience is there? You just meditate, that is, for ten or twenty years, of course, the child has grown into an adult, this experience is not reliable at all. ."
Observe the baby carefully for a while and say, "But our little guy does grow very fast indeed. Well, she has been in your stomach for more than a thousand years. It’s reasonable to fall so fast."
Nezha stayed in his mother’s stomach for three years and six months. When she landed, she could run, jump, fight, and kill, and bring her own equipment.
Although Ni Kun’s daughter is not equipped, she has been pregnant for more than a thousand years. The landing is half a fairy body. It is certainly not surprising that it grows faster.
"It’s a good thing to grow fast anyway." Lu Xiyan looked at the little guy while eating and grew up. Don’t be too happy in his heart: "I’m impatient to wait for the little ass. It’s better to grow up quickly. I’ll teach her to fight. ."
Ni Kun glanced at Lu Xiyan and said lightly: "Don’t worry about your daughter’s education, just leave it to me."
Lu Xiyan is always good at her: "Also, you can fight anyway."
Ni Kun's eyes flicked twice, and she changed the subject casually: "Have you thought about your daughter's name?"
Lu Xiyan said: "Don't you say that already? The birth son is Ni Yongxiao, and the birth daughter is Ni Yongren."
I haven’t waited for Ni Kun to protest. Zhengmeimei’s milk-eating little guy raised his head and said with a milky voice: "I don’t want to call Ni Yongren!"
Yeah, for a little while, she looks like a three-year-old doll, and her intelligence has developed.
It stands to reason that without education, even if the body grows, wisdom cannot grow. Like the wolf children raised by wolves, no matter the behavior mode or the way of thinking, they are like wolves.
But Ni Kun and Lu Xiyan’s daughters were not taught. After listening to Ni Kun’s conversation for a while, they learned to speak, and they also had clear thinking skills.
This is the magic of the natural celestial body nourished by the source of the universe at the time of death.
In addition, when the little guy is breastfeeding, it seems that he not only got the nutrients needed for rapid growth from the milk, but also got a lot of knowledge from Lu Xiyan.
Ni Kun is gratified that the little guy does not seem to be like her mother, at least expressing her dissatisfaction with the name "Ni Yongren".
"What kind of mouth does the adult talk to the child?" Lu Xiyan didn't think it was strange that the newly born child would talk. He thought it was a natural phenomenon. He said, "What's your name? It’s your turn to take the lead and you have to listen to your father and mother!”
The little guy has tears in his big eyes, and looks at Ni Kun: "Daddy, mother is unreasonable..."
This daddy, almost opened up Ni Kun’s heart, and he said happily: "Your mother is unreasonable, let’s ignore her. Daddy, I’ll give you a good name... Well, it’s better to call Ni Lu? Ni Kun's Ni, Lu Xiyan's Lu?"
"..." The little girl blinked her eyes twice and said with a lip: "Dad, don't you know how to name? Then please ask me to help me get the name. Isn't it good for the teacher to get a name?"
After finishing talking, Ni Kun looked at Ni Kun while continuing to breastfeed.
She really inherited a lot of mother’s knowledge and memory from her mother’s milk, knowing that her teacher, Shura Wang Yangzheng, was very good at naming girls.
However, the memory she inherited does not seem to be complete, at least she did not know that her teacher had fallen.
"Your teacher can't give you a name~IndoMTL.com~ can only rely on your father."
Ni Kun caressed her daughter’s soft, already lush hair, and sighed:
"Trust me, I really will take the name... Well, since you don’t like the name of Ni Lu, the name will be put on hold for a while, and I will think about it when the dad. Let’s give you a small name first... …You are endlessly born with copper skin and iron bones, so why not call it hum!"
"..." Not only did the little guy want to cry without tears, but even Lu Xiyan was speechless: "I said, between the endless power, the copper skin and the iron bones, and the little name called hum, what is the inevitable Contact?"
"No." Ni Kun shook his head: "I think this little name is quite smooth, and it sounds nice and cute, and it is quite suitable for our daughter."
After he finished, he nodded heavily: "It's so decided. Daming is put on hold for a while, and the little one is called hum!"
"..."
【Seeking a ticket~! 】
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