I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1335: 【 Sketch 《 Want To Dance Then Dance 》!】
The dance is over.
The audience is still thinking.
This is a dance that makes people watch it again and want to re-watch it a second time.
On TV, Host already took over.
Male Host: "Too great."
Female Host: "Yes, thank you for the wonderful performance of the Air Force Cultural Regiment girls."
Applause again.
Then advertisement came in.
Female Host: "Dear friends, tonight, we have prepared five kinds of blessings for you, which represent our strong blessings to give you, rich and strong blessings, harmonious blessings, friendly blessings, and patriotism. Blessings, and Jingye Blessings, please take out cell phone, open a pay pass, and click on it for a while. This blessing card is here, and this blessing is here. "
Male Host: "Special reminder to your Yes. Before zero, if you can gather five kinds of Blessing (福) Word, you can share our Five Blessings same robe. What is the so-called Five Blessings, what are you waiting for? Hurry up, hold on. . "
...
Online.
Netizens are excited.
"Is it started?"
"Are you ready now?"
"Fuck, hurry up!"
"My dedication!"
"Does it end before zero? Hurry, fast!"
...
A household.
"No!"
“Fuck, it ’s rich and strong again!”
"Fu Qiangfu, get out of here!"
"unfair father!"
"No dedication, how can I be rich and strong!"
...
"Dad, hurry up!"
“Ah?”
"Spring Festival has started sending Blessing (福) Word!"
"Okay, I must give my baby daughter a dedication today!"
"Everyone is worse off now!"
...
"Oh!"
"It is dedication!"
"Successful? Let me see!"
"crap, it's true!"
"Get rich! Get rich!"
"It's a real dedication!"
"Ahhhhhh, I want to go online!"
...
All of a sudden, the audience is doing something.
At this moment they waited a long time for already.
A lot of people who have never watched Spring Festival, can sit in front of the TV and wait honestly this year, also because of the Five Blessings pit father activities, they just ran this, but what these people did not expect was , Obviously did not intend to watch Spring Festival program, and there is no expectation, but the opening two or three song and dance program, actually attracted a lot of them, and even looked seriously.
Those who have never watched Spring Festival before are left alone.
Draw Blessing (福) Word.
Look at Spring Festival.
Countless families have fun and enjoy the joy of Chinese New Year.
And this joy, a few songs and dances program perhaps is not enough.
"Is this language program?"
"By convention, it should be here."
"This is hard to do."
"Yes, the Crosstalk Sketch of Spring Festival has become more and more funny these years."
"It's not funny, it just feels too ordinary, too uninspiring, too traditional, so it doesn't look good."
"Look at what situation is this year."
"This year's song and dance program is really good."
"Yes, they are all amazing!"
"I'm afraid the language class program can't hold the scene."
"Yes, the most noticeable thing is Crosstalk Sketch."
"WZhang Ye in other words Crosstalk, he has also played Sketch, this one may really look forward to it."
"Oh!"
"Come here!"
In a split second, the eyes of the Chinese people around the world focused on TV again. This year's song and dance class program already was shocked too much, but what about the most anticipated language class program? Everyone has not seen it yet. They are all in a state of energy and want to see what happens.
...
The main control room.
Zhang Ye gives orders.
"Come here."
"Number three, follow!"
"Cut # 4!"
"OK, close-up!"
The first language class program!
Of course, Zhang Ye knows this more clearly than anyone. The program arrangement here for Zhang Ye has not been determined for a long time. Who is the first one? Really bad choice. It was not until the second rehearsal that he decided on the order and took this Sketch to the first. This is his hottest Sketch in 2013 CCTV Spring Festival on Earth. Zhang Ye hopes that this Sketch will make a good start for the language class program.
Actor he is also very relieved.
Spring Festival is an old man, and it will definitely hold up. No problem.
...
On the stage.
Host are still talking.
A stylishly dressed Ci Xiufang was pushed out in a wheelchair by the old god, and his mouth was impatient: "Let a let, let a let."
Li Chen turned his head and smiled, "Yo, auntie is here. Are you happy with Chinese New Year? Tell the big guy that you are still used to retirement?"
Ci Xiufang sat firmly in a wheelchair and glanced at him: "Do you get used to making your legs shorter?
Audience:
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
The famous long-legged handsome man Host Li Chen has a face of dumbfounded , "Well, what's this aunt say?"
Hao Hailiang squeezed him away: "You won't ask questions, speak more scientifically, you have to ask that. Auntie, happy retirement! Auntie!"
Ci Xiufang looked at him: "Who cares who is called Auntie? The pleated face is still selling cute!"
The audience laughed again!
Host Li Yan said: "Well, look, look at the two, have you touched a nail? Really can't talk to you!"
Hao Hailiang roll one's eyes: "Then you ask ..."
Li Yan said: "Did you not hear that, my aunt is unwilling to mention retirement!"
Li Chen: "You come, you come."
Famous interview program Host Li Yan has always been known for being sensational. His face turned right, gently squatted in front of the wheelchair, and said there: "Auntie, I know that when you were working, you worked hard for your career. And tears, what do you think ... "
Ci Xiufang interrupts: "Don't be emotional, I can't cry!"
When the words came out, everyone laughed!
"Oops!"
"Oh!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Ah, that's too face-smacking!"
Li Yan depressed: "This"
Ci Xiufang waved his hand: "Okay, let's go down, this is my place!"
Li Chen: "This is a public place!"
Li Yan "We have been here for many years!"
Hao Hailiang "Yes! How is your place?"
Ci Xiufang poked his lips: "Okay, okay, you can stay ugly."
As soon as the three Hosts listen, two people turn around and run off!
Leave Hao Hailiang for a while, and hurry up!
It's all gone!
Ci Xiufang snorted: "I can't cure you? Cut"
Audience:
"Hahahaha!"
"This Sketch is a bit interesting!"
"It ’s funny just starting!"
"This old lady is too bad!"
"Poisonous snake! Hahahahaha!"
"Aunt Ci's image has changed greatly this year!"
"Yes, she has never played such a character before, this is definitely a breakthrough character, Zhang Ye is really brave!"
The curtain opens.
Subtitles.
Sketch "Want To Dance Then Dance".
Writer: Zhang Ye.
Actor: Ci Xiufang, Lianhe.
At this time, Sketch is officially started!
The audience in front of the TV was instantly appetizing! (To be continued.)