I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 494: [《Guo Degang Crosstalk Collection》! 】
The next day.
Noon, CCTV competition scene.
Today's recording location is different. It is no longer the small recording hall in the original building, but it has been changed to a hall on the second basement floor, or an auditorium. The audience of 3,000, the scene is really not small.It was originally opened for some small evening parties, but today it was provided to the national Crosstalk competition.This is the third round of the preliminary round and the final round of the preliminary round.The game is all merged here. , The entire network of live broadcast, each player who passed the first two rounds of preliminaries will be drawn in order to perform, so the final round of the competition is also relatively long, one hundred groups of entries, about three days of time
The venue already is full of people.
The first row is some leaders, such as the leaders of CCTV, the chairman of the Crosstalk Association, my colleagues in the art world, and even competition judges, Tang Dazhang and Xu Wenxiang, etc. are sitting in the front row.
"Xiao Tang."
"Hsu Master."
"Your apprentices are good."
"Hehe, it's not ready yet, we need to polish."
A lot of Crosstalk actors chat together.
The area on the right side of the mouth is reserved for the five hundred groups of players who advance to the first round. Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are also inside.
Behind and upstairs, there is everyone, there are peers, there are media, there are cooperative units, more than 80% are audiences, there are Luck audiences drawn by Weibo Lottery, and there are tickets issued, there There are thousands of employees from the sponsors.
"Look forward."
"Who do you like best?"
"Of course Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai"
"Haha, I also like their Crosstalk, it's a must"
"But they are in big trouble today. They warned them that their peers resisted them. Even Segment Group issued an ultimatum. I don't know what they will say today."
"Yesterday, Crosstalk Grand Conference, I heard that the seven deadly sins of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were listed. What Zhang Ye is old? Dad, this is called Yao Jiancai. Why is it that you do n’t want to talk dirty words? Ah, it ’s really tough, I think they are jealous "
"Should I continue to talk about the so-called vulgar Crosstalk, or compromise to say that the educated Crosstalk, Teacher Zhang Ye and Teacher Yao Jiancai must have a choice."
Tian Bin is also in a position in the middle row. He is the announcer of CCTV radio Radio Station. He also got a ticket today to watch the match of his old colleague Zhang Ye.
On stage.
Host appeared, one man and one woman.
"Leaders, guests, audience, good noon, everyone"
The first link is the unveiling of the votes for the second round of the preliminary round. Of the five hundred players, the first one hundred players will advance to the final round.
A bunch of scene words, after countless sensations, the answer is revealed
First place: Anonymous, with 1.28 million votes
When seeing this number of votes, the whole hall sounded air-conditioned Voice
The votes of the next ninety-nine people, everyone is not so concerned about already. This already has lost suspense. Looking at the votes of those who started the second place, 31,000, 25,000, 98,000, 8 One thousand eight hundred and twenty-five, six thousand and seven, is a fraction of a fraction of the votes that Anonymous can't get. It must be several times or even dozens of times higher than them. It's still a fart. competition, everyone's votes are not so low. How can there be eight or nine with 50,000 or 100,000 votes? However, this year, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are too fierce. So that others won't be so appalling
The discussions broke out.
Everyone knows that Anonymous is Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai.
However, Host did not mention the first place. The list flashed and turned off. Host announced the promotion directly. They did not read the names of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. They skipped them. The overall tone remained unchanged. They can Matches, but the CCTVll sets will not give them any publicity.
After half an hour, the draw begins.
The seat area on the right, Yao Jiancai heads sideways, "Let's say as soon as possible, okay?"
"Yes." Zhang Ye smiled, "I want to say this earlier today."
Yao Jiancai said: "I'm afraid that we won't be able to make it late if we talk too late. If we arrange for our game on the third day, the people in the Crosstalk world don't know what's going to happen. When pressure came from all sides, Segment Group immediately disqualified us. "
Zhang Ye squinted: "Luck, it's better to be the first one."
As soon as his voice fell, the lottery on the big screen of the podium stopped, and many people stunned when they saw the first contestant to shake out as the first player in the opening.
Female Host also groaned for a moment and announced: "The first group of players, group C and number B."
No name, but everyone knows that this is the group player number before Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai
Yao Jiancai slaps his legs and smiles, "Okay, brother, let's start? Just what I want, haha, I found out how lucky our two days have been?"
Zhang Ye knows that most of the time is not luck, it is the "Skill" launched by this team-to reduce the difficulty.
There, a staff member quickly found them. "Two, go to the backstage to prepare and start right away." Although there are still a hundred people behind in the order, the first group must definitely play Prepared in advance.
So, with the attention of many people at the scene, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai went to the background.
Side platform.
There was a small meeting at the scene.
Segment Group leader said: "I reiterate that there must be no problem today. SARFT warned us about Crosstalk competition already. If we broadcast the works of inferior artists, we will not be able to eat one by one, all of them will be taken seriously. Point "
"I understand."
"Relief this time."
Someone said, "The first game of Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, are we?"
leader and the station apparently discussed earlier, "their ten minutes of the game, the whole advertisement, do not give a picture, the scene is cut the first second"
The crowd nodded, "OK."
leader repeats: "Don't make mistakes"
The two previous live broadcasts they gave to Zhang Ye have already annoyed them. If they come again, they can't bear the consequences and they will all be finished.
Half an hour has passed.
The final round of the national Crosstalk competition preliminary round officially kicked off
When Host was about to announce the entry of players, the backstage, leader immediately gave instructions, "Now, insert advertisement, cut it"
A staff member quickly operated, "OK"
leader is really frightened, "Confirm again."
"already broadcasts advertisement." That humane.
leader said: "Reconfirm again elsewhere."
Seven or eight staff members are busy, and then said, "There is really no problem with leadership."
leader This is a hum.
However, the CCTV these days are destined to be haunted to the end. An employee took the lunch while taking a break and pulled a few mouthfuls. A charging treasure next to him was charging without any warning. Yes, the charging treasure exploded with a touch. The young man was shocked by a stun, his hand shook, and the box lunch flew to the front instrument. His elbow accidentally hit the two buttons on the console. .
Chargebao just flew to the place where everyone put his clothes next to him. He lit up, lit a few down jackets, and it spread.
"Ah"
"It's on fire"
"Fast fire"
"Hello"
Everyone is in a hurry, rushing to catch fire, anyway, already in live broadcast has been adjusted, they have not watched again, the fire is urgent, otherwise the equipment is complete
Online.
Thousands of audiences are waiting in front of Crosstalk competition live broadcast.
"It's Zhang Ye"
"Yes, he played first"
"Haha, I can't wait for already"
"Oh, shit, how do you broadcast advertisement?"
"Is it clear that it will not be broadcast to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai?"
"Wrong, the picture is back, Hahaha Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao is playing"
In the auditorium.
Female Host people announced with a smile, "Below, there are the first group of contestants, Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai." I read the name this time, because Host has also been notified early. The performance of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will definitely not be broadcast I went out, so the show was it does not matter.
Yao Jiancai first go on stage.
Zhang Ye followed closely behind.
When they saw them, the people in the front line and the Crosstalk world did not react, but the audience of thousands of people at the scene burst into applause and shouts. Many people saw their faces. I just patted my thigh and laughed, and some people who liked them were whistling.
Crosstalk actors all frowned.
Those contestants who say Crosstalk are not very happy.
Only some media people look at each other in dismay whispered to each other, no matter how others scolded Zhang Ye, no matter whether their peers recognized him or not, Zhang Ye popularity is really no one in the Crosstalk circle. After all, Crosstalk is still a niche culture. How many times have I heard that Crosstalk can say such popular levels as Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai? In the past, this was hard to imagine
Then everyone stared at the stage and thought.
Will you compromise?
Will Teacher Zhang be recruited by Crosstalk?
Although everyone knows that the character of Zhang Ye is the kind of "love who", at this moment, everyone is still afraid to pack tickets, or still do not confirm what Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai will say, because they are blocked after all, Crosstalk competition nationwide After all, they are the last way. If they are disqualified, then the two will have nowhere to go and sign up for other drafts or competitions? With the previous record of Crosstalk competition, it is impossible to let them go anymore. Segment Group is estimated to be infamy under question, and it is impossible to let Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai participate. This is no doubt.
The microphone is tuned.
Zhang Ye stood on the stage and looked upstairs and downstairs, and smiled slightly: "Many people come."
Yao Jiancai nodded: "It's like this, all come to listen to Crosstalk."
Zhang Ye said: "This opening is for the two of us to perform for you. Are you willing to listen, listen, or listen? I will never ask for it"
Yao Jiancai Hey: "Well, aren't you asking for it?"
Just two words, just two words in the beginning, the following thousands of audience laughed loudly. This kind of skill made the previous Crosstalk artists frown slightly.
Zhang Ye laughed: "We actually love to come to places like TV station to say Crosstalk."
Yao Jiancai asked: "Why?"
Zhang Ye: "Because it's so good here."
“Ah?” Yao Jiancai.
A lot of people in CCTV Segment Group have changed their face when they hear it
Zhang Ye pointed to both sides, "There are leaders on the other side. You watch the Crosstalk artists on TV. Every time you play, they cheer and applause. There is applause when you speak."
Yao Jiancai wondered, "Is there an opening?"
Zhang Ye learned with a throaty voice: "Today ... wow la la la ... I give ... wow la la la ... everybody ... wow la la la ... saying a Crosstalk ... wow la la ... ... wow la la la. "He looked at the audience and said," Applause if you don't speak well, see how good today is. "
Yao Jiancai: "What's wrong?"
Zhang Ye means below, "No applause."
The audience stunned and clapped their hands, sending their warmest applause.
First, they are really amused, and second, the opening style of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai today, let already let everyone know, what should your mother say in Teacher Zhang? Those warnings and ultimatums still hurt TV station and the artists who often talked about Crosstalk on TV, like a hedgehog, whoever caught them, and already was completely released
This Crosstalk is definitely not simple today
Zhang Ye: "Thank you for your applause. Many people like us."
Yao Jiancai laughed: "Everyone holds it."
Zhang Ye pouted, "Of course, there are some disputes."
Yao Jiancai turned his head, "You can take some of these two words, which are basically controversial."
Audience: "咿"
"Hahahaha"
Zhang Ye laughed and said, "Some officials said, Zhang Ye, your Crosstalk is very vulgar, you always step on people's Teacher Yao, what kind of father and son, this way is wrong, the impact will be bad, will Bringing bad audiences will cause bad effects "
Yao Jiancai said helplessly: "Someone said that."
Zhang Ye narrowed his eyes and said, "I wonder, is the relevant department too harsh on Crosstalk? Are you too underestimating the IQ of the audience? Oh, one movie was strangled by another. You know it's fake, there are drama series shots there, the two play a father and a son, you know it's fake, write a novel over there, the protagonist flying eaves walks the wall to save the world, you know it is fake, I wonder how to get there Are we all real here? "
When the audience heard it, they all applauded.
"Speak well"
"Yes"
Yao Jiancai laughed: "It's a bit harsh."
Zhang Ye said: "Let go of Crosstalk. We are two Crosstalk non-mainstream little actors. They are not as talented as those mainstream Crosstalk masters. Oh, so much pollution in the society has not taught everyone. After listening to our two paragraphs Crosstalk, the audience just Was taken? Are you all going out to kill and set fire? You too overestimated us. "
The audience laughs: "Hahahaha"
Zhang Ye said: "To be honest, if I and Teacher Yao really have this ability, what else do we two say Crosstalk ah we"
Yao Jiancai also laughed, "It's not that great."
Papapa
Applause again
The appetite of all people is instantly lifted. If yesterday ’s "I want to be anti-three vulgar" Zhang Ye was said in an ironic form, then today ’s Crosstalk is direct irony, it is completely two styles. Ironically, Teacher Zhang Ye is a multi-faceted and multi-layered display of his swearing skills.
The leaders of the relevant departments in the front row are gloomy
The Crosstalk actors are also more ugly than one, and no one expected it. Under the SARFT re-posting and the serious warning from the program group, Zhang Ye was still doing its own thing, and even scolded them even harder, which seemed to them. Is simply unthinkable
Last name of Zhang
You're going crazy
The relevant departments are scolding? You really don't want to mix in Entertainment Circle anymore
Today, both Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai know that this is their last performance on Crosstalk competition, so Yu crisp doesn't hide hiding and dodging, this game, Zhang Ye is to say a happy I **** care about who you are, so he took out all the `` Guo Degang Crosstalk Collection '', this scene, he will put together a lot of old Guo's paragraphs, such as `` You want elegance '', such as `` On Crosstalk "The Status of Fifty Years", etc. Since this is the last scene, the dude will swear enough at once