I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1273: 【Zhang Ye says stand-alone Crosstalk! 】

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"Come and see!"

"Zhang Ye amuse me!"

"This product is calling me!"

"It's all new words, laugh!"

"Several popular female anchors are still vying for business with him. After a call to Mai, those anchors stopped live broadcast, and their rooms are empty!"

"Really fake?"

"Fuck, I'll go and see!"

"The URL is here, come and see!"

"Come, millions of people in the room already!"

"Haha, how can those female anchors compare with Zhang Ye!"

"Yes, Zhang Ye is a well-known cross-border king, which industry has he never been to? A network live broadcast, it is not surprising to call me a wheat. In fact, if other A-list Star or even Heavenly King Heavenly Queen/days later calls me, I Sure enough to vomit blood, because they are completely inconsistent with their identity, and they will not come down and call Mai Waner, but Zhang Ye is different. He is also "So far, the sofa is so far" and "nonsense" and is also a comedian saying Crosstalk. He collapsed from the beginning to the end from his debut. He shouted that Mai was so harmonious. He laughed. One of the entire Entertainment Circle is one. I like the shameless energy of Zhang Ye! What a vulgar, what elegant, in There is no such thing in his dictionary! "

What is shouting Mai?

It is in the form of rap Host, not Music. It can only be counted as a special form of rap. The style includes bar wheat, commercial wheat, etc.

A-list Star actually called Mai!

Who can't come and see?

Zhang Ye live broadcast room continues to soar!

...

Meihe TV.

No. live broadcast.

Music stops.

Zhang Ye has also enjoyed singing. Previously on his Earth, every time I watched the webcasters screamed enthusiastically, Zhang Ye also wanted to try it, but I did n’t get a chance. I did n’t expect to be in this world. The perhaps is the Charm of the live broadcast platform. There are not so many rules and so many scruples. Just say what you want to sing, and sing whatever you want to sing. And this song by Zhang Ye today is awesome. This song called Mai is "I am drunk". It is a very famous song called Zhang Ye on Earth. As long as it is a network anchor who plays this, anyone can Come on in two sentences. It's not artistic, just listen to it.

Zhang Ye smiled at scene: "How is it? Okay?"

Countless replies.

"Too 6!"

"66666!"

"We are all kneeling!"

"Teacher Zhang you are too bad, live broadcast of several female anchors have made you yellow!"

"Hahaha, all of us are here."

Zhang Ye picked up a bottle of mineral water next to me and took a few sips. I screwed the lid on and threw it aside, and smiled, "There are too many people, and the atmosphere is up. It's good. Today we are just playing blindly, don't have so many rules Many people ca n’t say or broadcast on TV. I ’m here for it does not matter. I ’ll give you whatever you like. Everyone laughs, and the next day, they go to work happily. Is n’t that the value of our artists? "

Message below:

"Yes!"

"That's great!"

"Happy is better than anything!"

"Teacher Zhang I love you!"

"Zhang Ye, come back to something we haven't heard!"

"Yes, come and listen!"

One of the biggest features of live broadcast is its interactivity.

Zhang Ye also understands this truth, and laughs: "Come something fresh? I've got so much. You should all listen to it, and you should all watch it? I think about it. He paused, he said, "So, let me tell you about Crosstalk. You have all heard me talk to Old Yao about Crosstalk. You also heard of Music Crosstalk two days ago, but I said that Crosstalk is a single port. Haven't heard it? "

Everyone is shocked!

"Wow!"

"Have not heard of it!"

"Will you say stand-alone?"

"I thought you would say the opposite!"

“Come! Come!”

"I'm looking forward to it!"

“Come on, come on, the last name is Zhang Crosstalk!”

"Gifts are coming!"

Single mouth?

Even Ha Qiqi Little Wang and other people in the next room are looking forward to it. Don't talk about other people. They haven't heard it. Zhang Ye never said a single mouth, because compared to the counterpart, one's Crosstalk is obviously hard to say, and The difficulty is not doubled, but increased several times. Someone next to Crosstalk supports you and holds you up. Many stalks can come out at a glance, but the mouth is not the same. It depends on one person with one mouth. The story comes up. It also pays more attention to integrity and coherence. In the Crosstalk circle of this world, among the live Crosstalk actors, there are not a few who can make a good stand.

The atmosphere is quiet.

Everyone listens quietly.

Zhang Ye cleared her throat, and her momentum changed suddenly. He completely changed his face when he called Mai just now, and said lightly, "I'll tell you something about my childhood. Don't look at me. It ’s like this now. Actually, I did n’t say Crosstalk materials when I was a kid. I was a bit silly since I was a kid. How happy are the children now? I do n’t know how to speak China, so I will report to English class first.

Ha Qiqi: "Oh!"

Little Wang laughs: "Black English again!"

Everyone who watched live broadcast also laughed. How bad English was when Teacher Zhang went to school. This is a deep hatred. Everywhere you go, you have to be black!

Zhang Ye talked bluntly: "And there are so many things to play, what toys do kids now have? All are powered, computers, phones, video games, electric sticks-oh, this is not allowed to play. .When I was young, there was an electric door in my house, and my dad didn't let it touch. "

"Hahahaha!"

"Can it be touched!"

"Electric baton?"

"Oh!"

People live in real time ridicule!

Zhang Ye shrugged: "Now the kids have MP8. I didn't have a half fart when I was a kid. I had to be named by Teacher when I was in class. That day I didn't listen to the class. Teacher said it above, and I muttered underneath. We Teacher punished me: 'Zhang Ye! Stand up! Repeat what you just said aloud twenty times!' Zhang Ye sighed and said, "I dare not say it, so I have to stop there: 'Teacher's teeth There are leeks in the seams, leeks in the seams of the Teacher, and leeks in the seams of the Teacher-Teacher's face is all green.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hello!"

Ha Qiqi laughs!

Little Wang won't work either!

Zhang Ye said: "There is really no time to play during the break. The squad leader organized us to compete and see who can get this head into that desk." He breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I'm quite upset. , I got in. "He paused again," I can't pull it out. "

"Hahaha!"

"You deserve it!"

Zhang Ye said: "Here is my dad. Take me to the hospital. The delivery room Teacher will not be allowed to go out. The desk is a public property, so he can pick it off before leaving. My dad said, if he can pick it off, What hospital are we going to. "

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said: "Now this doctor is responsible for the patients. When we were young, the doctor fooled me and amputated my neck. My dad said," I have abolished the beheading, "and dragged me away. Go home, can't get on the bus, go to the top of a table and go home, the rate of return is 100%-I don't know what kind of arm I am. "

"Army?"

"Hahahaha!"

"You are a table man!"

Zhang Ye said: "We have a neighbour who is a carpenter and said that he saw the table. My dad couldn't bear it--the school held a deposit. My dad said: It ’s okay to bring the table with you, so I can do my homework. Now, I ca n’t see, do my homework? After three days, people lost weight and pulled me out.

"Oh!"

"You are urged by the waves!"

"Smoke!"

Zhang Ye said: "How rich is the current children watching performances: Crosstalk, puppet shows, dramas, Music ... We played those plays when we were young, and were played by the district amateur troupe. When I was young, I watched" Take Wudang Mountain " , Zhao Haifeng shot Chen Gui, Zhao Haifeng pressed Chen Gui in this hand, this hand held a gun, and made a gesture. There was a Item division in the background. He knocked the hammer with the hammer, and hey, Chen Gui died. The day was performed in the playground. , Catching the rain and getting wet with the cannon, Zhao Haifeng made a gesture, the gun didn't go off, our classmates were stunned, Teacher also told us: 'Uncle Zhao Haifeng uses a silent pistol.'

"Silent?"

"Is there a silencer then?"

"Hahahahaha!"

The content has been changed.

"Take the Wudang Mountain by Wisdom" is a well-known play in this world.

Zhang Ye said: "However, Chen Gui couldn't hear the gunshot and he didn't lie down. Zhao Haifeng continued to play: 'I represent the people'-no sound, and I caught up with a wet bomber; 'I represent the party'- It didn't ring, it was a wet bomb. Zhao Haifeng was really anxious, 'No bullets? On behalf of the People's Representative Party, I, I strangle you!'

"Dying you?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Did you kill me!"

"Oh, I laughed at me!"

Zhang Ye said, "This choke is dead, I stand up and applaud: Uncle Zhao Haifeng's hands are so strong!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Is this a big deal!"

A lot of Crosstalk laughed and laughed!

The sound of ridicule and applause on the screen is one after another!

Everyone also feels fresh, because they have heard a lot of single-port Crosstalk, but they have never heard of the single-port Crosstalk of this style like Zhang Ye just said!

Only Zhang Ye knows.

—— This is called Qingmen Haipai.

This is a section of Crosstalk in Qingping above Zhang Ye, called "Happy Childhood". Zhang Ye has always liked it, so I simply took it out today. There were originally a lot of single-port Crosstalk, Ma Sanli Master, Liu Baorui Master, but many of their Crosstalk took The sense of time, artistry and story are also relatively strong, which is not suitable for today's atmosphere, so Zhang Ye thinks about Fang Qingping, he is the most suitable.

Single mouth is over.

live broadcast is even more lively.

No, it's almost impossible to describe it with excitement!

The number of rooms has skyrocketed, and dozens of local tyrants have appeared!

XXX gave you a hundred planes!

XXX gave you 10,000 lollipops!

XXX has sent you ten aircraft carriers!

The number explodes!

The gift burst!

live broadcast laughter!