I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1259: 【Master Zuo Gong! 】
At home.
Parents are stunned!
Mother turned his head, "Have you become a master of square dance?"
Zhang Ye vomits blood, "Where do I know."
Father: "..."
The phone will be here the next moment.
It was Yao Jiancai.
As soon as Zhang Ye picks up, I hear a loud laugh there.
Yao Jiancai: "Hahahahaha ha!"
Zhang Ye helpless: "Why Old Yao?"
Yao Jiancai: "Have you watched the news webcast? Hahahaha! You can, your kid is too good! Whoops amuse me, let me laugh for a while!"
Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, "It's almost OK."
Yao Jiancai: "No way, it's so funny!"
It didn't take long for the phone to come again.
It is Yu Yingyi of the university at the same time, "Hello, the master of square dance."
Zhang Ye speechless, "You go!"
Yu Yingyi laughs: "Your popularity is rising straight among middle-aged and elderly women. My mom called me today and asked me to sign, and said that their aunts already of District are yours hardcore fans, remember this, wait for me to come to you after this busy period, sign me more! "
Zhang Ye angrily said: "No."
Calls one by one.
These old friends and schoolmates are all here to laugh at him.
Zhang Ye is no longer the same, there is no word at all, the square dance is notorious in his world, the reputation is too bad, Zhang Ye can joke, you can sing two songs to others, but you can let him dance It's a matter of how far the goods go, how far he can go, he doesn't carry this pot! But who wants to directly give him a grandfather's seniority, which makes Zhang Ye impossible to hide, he is unjustly intestinal!
Tian Ling Ling, Earth Ling Ling.
Let's uncover it quickly!
I hope you do n’t take this joke seriously!
...
However, the development of things is exactly the opposite direction that Zhang Ye expects!
What is a newscast?
That is the highest place of Viewership Ratings except Domestic except Spring Festival. If you count the total number of Viewership Ratings, it says that the second, no one dare to say the first, CCTV Spring Festival only once a year, but the news network is available every day, and It is forced to be broadcast simultaneously by channel of all satellite TVs in the country. Is it better than Viewership Ratings? Than viewers? Even 《I Am a Singer》 and 《King of Mask Singer》 have to stand aside, the difference is too far!
This content was quickly spread!
The netizens on weibo are all silly!
"Look at the news webcast!"
"Today's interview is bright! Bright is blind!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Oops!"
"Master Patriarch?"
"Smiles inexplicably!"
"This Aunt is so funny!"
"Teacher Zhang has created a new industry! All nations celebrate!"
"Well, but think about it, the two songs from Zhang Ye really carried forward the square dance. Even my mother who didn't know anything about the world went out to dance this morning. Just say how big is influence, say Zhang Ye Is it the ancestor of the square dance? This is fine! "
"Teacher Zhang has another nickname!"
"Every ancestor must be fragrant by future generations?"
"Yes, one hundred years later, each District square dance team will hang a photo of Zhang Ye before the dance, put on three incense, in memory of the grandfather."
"Smile!"
"Hahaha, you guys have enough!"
"I also served. Once something has something to do with Zhang Ye, it will somehow become joking. This morning," Little Apple "and" Most Dazzling Nation Style "were placed downstairs in my house. I woke me up. I'm kind of pissed off, but after watching this interview from the news network, my sister was out of breath, and laughed for a long time. The whole Entertainment Circle can make me like this, which is Zhang Ye! "
"He is the largest joking of Entertainment Circle, and he is also joking with the people and things around him. This perhaps is the personal Charm of Zhang Ye. In terms of appearance, he is no better than Huo Dongfang and others. Regarding his age, he also It's not new emerging artist. Regarding the figure, even Jiang Hanwei abuses him a few streets, but when it comes to joking, all the Celebritys of the entire Entertainment Circle are not his opponent! "
"Congratulations Zhang Ye promoted to the master of square dance!"
"Congratulations to Teacher Zhang for being the spiritual leader of Aunt!"
"Where's the applause?"
"Spread flowers!"
Netizens are gloating and laughing, laughing crazy!
In a news interview, the label Zhang Ye, "Master of the Square Dance", has been beaten, even the media used this title as news.
...
The next day.
Morning.
Zhang Ye just heard that Mother was holding a computer to put "Little Apple". He couldn't help but feel frustrated and pushed the door open: "Mom, stop now, don't let it go?"
Mother pouts, "What are you doing?"
Zhang Ye said: "I feel dizzy as soon as I hear this."
"Is the magic barrier?" Mother sneered.
Zhang Ye hums: "Don't tell me about square dance in the future."
Father said: "People have taken you as their ancestor."
"Oh!" Zhang Ye was like being stomped on his tail, and said, "Don't mention those three words! Don't mention them! I'm sick now, and I'll tremble when I hear the words. Don't say it in front of me, dad, mom, I'm going to work, meet again/goodbye! "
But Zhang Ye never expected, as soon as he came downstairs, he was surrounded by his neighbors!
"Little Ye!"
"You are out!"
"Waiting for you for a long time."
"Give us pointers quickly."
"Yes, everyone's actions are not uniform."
"What is the standard action of" Little Apple "?"
"Most Dazzling Nation Style" also teaches us.
A group of Aunt surrounded the Zhang Ye group.
Standard action?
Where's the standard action?
Zhang Ye stunned: "Aunt Liu, Aunt Sun, Grandma Zhou, what are you doing? Where can I dance, me, what can I teach?"
Aunt Sun said sternly: "You are the ancestor of this profession, who do you teach?"
Aunt!
You are my mother!
Do n’t you mention Grandpa, will you?
Zhang Ye doesn't work, so I want to run outside.
In the end, Aunt didn't let him live, staring at each other with his hips.
"Little Ye, Aunt has to criticize you!"
"Little Ye, everyone is very interested now. Every day I come out to dance and dance. We are particularly happy. The times are different now. Everything is Internet. cell phone. Computers. We do n’t. We middle-aged and elderly people. Are there any amateur activities? It ’s too scarce. Now it ’s hard to popularize the square dance, and it ’s easy to enrich the amateur life for the elderly. This is a great thing. Even if others do n’t support it, you are the founder. Our spiritual leader, how can you not support it? "
"Yeah Little Ye."
Who is the spiritual leader?
What a spiritual leader!
Zhang Ye raised his hand and surrendered, "I am not unsupported, I am particularly supportive, I support with both hands, I am a little Host, at most amateur singing and singing, where can I dance!"
Everyone quits.
"Your planes have flown!"
"You have also won the Mathematics top prize!"
"You do n’t play Go, Xiang Rong is not your opponent!"
"Why can't you?"
You say me.
Zhang Ye can't be refuted!
Mother may hear the movement and go downstairs cheerfully.
Zhang Ye is real dumbfounded . These are not others. They are decades-old neighbors. Many aunts grew up watching Zhang Ye. Some aunts cooked for Zhang Ye. At the time Zhang Ye went to elementary school, Zhang Ye parents When something happens, an aunt goes to school to pick him up and go to school. What's the matter? It's not much worse than relatives. Zhang Ye can't shake the face of these old neighbors even if it is thick-skinned.
At the end, he's okay, "Okay, but I only teach two songs once, I have a bunch of things over TV station, I have to go now."
"No problem!"
"We learn fast!"
Aunt are in high spirits!
Zhang Ye is stunned and looks listless.
If he really ca n’t, he ’ll definitely try to push this past, but the problem now is that Zhang Ye really does. In his world, the State General Administration of Sports has promoted twelve squares. Dance standard movements, Zhang Ye has not learned, but can not stand him to watch every day **** watch every year, say "Most Dazzling Nation Style" and "Little Apple", the dance movements of these two songs, he can recite with his eyes closed You do n’t even need Memory Search Capsule!
Search memory?
Are you kidding me?
You are the biggest insult to those who live in his world!
Teaching begins.
"First action, so."
"Yeah, great."
"This is the second action."
"No, Aunt Sun is wrong."
"Aunt Zhang is very good, everyone learns from Aunt Zhang."
"When you sing this, remember to turn around."
"Ah, Aunt Zhou, you're wrong again."
"Aunt Chen, you're wrong, it's a long way off, can you be serious?"
"Yo, this time is good, Aunt Chen, Aunt Zhou, worthy of praise!"
"Dance is the most beautiful thing in the world, so the movement should be relaxed. Yes, imagine the blue sky and white clouds around. Think of you being dancing among the clouds. Do n’t ask for relaxation because it is a square dance. This is the biggest Wrong! Want to treat it as art, who said that square dance can't be beautiful? People's dance, that's all the most beautiful! Ordinary people's bits and pieces, that's art! Yes, that's the state, very good, very good! "
Mother is also learning.
Zhang Ye is a person who is very serious about what he does. In addition, he is also a college Teacher. As a result, he taught and taught. This guy actually forgot time. One hour passed and he taught two sets of dance there. Action, and more and more meticulous, more and more focused, when some people can not learn how to move, he also stared blankly, as if a professional dance Teacher!
time passes quickly.
The two songs have finally been learned.
Aunt are all celebrating.
"Awesome!"
"It's still good to teach Little Ye!"
"Yes, it's reasonable and nice!"
"It's too professional!"
"That is, our Little Ye is the ancestor of the square dance!"
At this moment, Zhang Ye suddenly returned to Weier, one's own looked for a few seconds, he looked up at the sky, and almost burst into tears!
OMG!
What the **** am I doing! (To be continued., Your support is my greatest motivation.) 16-10-2806: 54: 16