I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1347: [Sales Swindling(crutch) (Part 1)]

Zero countdown.

Fifteen minutes left.

...

The main control room.

Zhang Ye sat there quickly commanding.

"Come over here!"

"Yes."

"The western side is darker!"

"OK."

"Not enough, no matter how dark."

"I understand."

"5th machine, pay attention to scene soon!"

"Good Leader Zhang."

Besides, two makeup artists are making up for Zhang Ye. At this moment, the image of Zhang Ye is very earthy, dressed in plain dark blue, and also brought a hat.

Ha Qiqi ran in, "Oh, Leader Zhang, why haven't you waited for the show? It's coming soon!"

"Here it is." Zhang Ye commanded a few times without worry.

Ha Qiqi hastily said, "I'm here, rest assured."

Zhang Ye instructed: "Okay, Old Ha, pay attention to the camera angle."

Ha Qiqi said: "Yes, let me remind them, hurry up, both Teacher Yao and Teacher Shanshan already are ready, they are waiting for you!"

Zhang Ye said: "I see."

...

Background.

The leaders of the Spring Festival working group are inspecting everywhere, and instructed the staff to be careful and careful, and it will be zero immediately.

When walking to the door of a workshop, there is a Voice as call.

"Someone in this house?"

"Who is inside?"

"What about Spring Festival?"

Several leaders frowned, and each one pushed in to enter the door.

A Director team member in the distance looked at it and said busyly: "Leader, don't, it's-"

Who is it?

No one can do it!

Everyone works, and is anyone lazy?

As soon as the door was opened, the leaders of several working groups froze!

In a small room, there is a live broadcast of Spring Festival on a small TV. A woman from all over the country sitting in front of the TV is actually Wu Zeqing.

"Oops!"

"Director Wu?"

"How are you here?"

"Director Wu?"

Several leaders are a little stingy.

Wu Zeqing glanced sideways, smiled, "Old He, Old Wang, you guys."

A leader said, "Are you here for inspection?"

Wu Zeqing shook his head, "No."

Another leader wondered: "Have you been here all the time? Hi, I knew I'd have someone set up an office for you. Why haven't you been home for the Chinese New Year? "

Wu Zeqing smiled, "Oh, my lover is still busy here, and I have no fun going home. Where is my lover, I will naturally be Chinese New Year." Then he waved, "Okay, I wo n’t tell you anymore, my lover program is coming out. "

Wen Yan, several leaders are very emotional.

Leader Zhang operates Spring Festival.

Director Wu stays up late.

Look at the relationship between this couple!

...

On TV.

Host already is almost out.

It's finally time for the finale program go on stage!

Yan Mei laughed loudly: "I just saw a young couple in the back. I didn't know what to do with a crutch. Let's go and see?"

Subtitles come out.

Sketch "Sales Swindling(crutch)".

Script: Zhang Ye.

Performers: Zhang Ye, Dong Shanshan, Yao Jiancai.

...

Online.

"Wow!"

"Sure enough!"

"Shit is really the Zhang Ye finale!"

"It's amazing my brother! How bold it is!"

"Can this Sketch hold up?"

"Sales Swindling(crutch)? Listen to me."

...

Grandma home.

Grandfather exhilarates, "Here it is!"

The second aunt shouted, "It's the Little Ye one's own finale!"

Three sisters can't wait to lie in front of the TV, "My brother is coming out!"

Older sister angrily said: "Mengmeng, don't block the TV!"

The second sister shouted: "Too much to look forward to! My brother keep it up!"

Mother Father also stared at the screen without blinking, a little nervous!

...

A call.

"Hey, Old Sun!"

"Li big sister, good New Year."

"Look at Spring Festival?"

"Uh, didn't watch."

"Look, Zhang Ye is coming!"

"Finally arrived at him? OK!"

...

A household.

"It's Zhang Ye!"

"aunt, come out."

"Stop playing, stop playing."

"What are you doing?"

"After reading the finale Sketch."

"Oh, look at the cards while playing."

"The finale Sketch must be taken seriously, you ca n’t play cards."

"Okay, let's watch it together."

...

Crosstalk world.

"I'll see what Zhang Ye can do."

"His last Sketch, but it is very controversial."

"Well, ping pong? Oh, he is still not suitable for Sketch. I thought he was playing one's own for Spring Festival for the first time, so I have to say Crosstalk."

"Return one's own a finale program?"

"Yes, he is not afraid of flashing his waist."

"This year's Spring Festival I also admit that it's really wonderful, but who knows the importance of the finale program? Don't let him be discouraged at last, then the whole Spring Festival is over! The good situation in front of me You have to get rid of it by his Sketch! "

"Look at him how ending."

"It's definitely not as good as the previous Sketch."

...

More and more people are back in front of the TV!

More and more Domestic foreigners turn on the TV!

At this moment, the number of viewers already cannot count!

Three billion!

500 million!

600 million!

The staff responsible for the statistics were frightened by already at this time. A few staffs looked at the data collected by the machine blankly, showing that they were a little dumbfounded!

Chinese people all over the world are waiting for the finale performance before Zhang Ye zero!

They look forward to a surprise!

Looking forward to a final light!

...

On TV.

Screen switch.

Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan already stood on the stage, the surrounding scenery was very common, like on the street, and there was a bench. In particular, the two people's clothing made all the audiences look at it. This is clearly a rural image. Zhang Ye is very earthy, and Dong Shanshan is even more so. They are a little red pimple, they also wear a headscarf, and their faces are ugly by intentionally. !!

Oh!

What kind of image is this?

What kind of dress is this?

Dong Shanshan called him: "Hey, Great Swindler! Great Swindler!"

Zhang Ye walking with a cane, walking with his hands on his back, and slowly turning back after hearing the words: "What Great Swindler is shouting, come out and sell this thing today, don't call me a stage name?" /

Audience:

"Great Swindler?"

"Art name?"

"Hahahaha!"

Dong Shanshan said helplessly: "Baby his father."

Zhang Ye: "Well."

Dong Shanshan pouted: "Don't sell me if you want to say this abduction, this street is full of legs and feet, who buys your stuff?"

Zhang Ye shouted, "You're bullshit, don't sell it? Doing this kidnapper, you have to work and feed, you haven't slept overnight, don't you pay if you don't sell?"

Dong Shanshan: "Oh, this street is full of legs and legs, can you sell it!"

Zhang Ye smiled slightly, "Don't you know me yet? My name is Great Swindler. I can tilt the positive flicker, I can pinch the flicker, I can pinch the flicker, the young couple passed It ’s good, I can give him a flicker! Today Sales Swindling(crutch), I can give him a flicker for a good pair of legs! "

Audience: "Oh!"

It's a pitman!

Fudge?

Why are you fooling you!

In the opening, the audience ’s curiosity was suddenly lifted!

Dong Shanshan: "Haha, you can pull it down!"

Zhang Ye: "Believe it or not?"

Dong Shanshan pouted: "I don't believe people's good legs, you can give people a flicker?"

Zhang Ye: "Look, this is my strength."

Dong Shanshan poked his mouth and laughed: "I don't know your strengths yet, my dad is interesting. I heard people buy the car covers and the motorcycle helmets. , I heard that someone insomnia sells sleeping pills on that house, I heard that others ——

Zhang Ye waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, this is the market, get ahead of time!"

Dong Shanshan hehe said: "You may also make mistakes in advance!"

Zhang Ye spread out a hand: "This turn was wrong."

Dong Shanshan said bluntly: "I heard that the lock post drove the four-wheeled vehicle and smashed his leg. He got up early and did the abduction, but he was smashed. After leaving the hospital, he went directly to a wheelchair. This abduction was not sold. "

Wheelchair?

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye snorted: "Don't worry, I will sell this kidnapper today."

Dong Shanshan: "This street is full of legs and feet, who sells it?"

Zhang Ye backhanded: "Daughter, let's find a good leg and sell it to him and see my ability of Great Swindler."

Dong Shanshan: "Aren't you kidding me?"

Zhang Ye smiled hesitantly: "Wishes to be hooked, understand? Help me shout a few words."

Dong Shanshan: "I won't flicker."

Zhang Ye: "Look at me and act, okay? Hey, here comes, shout!"

At this time, Yao Jiancai go on stage!

A rustic dress in the soil, passing by on a bicycle.

Dong Shanshan reluctantly exclaimed: "Ah, turn around, turn around, turn around!"

Yao Jiancai is holding the handlebars more and more crooked, "Hey, hey."

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

"Abduction, absent! Absent!" Dong Shanshan cuffed.

When the Yao Jiancai car stopped, "Well, I said you blindly commanded you, ah? You know where I want to go and you let me turn around you?"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye reminded: "Sell."

Dong Shanshan shouted: "Sell! Sell!"

Zhang Ye angrily said: "What are you selling?"

Dong Shanshan: "Abduction."

Zhang Ye: "Connect."

Dong Shanshan said loudly: "Trafficking! Trafficking!"

...

As soon as this word came out, many viewers sprayed it!

"Trafficking?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh, laugh!"

"Hahahahaha haha!"

"This Teacher Shanshan is so good!"

"What a great performance!"

"This finale program, it seems good!"

"Where is this place? It ’s just the beginning of the show, and there aren't many things exposed. Whether Sketch is good or not, we have to look at the back."

...

At this time.

Background.

Ha Qiqi.

Zhang Zuo.

Little Wang.

Director group.

Leader of the working group.

Everyone was staring at the screen at this time. Some people sweated in the forehead, some cold hands and feet, and some people mentioned their throats and hearts. They seemed to be more nervous and anxious than Zhang Ye who was performing on stage. There is no way, it is so important program!

They prayed in their hearts silently: they must do it! It must be done!

Leader Zhang!

Teacher Yao!

Teacher Shanshan!

Look at you!

Spring Festival is a success or a failure, just fight here!