I’m just a Superman Chapter 103: : Someone miss me?

Black Widow does not have the ability of Deadpool to break the fourth wall. In this way, the term "ex-wife" spoken by Deadpool is very offensive.

The face suddenly turned cold, and the black widow continued to shake her fingers like springs, pulling the trigger one after another.

Swish swish——

Amidst the sound of breaking through the air, the red-marked anesthesia needle flashed in the air. The needle with a little cold light was chilling, and just a glance can remind people of the shadow of being stabbed in the butt.

"It's really wild, and I still like to use needles so much. If you are willing to change into a nurse's outfit, maybe I will take the initiative to send your **** to you, so, do you want to think about it?"

The pin light in front of him flickered, but Deadpool didn't show any fear or fear because of it.

Between the two swings, a knife-light barrier gleaming with phantoms was like a full moon, splitting the narcotic bombs flying in the air, or bounced away.

At any rate, he used to be a mercenary legend who was able to block several AK blasts with two knives. Even though his skills have declined over the years, he still has no difficulty blocking this slow-speed narcotic bullet.

Amidst the tinkling sound, Deadpool became more and more arrogant: "I suggest you use your hands, otherwise this level of ‘attack’ will not make me climax at all."

"Of course, if you are willing to turn around and bend down, I don't mind working hard again."

"After all...a couple of days a day's grace, isn't it."

The foul language of Deadpool is enough to change the mentality of most people, but as an agent trained by the Red House special training, the black widow plays no less tricks than him.

The narcotic bomb didn't work, but the black widow didn't have the slightest negative emotions in her heart. A little bit of her feet instantly turned into a black phantom and rushed towards Deadpool.

In the past few days, they have tried many methods more or less, but not only by coincidence or other reasons, they were all avoided by Deadpool one by one.

People within S.H.I.E.L.D. are skeptical, but it may not be a coincidence that it is more likely to think of Deadpool's abilities.

All in all, after experimenting with various methods, the only remaining plan for S.H.I.E.L.D. was to let the Black Widow appear in person and solve this problem manually.

Bang——

The muffled sound of fist and foot collision reverberated in the narrow alley. One was an enhanced mutant, and the other was also a genetically enhanced warrior.

Two inhuman combat powers fought in this narrow and cramped wet alley, drawing out afterimages of visual effects in the shadows.

Boom-

Another bang exploded, catching a flaw in Deadpool's knife, and the black widow stretched out her hand to buckle her wrist, and then twisted her backhand.

Crack--

There was a clear dislocation sound, and the carbon-sodium steel knife in the dead waiter's hands was instantly dropped to the ground, and the crisp metal buzzing immediately echoed.

But just when the black widow pulled Deadpool's wrist and was about to twist behind him, Deadpool's tenacious physique came into play.

The palm that had been pulled down because of the dislocation regained movement as if it had been beaten with blood.

Click--

There was another crackling of dense joints, and Deadpool's entire arm was bent backwards in an unreasonable way, like a whip, he threw out the movable palm with five fingers.

With a snap, the palm of Deadpool's red gloved hand, almost entirely connected by muscles, was firmly grasped on the black widow's wrist.

"Cute little spider, I caught you too."

Dead waiter smiled, with the most insignificant meaning, and then exerted force on the waist, and the force was transmitted layer by layer along the body. The whole arm continued to put this force on like a whip, and then released it through the palm of the end.

Crack--

The same sound of a dislocated wrist joint rang.

Even a professionally trained agent can't endure severe pain and accurately complete this series of Sao operations even when his wrist is dislocated.

When encountering a move that has never been conceived, even a black widow can hardly adapt to it. She can only feel a sharp pain spreading rapidly in her wrist.

She is a normal person after all, and her tolerance for pain is completely inferior to Deadpool who can feed herself bit by bit into the bear's mouth.

The strength in her hand was loosened, and Deadpool's noodle-like arm escaped her control in an instant, and she was caught in the loop by Deadpool's sudden stagnation due to pain.

With a bang and a heavy blow to the abdomen, the black widow’s figure instantly retreated several meters, and then kicked back, and Deadpool also rolled over and stood on the other side.

After tossing on the arm a few times at random, the joints were reset in the voice of quack. Then he played dazzling flowers in front of the black widow.

"As always flexible, I am still a little worried about future sex... a happy life."

"Oh, sorry, forgot that your hand is still dislocated, but can you do this like me?"

"Look, how flexible, if you are willing to bow to the deadpool man at this time, maybe I can let you feel how flexible you are."

Even though I have realized that I am not an opponent of the Black Widow in close combat, the sorrowful words in the mouth of Deadpool are still owed as always.

Set aside the matter of life and death, as long as his mouth can still move, he won't be able to listen for a moment.

I was full of anger at the guy with a broken mouth, and while resetting the joints again, she rushed towards Deadpool again, stretched out her hand on her waist, and a black afterimage turned towards Deadpool at a faster speed. Whizzed away.

Slap!

The black special belt was wrapped around Deadpool's wrist like a chain, and then suddenly pulled.

"If you can change the usage of this whip, I think you might be able to get me more easily."

With endless chattering, Deadpool still can't resist the black widow's ‘temptation’. With the dots under his feet, the whole person rushed towards the black widow inevitably.

A knee hit hit Deadpool's abdomen hard, instantly causing his body to bend down like a shrimp.

Instantly stepped on Deadpool's knees, and the black widow volleyed in the air, pulling her belt around behind him. She stretched out her hand and twisted it, and instantly locked his hand and neck together firmly.

Press the button on the belt, and with a squeak, the dense electric current flows up and down Deadpool's body instantly, making him tremble like a sieve.

With a plop, as if he had been stunned, he simply fell to the ground neatly.

Press one hand on the back of his head and the other on his stomach. If it weren't for him to face the ground at this time, outsiders might think he was lying on the ground and sleeping leisurely.

"Huh, I'm finally settled."

Looking at the completely settled Deadpool, the black widow couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. While pressing on Deadpool's back with her knees, she stretched out her hand and took out an anesthetic from her body and pierced his **** fiercely. Go down.

"Wow!"

Following the concealment of his body, Deadpool just hid an anesthetic needle on the ground in his clothes, and felt his delicate **** pierced by a slender foreign body.

With a scream, he turned over in an instant, with a needle hanging on his butt, staring at the black widow angrily: "I misunderstood you, you bitch! You actually did this to my **** to me Kind of thing!"

The black widow thought that her power was strong enough, but she still underestimated the power that a man could burst out when he was poked in the ass, and the whole person was lifted off in an instant.

"Ah~"

In a long groan, he reached out and pulled out the anesthesia needle from his butt, and threw it on the ground angrily: "I thought you wanted my ass, but I didn't expect to do this kind of thing."

"Because of your intervention, I lost the possibility of having the beautiful team buttocks. You have to take full responsibility for this!"

Deadpool has been thinking about it for many years. Although he is not a horrible guy like Survival of the Fittest Darwin, some of the more basic resistances have already been exercised.

The amount enough to numb the wild boar was injected into her body, and it did not cause him any abnormality.

After a series of failures, the Black Widow was finally angered by Deadpool. She stared at Deadpool closely: "When I catch you, you must seal your mouth."

"Really?" Deadpool's eyes lit up: "I'm very curious about what you are going to use to seal it. If it's the lips or the *** on the chest, maybe I can choose to catch it with my hands."

"Although a good horse does not eat the grass, I am willing to be a bad horse again. After all, the idiot who took part in the Green Lantern is not me."

"Yes! He is definitely not me!"

"Damn, I should have stopped this guy from taking the Green Lantern script. I can't flirt with you here, Vanessa knows she will be angry."

Talking to himself like a child with autism, Deadpool suddenly reinserted the carbon-sodium steel knife that he was holding in his hand during the tumbling into the scabbard, and turned to walk outside.

‘What the **** is this fool doing? ’

Seeing that Deadpool suddenly turned around and planed out of the lane, the mood of the black widow was suddenly overwhelmed.

Almost without thinking, pushing against the buildings and wastes against the wall, a few dashed to catch up with Deadpool who was trotting all the way, reaching out to grab Deadpool's neck.

She is sure, as long as she touches Deadpool's neck, she will definitely be able to shut up the holster actor with a broken mouth.

But what she couldn't see was that Deadpool's eyes, hidden under the headgear, rolled a bit, and then dug out an anesthesia needle from the place where the pants and top were connected.

As an undead who is well versed in the art of insatiable deceit, although Deadpool's mouth seems to be dying, it may also be a tool to help her achieve her goals.

As we all know, people have two hands.

For Deadpool, one of them can be used for certain pleasurable activities when Vanessa is away, and the other can be used to hold the anesthesia needle.

Analyzing the position of the black widow with a keen sense of hearing, Deadpool smiled crookedly, his original trotting footsteps twisted for an instant, and then the whole figure rammed the black widow straight as if he was throwing his arms.

Bang——

With a muffled sound and close contact with the Black Widow, Deadpool's eyes lit up again: "Oh~~"

The mouth is amazed, but the movement of Deadpool's hands is not slow, the arm moves down a little, the sharp needle is deeply pierced into the black widow's butt, under high pressure, the full liquid is injected instantly Inside her.

First a pain in the buttocks, and then a unique numbness spread rapidly, which made the black widow's face change instantly.

She tried her best to break free. But in the face of Octopus holding her Deadpool, most of the struggle seemed so weak.

Knowing that she might not be able to get out, the black widow bit her teeth, hugged her backhand, and pushed him down to the ground. Her free hand also grabbed the anesthesia needles scattered on the ground.

嗞-

嗞-

The two non-human beings rolled on the ground like retaliating each other, and anesthetic needles filled with anesthetic liquid were stabbed into each other's body mercilessly.

However, as time progressed, the genetically enhanced physique of the Black Widow eventually lost to the X gene from the Celestial Group.

Lengthlessly loosened, watching Deadpool drag her battered **** out of the lane, the black widow lifted the communicator one last time, and then her consciousness was completely blurred.

......

Relying on strong physical fitness and desperate dismissal, Deadpool succeeded in getting rid of the constant entanglement of the ‘sticky’ black widow, and freed himself from the ‘pleasure’ of physical distance friction.

Drops of anesthetic liquid, which was obviously surplus, came out of the pinhole in his butt, leaving a suspicious mark on his pants.

But Deadpool didn't care, he was already standing in the doorway of the Stark Mansion with this strange piece of clothing.

Deadpool’s strange dress obviously attracted the attention of Stark’s security department. Before he could stand firm, two security guards stepped forward and looked at him warily: "Sir, I need me to help you. Can you help?"

"No, of course not." Deadpool's head was shook like a rattle. He looked up at the extremely sloppy part of the Stark Tower, and then looked at the tall buildings around him. He had one. New attention.

"Maybe I can find a paraglider to be a Kaito Kidd, which may attract the attention of many girls. I like girls the most, especially him...their hips."

"White is a good color, but if I fall down and turn into meat sauce, it will obviously be a bit ugly, so red!"

"Let me think about it, it seems that I should prepare a notice for myself..."

"In a bright afternoon suitable for sleep.

Uncle Deadpool will break into the Stark Mansion as he pleases.

Then take away the brightest orb of Stark Industry like a girl..."

Writing a notice letter with no literary talent or metaphor, Deadpool suddenly got stuck again: "What day is today? It seems to be the 16th... well, you're done!"

Looking at using newspapers instead of cardboard~IndoMTL.com~The ink traces on it intermittently resemble Morse code text, Deadpool seemed very satisfied.

'Carefully' threw this invitation letter into the trash can, and he clapped his hands in relief.

"The notice letter has been sent out. All we need to do now is to find an oversized red kite, and find a building that might carry the name of a'red leotard lunatic jump suicide site'."

His gaze was constantly scanning between the buildings, and finally he focused his gaze on a luxurious three-dimensional villa that seemed incompatible with other shoe buildings.

"It's you! Rotten capitalist, I want you to feel the power of poor workers... I don't seem to be a worker?"

"It doesn't matter, in short, it's up to you!"

...

"Ah cut!"

Li Wei, who was basking on the top of the building, sneezed for no reason, and was a little confused: "Could it be...someone misses me again?"