I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1297: [Big Wedding (Next)]

Homonym Writing.

It is rarely documented in the history of this world, and there are very few things that can be referenced, and only one or two can be counted. Unless those who study such classical Chinese are professional, ordinary Chinese scholars are discouraged. So when I saw the fluttering attitude of Zhang Ye, I still laughed at it with such a bit? Xin Ya and others are playing drums in their hearts. Is this a good product? Can't I?

Xin Ya emphasized: "I want you to write one's own."

Zhang Ye whispered.

Xin Ya said: "It's not counted by others."

Zhang Ye once again.

At this time, he already stood in front of the counter and picked up a writing brush.

A lot of Celebritys were gathered around, and people from Peking University and SARFT crowded in curiously, forming a circle, watching how Zhang Ye passed.

Xin Ya stared.

Fat Big-sis blinked.

Reporters are skeptical.

At this moment, Zhang Ye started writing!

He didn't even think about it, so he wrote it and read it while he wrote:

"Narration on Starving Chickens".

"Pheasant chicken, chicken pheasant. A few chickens squeezed to collect the Jijiji. The machine is extremely diseased, the chicken is hungry, the chicken is ready to attack and cricket. , 鲫 very 悸, hurriedly squeeze Jiji level. Then 鲫 trace is extremely lonely, and then a few chickens are hungry, 唧唧 唧唧.

Xin Ya!

The reporter was shocked!

Peking University is dumbfounded!

The guests around are stunned!

"Here, is this really written?"

"What do you mean?"

"Is this right?"

"Who can translate it?"

"Is it smooth? Is it a story?"

"This is too fast? Don't worry about it?"

Xin Ya is engaged in Mathematics, and one time didn't understand it too much, questioning: "Professor Zhang, don't you write it blindly, it won't work with the same sound, but there must be a story!"

Is there a story?

Peking University Chinese Department of Su Na Teacher smiled and helped Zhang Ye translate: "The chickens are calling, the chickens are constantly calling, a few chickens are looking for food in a crowded cage, the chicken transporting carts go very fast, The chickens were also very hungry, and their wings already were as hard as fish scales. Finally, the car that transported the chickens reached thistle. Suddenly, a few chickens broke into the cage, and all the chickens wanted to rush down very quickly. The car came. But the car was still walking very fast. The winged chickens of already were scared when they saw the speeding wheels. They hurried back, regardless of how crowded the cage was. Finally, the cage calmed down. Even if the chicken is hungry again, it will only dare to howl. "

Done!

The audience is silent!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

No?

Is it really written?

It's a real story!

Professor Zeng applauds suddenly, "OK!"

Chang Kaige said excitedly: "Good Professor Zhang!"

"Pretty!"

"Too great!"

The people at Peking University are very excited!

Professor Zhang is too cheeky for them Peking University!

Zhang Ye smiled at the people of Xin Ya and Old Wu relatives and friends, pointing at Xuan Paper: "Do you mean this?"

Xin Ya: "..."

Family and friends: "..."

Zhang Ye said: "This is the first level? Investigate it before returning to Kyrgyzstan? Don't wait so long, how much do you need for this kind of text, how much will I give you, I ca n’t finish writing one day and one night, believe it or not Professor Xin?"

Speaking, he started writing again.

Zhang Ye write and read:

"Lion Eating Poet in the Stone Den". Shi Shishi, Shishi, a lion-lion, who swore ten lions, Shishi Shishi Shishi, Shishi Shishi Shishi Shishi, Shishi Shishi Shishi, Shishi Shishi The lion, the ya vector, died of the ten lions, the Shishi was the ten lion corpses, Shishishi, Shishi wet, Shishishishishishi, Shishi swipe, Shishi began to eat the ten lion corpses. Dead, Shishi Shishi. Trial release is a matter. "

Su Na translates: "A stone poet named Shi lives in the stone house. He especially likes lions and vowed to eat ten lions. The poet often goes to the market to see lions. At ten o'clock, there are exactly ten lions. Arrived at the market. At that time, the poet was also at the market. When the poet saw the ten lions, he put an arrow and killed the ten lions. He picked up the bodies of the ten lions and returned to the stone house. The stone house When the water was wet, the poet told the servant to dry the stone house. The stone house was dried, and the poet just tried to eat the ten lions. When they ate, they discovered that they were actually the bodies of ten stone lions. Try to explain it! "

Everyone looks silly!

Xin Ya sweats!

Chen Guang Inhale!

Fat Big-sis wry smile!

Everyone looked at Zhang Ye with a ghostly look!

Next.

Zhang Ye write and read:

"Benevolence and Renren", Renren Renren Renren, Renren Renren Renren. Renren Renren Renren Ren, Ren Renren Ren Ren. , Renren Renren Renren. "

Xin Ya: "... (amp; amp; amp; amp; (amp; amp; ￥ # !!"

Then the fourth.

It's a couplet!

Zhang Ye's characters are also beautiful, Longfeifengwu!

"Shanghai United: Qi Qi starts playing chess, Qi cheating his wife, and his wife abandons Qi Qi."

"Xialian: Yiyi moved the chair, Yiyi suspected, Yiyi left a chair."

Also works?

Do couplets work?

Everyone is kneeling at this moment!

Zhang Ye will write the fifth one.

Xin Ya quickly grabbed him, "Okay, don't write, you win."

Zhang Ye dumbfounded said: "What does it mean that I win Professor Xin?"

"You passed the first pass, okay?" Xin Ya doubled his eyes and could only declare Zhang Ye pass.

Guests can't help but applaud!

"OK!"

"OK!"

"Teacher Zhang is beautiful!"

"It's wonderful!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Professor Zhang is so handsome!"

"It really won the highest Literature award!"

"Biven, who are we afraid of?"

Everyone really enjoys it!

Even a lot of reporters have also got goosebumps. I think this is really **** awesome!

In fact, even Xin Ya was astonished by already. Others do n’t know, maybe they thought this show was a show, they thought they had discussed it well before, and these articles were written long ago? But only the talents of the Xin Ya and Old Wu relatives and friends knew that they had not discussed with Zhang Ye at all. He did not know these questions at all. Zhang Ye really answered them on the spot!

Fuck!

You become excited got you! ?

Xin Ya is frustrated. On Literature, Zhang Ye is really too great!

After.

Some of the Zhang Ye students laughed badly.

Hu Feifei said: "Zhang'er this-force-pretend-I give a hundred points!"

Wang He laughed and said, "I give a thousand points!"

Little Qian said: "My **** thing is worth 10,000 points!"

Old Wang said: "This product is too loaded-it's awesome!"

"But this-forced, he pretended!" Old Zhou also served.

On the podium.

Dong Shanshan announced: "It seems that the first pass has come to fruition, Congratulations Zhang Ye successfully reached the semi-finals, getting closer to the bride go on stage."

Yu Yingyi laughed: "What will happen to the bride's relatives and friends in this second stage?" (To be continued.)