I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 496: 【A wave after wave! 】
On-site boiling
The Internet is also boiling
The audience applauded the applause, and felt that Zhang Ye was cursing too much.People who know Zhang Ye know that he has not been easy to go this way. He has been in the game, blocked by the Radio Station circle, and blocked by Beijing TV Station. Blocked by Shanghai, blocked by SARFT, and now, Zhang Ye has no choice but to talk about Crosstalk, no one recruited and did not provoke anyone, and even a group of Crosstalk actors wanted to block him and resist him, this is driving people to death This kind of thing can't be changed by anyone. Of course, you must scold it back and make a mess.
Zhang Ye helplessly spread his hands and said, "So, now I see someone scolding me, and seeing that there are always some so-called experts jumping out to educate me, I basically ignored it, and finally I got a golden eye. I now have already to read all the world ’s A films and have no realm in my heart.
The audience is fooling: "咿"
Yao Jiancai said: "Well, do you see enough of film?"
Zhang Ye nodded and looked at him, "Return to you then."
“Ah?” Yao Jiancai stared, "I'm borrowing you?"
Audience: "Hahahahaha 哈"
Tian Bin under the stage is also overjoyed and smiles cramped
There are only a few young men and women in the audience with yellow hair and green hair. They did not laugh at all, but they are still making troubles below. They are not close to the podium, but they are not far away.
A red-haired young man shouted, "Go down"
A teenager with blue hair called, "What did you say?"
"What is broken Crosstalk" The six or seven of them came together and they all shouted. There was also a person who was obviously Republic came up with a Korean language to swear, and he looked pretty proud, knowing that except them A few other people must not understand and have a sense of superiority.
This Voice jumped up in the crowd, obviously a bit harsh, many viewers are not happy to look at them, who invited this to make trouble? Looking at this dress, a look is fans of Li Anxu or Republic of Korea Celebrity.The audience knows that not only people in the Crosstalk world are scolding Zhang Ye, the most fierce ones are those who are Republic of Korea and Kazakhstan's fans. Hate Zhang Ye into the bone.
Front row, Tang Dazhang turned back, Xu Wenxiang and some Crosstalk actors also looked back at those people. If other people say that the audience is upset when they say Crosstalk, they may be very unhappy, after all, they are performing, you Must have the least respect? But now they are performing Zhang Ye. When these Crosstalk actors hear the noise of some people, they feel very comfortable and not harsh at all.
On stage.
Yao Jiancai heard it, and frowned.
The scene was a little quiet and the atmosphere changed a bit.
Zhang Ye Take a look at the people below, and smile a little. It didn't affect anything at all, but added a paragraph temporarily, "the topic still has to return to elegance and vulgarity."
Yao Jiancai: "Yeah."
Zhang Ye laughed, "What do some people think is elegance?"
Yao Jiancai for a while, why did n’t you follow the book? But also responded quickly, "What is it?"
Zhang Ye said: "Chongyang Meiwai"
"Hah?" Yao Jiancai said.
Zhang Ye sarcastically said: "Learning foreigners, foreigners 'things are good, foreigners' things are elegant, there are Kazakh and Kazakh, huh, to be honest, in the past, all of us The country of patriotism, who pays tribute every year, is a minister, has a son, and has to be sent to us as hostages, now you learn from it?
Tian Bin applauded
Yao Jiancai smiled bitterly, "It's a phenomenon."
Zhang Ye said: "Sometimes I can't get used to it. Children learn this, and the hair is cut like anything, Gaoping, shattered, mushroom bottom. One dyed red and one white, one red and one white. It ’s like spicy cabbage "
Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "Hey, this is Kazakhstan."
A lot of viewers already laughed
The young men and women of Kazakhstan have stared at their eyes, and they all have similar hairstyles. Shit Zhang Ye has scolded them again after screaming at Crosstalk.
Zhang Ye still looked at them, "The legs of the pants are fatter than the waist of the pants. The No. 3 foot wears No. 4l shoes. The big eyelashes have flipped and snapped, and the hat has been picked off."
Yao Jiancai: "Well, the hat is too light."
The audience is very happy to see, look at those Ha Han fans who had messed up before, and said that you dare to tear down the Zhang Ye station? Do n’t you know that the protagonist is the master of the professional black Korean for twenty years? You guys are not scolding, but many audiences are also very interested in what Zhang Ye will say, because in Zhang Ye's Talkshow, many people already have heard the situation of Zhang Ye and Talkshow cursed Republic of Korea, but Crosstalk and Talkshow are obviously not an art form. Speaking of which is definitely different, they have never heard of it.
Zhang Ye really fulfills everyone's wishes, saying: "I heard that Republic of Korea can be a lot of people."
Yao Jiancai: "That's a lot."
Zhang Ye's eyes are very bright: "I heard that people in the world who can do it are Republic of Korea, such as Lai Buddha, Kong Sheng, they are all, I heard that even Teacher Yao is also their country."
Yao Jiancai quickly waved their hands: "I don't want Yes."
Zhang Ye hit him: "If you're just fine, they don't know how good we are, and send a few Republic of Koreas who say Crosstalk, and they will die there"
Yao Jiancai said, "Good guy, how can Crosstalk be so frustrating?"
As soon as this episode came out, the audience laughed suddenly. It was wonderful. Your mother is so wonderful. Even if Zhang Ye does not use Talkshow, you can use Crosstalk to scold the stick, and it not only damages Republic of Korea again. , And also brought the Crosstalk community to scold.
Some Crosstalk actors slapped the armrest of the chair with one slap
These Korean and Korean fans are also very red and angry.
Zhang Ye is not over yet, saying: "I heard that Republic of Korea has got a rocket recently, sitting on Scientist and going to the sun."
Yao Jiancai stopped him: "Well, wait a minute, get on the sun?"
Zhang Ye said: "Yes."
Yao Jiancai sweat: "How hot is the sun, that's a fireball."
Zhang Ye blinked, "Republic of Korea said, go at night."
All the audience laughed and laughed
Yao Jiancai said silently: "I've never seen such a disinterested person, do you go crazy at night?"
Zhang Ye said: "Anyway, people in that place, we don't understand, let's be honest, it is a small country."
Yao Jiancai nodded, "It's not too big."
Zhang Ye said: "It can't compare with us. If you look at our weather forecast, it will take 15 minutes to report."
Yao Jiancai hummed, "We have a lot of places."
Zhang Ye said: "Republic of Korea forecast that day, just one sentence."
Yao Jiancai is unknown, so he said, "How do you say?"
Zhang Ye points to heaven: "... there is rain in the country"
Yao Jiancai sighed, "The clouds are covered under one roof? This is too small"
"Hahahaha"
"Is there rain in the country?"
"Oh, I'm going inside"
"The Hahaha Teacher Zhang Ye sword is not old, it hurts the Republic of Korea and it ’s almost explosive. Look at the eyes of Teacher Zhang Ye, and he will make me laugh when I say this"
"God scolded him"
"You say Teacher Zhang, how the **** does your mother grow?"
"Is this a temporary snippet? I definitely didn't write it in the book before. I didn't read Yao Jiancai. I almost chopped it up. I almost didn't connect it. This is for the troubled K-Han fans. The snippet made on the spot? Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye and everything can be done without any effort. "
"Look at those few Korean fans, their faces have been scolded"
Wave after wave
A wave after a curse is another wave
After killing one slice after another
It feels like saying: Who else? ?
A few Han Han fans glared at Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai on the stage, but they didn't talk anymore, and didn't go to trouble again. They know that the one's own group can't even scold the one on the stage.
After the hilarious laugh, let's go quiet again.
Zhang Ye blinked, "It's a bit off, right, where are we talking about?"
Yao Jiancai reluctantly said, "I don't know anymore, you don't tell me by book."
The audience laughed, sure enough, this is a live line added snippet, Zhang Ye one's own all said to one's own dizzy, can't take it back
Many people in the Tang Dazhang and Crosstalk worlds are waiting to see the joke when they see it, but in the word of Zhang Ye, they can't see it.
Zhang Ye goes back to recycling, saying, "It's raining all over the country ... it's raining all over the country ... so what is elegance?"
Yao Jiancai is very tall: "Hey, you are born to recycle"
Zhang Ye laughed: "I have to deduct the title."
"Your turn is too big." Yao Jiancai strokes
"Hahahaha"
"Ah Hahahaha"
Because of an accident at the scene and a few Ha Han fans messed up, Zhang Ye temporarily changed the routine and temporarily inserted a paragraph, and the natural topic went further and further. This should have been a flaw. However, in the mouth of Zhang Ye, this It was a flawed mistake that turned him into a laugh, making the audience laugh, in Zhang Ye's mouth, saying that Crosstalk seems to be like a play, everyone is really the first time to hear such a saying Crosstalk
Yao Jiancai was actually convinced, and told the team of Zhang Ye that Crosstalk, he is really like a fish, very easy, he only needs to hold a slap, it only needs to support Zhang Ye, and other errors such as slaps on the field Changes do not need him to worry, Zhang Ye can hold everything, such as the previous scene, Yao Jiancai knows that if he changes his old partner, he will definitely be blind, and let the audience see the problem, let alone live. Shaking new burdens, they may not be able to say well according to the book. But in the hands of Zhang Ye, these things don't seem to be anything, babbling, chatting, a small flaw can become a burden, and the flaw becomes as if it has been arranged for a long time, and it usually makes the audience laugh. laugh. The basic literacy of Zhang Ye makes Yao Jiancai this professional Crosstalk actor feel a little ashamed.
A lot of questions have arisen in the hearts of the audience
Zhang Ye is really a amateur person?
Zhang Ye is really the first time to say Crosstalk? Never learned?