I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 495: [Scold, curse, curse, curse! 】

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Countless people are stunned watching Crosstalk competition's live broadcast

"Teacher Zhang is fierce"

"Haha, these people are going to be unlucky"

"This is annoying Teacher Zhang"

"If Zhang Ye is up to rogue, no one in the world can stop it."

"The bull curse is so good that you do n’t bring bad audiences, so why do n’t Teacher Zhang Ye say Crosstalk? Will you die or live?

"Like Zhang Ye"

"Speaking of my heart"

Live.

The audience is also very emotional.

Zhang Ye said: "If Crosstalk can have such great power, what missiles, nuclear weapons, and military forces are needed to be researched, and a Crosstalk actor will say Crosstalk in the past, who will kill and destroy him?

Here's called Lianlian

"OK"

"Speak well"

Zhang Ye continued: "Some people always like to hang vulgarity on their mouths, in order to show their elegance. High society says that people are vulgar. Dongfeng is broken ... I am more broken than Dongfeng "In the audience's applause, he said:" Crosstalk actors say that others are vulgar, this is envy, jealousy and hate "

Applause again

"Hahaha"

"咿"

Those Crosstalk artists are almost motherfucker

The Crosstalk competition contestants who have collectively resisted Zhang Ye are all very angry.

Yao Jiancai laughed: "Only peers have naked hatred."

Zhang Ye said: "I have a poem that writes about the status quo in the Crosstalk world."

Yao Jiancai said: "You can read it."

Zhang Ye reads: "Several nine long winter hopes spring-light, three more midnight look forward to morning sun ..." This little poem Zhang Ye said before, called eight hopes, speaking here, many audiences have even followed Read aloud together, Zhang Ye can't help but slow down the recitation rhythm and read along with everyone

Everyone: "Hua Rongyue looks great"

Everyone: "Leisure Second-Milk Hope Flow"

Everyone: "The lone wolf hopes for a female ghost"

Fifty people ...

One hundred people ...

The crowd chants, this scene looks quite spectacular

"Single old man looking for aunt"

"The acting is looking forward to winning"

Last sentence, Zhang Ye shouted with everyone and shouted, "Say Crosstalk is looking forward to ... dead companion" Then everyone laughed tacitly. The to go on stage was so good that they played very well

Yao Jiancai said: "Okay, this is too good"

Zhang Ye used to swear by the Literature world, it is very famous and catchy. Many people can read it after reading it twice. This is such a spectacular scene.

Yes Zhang Ye Have fun with the audience, those Crosstalk People in the world are almost biting angry, Zhang Ye You-Big-Man, after you scold us, do you still have to take the audience with you? You five elements wicked Well, what are you guys doing with you?

Zhang Ye said: "What is elegance? What is vulgar?"

Yao Jiancai said: "A lot of people are talking about this online now."

Zhang Ye said: "We have Crosstalk actors who said, listening to symphony is elegant, listening to Internet songs is vulgar."

"Hi." Yao Jiancai shook his head.

Zhang Ye: "Listen to Celebrity and sing elegantly, look at the vulgar originality of the Internet"

Yao Jiancai laughed: "This is noisy."

Zhang Ye: "Seeing people-body-arts-elegant, the couple said yellow-color jokes are vulgar" followed by: "Elegant coffee, eat garlic ... vulgar"

"咿"

The audience laughed. Of course, they saw that Tang Dazhang and one of his apprentices said on the Internet yesterday that the work of Zhang Ye was as vulgar as eating garlic.

Zhang Ye cursed: "The great man taught us that ... go to him-milk-milk"

Yao Jiancai said, "Which great man has said this?"

"I am second," Zhang Ye said.

"OK"

"Hahaha"

"Go to him-milk-milk-"

The audience followed suit.

Zhang Ye said: "I reiterate again, it's elegant, it's not pretending ..." He exaggerated and cursed: "Grandson is pretending"

Tang Dazhang is so furious that I want to leave the stadium.

For the first time other Crosstalk actors have seen people who say Crosstalk at the Crosstalk match scene

Zhang Ye continually cursed: "I have that spare time, do you say you talk about the basic skills of tongue twister training? For Crosstalk, this is the business."

Yao Jiancai nodded: "This is true."

Zhang Ye is getting more and more interesting, "I sometimes look at them pretending that I'm angry. Have a good time, what's going on all day? When I get on the bus, it's like a sour pear, his face It ’s all green, and you have to beg out an English newspaper. Do you know you?

The audience laughs: "Hahaha"

Zhang Ye said: "The children on the road also speak, half Chinese-Mandarin, half English"

Yao Jiancai: "Really?"

Zhang Ye: "Also buy apples, 11Uncle, me, ah, is your ApnIe two dollars and seven pounds?" The voice changed, "You bought rotten apples, you still have cocky, what is it?"

Yao Jiancai smiles, "I do."

Zhang Ye said: "And the one with the big yellow chain"

Somebody suddenly noticed that a Crosstalk actor in his forties in the front row brought a big gold chain today and wore it around his neck. This person is also one of the main forces to resist Zhang Ye on weibo. Crosstalk has a big name and is not as senior as Tang Dazhang. It is a senior member of Crosstalk Association.

Yao Jiancai asked: "Gold chain?"

Zhang Ye pokes his lips: "Don't sweat, a sweaty vest will be dirty"

Yao Jiancai shouted, "Fade? Isn't it gold?"

Zhang Ye loss: "Plastic, copper injection"

Yao Jiancai laughed: "Well, this is too imitation"

The face of the Crosstalk actor with a gold chain underneath turned into a pig's liver. The color can't wait to spit out old blood and go out. I didn't expect Zhang Ye to scold him.

Zhang Ye continues to curse: "There are still people, oops, I bought a shampoo, and I have to go to the Shasha shop in Hong Kong. Come on less, you haven't got too much Teacher Yao hair.

Yao Jiancai Shaved his head because he needed filming some time ago. He heard that he was speechless: "Bald man? What kind of hair do you wash?"

Zhang Ye said: "It's about this."

Under the head, there are three Crosstalk actors who have called Zhang Ye before have no hair. When I heard this, they almost beat their sleeves to hit people

I don't know what the camera thinks, but I also shot scene. Maybe I know it will not be live broadcast, so I took it consciously.

The expressions of the three bald Crosstalk actors suddenly appeared on the big screen

The audience laughed at the sight

"Hahahaha"

"Oh, I can't do it anymore"

Zhang Ye calmly said, "There are still people who have wet pants, but they told them," Oh, what you drop when you eat abalone ... you talk about urinating pants "

Yao Jiancai: "嚯"

Audience: "噗 Hahahaha"

Zhang Ye said: "There is still the goods. As soon as I finish eating here, I sign the order, and customer service personnel said: I'm sorry sir, I can't sign the order. Then I swipe the card ..." After a tone of speech, Zhang Ye despised: "You drink a bowl. What card do you use?

Yao Jiancai is also happy: "It's not worth it."

Zhang Ye: "The one who cleaned the big-tailed wolf, especially ours, said Crosstalk, and asked for this elegance, that elegance all day long. Isn't it yesterday? The China-China Crosstalk community has met again."

Yao Jiancai blinked: "They will be really diligent."

Zhang Ye laughed: "That is, there is no place for these people to say Crosstalk, there is only a meeting left"

Yao Jiancai said: "Where did you go to practice basic skills?"

The audience laughs

Zhang Ye said: "Later, there was an expert, Crosstalk expert, Xu Moumou."

Yao Jiancai said: "Experts dare not leave their full names?"

Xu Moumou?

Crosstalk Master Xu Wenxiang?

A lot of viewers are refreshed

Zhang Ye said: "He asked me to go home, and said, comrade Little Zhang went home, to tell you what is elegance and vulgarity. It is not inappropriate, go."

Yao Jiancai said, "Go."

Zhang Ye said: "As soon as you enter the door, huh, there are couplets hanging on the wall of the house, the culture Aura is very thick-the beach was lying for two and a half years.

Yao Jiancai wonder: "Oh?"

Zhang Ye was surprised: "I see, it's a king"

Thousands of spectators laughed and laughed like crazy, it ’s so **** bad

After listening to Xu Wenxiang, his body was blown up with a shake of his beard

Other Crosstalk actors and artists have also fried all the pots Shit Zhang Ye. Who the **** are you, who dares to scold, Xu Master, do you dare to arrange? ?

Yao Jiancai yelled, "Experts guess a riddle."

Zhang Ye said: "These two books are still on the desk in my house. They are very esoteric. At first glance, they are only read by elegant and learned people."

Yao Jiancai asks, "What book?"

Zhang Ye pointed his finger, "One is the Xinhua Dictionary."

Yao Jiancai nodded: "Is there a university question in the dictionary, it is not easy to learn, the second one?"

Zhang Ye said: "The second is How to Look Up a Dictionary"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Well, this co-author won't even read a dictionary"

Audience: "噗 Hahaha"

Zhang Ye said the same way: "Then the old artist started to teach me. This must be elegant, not vulgar. We must be elegant and we should not be vulgar. After speaking for a long time, there is no whole sentence At the end, I said, ah, Little Zhang, do n’t be upset, you ca n’t be silent, but we will make you silent soon, we will write anonymous letters, we will report, we all will, know? ”

Small report?

Zhang Ye They were warned, isn't it because of this?

The audience is roaring, "咿"

The face of the people in Crosstalk has changed again

Zhang Ye learned to say: "The old artist also said focus long, you may not understand me, you do n’t understand me now, you just scold me, after you know me ... you have to kill me"

Audience: "Hahahahaha"

Yao Jiancai said: "Hey, he knows he hates it."

Zhang Ye said: "People also said, we must strive to be elegant, blindly pull up, and strive for the future, looking down from the moon, even Earth can't see, they saw this group of Crosstalk followers Elegance in space "

Looking at the Great Wall last time

Your mom can't even see Earth this time?

Thousands of people on the court already couldn't laugh anymore

Yao Jiancai also hesitated: "Did Earth all gone? This group of people are really noisy."

Zhang Ye said with a sigh: "After coming out, I said to myself, the Crosstalk actor in China-China, each one was shot, there is absolutely no wrongdoing."