I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 488: [This is Crosstalk! 】

It hurts to come up

Scold when you play

And there is n’t even a pavement, the fluid character of Zhang Ye flaws must be displayed at this moment.

Either on the court or off the court, the audience was all excited, one after another staring at the eyes like chicken blood, looking forward to it, this is the opening, already is too amazing, they have a feeling that The smell of Zhang Ye is definitely more face-smacking. People sitting at home watching ll network live broadcast suddenly called friends and friends, more and more people are watching on the network live broadcast, very excited

"Come and see"

"Old Chang, go online"

"face-smacking Zhang is back on Jiang Hu"

“CCTVll official website homepage live broadcast Quick Look”

"Your collective boycott yesterday, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai counterattacked"

"Aha, two Tang Dazhang apprentices who were ridiculous Zhang Ye apprentice already were scolded on the spot. I have a hunch," I want to be anti-three vulgarities "is definitely a **** work.

On stage.

Zhang Ye unveiled the previous baggage, and looked to Yao Jiancai: "I like your industry very much, better, serve the people, and bring laughter to everyone."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That should be it."

Zhang Ye said: "Why do everyone like Crosstalk?"

"Why?" Yao Jiancai asked.

Zhang Ye said: "Because Crosstalk is an art from folk."

Yao Jiancai: "That's it."

Zhang Ye said: "People chanted the people."

Yao Jiancai: "Yes."

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "So I really want you to fight."

The audience laughs

Yao Jiancai hey, "Group fights? Are we fighting in groups?"

Zhang Ye corrected: "No, I mean, do you want to sing alone, you guys say Crosstalk together?"

Yao Jiancai said, "Singing together? Why is it so twisted?"

The baggage brought Crosstalk actors to him again. The audience was very pleased. Some people sent laughter, and some people made a coquettish sound.

Zhang Ye said: "Anyway, I just like Crosstalk."

Yao Jiancai: "I like it."

Zhang Ye laughed: "This is the poetry of labor."

Yao Jiancai is suspicious, "Why is it poetry again?"

Zhang Ye said, "I usually write poems."

Yao Jiancai is interested: "Are there any works?"

"Not so mature." Zhang Ye is humble.

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, you can talk, we listen."

Zhang Ye said: "OK, then please correct me."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Let's enjoy it."

Clearing his throat and clearing his throat, Zhang Ye groaned and said very emotionally: "Xuan-Wu-Zhou days are sunny days, and the people in Tong District like it very much." Wangfengtai shouted ... "The voice suddenly rose," I love you ... Haidian "

Xuanwu, Tongzhou, Fengtai, Haidian, these are the names of several districts and counties of Beijing. This poem is spoken from the mouth of Zhang Ye.

"Hahaha"

"Ouch"

"What Haidian are you calling while watching Fengtai"

Yao Jiancai is also quite speechless, "What kind of poem is this."

Zhang Ye snorted, "Did you not hear the meaning?"

Yao Jiancai said: "I didn't hear it, what's the meaning?"

Zhang Ye said seriously: "Although this poem is not big, it has far-reaching significance. It reflects the close cooperation of the Beijing people and the unity and love between the districts and counties."

The audience already is laughing

Yao Jiancai shook his head, "I didn't hear it."

Zhang Ye said earnestly: "Welcome to the National Games."

Yao Jiancai: "I didn't see it."

Zhang Ye: "People are contributing to the four modernizations and contributing to the smooth holding of the China-Africa Forum. Well, it reflects such a meaning"

Yao Jiancai Khan said, "Where is this meaning?"

People laughed and laughed. Your poem has a fart relationship with the National Games and the China-Africa Forum. People in the Quyi industry have just said that your Crosstalk is vulgar and meaningless. So you came here? Hahahaha everyone can hear, Zhang Ye this is ironic for those people

Zhang Ye glared at Yao Jiancai, and said: "I say that I have it, I think it is what it is"

Yao Jiancai is too lazy to talk to him, "Let's go, that's the case."

Zhang Ye said: "Remember, being an actor serves the people."

Yao Jiancai said: "This we know."

Zhang Ye: "Be elegant"

Yao Jiancai: "Elegant?"

Zhang Ye talked eloquently: "It must not be three vulgar, must have taste, go to‘ stools, times ’, and still stand on tiptoe.

Yao Jiancai quickly grabbed him, "If you fall again, hurry down, that's a good grade"

The audience uttered a bang.

Zhang Ye shook his head solemnly: "It's not allowed to be fooled, just be fooled once, we want to be on a‘ stool, time ’

Yao Jiancai speechless: "Also‘ stool, okay ‘stool, then‘ stool, slack ’

Zhang Ye looked at him, "Broken mouth are you?"

Yao Jiancai: "You break your mouth"

Some viewers laughed from beginning to end and their mouths became numb

Zhang Ye patted Yao Jiancai on the shoulder, saying focus: "Remember, what is the use of Crosstalk?"

Yao Jiancai asks: "What do you say?"

Zhang Ye said: "Crosstalk ... is educated"

As soon as the audience hears it, there will be a "Beep" sound.

"咿"

"咿"

All in a row to raise seedlings

Zhang Ye pointed confusedly below, "Well? Are they calling your name?"

Yao Jiancai said: "This is for you to stop talking."

Zhang Ye said calmly: "I think so, Crosstalk is an educator, you are not an actor"

Yao Jiancai: "What am I then?"

Zhang Ye said: "You are a teacher"

Yao Jiancai: "Oh?"

Zhang Ye continues: "You are a professor"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "A professor? Does the professor have any discussions?"

The audience laughed a lot

Scolded again

Scold again

Zhang Ye patted him on the shoulder and said, "Your job is to educate people. You must pay attention to the taste of program. What did you teach people to teach today? This is your job. You should not consider him unhappy Happy "

Yao Jiancai: “Ah?”

Zhang Ye snorted: "He deserves to be happy"

The audience slaps and laughs

Yao Jiancai: “Ah?”

Zhang Ye said: "Your job is to educate people, even if he is unhappy to lose a billion viewers? What is your position?"

Yao Jiancai hey, "I don't know where I stand and I'm stable?"

Zhang Ye instructed: "Do you have to be elegant and know what is elegant?"

Yao Jiancai said: "What do you say?"

Zhang Ye said: "Elegance is to love the people and listen to him. If you do n’t listen, you don't listen to me."

Some viewers already will not work. tears is out. They knew that Zhang Ye was poisoning wicked, but they didn't expect that he could damage people with such a new pattern. This is when they open maps and damage people. Those who say Zhang Ye Crosstalk know that it is funny But people who have no connotation and artistry have been scolded by him

Zhang Ye is not over yet, and said to Old Yao: "Remember, you are a teacher, as long as your work can make the audience cry, you will succeed"

Several Crosstalk judges faces are extremely black

Yao Jiancai: “Ah?”

Zhang Ye said: "A good Crosstalk actor must be anti-three vulgar"

Yao Jiancai Oh, "Is it?"

Zhang Ye said: "Absolutely anti-three vulgarities and keep it in mind."

Yao Jiancai said modestly: "Okay."

Zhang Ye said: "The modest **** man progresses. The **** man can progress, let alone your flesh?"

In the laughter of the audience, Yao Jiancai touched his mind, "You said it was too dirty. You are called Sansu."

After listening to Zhang Ye, the eyes are staring like a light bulb, "Did you believe me?"

Yao Jiancai: "嚯"

Zhang Ye slaps his flesh and slaps his sleeve and says, "I haven't endured Liutong." Really? The big flowerpot smashed his head and bleed, hitting your eyes with stitches. Means. Say I can't know? "

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "Say you can't do it?"

Zhang Ye hummed: "Dare to say I'm a vulgar? People like you, the further step is to shoot immediately, the next step is to seek medical treatment outside the country"

Yao Jiancai said: "Okay, am I still good?"

Zhang Ye said: "It ’s enough to kill you for five minutes if you catch it like this.

噗

Shot immediately? Seeking medical treatment?

Five minutes? What a burden do you think?

The audience was once again amazed by the small bag between the lines. Haha laughed. They have never heard such a novel paragraph and they are full of wisdom and gloom. Zhang Ye seems to be talking about Yao Jiancai, but the actual Everyone understands that this is scolding others

Zhang Ye fixed his mind, and said in his hand: "Looking at the Earth from the moon, first you see the Great Wall, and then you see our group of people who are against the three vulgarities.

Yao Jiancai was surprised: "Well, you guys are making so much noise?"

Zhang Ye took care of the collar. "That's for sure." Looking at the gang of Crosstalk actors on stage, "Today we have a lot of our anti-three colleague." He beckoned them.

The audience laughs wildly

"咿"

"咿"

"Hahaha"

There is a Crosstalk actor already who came along with Tang Dazhang.

Zhang Ye looked at him and said, "Why did you leave one?"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "I'm probably going to the toilet."

"Oh, that's it." With a wave of Zhang Ye, he said to the Crosstalk actor: "I wish you success"

The Crosstalk actor who walked to the door heard the words, and almost fell down at the foot, Zhang Ye you-big-man, you too bad, can you go to the toilet without success? Am I lacking in mind?

At this moment, the audience also burst into the biggest laughter since the opening.

"Hahahaha"

"Extremely terrible"

"Still listening to Zhang Ye is a curse"

"Yes, the veiled satire of the people, but also resisted and condemned, some people are still in their vests and dare not reveal their true body, but you look at Teacher Zhang, directly curse or in front of the national audience Courage and momentum are the ones who ca n’t eat grapes and say sour grapes are incomparable.

"Running one"

"Oh, I am so funny"

Rejected.

It's overwhelming

Everyone thinks that the pores are widening all over the body, and it's unbelievable. Your mother is Crosstalk.