I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 241: [The first phase of Talkshow has come to a successful conclusion! 】

Live.

The atmosphere is finally hot

The buddies who were going to be drowsy when they first arrived were like chicken blood at the moment, all staring at their eyes and shaking their spirits

Wang Xiong's mouth was sour, "This Little Zhang"

Feng Guiqin looked at the Zhang Ye on the stage and nodded slightly.

"Look at what he says below." Another company leader was also very excited.

Other colleagues also responded similarly. Just this opening and hot field, everyone's attention was all drawn in.

The audience is even more so. Just look at the shouts and applause.

Zhang Ye pressed the hand: "Okay, thank you." As soon as the applause stopped, he said solemnly: "You all know, I have come step by step today, with the one's own fans and the one's own column, already is a successful person. "He managed his tie again," a celebrity like me, my superstar ... "

Everyone is fooling around

"咿"

"Oh"

"Haha"

Zhang Ye blinked confusedly and looked at the audience, "... isn't this a smile?"

At the end of "噗", the audience laughed even more crazily

"Okay, right." Zhang Ye touched his forehead and said: "Today's success, I often think of all kinds of humiliations when I was a kid. When I was in school, I was bullied by boys during that day, and by girls at night ... Rejected. "At this point, Zhang Ye coughed and groaned:" In an age when one's own is too good and others are rejected, they must not have thought of me today. "Zhang Ye looked at the camera and pointed at scene seriously. : "So today I want to say a word to scene. Everyone who has seen this program and bullied me before, listen well, your name will appear in the joke without interruption." After that, I pointed it out twice. scene

"Hahaha" ​​

Everyone laughs and applauds.

Of course, there are a few exceptions.

Now it is time trading on the stock exchange. Obviously, there are several men looking down at cell phone, as if looking at stocks, one frowning.

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Some people may not know or be familiar with me yet. Introduce yourself. My name is Zhang Ye. Miao Honggen is an Beijing person. This time I have been to Shanghai for many days. I often miss one's own. In my hometown, like me and several of my colleagues are not locals of Shanghai, whenever we feel homesick, such as when I want Beijing, I run for a roast duck at one's own, such as my two colleagues in Northeast China miss home At that time, I went to eat a dumpling to relieve homesickness. I also have a colleague who is also my college classmate. Her name is Dong Shanshan.

Dong Shanshan: "..."

Here comes, comes again

When the audience heard Dong Shanshan's name, they wanted to laugh.

Wang Bei Zhang Han and they all looked at Dong Shanshan with a smile and touched her with their legs.

Zhang Ye said: "Dong Shanshan is from Inner Mongolia. When she is homesick, it is a bit difficult to handle ..." He paused, suddenly turning, "So every time I miss Inner Mongolia on Shanghai, she goes to the stock exchange. . "Zhang Ye waved affectionately," Look at the endless greenness "

A few people who are cursing their heads about how stocks are falling every day. After listening to this sentence, they instantly looked up, and then sprayed their arms and laughed.

"Ah Hahaha"

"Oh, this is too funny"

"You think it's grassland"

Everyone who does n’t stocks is laughed a lot

Now the stock market is green, and it is falling every day. The Zhang Ye segment just catches up on current events everywhere. Of course, the segment effect is very good.

Dong Shanshan already doesn't know what expression it is. It looks so funny and funny. The camera frequently hits scene to her and captures her expressions.

Wang Bei teased: "Shanshan, you must hit him when you go down"

Zhang Han's mouth also smiled tiredly, "Teacher Zhang Ye is so funny, hey, I can't laugh anymore, my jaw is frozen"

Zhang Ye's paragraphs are one after the other, and the connection is also very harmonious. There is no blunt feeling. "The stock has been falling, the price has been rising, only the salary is not long, some people have said, like Beijing Shanghai. Life in A-list city is too fast, is there such a statement? "

This is an interaction with the audience, and it is also a major feature of Talkshow.

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Yes."

The audience spoke.

Zhang Ye looked at them, "You all agree with this statement?" Everyone didn't understand what Zhang Ye was going to say, they all blinked and heard nothing, and then they saw Zhang Ye saying, "I don't agree, and I think this This statement is very ridiculous and childish Beijing Shanghai and other A-list city life is too fast? People who say this kind of words must not have lived in A-list city. "Stopped the tone, Zhang Ye suddenly said with a sullen expression:" Alright? I want to ask Have you ever taken a car at Beijing Shanghai? Ah? Have you ever filmed in the company office? Ah? What is it fast?

Everyone froze, then burst into laughter

Zhang Ye doesn't stop. time, which gives everyone a rest or a dull moment, does not give it. "When it comes to the problem of the car, I thought of a CCTV morning news I saw this morning. Now I advocate green travel, everyone has watched it. Right? "

"Look."

"Yeah."

"This news has been repeated for several days."

The audience echoed.

Zhang Ye looked helpless: "The news keeps saying that foreigners have bought a car, and they are not open. Other cars are left with their families. They go out to work by bus and subway "He said, spreading his hands," Well, can I believe it? "

"噗"

"咿"

"Hahaha"

Zhang Ye's phrase "I believe it or not," has a lot of laughs,

The irony is too strong. Are you sure you really say that's okay?

Zhang Ye said innocently: "It was not easy for me to buy a car by saving money and saving money. The TV immediately made me respond to the call for green travel. Well, I stopped driving, and the next day ... the parking fee went up. I thought the car was too expensive to park there. I couldn't afford it, so I started driving again, and on the third day ... the oil price rose to the end, and it was really unclear about my Mathematics capacity at the end. Is it cheaper to park there or to drive cheaper?

The audience laughed a lot, and this resonated with everyone, and immediately gave applause.

Zhang Ye said with a sigh: "Do you know that there is a worker in Beijing?"

"I know"

"Heared"

The audience responded.

Zhang Ye said with painful expression: "It is a stadium where there are often held football matches. I am a fan, but since the price of oil has risen to this point, I have never seen the ball again in the laborer, eh, it is not Because the parking fee is too expensive or there is no place to park, the main thing is that as soon as I drive over, the stadium with tens of thousands of people is calling for keep it up keep it up ,, Hello, you do n’t know, I have a heart. ”He held his breath in his breath. shape. This paragraph also hangs on current affairs, and it is still the news for the past two days.

Wang Xiong claps his hands

The top Feng Guiqin couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile.

Zhang Ye managed the suit and breathed a little bit later, saying, "It's not easy to live. There are sad things every day. When it comes to watching football, when it comes to football, I thought of watching a news of gambling yesterday, I heard Football already has been involved in the investigation, and everyone knows this, right?

"Huh"

I heard it

The audience nodded.

Zhang Ye said: "In recent years, gambling has been banned repeatedly, and already has become more and more popular. Not only rich people gamble, but players have begun to gamble." Then, he mysteriously whispered: " I have an inside message here, I ca n’t tell anyone else, um, of course I ca n’t help it when the TV goes out.

Everyone laughs

Only listen to Zhang Ye: "Say there is a team in the Domestic league. What is ridiculous? Eleven people play on the field, all four are betting on the ball, which is a team, almost half of them are Participated in gambling, and the team that bought one's own lost, hey, do you think about any suspense? It must be lost. Four of our team members bought the one's own team to lose, but in the end ... not lost yet.

"Ha?"

“Ah?”

Everyone looked at Zhang Ye on the stage in puzzlement.

Zhang Ye smashed his mouth and said, "Because of the opposing team ... eight people also bought them one's own and lost"

The crowd laughed, "Hahahaha"

Some female audience members wiped their eyes with napkins, and all laughed out that tears is coming.

This is a snippet from Zhou Libo's "One Week Libo Show", but Zhang Ye has changed a few. Zhang Ye concluded: "So the current status of China football can basically be described as follows: Football Association Foo Club-this is called management, club flicker player-this is called operation, player flicker football-this is called personality, Football Club and players Let's flicker together-this is called China football "

This passage is very meaningful.

Some people understand after a bit of aftertaste. They are afraid to start applauding, "well said"

A long applause

Feng Guiqin shines

Wang Xiong and the other leader beside him are also

They thought that Zhang Ye was just a twisted joke, but they didn't expect that after a fine taste, there could be such a delicious thing

Zhang Ye estimates the number of words in this chapter ... It is estimated that time is almost the same, saying: "After finishing the recent news, let's talk about the weather, the weather is getting colder and colder. Seeing that the end of the year is coming, the annual Spring Festival should come again I believe that all comrades who have stood the test of the Spring Festival should have a deep understanding. Last year, it was probably the time years ago. A homicide occurred in a certain province. The suspect was fleeing. When the local public security director was interviewed by reporters, he firmly Say 'Our investigative department expects the suspect will not escape from our province., Sure enough, Several Days Later, the suspect was arrested. A reporter asked him why he hadn't escaped after so many days. The suspect couldn't help but break cursed. My mom spent three days at the train station and didn't get a ticket. This is just to commemorate the Hero who grabbed the train ticket during the Spring Festival ... Of course, I don't need to grab the ticket. I have so People, that ’s all by air "

"咿"

"咿"

"Blow it"

Crowd of people haha ​​

Zhang Ye bowed slightly, "Well, today's Zhang Ye's Talkshow" is over here, I am your Host Zhang Ye, I wish you a happy weekend "