I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 489: 【competition judges was scolded and ran away! 】

The audience is broken

The Crosstalk actors headed by Tang Dazhang are more angry than one, surnamed Zhang, you are **** missing for eight lives. The middle-aged person you just left is not only an Crosstalk actor, but also a member of the Quyi Association. Director, do you dare to lose such Teacher? You're going crazy, but they actually want to follow along, they can't listen anymore, but after Zhang Ye's "I wish you success", a few Crosstalk actors and people from the Quyi Association have left their chairs halfway and are born again Sit back, nothing is moving

Why?

They are afraid that Zhang Ye will bring the topic to them again

These people looked at each other and saw the radon in each other ’s eyes.

The Crosstalk of Zhang Ye is not finished yet, he has no pressure on the stage, and basically says that it is broadcasted on the Internet within a prescribed scale, a face of it does not matter, of course, even if it exceeds the scale, he will not It ’s going to matter. Zhang Ye does n’t care if you are thirty-seven, he is a happy life.

He told Old Yao: "If you are not anti-three, if you don't join our team, you will not be a good actor, we will not admit that you will say Crosstalk"

"唔"

"咿"

The audience understands it

Yao Jiancai laughed: "Yes?"

Zhang Ye looked at him with a sense of teaching, "When the night is quiet, you have a cigarette in your left hand, a bottle of wine in your right hand, a chicken in your mouth, a couple of cigarettes, a bite of wine, a couple of dishes, ask yourself Are you anti-secular? "

The people below were stunned and burst into laughter

Yao Jiancai followed by a few gestures in his hand, "I do n’t know if the anti-three vulgarities are not anti-three vulgarities, anyway, these three things are enough to keep me busy and watch me even eat and smoke.

The audience laughs again

Zhang Ye said with a sigh: "Sometimes I walk on the street and I often wonder why people in the world are so obsessed, why they don't understand it. If everyone is like me, everyone is a teacher and they are all one. Educator ... "Reached out to pick up the white cloth on the table, severely blown his nose, threw the cloth down and exhaled," So how beautiful is this world "

Yao Jiancai reveals his eyes, "Are you an educator?"

"Haha"

"Hehehehe"

Zhang Ye said: "Teacher Yao, I have been wondering, but also Crosstalk, why do some people have higher grades than you?"

Yao Jiancai said: "That's what people say."

Zhang Ye said, "Look at the mainstream, Crosstalk actors, you see how good they are." The words mainstream emphasized his tone.

The face of the Crosstalk actor has changed

Yao Jiancai asked: "Which?"

Zhang Ye introduced: "There is an outstanding Crosstalk actor, do you know?"

Yao Jiancai curiously said, "Who? You talk about your name."

The audience also blinked.

Zhang Ye said: "Don great kindness, do you know?"

Yao Jiancai a moment, "Don great kindness?"

Zhang Ye: "Yes, the one that speaks particularly well."

Yao Jiancai touched his nose, "... the names are a bit familiar, anyway."

At this time, a lot of viewers already reacted. After a while, they laughed and applauded.

噗

Don great kindness?

Tang Dazhang?

Tang Dazhang lost his face

The Crosstalk actors around him also changed their face again

Zhang Ye hesitated, "Don't you know? It's the one who wears a big gown, big back, big eyes, big tall man, one meter tall."

Yao Jiancai said, "So high?"

Zhang Ye said: "Can be packed in a box and a half after cremation"

Cremation? I cremated your sister. Tang Dazhang heard a sound almost vomited blood.

The audience also patted their arms, patted their legs, and clawed their legs. They smiled, Teacher Zhang's mouth, it's really your mother who damaged the Grandma home.

Yao Jiancai: "Hi, who asked for your ashes."

Zhang Ye thumbs up and held up: "The other Crosstalk, what he said is really good"

Yao Jiancai: "Really?"

Zhang Ye said: "Have you heard of his new Crosstalk? That Crosstalk is called" New Countryside. "

Yao Jiancai wondered, "What about this Crosstalk?"

Zhang Ye said, "Okay, it's very good to say, it's exciting and generous to urinate"

A female spectator is drinking water, and sprayed all the way to the ground without notice

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Did you pee? Why are you peeing?"

Zhang Ye said, "Do you know how many prostate patients have been cured by that work?"

Some male audience laughed while hammering one's own's legs

Yao Jiancai said: "Well, what is the work of this work so much?"

Zhang Ye said: "I particularly like this" New Countryside ", it's too nice. This work can be auctioned for hundreds of thousands.

Yao Jiancai was very curious: "Oh, is that all right? Then you talk about the big guys?"

Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said, "Crosstalk's masterpiece" New Countryside ", this is what it says: Hello comrades, friends from all walks of life, hello everyone, please support us in the new countryside. Early to bed and early to rise, without spitting, made our rural construction particularly good. This is really a spring breeze. "After that, Zhang Ye was intoxicated and admired.

Yao Jiancai is stupid, "Done?"

I see Zhang Ye When I slap my legs, I squatted on the ground and the tone changed. "Too nice I laughed so much that I could n’t do it. "

The audience laughed too

Yao Jiancai said: "What, you ca n’t laugh anymore?"

Zhang Ye is still squatting on the floor

"诶 诶" Yao Jiancai pulled him in the past, "You get up first, get up, what's the matter with you, have you ever heard the Crosstalk of eight hundred serious? How did you laugh like this?"

Looking at Zhang Ye, the audience's laughter couldn't stop at all

Tang Dazhang got angry and turned to leave

A lot of viewers saw and scolded one more and laughed even more

Zhang Ye stood up for a long time, "Good Crosstalk."

Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes: "Is this Crosstalk?"

Zhang Ye thumbs up, "Really good Crosstalk, Qinren's lungs, you have to learn this, you have to learn from others, you must correct the attitude of one's own, do not be unselfish like some Crosstalk actors, Taiwan to go on stage I do n’t love myself, but in the end, Dang Erlang is in jail "

“Ah?” Yao Jiancai hurriedly corrected: "That's called Dangdang to jail."

Zhang Ye said: "The Crosstalk actor's stage name is Diaoer."

Yao Jiancai snorted, "What's this name and how do you call this?"

Zhang Ye said: "Those of us who are anti-three vulgar, have stage names."

Yao Jiancai asked, "Why? Why don't you use your real name?"

Zhang Ye glanced at him, "nonsense, afraid of being beaten with his real name"

The audience laughs

Yao Jiancai: "Okay, are you afraid of being beaten?"

Zhang Ye said: "I'm not afraid, we are afraid of those colleagues who study how to fight against the three vulgarities every day."

"Yo, do you still have a team?" Yao Jiancai said.

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, we have a lot of talents there, all of them are Crosstalk actors, actors in the art world, critics, critics."

A critic? critic? The first time in the audience thought of Alexander and a few of those who boycotted Zhang Ye on the Internet yesterday. Everyone was refreshed, listen carefully.

Yao Jiancai blinked, "Well, what is your stage name?"

Zhang Ye talked bluntly: "For example, a famous cultural critic in us, who is the second best."

Yao Jiancai yelled, "This is really kind."

Zhang Ye went on to introduce: "And one of our well-known critics ... called‘ My Best Second. ’

Yao Jiancai, hey, "This is more polite"

Zhang Ye said: "There is another expert in our art."

"What's his name?" Yao Jiancai curiously.

Zhang Ye said, "His name is‘ Ma mixed with,. ”

The audience is unknown. Therefore, the following judges and those in the art world did not understand.

Ma?

What is this?

Yao Jiancai also asked, "What is this name? Foreigner?"

Zhang Ye immediately waved his hand, "No, China-Country-Count-Min-Clan. This is his first name. He also has a last name. His last name is‘ Shani, ’.

Yao Jiancai said suspiciously: "Shiny?"

Zhang Ye snorted, "Shani, blind your mother."

This stalk shook out, and the audience burst into laughter

"Ah yo"

"Hahahahaha Kazakhstan"

"What about Shanyima?"

"This is a terrible curse"

"Haha I can't do it"

"Isn't that group of people just mingling with peace"

Zhang Ye said with a finger on his fingers: "As for us, who is the second most, I am the second, Shanyima mixed, we gather together every day to study how to fight against the three vulgar, our goal is, Looking from the moon to Earth, even the Great Wall can't see it. The first thing we see is that our group is anti-three customs.

Yao Jiancai looked up, "Do you still think the movement is not big enough?"

Several staff members in the field have been stunned. This time, they can't help it. A few camera assistants and directors are laughing and covering their faces.

Teng, the following several artists in the art world, including those Crosstalk actors, stood up and left their seats angrily and went out, more than a dozen people in succession

What's more shocking is that the three Crosstalk competition judges in the audience unexpectedly left two judgess and left without watching, leaving, leaving only one judges sitting there silently.

"What?"

"All judges are gone?"

"Why are judges gone? This has never happened in the history of Crosstalk competition in the country. Hey, it's so funny. Teacher Zhang is too extraordinary. judges is scolded away."

"Hahahahaha"

"Would you be so funny?"

Previously, those in the art industry rely on the identity of one's own, relying on many people, and constantly suppressing Zhang Ye to resist Yao Jiancai. They rely on public praise. However, at this moment, Zhang Ye actually came with an The other way also applies to them, and they use their tricks back to them, including those celebrities and critics who have resisted Zhang Ye on the Internet. Critics and critics, Zhang Ye actually scolded them in this period of Crosstalk. A cool heart

They have hundreds or thousands of mouths

Zhang Ye has only one mouth, but actually suppressed them

The mouthful of gold has become a mouthful of gold, and Zhang Ye has a mouth on top of them, and hundreds of them can melt gold with one mouth.

How mighty this is

How cruel is this