I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 480: 【Guo Degang Attachment! 】

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The message board already under the live broadcast area of ​​the network is fried

"Hahahaha"

"Shit, blind my eyes"

"Who the **** said Teacher Zhang Ye wouldn't say Crosstalk?"

"No, Hahahaha, I'm already, it's so funny, Teacher Zhang Ye is too funny, Teacher Yao Jiancai is also good"

"This cooperation between the young and the young is a real god"

"The two have such a tacit understanding that the burden is one by one"

"And did you find that? Zhang Ye's Crosstalk is different from the traditional Crosstalk"

"Yes, when there is no rest at all, there is a burden from beginning to end, and one is connected just after the second. This skill is really **** good

I used to think that Teacher Zhang Ye would n’t say Crosstalk, and I did n’t have much expectations. This time Teacher Zhang once again opened our eyes. Niu Ren is Niu Ren. It seems that there is nothing that Zhang Ye cannot do.

"It's wonderful"

"Big love Teacher Zhang"

"I just saw the other works of Crosstalk competition, but I thought it was pretty good, but after listening to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, your mother found out that the other piles of Crosstalk are just dog-poop"

"Yes"

"Same as above fl"

"Stop talking, I'll look at it, I guess the live broadcast signal is wrong, we won't look at it when they react."

"It's all right, I recorded it on already."

"I also recorded it. Such classic works must be remembered."

At the moment.

CCTVll is a mess of already.

CCTV's headquarters leaders called one by one, and other related departments' calls also came one after another

The Director Chen Huo set of ll knows that something is going on, and immediately hangs up when he hangs up. Anger, Crosstalk competition program group leader and other related parties are called.

"What are you doing for me?" Chen Huo was furious.

Then leader wiped his sweat, "General Manager Chen, I, I'm following your instructions."

Chen Huo patted the table and said, "Fart these two people. They are on the block list and named. Not only did you not block them, but you also gave them live broadcast? Are you going to die?" Dirty words.

leader said suddenly: "Secretary An told me ..."

Secretary An is anxious, "What can I tell you, I said these two guys make sure you manage well"

leader stared, "Don't you say that we don't need to manage?"

Secretary An almost fainted, "I also told you to pay attention to blocking"

leader said, "Don't you say that we don't care about blocking?"

Secretary An vomits blood: "What ears do you have, I also told you not to record videos, and I asked you clearly."

leader said: "What I listened to was let us record the video and also record clearly ..."

After listening to the relevant staff in the room, Chen Huo almost spit out old blood, Fuck. What the **** is it? You are the undercover sent by the enemy.

leader is stupid at this moment and knows that there is an oolong. Your sister is not a political-governance-fighting-controversy caused by the SARFT Deputy Director transfer. He was busy explaining: "Today our cell phone signal is not very good OK, it ’s always on and off, Voice is not too clear Chu, so I was wrong ... Hello, then I quickly let them signal live broadcast to stop and I will do it right away "

Chen Huo shouted: "Come on"

leader rushed out to make a call, beep~ beep~ beep~, no one answered the office phone over live broadcast. Yu Jian ran upstairs and pushed the door of the office area in charge of the live broadcast signal. "People? Why do n’t you answer the phone? Hurry up and cut off the network live broadcast "

A female staff member dumbfounded said: "I ca n’t take it anymore. Just a few minutes ago, some people in charge of live broadcast had a bad lunch at lunch and had a bad stomach. When they came out to the toilet, they hurried and knocked the door inside. No one is there now, and the keys are in the control room. "

Sure enough, several male employees are tinkering around the door and can't open

leader anxiously: "What about the spare key?"

The female staffer said, "In the annex, already has people looking for it."

leader shouted, "Why are you in a hurry?"

He didn't wait, hurried to the recording scene, and wanted to directly signal from there, but he also knew in his heart that such a toss is probably too late, that Crosstalk finished the talk soon, God, you are not amused Am I playing? Is there another problem with the Zhang Ye phone signal? He heard every sentence wrong? After finding an error, the staff on the live broadcast console has a bad stomach again? Did you accidentally lock the door again? Can't find the spare key yet? This is a series of chaos from beginning to end, it is just a coincidence

Zhang Ye

This man is so **** wicked

live broadcast on-site.

Laughter is like tidal waves, and wave after wave

Zhang Ye stands on the stage in a spirited manner and is still coughing, "When it comes to the art of Crosstalk, there is too much to say. Now Crosstalk is developing well. You see, you can still compete on big stages like CCTV And the attention and love of so many people across the country. Like before, Crosstalk was struggling. At that time, the Crosstalk actors were performing on the street, it was very hard, and it was not easy. "

Yao Jiancai said with a sigh: "That's it."

Zhang Ye said: "The so-called wind is cut in half and the rain is all over."

Yao Jiancai said: "That's right."

Zhang Ye said: "It was good, it's time to give money. When the wind blows, people hurry up and leave. It's white, it's raining, it's raining, and nobody is listening Crosstalk, so Crosstalk is different from some industries. Unlike bricklayers, bricklayers are happy to see the rain. "

Yao Jiancai asked: "How happy?"

Zhang Ye said: "Sit in the house to drink, listen to the outside ... click, he's happy, there's work after the rain stops, call his son ..." He pointed to the side, "Go , Go for two or two drinks. "

Yao Jiancai shoved him, "You mean me?"

Zhang Ye blinked, "I just mean it."

Yao Jiancai: "That won't work, you can point there."

The audience laughs

Zhang Ye continued: "Wow ... click, go, and play two or two more."

Yao Jiancai: "Did you drink four or two?"

Zhang Ye: "Wow ... click, hit two or two more."

Yao Jiancai: "Drink still?"

Zhang Ye: "Wow ... Kamm, I can't drink this time."

Yao Jiancai wondered, "Why not drink this time?"

Zhang Ye spread their hands, "one's own room collapsed."

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, it ’s too rainy."

This baggage is laughing and pumping hundreds of audiences

However, each player's pre-match performance time has restrictions and regulations. it does not matter is missing, but it cannot exceed ten minutes. There will be fifteen or twenty minutes in the rematch finals. Not so much time, after all, there are too many participants. More than a dozen group rounds record, it will be fast to finish recording tomorrow, if it is slow, it will be acquired, so Zhang Ye their performance time is almost the same.

There is no System Notification below, but Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai have a few in mind, especially Zhang Ye. As a professional Host, program said for a few minutes, one's own has no length of time, you don't need to look at the watch, Zhang Ye can even be accurate to the heart. Error within three seconds.

More than a minute.

It's time to close.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai met a wink, and no more improvisation was added to Riga.

Yao Jiancai understands, "Since you say you are a scholar, do you write poetry?"

When the audience heard it, they all started to laugh

"Haha"

"Come one"

"Come on"

Zhang Ye The ability to write poems has long been known to everyone.

Zhang Ye pushed Yao Jiancai, "Did you hurt me?"

Yao Jiancai laughed: "How did I hurt you."

Zhang Ye: "How many troubles have my poems caused, and you still let me write"

"咿"

"咿"

The audience is noisy again.

I have scolded Radio Station, damaged leaders, knocked SARFT, and Zhang Ye's poems have indeed caused a lot of things, and also caused countless controversies.

Yao Jiancai said: "Then give us two couplets."

Zhang Ye asks, "What to write?"

Yao Jiancai thought for a while, "Write a picture for the official."

Zhang Ye snorted, "You're not too big"

Yao Jiancai: "What's this, free speech."

Zhang Ye: "Then write a picture for the old-social-community officials."

Yao Jiancai: "Why not the old-the community-will, the new society the old-the community-will come together."

Zhang Ye: "Okay, okay, if you dare to die, I will bury it."

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, what the **** is this."

Zhang Ye groaned for a moment, and said, "I'll write a comparison between old and new officials, um, Shanghai United is: red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a group of children."

Yao Jiancai looked at him, "What about the second league?"

Zhang Ye: "White rice, Wang Batang, ten children, a bunch of wives"

Yao Jiancai said: "Well, horizontal batch?"

Zhang Ye said: "Morning and evening dual rules"

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, that's a double rule."

Heard the words, the audience applauded below

Yao Jiancai laughed: "This couple is interesting, um, then you write another one for me, yes, write a couple for me and my wife, how about it?"

Zhang Ye said, "Okay."

Yao Jiancai is very happy, "So what are you talking about?"

As soon as Zhang Ye thought, "Hero sword is not old"

Yao Jiancai: "What about the second league? My wife and children?"

Zhang Ye made a photo, "... Old lady charm still exists"

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The audience sprayed it all, "Hahahahaha"

Yao Jiancai speechless, "horizontal approval?"

Zhang Ye casually said: "Dog man ..."

Before the word "female" was spoken, Yao Jiancai took a photo of him, "Go to yours"

End of Crosstalk

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai smiled slightly, then stood upright, bowed to the audience, and then the deafening applause filled the entire recording hall.

Pā pā pā pā

All viewers are standing up

"OK"

"Speak well"

"Hahahaha"

"Too great"

"God works"

"Zhang Ye Zhang Ye Zhang Ye"

Even the female judges got up from the judges table and gave applause to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. Then she raised her hand and gave them a thumbs up.