I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1621: [Smog is laser-proof! 】


Overnight.

The word kelp-entangled submarine is on fire.

On the next day, related products appeared on Merchant Shop online.

[kelp wrapped submarine tote bag]: one for ten yuan.

[The same t-shirt with kelp-wrapped submarine]: 35 yuan each.

[Seaweed wrapped submarine hat (black)]: 15 yuan each.

[Yellow Hai Hai belt (China strategic weapon)] Seven yuan per catty.

Various.

Various.

The bottom line is that sales are extremely high.

The same products are appearing in the streets and streets.

Many people are looking at laughing like crazy at first sight, and there are countless people on the weibo.

"Hahahaha!"

"Look at my new hat!"

"Smile, so handsome!"

"I bought a bag too! The kelp-wrapped submarine is too eye-catching. Walking on the street, everyone on the road looks at me. The return rate is 200%!"

"face-smacking Zhang is too good for your mother joking!"

"Isn't this guy always like this, haha!"

"A lot of media around the world have reported this."

"He can really flicker."

"Are there any interviews today?"

"Yes, there is a second issue at 8 pm and a third issue tomorrow."

"Looking forward to death."

"I can't wait."

"Yes, see what he will say at night."

"I should be serious today, it can't be so nonsense."

...

CCTV.

International channel.

It's time for the second episode of time.

As soon as Zhang Ye came, people in the program group gathered around.

"Academician Zhang!"

"Viewership Ratings is bursting!"

"Domestic Viewership Ratings has turned more than ten times!"

"The same is true for overseas Viewership Ratings. The Viewership Ratings when program aired yesterday was several times higher than our usual Viewership Ratings, and the number of overseas viewers broke the record!"

"We have never had such an Viewership Ratings in the international channel!"

Everyone is excited.

CCTV International channel, the only international channel of China, looks very important and looks unique, but it is actually not high in attention, not many people, whether it is Domestic or overseas, Viewership Ratings They have always been in an extremely embarrassing position. When have they enjoyed this treatment? All this is the only International Celebrity of China brought by Zhang Ye today!

Zhang Ye one's own did not expect that program will cause such a big response after the broadcast. Not only did Domestic explode, but overseas also paid attention to it?

Yu Yingyi coughed, "Come here?"

Zhang Ye smiled, "Here it is."

Yu Yingyi said: "Yesterday's video already was circulated crazy, and overseas also spread it."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Then you can mix your face internationally?"

Yu Yingyi roll one's eyes said: "I thank you."

"You're welcome." Zhang Ye said.

Chi Xue sits helplessly, "Get started?"

Yu Yingyi says, "Recording countdown, one minute."

Zhang Ye said: "OK."

The second issue has started.

...

That night.

World network.

United States users: "China program has started!"

Netherlands netizens: "come here!"

France netizen: "This program is so funny, I didn't see it yesterday, I have to take a look today."

Japan netizens: "I also called a few friends to watch it together. I'd like to see what today's fucking awesome with the last name Zhang can look like."

Republic of Korea Netizen: "Broadcast."

After yesterday's farce, today, more people around the world have heard the news and seen the news, and many people have also broadcast to CCTV International channel.

10 million people.

20 million people.

30 million people.

The number of overseas viewers has skyrocketed!

Even people from the media and military of various countries are watching.

This is the first time that the history of China program can attract such attention overseas!

...

On TV.

program already has started.

Yu Yingyi smiled, "Hello everyone, we have met again. Welcome to China Special Army Day Special Military program. I'm Host Yu Yingyi."

"I'm Chi Xue."

"I'm Zhang Ye."

They also say hello to scene and the people around the world.

Yu Yingyi said: "Yesterday we talked about the threat of nuclear submarines. Academician Zhang gave a plan that has aroused heated debate and doubt among the people around the world. In fact, I know that Academician Zhang means a war and a victory in a battle. It is not who has advanced technology and who has advanced weapons that can win. The duel on the battlefield is a consideration of comprehensive factors. The variables are large and the tactics are many. An ordinary kelp may restrict the movement of nuclear submarines in the waters. , So even the most advanced weapons cannot determine the victory of a battle. "

Zhang Ye nodded, "That's it."

Yu Yingyi asks, "What do you think of Academician Chi?"

Chi Xue shook his head: "I agree with one part of this view, and I have a different view on the other. The key is whether a country is strong or not. I am a scientific worker. I see more data. Under some strategic weapons, the significance of tactics is not great. For example, some missiles have so many ranges, they can be hit if they can be hit, they cannot be hit if they cannot be hit, there is nothing to say.

Zhang Ye laughs without saying a word.

Yu Yingyi said: "I heard that already has developed laser weapons in developed countries."

Well, Chi Xue said, "Yes, this is indeed a great threat."

Yu Yingyi said: "Is there a solution?"

Chi Xue thought or thought: "No, not only us, now any country in the world has no way to deal with laser weapons. Missiles can be intercepted, aircraft carriers can be pinned, but lasers cannot. This is a very powerful, Basically unsolvable weapons, today's technology has no means of blocking. "

Zhang Ye suddenly said: "This is absolutely absolute."

Chi Xue said helplessly: "Not absolute, but helpless."

"Laser weapons are not Undefeatable." Zhang Ye flatly.

Chi Xue competed with him, "Oh? can't intercept it, isn't it Undefeatable?"

Zhang Ye laughed, "Who said it couldn't be intercepted?"

Yu Yingyi was pleasantly surprised: "Ah? Is there a way?"

Chi Xue roll one's eyes, "Impossible, there is no way in any country."

Zhang Ye said lightly: "But China does."

Chi Xue: "China?"

As a result, the next moment, Zhang Ye said something amazing.

Just listen to him: "Smog can protect against laser light."

Silent!

Silent death!

The studio and TV are silent!

Haze? ?

Laser protection? ? ?

Chi Xue spray, “Ah?”

Zhang Ye looked at the shocked Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue and smiled, "The laser weapon is very powerful, but it also has short board, and the short board is obvious. Academician Chi should be very clear. Conventional weapons can't really intercept laser, but What is the haze? The maximum diameter of the haze particles is 80 micrometers, most of which are between 1 micrometer and 10 micrometers, and the laser wavelength is mostly below 1000 nanometers, that is, less than 1 micrometer, so the laser is difficult to bypass the haze Particles, the laser attenuation in the haze is very drastic. "

Yu Yingyi doesn't understand.

Chi Xue stays still, "this"

Zhang Ye said, "In the haze, a large number of metal particles of existence, enlarge it, it is a small metal ball. After reaching a certain density, you tell me how the laser weapon penetrates? Well, even if it can finally penetrate Originally, the range was ten kilometers, but now it has become one kilometer. No one can reach it, no one can touch it, and it is far from the Shooting target. You tell me, what is the use of such a laser weapon? "

Chi Xue: "..."

Pre-TV audience: "..."

Yu Yingyi is really dumbfounded, "The haze still has this effect?"

Zhang Ye said indifferently: "I'm not saying that the haze is good. I once made a documentary film called" Under the Dome ". I don't know if you have seen it. I just analyze the fog from a military and scientific perspective. The effect of haze is that it can protect against lasers and even missiles. "He said amazing again!

Fuck?

It is also missile-resistant! ?

Yu Yingyi said dumbly, "How to guard against it?"

Zhang Ye said: "At present, missile guidance methods in the world generally use television guidance, laser guidance, infrared imaging guidance, and GPS guidance. The former two types of missile guidance methods are greatly affected by haze weather. For example, the haze weather can greatly reduce the combat effectiveness of TV-guided and laser-guided missiles. Although they can be launched, the hit rate is not high. Among them, TV-guided missiles are similar to visible optical reconnaissance radars, and it requires the operator to see the target. In order to aim, lock, and carry out an attack. If you encounter foggy weather, you will not be able to lock or pinpoint if you cannot see the target. "

Chi Xue said silently: "Academician Zhang, as you said, that haze can still prevent paratroopers?"

Zhang Ye heard that and nodded solemnly, "Of course it can. The haze can really prevent paratroopers. How can paratroopers parachute when they can't obtain ground targets clearly? This is obvious."

Chi Xue almost fainted!

Yu Yingyi is also stunned!

The second episode of program is over.

However, the outside world has already fried the pot!

...

China.

weibo.

"Smog-proof missile?"

"Smog and laser protection?"

"Smog-proof paratrooper?"

"I am your sister!"

"Fudge! You **** flick!"

"Hahahahaha haha!"

"Oh, I laughed at me! I can't do it!"

"face-smacking Zhang is his mother tongue and it's not amazing!"

"Academician Chi is said to have been blinded!"

"This **** is so **** good! Yesterday the kelp turned into a strategic weapon. Today, the haze is also a strategic defense weapon!"

"You have enough Teacher Zhang! Enough!"

"I will serve Zhang Ye without anyone!"

"Why is he so joking!"

...

On the World Wide Web:

"Oh My God!"

"Smog?"

"What the **** does he think!"

"This, is this possible?"

"It seems really feasible in science!"

"Halo!"

"It's obviously nonsense!"

"Do you really believe him?"

"That's even worse than kelp-wrapped submarines!"

"This goods may also be called military?"

"This is the most capable military expert in history!"

"I admit that this China man succeeded, he successfully cheered me! Hahahahaha!"

"In the future, the words of China people cannot be trusted by a punctuation point!"

...

The world is hot!

Global laugh!

To this day, another word has been fired!

Mist and laser protection!


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