I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 479: [I am a scholar!] 】

In just one opening, just a few words, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's performance shocked everyone, and it was a bit of a surprise. Yao Jiancai is okay to say, after all, it was a professional Crosstalk actor.

How about Zhang Ye?

He is really pure amateur.

The threshold of Crosstalk is very low. You can say it with your mouth, but it is very difficult to get started. It does n’t matter how many years and years of Kungfu. Zhang Ye is said to be Talkshow, but the basic form of Talkshow is just to find a theme and chat about this idea, all kinds of paragraphs can be caught in it, you can also invite guests, you can also use images, not to mention continuity and logic As long as the pieces are pieced together around the topic, Crosstalk is not Yes, and Crosstalk is difficult.here, just two people, two meat voices, you can only show the characters and plots through the language, not casually grasping A funny thing about Xi Min

Yes.

Hey.

嗳.

诶.

The use of these imaginary words has to be practiced for several years

Crosstalk Art is something completely different from other fields

However, Zhang Ye shows that it is the quality of a serious professional Crosstalk main speaker actor. How can this not make people surprised?

When did he learn?

Hi, your mother can say Crosstalk? ?

Many people questioned that Zhang Ye was amateur to add chaos. All of them were choked, Zhang Ye hit their faces with actual actions.

"Old Tang? This ..." Junior Brother of Tang Dazhang.

Tang Dazhang has no expression, "It's just the beginning, Crosstalk works are a whole, a start can't explain anything, just look down, and you will definitely get a flaw."

He Junior Brother said: "This is true, the theme of the work has not been selected yet."

On stage.

Zhang Ye can't hear their whisper.

Yao Jiancai said: "Don't say me anymore, after introducing me, you should introduce one's own."

Zhang Ye cocky said: "Do I still use introductions? I didn't say Crosstalk. Look at me." Pat the chest of one's own, "Look at my temperament, you should know it, me" Suddenly stretched take action, very indecently mentioning the pants of one's own, the action is very large, "I am a Writer see it

"Hahaha" ​​

A female audience laughed and patted their legs, "Oh!"

Yao Jiancai stared at him silently, "I really didn't see it, is Writer just like this? What kind of pants do you mention, and this title is not recognized by one's own?

Zhang Ye laughed: "Teacher Yao criticized and corrected me again. I get along with Teacher Yao. He is my Teacher. I do n’t understand anything and I am willing to ask Teacher Yao for advice."

Yao Jiancai said: "You hold it."

Zhang Ye: "You may not know, Teacher Yao is particularly fashionable, and I know a lot of high-tech things, such as the popular Weibo now."

Yao Jiancai said to the audience: "Yes, I used it early."

Zhang Ye: "In the early years when Weibo just came out, we didn't know what was useful and useless, but Teacher Yao told us with practical actions. Weibo is really useful. Just then, Teacher Yao finished filming, After drama crew rested, I took out cell phone and brushed weibo. I was very happy. The smoke on my mouth was also put on the table. As a result, after a while, the cigarette was gone. I do n’t know who was taken away.

Yao Jiancai smiled and nodded, "Friends of drama crew always love to joke with me."

Zhang Ye: "Teacher Yao is neither pissed off nor anxious. In fact, he knows who took it. Everyone teased, so Teacher Yao issued a weibo-I don't say, it doesn't mean I don't know."

Yao Jiancai is right, "Oh, I beat him."

Zhang Ye immediately said: "After ten minutes, his wife sent him a text message-I'm sorry."

This bag was thrown away, and the scene laughed a lot

"Hello"

"Hahahaha"

"Sorry? Hey"

"Oh, I laughed and smoked"

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyelids, "Okay, how big is my weibo case? Weibo just work?"

Zhang Ye said with no expression: "This is the importance of Weibo, and there is a thing that was very popular in earlier years. What do you want to see what Teacher Yao writes? At that time, we went to the Teacher Yao's customer."

"Hey, wait a minute" Yao Jiancai said: "That's a blog"

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, blog, a lot of people are on it ... point him."

Yao Jiancai pouted: "Then you tell them, I won't make it."

In the laughter of the audience, Zhang Ye blinked: "What do you mean to eat?"

Yao Jiancai stared, "I mean eating here?"

Zhang Ye: "What's that? Click on you."

Yao Jiancai: "What do you mean, click?"

"Oh" Zhang Ye suddenly realized, "I know for the first time, co-authoring with you ... does it mean chicken?"

Speaking, the audience burst into laughter again

Yao Jiancai is frustrated, "how do you think so crooked, you, click rate"

Zhang Ye: "Also green?"

Some viewers already can't stand laughing, "Hahahaha"

Yao Jiancai: "Hi didn't think so"

Zhang Ye: "That ’s what it means. Anyway, Teacher Yao is more fashionable than us and better than us. I still went to school in the early years. I have n’t made any money yet. Teacher Yao is already. Products, and made the image stool of other people's products "

The audience laughs again

Yao Jiancai hurriedly corrected: "What image is big-poop, it's Image Ambassador"

"Oh ..." Zhang Ye bewildered: "What's the difference? We have to make sense, right? Big-poop? Big-poop? You say it's taste and feel ..."

Yao Jiancai hey hey hey, "Why are you so disgusting, you have to say that"

Zhang Ye reluctantly said: "Well, let's just say that, Teacher Yao is very powerful anyway. I have shot advertisement, drama series, and also movies."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "This is a shot."

Zhang Ye said with a finger on his finger: "Teacher Yao's first play, that movie is called" The Widow "

Yao Jiancai wondered: "Widow? Am I a widow?"

Zhang Ye: "No, you play the widow's husband."

Yao Jiancai: "Dead?"

Zhang Ye: "This play is about a widow, how to fight after her husband's death, how to be inspirational, a very positive play"

Yao Jiancai eyes wide open: "I am not inside"

Zhang Ye: "With you, how can you be a widow without your family? The first scene in the opening is yours, go to the grave." He gestured: "Go to the grave, there is a picture of you."

Yao Jiancai: "..."

The audience gave laughter without reservation

Zhang Ye looked at the audience, "This is the first play of Teacher Yao, um, the second play is great, Teacher Yao's male number one"

Yao Jiancai said happily, "Men's number one?"

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, this play is called" Morning ", and it is about the protagonist's journey around the world by pulling the Mill"

Yao Jiancai said dumbfounded: "La La Mo? I played as a donkey and traveled around the world. I followed Twirling there."

The audience sprayed, "Oh Hahahaha"

Zhang Ye: "Teacher Yao is really famous for the third movie, Zhang Ergou murdered his father savagely and tens of thousands of fires"

Yao Jiancai hey, "Well, this name is long enough."

Zhang Ye: "To get the full name with the two movie screens, Zhang Ergou was a bad boy, killed his father, chopped his father and set it on fire. Later, the police mechanism investigated the case, and the first of the Teacher Yao The play is to open the lid of the coffin. "

Yao Jiancai said: "I'm still dead? This time it's broken?"

Zhang Ye: "OK, look at your feet, if an acquaintance can recognize you."

Female judges covered her face and smiled.

A man, judges, couldn't help but smile, but quickly took it back.

Zhang Ye: "The fourth movie is a big one. There is a movie in Hong Kong called" Dumpling ", a horror suspense movie, and Teacher Yao is invited to act."

Yao Jiancai said happily, "It's a big production."

Zhang Ye whispered and said, "This drama is about killing people and wrapping them into dumplings, and Teacher Yao plays a role in it."

Yao Jiancai an expression, "Well, even my feet are broken this time"

Zhang Ye thumbs up, "Amazing."

Yao Jiancai: "What's so great, I'm all minced meat"

Some viewers have already on their faces with a sour smile, and the cheeks are starting to hurt.

Zhang Ye: "Learn from you, pay tribute to you, you are our role model, old saying is good, outside the Qingshan Tower outside the mountain"

Yao Jiancai stopped, "It's not Yes you always say something wrong, outside the Qingshan Tower outside the mountain"

Zhang Ye blinked and looked at him, "Is there a blue building outside the building?"

Yao Jiancai: "Why do you keep upstairs with the green house, what do you go to often? It is the building outside the building."

Zhang Ye nodded, "Outside the mountain outside Qingshan Tower, there are four beeps on the back of a capable person)

恁 ——This is the Beijing words, or the words in some parts of the north, with the meaning of "nong".

Yao Jiancai interrupts: "You are capable"

"恁" Zhang Ye is connected.

The cameramen in charge are shaking scene and smiling.

Yao Jiancai: "Who the **** are you? You are the only one who can learn Writer as a scholar? What scholar do you study? Do you study this everyday?"

Zhang Ye: "I also study other things, such as the art of Crosstalk."

Yao Jiancai said, "It's good to study this."

Zhang Ye: "Crosstalk is the simplest form of art, and it is also the most complicated. It is simple because you can speak with mouth, but it is not easy to say. For example, some dummy characters and pad characters are well-defined, both It ’s for research. For example, I ’ll give you an example. Are you here? Sit down, drink water, meet again/goodbye 喽, there is always a padding behind it, and you will feel very kind if you have this. "He suddenly hissed and exclaimed," Come sit down and drink water meet again/goodbye "

Yao Jiancai snorted, "You scare people to death again"

Zhang Ye: "For example, some female comrades(s)s like to put imaginary characters in front. For example, when you see an acquaintance on the street when you go out, Aunt, why do you go?

Yao Jiancai: "You learn a lesson?"

Zhang Ye imitates a woman and says, "Why do you go ... Aunt?" The last sound is like a roar.

Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes: "Good guy, have you stepped on this foot?"

Zhang Ye pointed to the ground and said, "Aunt has fallen into the ditch."

"Hahaha"

"Hahahaha"

Laughter everywhere

judges, the audience, even the staff and cameraman of Segment Group are too happy. There are a few young girls in the audience, and tears laughed out.

Tang Dazhang average face

The three Senior Brother brothers next to him have also been silent, because they do not know what to say already

This work, already is beyond everyone's imagination