I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 253: [Zhang Ye’s swearing time! 】
"God turns"
"Ah Hahahaha"
"Who ’s here to help me?"
"Zhang Ye, you are too naughty. I was waiting at the end."
"Ah, it's not a damn classic."
"Where's the pen? I have to write down a little bit from Teacher Zhang and scold the world for Undefeatable"
The scene has been blasted by laughter, which can be said to be the highest decibel laughter since the opening of Zhang Ye's Talkshow.
Dong Shanshan smiles while covering her face
Wang Bei smiles straight at high heels
Ah Qian and Xiaoyu are hammering the thigh of one's own.
Four sisters and several videographers are covering their mouths and laughing. They are closest to the audio reception and do not want to affect the live broadcast. They can only hold it, but the tears that trembled with laughter can be seen. The camera was almost fainting, and even affected the shooting.
—— What kind of stuff is this?
We thought you would say that after understanding Li Puyu, you will find that he is a good guy. The result is Hahaha. What do you think? Your turn is too damn. Teacher Zhang Ye. You are so busy. Li Puyu will cry really I will cry
Someone doesn't like listening.
The black man frowned and said, "How to scold someone?"
Zhang Ye blinked confusedly, "Scolding people? Who cursing people? I said 'Hook currency, ah, Tian, you don't know what it means? Oh, you foreigners may not know Chinese well. In our Domestic, Tian is gold coins. What does jINHI's pinyin abbreviation mean, what is the gold coin? It is precious Items, which is very valuable and glorious. I am exaggerating the glory of Park Yu Teacher, where do I have the intention of cursing? "
Black: "... ￥"
The audience was overjoyed when they heard, "Hahaha"
Zhang Ye pointed out the black people, "I do n’t believe you ask everyone, what does Tian mean?"
All Republic viewers shouted in unison: "Of course it is gold coins Hahaha"
"You see, am I right?" Zhang Ye shrugged: "We are a high-end program, how can there be curse words."
Black people are crying, your sister, you really think I don't understand Chinese.
The little old man and company leader dumbfounded looked at Feng Guiqin, "Your new column is big enough"
Feng Guiqin was also amused for a long time, and now took a breath and breathed: "It's okay, WebTV, the scale can be larger, as long as there are not too obvious prohibited words."
Wang Xiong laughed: "I figured it out. Today's column of Teacher Little Zhang is fun. Wouldn't it be an entire period of scolding Republic of Korea people?"
Unfortunately, Wang Xiong really guessed right
Laughter lasts a little longer, about five or six seconds. After they laugh, Zhang Ye continues: "When it comes to Republic of Korea people, I have always been very envious of them, do you know why? Because our country's Crosstalk The actor has to carry one thing from childhood-called the name of the dish. Many of our majors in broadcasting are also required to be carried back at school. They practice their mouths and have a total of 10B dishes. As a Republic person, I feel extremely painful at this moment. It ’s Manchu-Han Imperial Feast. I want to memorize it all. "
The audience applauds immediately
"Come to a paragraph"
"Yes, come one"
Dong Shanshan, after a while, they didn't memorize the "name of the dish" when they went to school. However, Teacher suggested that everyone practice, but it was not mandatory.
Other colleagues don't know if Zhang Ye will work.
This world also has Crosstalk program, "The name of the dish", because it is too traditional and the history of Manchu-Han Imperial Feast has not changed, so naturally existence and Zhang Ye have deliberately checked it before.
Zhang Ye With a smile, "Well, I'll just make a short pass, um, I invite you to eat ... steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck ..." Zhang Ye I started to speak slowly, but the faster I spoke, the quicker my mouth moved, the sharper I was, and there was almost no pause in the back. "Burning chicks, roasting geese, stew Salted duck sauce, chicken, bacon, pineapple, small belly, dried meat sausages, assorted Su Pan smoked chicken, white belly, steamed Babao pig rice stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, assorted marinated marinated goose, prawns ... etc. A solid set of basic skills. Although there is no laughter, it is very shocking. Zhang Ye This pass is even better than many Domestic Crosstalk What the actors say are all good.
"OK"
"Speak well"
Everyone applaud
Wang Bei and several other Hosts also clapped their hands and praised it. To be fair, from the basic skills, some of their broadcasters are indeed inferior to Zhang Ye. No wonder he has a strong tongue, and his basic skills are solid. Take less time and eat it all
In fact, this is all due to Memory Search Capsule. Zhang Ye these days can spend almost all the Reputation value on the capsules, more and more things are remembered in the brain, and the capital is getting thicker and thicker. It still doesn't matter, even now it is no problem for him to turn the "reported dish name" upside down, because unlike other people's rote memorization, his memory is directly extracted.
An episode, showing a simple hand, Zhang Ye continued to laugh and said, "I'm tired when you listen? I want to memorize 10B dishes, so ah, I especially envy my Republic of Korea counterparts, if I were them How good it is, it's especially easy to carry it back. "He cleared his throat and said," I invite you to eat ... Kimchi Smida Kimchi Smida Kimchi Smida Kimchi Smida ... and Kimchi Smida "
"Hahaha"
"Oh, this is too funny"
"They only have kimchi"
The audience laughed again
Zhang Ye's voice just came back, and then said helplessly: "But then I found out that I thought wrong. I met an Republic of Korea Crosstalk actor. Their report name is actually longer than ours and the variety is richer." Seeing everyone's puzzling eyes, Zhang Ye said, "First of all, their top 10B dishes are exactly the same as ours.
Wang Bei who was taking time to spit and squirted the water out
Ah Qian sitting in front was sprayed with water on his shoes, but he didn't care, one's own patted his legs and laughed
The Chinese characters are yours?
The text printing is yours?
Your Dragon Boat Festival is also yours?
Zhang Ye If their 10B dish is the same as ours, it will show the Republic of Korea as a lowly image in the eyes of Chinese people.
"After carrying this pile, and finally the duck duck chicken, they will add one more." Zhang Ye raised his hand and gestured, "From Changbai Mountain to the three thousand miles of the Bohai Bay for five thousand years, the original traditional cuisine of the Republic of Korea continues — —Kimchi Smida "
"Hahahaha"
Papapa
Applause sounded in laughter
Zhang Ye section has just finished, and the next section comes again, "Actually, the name of food is different in every place. For example, 馄饨 is called 就 in the north, and it is called '龙 叫 手' in Sichuan. Right? "Looking at the audience," If you reach Republic of Korea, do you know what it is? "
"To Republic of Korea?"
"I don't know."
"What's your name?"
The audience asked inquisitively.
Zhang Ye raised his hand and made an exaggerated gesture with the same gesture as the genius: "From Changbai Mountain to the three thousand miles of the Bohai Bay for 5,000 years, the original traditional cuisine of the Republic of Korea-馄饨 思米达"
When Zhang Ye just said "from Changbai Mountain", the audience understood what he was going to say, and laughed wildly from here
"Ouch"
"Hahahaha"
"Let me take a break and I can't laugh anymore"
The audience is leaning back and forth, and some smiles are squatting down on the ground and covering their stomachs.
As a result, Zhang Ye is not prepared to give everyone a chance to rest. Looking at several audiences who are cleaning tears, the next paragraph is coming again. "When it comes to Republic of Korea food, in fact, I want to spread a knowledge of here to everyone. . "Zhang Ye shook hands when someone wanted to laugh:" It's not a joke, it's really a knowledge. "
Everyone is quiet and listening.
Some winks, some are curious.
Zhang Ye looked at you and said, "To be honest, I really can't understand why Republic of Korea people like kimchi so much, although I also like to eat it, right, the taste is crisp, sour, sweet and spicy, um, the most important thing is It's cheap, it's such a thing, but they can't live without it. They will eat kimchi no matter what they eat, so I here advised everyone in front of the TV and everyone on the scene. Is carcinogenic "
Carcinogenic?
Indeed, this is scientifically based.
The audience thought it was a knowledge science and listened to it.
However, Zhang Ye said, "Well, this is why when we were watching Korean drama, two people were just together ... It won't be long before one person will get terminal illness"
Speaking of the audience here, already started to laugh a lot
Zhang Ye stared at scene and pointed out, "Do you think it ’s the plot dog blood? It ’s not pickles."
As soon as the last sentence "Kimchi" came out, the audience already laughed.
A lot of people laughed and applauded and drowned the entire recording studio again
At the moment.
I also laughed when I saw live broadcast on the Internet
"Teacher Zhang Ye is too good-it's awesome"
"I always knew Teacher Zhang Niu-Fu, but I didn't expect him to be so Niu-Fu"
"Hahahaha is so awful, it ’s so awkward, today's Zhang Ye is like **** help"
"It was fun. I used to scold brainless fan. I didn't know Zhang Ye. I went to know today that I am ignorant and inexperienced, Domestic, and there is such a coquettish Celebrity? There is such a beautiful, degassing and funny entertainment program Zhang Ye I am now your fans "
"Oh, your mother is amused"
"Is this going to be a Republic of Korea session?"
"Are you scolding you from beginning to end? Too cool"
"I've never been so happy like today"
"The mouth of Zhang Ye is **** damn, you see, just so many great foreign students and brainless fan came here to curse, and now they are scolded by Teacher Zhang Ye"
"How could there be so many things in Teacher Zhang's mind? Didn't he conflict with that Li Puyu only during the day? It was live broadcast at night. It was too late to write script temporarily. One Teacher Zhang Ye this literary style is absolutely terrible "
Literature?
This actually requires **** literacy
The scolding snippet? Zhang Ye can say three days and three nights without heavy samples
In the world of Zhang Ye, whether it is Crosstalk or Talkshow, there are four things in these years.
First, scold.
Second, scold the little Japan.
Three, scold American.
Four ... continue scolding sticks